O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 34 May 24th, 2004 Specially for Myth720. :-) ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki Mentioned: Temari - Paku Romi Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou Other Radio Drama cast: Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Rock Lee - Masuda Youichi Inuzuka Kiba - Torimi Kousuke ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Chuusu! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Uzumaki Naruto, the personality of this show! And the ManPa who is hosting this show together with me is this person! SASUKE I can't take fermented soybeans and sweet stuff. Good evening, I'm Sugiyama Noriaki, the voice of Uchiha Sasuke. NARUTO And anyway, this is your fourth time, Non-tan! SASUKE Yes... NARUTO Why... although you got into casual speech during the second time, you're gradually starting to use polite speech again. SASUKE I... am? NARUTO Yes. SASUKE Oh, sorry. It just happened... NARUTO Really? Then please say, "Boku wa Non-tan desu." (I am Non-tan.) SASUKE ... Boku wa Non-tan desu. NARUTO Can you /please/ say it in a cuter voice? SASUKE boKU wa NoN-tAn DeSu! NARUTO That's a completely different character! A completely different character! SASUKE Ah, sorry. NARUTO No, but that was so damned cute just now! So damned cute! SASUKE Sorry! NARUTO I was taken aback! That was great! SASUKE You know, just now at the resting room, we were getting really engrossed talking about blood types, right? NARUTO Yes we were. SASUKE Takeuchi-san, you're of blood type B. NARUTO I'm B! SASUKE A lot of B-types always get this kind of questions before they even say their types. "You're blood type B, right?" That happens a lot? NARUTO It does. It's like... "Hey, you must be a B?!" That's what they'd say. SASUKE The way they said it- NARUTO It's like, why are they saying it with a tight and perplexed voice? SASUKE So it gives off a bad atmosphere? NARUTO Well to me! I'd understand it as, "No way! You?! B?!" SASUKE I guess? NARUTO That's the general feel. They don't ask, "What's your blood type?" Instead they say, "You must be a... B." SASUKE Ah, true. I think it happens to most of the B-types too. NARUTO It happens a lot. SASUKE Do you recall any personal experiences of that kind? NARUTO No. None at all. If I don't talk I think they'll all think I'm type A. So many 'think's. SASUKE Well there are people who are, "If they don't talk they look like A but once they talk they look like an O!" NARUTO If I don't talk I think I'll definitely look like type A! SASUKE I see. NARUTO It's really great. SASUKE Oh, sorry, wait. You want to be type A? NARUTO Eh, Non-tan, you're type A, right? SASUKE Umm. NARUTO You know, those who are type A always have such good things written about them. SASUKE Really? But what's written is, they're highly sensitive... always bothered about details... NARUTO You see, I don't have those qualities at all. SASUKE So that's why you think they're good! NARUTO They say I'm rough, careless, loud, overbearing, that's what they have written for my type! And I'm supposed to be a voice actress! I need to be always ready to blow! Erupt! EXPLODE! SASUKE So it feels, "Hey, come back!", something like that? NARUTO You know? I really like girls who are know how to be laid-back. SASUKE Wait wait wait. You like /girls/ who know how to be laid-back? NARUTO I really admire girls like that. SASUKE Ah! You want to become like that! Ah. I see. NARUTO "Hey, you know... ?" I want to become as laid back as that!! SASUKE That's good too. NARUTO Yeah, like someone who has a young heart! SASUKE Yes... Well I don't think I have a very young heart, but... Like when I was young? They'd always say "This kid is so naughty!" "If this kid doesn't say anything you don't know if he's here or not!" Whatever it is, it becomes naughty. NARUTO They called me an oshama-san. (oshama-san: behaves older than she looks) SASUKE You, oshama-san? NARUTO Well, but as soon as I talk I become naughty. SASUKE Well, even if they did call you that surely you don't bear grudges from that time on. NARUTO Then what were you like Non-tan? SASUKE I was probably... obedient and quiet. NARUTO A-types are so good. Hmph! SASUKE But A-types are not... always like that. NARUTO Someone said that too. Just recently, at the recording studio - Paku Romi. SASUKE ... -san? Paku-san was really great. NARUTO "B-type?! B-TYPES, GET AWAY FROM ME!" SASUKE When Morikubo-san, Takeuchi-san and Nakamura-san sat together in a row... NARUTO We were all B-types. SASUKE It gave off a really bad feeling so when she asked, "You three, what types?" NARUTO "B!" "B!!" "B!!!" SASUKE "All of you, GET AWAY!!" NARUTO Romi-chan is blood type AB. SASUKE Yes, that's right. NARUTO So she called us "Perverts! Perverts!" because of that. By the way, I like people of type AB. SASUKE That was really great. At that time the director was like, "Excuse me... I mean, can we all get ready now?" And she was still like, "You guys, get over there!" NARUTO We were supposed to be working but it became like children fighting in the end! SASUKE /I/ got caught in the crossfire, wondering how in the world was I supposed to react. I had to say, "Calm, calm!" NARUTO Yeah, that's right. SASUKE That was what happened. NARUTO Everybody! Blood types have nothing to do with anything, though! SASUKE ... I think. NARUTO Let's work hard! SASUKE Let's work hard! NARUTO Yes! And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! SASUKE Is your mail ready yet, scaredy-cat? Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. NARUTO After the commercials, we'll be listening to the NARUTO Radio Drama - Sakura's Love Potion Chapter 4! Sakura was unable to let Sasuke take the Love Potion! There is one more Love Potion left! Will Sakura's love finally be fulfilled? Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The Second Stage is popular too! The DVD Series is being put on sale one after another! It's the ero-sennin Jiraiya who's on the cover this time! Watch my crazy, noisy training with ero-sennin one more time on DVD! NARUTO Second Stage DVD, Scroll Five, on sale now from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! SAKURA There's just one more Love Potion left... The question is... how do I make Sasuke-kun drink this remaining potion? Should I mix it in his favourite steamed rice, and give it to him? Oh wait, no no! There's a possibility that it'll get eaten by Chouji anyway! Just what should I do... Ah... I guess I have to just attack him head-on! Oh, I don't mean I'd attack him by ramming into him, though! Eh... wait, who am I explaining myself to? IRUKA Hm? Is that Sakura sitting over there? NARUTO Radio Drama - NARUTO Chapter 4! Great Love Confession! IRUKA Yo! SAKURA Iruka-sensei! IRUKA What are you doing in a place like this? SAKURA Nothing much... IRUKA Ah... did you have a quarrel with Sasuke or something? SAKURA Nah... I don't even think I'm worth any salt in his eyes, less say able to quarrel with him... IRUKA Is that so. SAKURA Lately, Sasuke-kun and Naruto have been getting tremendously better day by day. Compared to them, I have nothing good about me at all. The way I am now, Sasuke-kun would never acknowledge me. IRUKA Well, it's no wonder he dislikes you then. SAKURA Eh? IRUKA The Sakura /I/ know is intelligent, sharp and strong-willed... INNER SAKURA Yes! Yes! More! Say more! IRUKA ... talkative, selfish, short-tempered and always complaining. INNER SAKURA What the?! There's one flaw more than my good points! SAKURA I'm just like a small, insignificant boneset flower after all. IRUKA Let me tell you something good. A boneset is sometimes also known as the perfumed flower. Because of it's good smell, people used to put it on their heads as an ornate hairpin! SAKURA A boneset? IRUKA I used to play an idiot when I was younger so I could get people's attention too. SAKURA Sensei?! IRUKA Yeah! That's why I tried to be a clown and become all but empty inside. When you start belittling yourself, that's when you've lost it all. You got that, Sakura? No matter how tough it is, strive onwards! If you keep shrinking backwards, you'll just be letting your cute face to waste! SAKURA Sensei... IRUKA What is it? SAKURA Why are you saying all these with such a serious face! Dammit! IRUKA Now that's the Sakura I know. All right, I should return to the Academy soon, too. My students are still waiting for me. SAKURA Sensei, are your students... cute? IRUKA They're not cute... Of course there's nothing of that sort! SAKURA Just what was I thinking? Even if I let Sasuke-kun drink this Love Potion, I wouldn't be happy! I am myself. I'll have to keep fighting the way I am! And someday, I'll make the boneset flower sprout and flourish! I don't need... something like this!! NARUTO What the heck was that Geji-mayu (thick brows) thinking?! Clinging onto my Sakura-chan like that... Well, I've chased that Geji-mayu away anyway... I should get back soon too. I start getting so sleepy after getting into the hot springs... *yawn* Oweh!! Gosh, I think I drank something... SAKURA All right! I'm going to work hard in training tomorrow as well! I won't lose to Sasuke-kun or Naruto! NARUTO HEEEY!! SAKURA-CHAN!! SAKURA Geh. Naruto. NARUTO I've been looking for you! SAKURA What's the matter? You're all flustered. NARUTO I just couldn't stand it anymore! SAKURA What are you talking about, all of a sudden? NARUTO I just suddenly REALLY wanted to see Sakura-chan!! SAKURA Don't tell me... you drank that potion... ? NARUTO There is no one in my eyes except Sakura-chan! Sakura-chan is my everything!! SAKURA Oh gosh that's so disgusting!! NARUTO I'll train harder! And get stronger! So once that happens, Sakura-chan! PLEASE KISS ME!! SAKURA NARUTO!! Say anymore and I'll punch you into next month!! ROCK SAKURA-SAN!! I HAVE COME TO SEE YOU!! INO Sakura~ I've arranged a bouquet just for you! Please accept it! AKAMARU Woof! Woof! Woof! KIBA Hey, stop, Akamaru!! What's wrong with you?! SAKURA Oh no. I can feel danger approaching. Time to escape! NARUTO Ah! Sakura-chan! Wait!! INO Sakura~ I've made the flower of our love bloom!! IRUKA And for a while, until the effects of the potion wear off, Sakura has to defend herself from the hot, passionate approaches of her beaus. SAKURA You're all annoying! Annoying!! ANNOYING!!! SASUKE ... What in the world are they doing. CROW Arrck! Arrck! SASUKE Usuratonkachis. All of them. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL 38 minutes of pure movie experience. A gothic romance. Original Video Animation. Kosetto no Shousou, Volume 1. On sale from May 26 onwards. I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! NARUTO Sasuke sure was enjoying himself. He had the last, last laugh. SASUKE But... But that was what the script- NARUTO Naruto and Akamaru sure had a tough time! We had to go KYA KYA KYA! OOOH!!! SASUKE Yes, it seems that way. I was laughing like this at the back: "kukukukuku..." NARUTO Really had the last laugh... And, this. /This/ is Sasuke. But Sugiyama-kun is not really someone like that. That's indeed so. And so, O-! NARUTO Nippon will now dig out what's beneath the beneath of Sugiyama-kun. SASUKE I wonder what will come out. NARUTO We received a lot of postcards. So please answer the questions. Academy Student from Ehime, Shikamaru Ichiban Desu-san. Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "I think you like your current character - Sasuke. But, do you have another character that you would really like to do?" SASUKE I wanted to try voicing Kabuto. Really wanted to. NARUTO That two-sided... extreme, nii-chan? SASUKE He has this really cool, manly feel and like when the wind blows... NARUTO So cold... SASUKE So cold... That's what he feels like. NARUTO That's surprising. SASUKE It is? NARUTO Why do you want to do him? Because he has something you have, or because he has something you don't? SASUKE Well, you see, it seems so fun playing a character like that. Just when you thought he had only one side to him... In this one scene he's like this... But beneath that he's like this... Even if it's just acting, it seems fun. NARUTO That's really, what should I say... Because he's an onii-san type character. There are a lot of scenes which you have to do a lot of things in. But you have to do a lot of things for Sasuke now too. SASUKE Umm umm. NARUTO What umm umm? What kind of umm umm was that? Yes? Umm umm? SASUKE No, ah, well? But Sasuke doesn't really have a dark or good side. He's been like that from since the start. All the way, like that. NARUTO I guess so. SASUKE So, yeah. If he has another side to him, it would be fun knowing about it. NARUTO Then you can give him a clear separation! Just like how Kabuto's two facets are distinct. SASUKE Yeah. NARUTO Then, please help us introduce one more mail? SASUKE Okay! This? "Takeuchi-sa..." ah wait, sorry. Academy Student from Hiroshima, Youna-san. Thank you for your mail. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. SASUKE "Takeuchi-san, Takeuchi-san." NARUTO Takeuchi-san, Takeuchi-san? SASUKE That's what's written here. "Takeuchi-san, Takeuchi-san. Sasuke always gives off a very... cool and calm and composed, quiet feel, but, what kind of feeling does Sugiyama-san give off in the NARUTO recording studios? Does he like cracking jokes? Please tell us!" And that's what was sent. This is a question for Takeuchi-san. NARUTO Allow me to answer that for you. He's rather serious. SASUKE I... I am? I guess... NARUTO That's what I think. But what kind of non-seriousness am I comparing him to? Kazuhiko-san. SASUKE Inoue-san? NARUTO Now that's a tough nut to crack. He can say serious and non-serious things at the same time but once you're caught by him that's it. SASUKE Well, even if he doesn't say it with bad intention it just somehow... it feels like he does it so easily? The way you say things... Then, the way he ad libs, or when he's at the studio... When he takes a break... It's just like he completely doesn't worry about it. NARUTO Now let's talk about Non-tan. Non-tan, he's really great. I think he understands the world of NARUTO better than anyone else. Sometimes you'd bring the manga along to the studios, right? SASUKE The original work? Yes... NARUTO So when we get the script, "Hm... wait, this conversation is a bit different..." Non-tan is always the first one to notice whether something is different. Whenever the anime director comes and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what is actually happening in this part?" And who does he ask? Non-tan. In other words, when we have no Sasuke in the studio, everybody's stuck. SASUKE But well... when you like, get the videos to watch before you start recording... You just feel like... Hm! I want to read this part again in the original work! Then when you start reading... three volumes, four volumes... NARUTO You just get going! SASUKE Yes... and then you realise, oh no! It's already so late! NARUTO Woah! We're usually surrounded by manga then, that means! SASUKE That's right! So you just start reading it... And because you're constantly doing the voicing, like, every week... Somehow you just get overly engrossed in the reading. NARUTO I think that's a really great study attitude. SASUKE ... Well, I never intended to /study/ it... I just get involved and can't stop reading. NARUTO You really are a type-A. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Then, well... one more question! What does Non-tan need during AFUREKO sessions? Something that you definitely need, like the Three Sacred Weapons. Like, "I must have this, this and that!" Of course, first of all you need the script. SASUKE Hm... what do I need? Well, basically... I just need to... be myself, and... do, the role? For the recording... So... well, I'd need water and a ball-pen, something like that? NARUTO That's true. For me, I'd need water and a ball-pen, and then I need hard candy. SASUKE Hard candy? Ah, yes, I often see you licking hard candy. NARUTO Yes. Speaking of which, you don't really eat candy, do you? SASUKE ... I don't... Well when the recording takes a little break, I'd always see you licking candy. But I can't do that. If the taste gets into my organs... you know? Then I'd keep noticing it's there. And, like, after you eat or start licking candy? It becomes a lot easier to breath, right? So, like, even if you're not talking much, you know... your saliva starts flying around as well. NARUTO Oh my gosh, I never noticed at all. SASUKE So, as much as possible, please try not to eat sweet things when you're doing a recording, okay? NARUTO Oh no oh no oh no... I'm starting to look like the bad guy here now so, well, th-that was! That was a very serious Non-tan! And with that we've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Where should your missives all go to? Please! SASUKE Yes! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com Those whose mails get read out will get /something/. /Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and address. NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here we have some announcements! SASUKE Yes! The Third Radio CD for O-! NARUTO Nippon is on sale now! For those who haven't heard the show yet, please hurry down to the CD shop! It seems like some talk sessions that were not broadcast on the radio have been recorded as well. NARUTO Yes, and one more! NARUTO movie information! SASUKE 2004, August 21st. NARUTO theatrical release. Daikatsugeki! Yukihime Ninpouchou Dattebayo! (Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!) And! Konoha no Satou no Daiundou Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!) It's a double-film feature! The pre-tickets are now on sale! NARUTO We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo! Yes! We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well. Non-tan, your detention is going to last until next week. SASUKE De-detention? NARUTO Yes! You're under detention! There are still things you haven't done yet! SASUKE I'll work hard! NARUTO So I'm counting on you next week too! SASUKE Counting on you too! NARUTO By the way, the next ManPa on the record is... The voice of Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou-san datte ba yo! So everybody, look forward to it! Next week, we'll, we'll, work hard too! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! SASUKE Sugiyama Noriaki! 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