O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 35 May 31st, 2004 Specially for Myth720. :-) ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki Mentioned: Uchiha Itachi - Ishikawa Hideo Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou ------- SASUKE We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! I'll let you know the power behind the name of the Uchiha. Here we go! Aniplex Hour! Uchiha Sasuke's Oo! Sasuke Nippon! My name is Uchiha Sasuke. While there are many things I dislike, I don't really have anything I like. And. I wouldn't stoop to calling it a dream, but I have an ambition. The revival of my clan and, the hijack of this radio show. Yes! And with that, good evening to you. I'm the Supesharu Paasonaritii (special personality) for tonight only, in short, the SupePa - pretty hard to pronounce, but! I'm Sugiyama Noriaki, the voice of Uchiha Sasuke. I don't know what's going on, but just for this one time! We'll be having Oo! Sasuke Nippon! So let's go on with the show. And now, let's get the guest of the show out! Please! NARUTO Don don dokon! DON DON DOKON DON GYAA!! Don don dokon dooon! Yes. Good evening. I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Uzumaki Naruto. And you! You've been a ManPa for four times already, so you must be used to this already? SASUKE Um... I have this strange anxiety in me... NARUTO Your anxiety is infecting me. SASUKE Sorry! NARUTO It's like NOOOOO! I'M SO NERVOUS! WAA!! SASUKE Sorry! NARUTO MWAAAA!! SO NERVOUS! SASUKE I'm really sorry! NARUTO Anyway for today we're doing the Oo! Sasuke Nippon show. Even if it's a failure, this one episode is not my fault. SASUKE You really wanted to say that, eh? NARUTO You can all blame Non-tan if anything goes wrong. Work hard~~ SASUKE That felt so unkind? NARUTO You're talking about someone else~~ SASUKE You... Okay, then! Let's introduce the postcards of all our listeners! So, let me begin. Academy Student from Nagano, radio name: Comix-san. NARUTO Academy Student! Thank you for your mail! SASUKE Thank you for your mail! "Takeuchi-san, good day! It's my routine to listen to your energetic voice every Monday while getting into bed!" NARUTO DOKON DOKON DOKON!! SASUKE What was that?! "I'm always listening with pleasure. This is sudden, but I have a question for Takeuchi-san and Sugiyama-san. During the anime, Sasuke-kun said that he wanted 'power.' If it were the two of you, what kind of 'power' would you both want? By the way, I would want some drawing-abilities, and some charisma." NARUTO How sweet. SASUKE "Work hard, both of you!" And that's it. NARUTO So what do you want, Non-tan? SASUKE Me first? I guess, from what I'm doing, I would want some acting powers. Strange, eh? NARUTO That's right. I never even thought about /that/! SASUKE I did ask Takeuchi-san about this just now. Please, say it! NARUTO I want financial power!! SASUKE That kind of stinks! NARUTO And I want the power to control people! SASUKE You want authority? NARUTO Yes! Authority! SASUKE And yes, that's Takeuchi-san. NARUTO I mean, once you have those two, everything else will start falling into place. SASUKE I see! NARUTO As for 'acting powers'! Don't ask others for it! You can gain that kind of abilities by yourself! SASUKE That may be true, but... NARUTO As for charisma... well, it's something you can try to strive for by yourself too. But financial power!! You can't do anything about it by yourself. That's the level we're looking at! SASUKE No way! Well, if you're aiming for the top, then... NARUTO If we're looking at the absolute top then it's not the kind of riches you can achieve by yourself. SASUKE Yes, that was a very realistic Takeuchi-san. NARUTO I'm thirty-two already, dammit. SASUKE Yes... let's not talk about ages here... NARUTO You're talking about someone who's just climbed the 30's ladder! SASUKE But that's good isn't it? NARUTO That's enough! SASUKE Okay, please go ahead, Takeuchi-san! NARUTO Here I go. Academy Student from Hyougou, Teremi-san. Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "Good evening!" Good evening! SASUKE Good evening! NARUTO "My hamster Lemon-chan has died lately! In human age she's about 60 years old." Oh, she lived a long life! "After wondering how I should deal with her body, I dug a hole in the flowerpot and buried her there with some sunflower seeds. I don't know if Lemon would have liked that so I thought I'd ask Sugiyama-san 'Non-tan' about it since he seems to understand animals so well. What should I do?" SASUKE It's all right to dig a small grave for small animals to bury them in flowerpots, but... When it comes to dogs... NARUTO When it comes to that. SASUKE Dogs or big cats, then... You'd have to ask for some help or you can't do anything to it. But- NARUTO It's good enough, isn't it? In the flowerpot. And you put some sunflower seeds there. She can be together with her favourite sunflower seeds. SASUKE When the goldfish I had when I was younger died, I buried it in the flowerpot too. NARUTO You did. When I walk along the streets or something I often get hit by flying sparrows. SASUKE I don't really see sparrows... NARUTO Yes, one died in my house. Then when it died, we caught it and put it somewhere. Eventually we buried it in the garden. It was so pitiful. Then my onii-chan upturned and dug it up. SASUKE Why?! NARUTO I don't know. SASUKE But why? NARUTO I don't understand. But that's the kind of siblings I have in my house. SASUKE And with that, I'll be your opponent right to the end. Try hard not to obstruct me, usuratonkachi. NARUTO I'm going to make everybody who listens to this program acknowledge my existence! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The Second Stage is popular too! The DVD Series is being put on sale one after another! It's the ero-sennin Jiraiya who's on the cover this time! Watch my crazy, noisy training with ero-sennin one more time on DVD! NARUTO Second Stage DVD, Scroll Five, on sale now from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! SASUKE Uchiha Sasuke's Oo! Sasuke Nippon! NARUTO Boo! SASUKE And in the studios we're continuing with our guest, the voice of Naruto, Takeuchi Junko-san! NARUTO What happened to 'Uzumaki'? SASUKE I'm sorry for missing it out. NARUTO "For Takeuchi Junko-san?" "It's Takeuchi Junko-san!" SASUKE I'm sure I don't have to say all that. NARUTO Are you unpleased with the way I am talking now? SASUKE Yes, and anyway! I still don't get what's happening, but let's continue with the postcards. Academy Student from Oosaka, radio name: Ocha-san. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. "Takeuchi-san, Sugiyama-san, good evening." Good evening. NARUTO Good evening. SASUKE "Kyu kyu!" NARUTO Kyu kyu! SASUKE "Both of you, please listen to me! There's a black cat who comes to my house everyday for food. Lately I haven't been seeing it, but one day when I came back from school I heard some cat noises. And not just from one cat but a few. When I took a look it was the usual black cat and three kittens! One black kitten and two patch-fur kittens. I thought I hadn't seen her around lately - so she's been busy giving birth! The three kittens looked at me when I called for them, they were so cute! I wanted to hold them! What about both of you cat-lovers? Are you envious of me?" ... Of course we'd be envious! That's just that, but... NARUTO I have a cat tale too. SASUKE What? NARUTO Sasuke's older brother - Itachi-san...'s voice, Ishikawa-san. When I was working together with him. He asked me, "Junko-chan, you have some cats at home?" So I said, "Yes, I do!" Then we talked a bit about cats and! He said, "I have a cat too!" So he showed me some pictures. He actually has this small cat of the Singapura breed. It was really cute, but! He kept showing me pictures and pictures and more pictures of the cat! I wanted to show him pictures of my cats too but I lost to the power of Ishikawa-san. I wasn't able to show him anything. SASUKE Well there /are/ people like that! People who really bring a lot of pictures of their beloved dog or cat around. NARUTO I bring pictures around too! SASUKE Morikubo-san's like that too. He has a lot of pictures of his dog on him! NARUTO Really? SASUKE So sometimes at length when I meet him, he'd ask, "Wanna see some pictures of my dog?" So everybody would take a look and go, "How cute!" Then when I meet him again at another studio, he'd ask again "Wanna see?" When I reply, "Oh, you showed me before just a while ago..." He'd say, "I have some /new/ pictures!" And me, "I see..." NARUTO But I really understand why people like to show others photos of their pets. And you'd want to see the pictures anyway because they're cute. SASUKE They're really like parents overly fond of their kids! NARUTO Really. When you look at dogs and cats, everybody becomes overly fond parents. Okay, one mail from me. Academy Student from Gunma, Hikaru-san. Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "Sugiyama-san. Please listen to my wish. Please reiterate the lines of the NARUTO anime episode 34, when Sasuke's seal goes berserk! That Sasuke was so cool!" And so. This is sudden, but please become Sasuke and say the lines again. Please. SASUKE Sakura... who... Who was the one who did that to you? It felt like that. NARUTO Scary! Scary! SASUKE That's how it felt like going along with the flow... Yeah, probably something like that. NARUTO It was good enough. One more. Academy Student from Hyougou, Koisuru Otome-san. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. "I've found a voice who suits me at last! That voice is... Sugiyama-san's! So Sugiyama-san, please reject me coolly! Please do!" Well, if the girl says so you wouldn't be a man if you didn't do it. So anyway, after you hear the BAFU smoke sound... Okay, Non-tan? Let's go! Try your best... to reject her! SASUKE Sorry. I don't have the time to hang out with you. Something like that. NARUTO CRUEL!! SASUKE Was that good enough for you? NARUTO Who the hell does this guy think he is?! SASUKE But!! But!! Ah, oh well. NARUTO Anyway, that was a great rejection. So, you've just been completely rejected. Please find a new love! SASUKE Yes. And so, I'm still going to work hard after the commercials! COMMERCIAL 38 minutes of pure movie experience. A gothic romance. Original Video Animation. Kosetto no Shousou, Volume 1. On sale from May 26 onwards. I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! Right, and for this section we're having a change of chairs, a pass of batons! This is a delicate atmosphere we're having this corner in, this Oh! Sa... suke Nippon. In this mission, we'll have the SupePa Non-tan perform a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners. What's recorded on the list is: 1) Morning Call 2) Handphone Message 3) Goodnight Call 4) Confession of the Heart 5) Message of Encouragement 6) Listener's Request Those are the six. We'll let the message be randomly picked. And so Non-tan, you can pick any one now. SASUKE Been a long time since I did lucky draws... NARUTO Here? Here? Where? SASUKE Here! NARUTO It's been decided! It's been decided to be a listener's request! SASUKE What is it? NARUTO Then let me bring out the listener's request that has been chosen... I'll read it. Academy Student from Oosaka, Sakura Fubuki-san. Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "I request for Sugiyama-san to give us all a confession of the heart!" SASUKE That?! NARUTO "I really love Sasuke so please please do!" And so. Then, Non-tan, are you ready? All prepared? SASUKE ... Yes! Yes! NARUTO Okay! Let's go! Then, please proceed with the special mission! SASUKE Yo! Sorry to be calling you out to a place like this... Well, you see... I have something to say... but it's nothing much... I've always... from a long time ago... *verysmallvoice*likedyou*verysmallvoice*... So... do-don't make me repeat myself! I like you. NARUTO Tha... That was great! ... *verysmallvoice*likedyou*verysmallvoice*... That was really heart clenching. That was really Sasuke-like. SASUKE Thank you very much. NARUTO But! Takeuchi Junko is not satisfied with just this. SASUKE Wait. What?? NARUTO See, during your second and third time here you used your cute Non-tan voice, didn't you? Do one with that voice. One more time, one more time. SASUKE Cute? NARUTO One more pattern for the record! So, please! SASUKE Sorry to be calling you out to a place like this... ... no, this is completely wrong. And yeah, so... I really like you! I can't do it! I can't do a nice confession with a voice like that! NARUTO "Sorry to be calling you out to a place like this..." That was a different character altogether. SASUKE That was a different character, a different species altogether. NARUTO Species, yes. That was not human!! SASUKE That was not human indeed. NARUTO Well anyway, aren't you happy that you have such a rare voice? That was, the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu section! SASUKE And with that, we've come to the end of O-! Sasuke Nippon in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, Sha-nyarou etc etc! Where should your missives all go to? Takeuchi-san please! NARUTO Yes! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com Those whose mails get read out will get /something/. /Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and address. SASUKE And we have some announcements here. You've been waiting for this! The second volume of the Drama CD is going on sale! Besides the story that was broadcast on the radio, we have an original story recorded as well. We also have some voice messages from the cast! And the credit finale, etc etc! All those bonus tracks are included as well! It's an all-star cast with a completely original story that you won't get to read nor see on manga or television! NARUTO Cool! SASUKE NARUTO Drama Series - Scroll Two. Hibi kore shoushin datte ba yo! (Everyday's a day for diligence datte ba yo!) Plus all taxes, it's 2840 yen and will start selling on June 23rd! The first press edition includes a fortune lot scroll that predicts your fortune! It will be available at all nearby CD shops. NARUTO Yes, and one more, NARUTO movie information! The NARUTO theatrical release will be on 2004, August 21st! Today, let us reveal all the staff of the show! Firstly, the longer film: Daikatsugeki! Yukihime Ninpouchou Dattebayo! (Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!) The director will be the director who also directed the movie Memories, Episode 2 Stink Bomb Saishuu Heiki, and the TV series, Jinzou Ningen and Wolf's Rain! - Okamura Tensai-director! We think that it'll give you a feel that's completely different from the television series! So please look forward to it! And! The short film: Konoha no Satou no Daiundou Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!) The director will be the director we're all familiar with - Director Date! This film will retain the fun flavour of the television series and with great power Naruto and the Yuki-Ninjas will definitely riot all the way to the skies! Please look forward to both the long and short films! The pre-tickets are on sale now in cinemas all over the nation! We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo! Yes! This episode was really tough. There were so many things I couldn't say. SASUKE You came through holding tears back. NARUTO My deepest apologies. SASUKE No no not at all. NARUTO And now, for the ManPa next month! The voice of Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou-san! And so, Non-tan, please leave a message behind for Kentarou-san. Please! SASUKE Itou-san, when we were recording the scene where Chouji was wolfing down potato chips, you were really wolfing those chips down in front of the mike. That must have been really great, but! After that, when you were not in the scene, you had to really keep quiet and not make a noise and bear with the temptation! You were really a pro! So cool! And anyway, please work hard for next month! NARUTO Yes, I guess Kentarou-kun has a lot of his own share of stories so everybody look out for it! So Non-tan! Thank you very much for one month of ManPa and the SupePa for today! SASUKE Please don't mention it. NARUTO How do you feel about your first time on radio? SASUKE Nervous. NARUTO Nervous. /I/ am the one who should be nervous, looking at you. SASUKE Sorry! NARUTO Well, but that was a new experience. They say that May is the period where that you should not forget all your 'first times.' SASUKE Really? NARUTO Please come again. And when you do, please try to relax more. SASUKE I'll try my best to relax. NARUTO And so, we'll see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! SASUKE Sugiyama Noriaki! 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