O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 33
May 17th, 2004
Specially for Myth720. :-)
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki
Mentioned:
Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie
Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Uzumaki Naruto, the personality
of this show!
And the ManPa who is hosting this show together with me is this person!
SASUKE
I have to get stronger than that man!
Good evening, I'm Sugiyama Noriaki, the voice of Uchiha Sasuke.
NARUTO
Sugiyama-kun, are you still nervous?
SASUKE
A little.
NARUTO
A little?
I see.
You remember we asked for nicknames for Sugiyama-san from everyone?
There was quite a lot of submissions.
Thank you all very much.
SASUKE
Really?
Thank you all very much.
NARUTO
I'll just introduce one part here - the nicknames submitted by girls.
Sugi-nii.
Succhi.
Akicchi.
Sugicchi.
Norisuke.
Sugi-san~
Noricchi.
Suu-yan.
Etc etc, so many!
Thank you all once again!
SASUKE
Thank you all!
NARUTO
And so.
They went through much trouble so, let's decide on one now.
Your nickname.
SASUKE
I-I see.
NARUTO
Because you see, if I keep calling you by your name, it's so long, and
so strange.
SASUKE
Long? ... eto...
NARUTO
People, do you know how the kanji 'uni' is written?
(uni = sea urchin)
SASUKE
Uni? Eh... combination of the kanji 'kumo'...
NARUTO
'Kumo,' then the 'tan' from 'jintan.'
Shortened - Untan.
SASUKE
Is this some material gathering?!
NARUTO
Yes, untan.
And with that, it's been decided!
SASUKE
Decided?
NARUTO
Non-tan!
(maybe derived from shortening 'noriaki' to 'no,' add 'n' for endearment
and a suffix -tan, which is a childish way of saying 'chan')
SASUKE
Non-tan...
Wait, that's a little-
Err. Umm.
NARUTO
We'll call you Non-tan.
SASUKE
Yes...
NARUTO
Anyway I'll have to call you Non-tan no matter what while we're doing
this program.
We have to make a connection somehow.
SASUKE
I understand.
NARUTO
You don't like it?
SASUKE
No, I'm all right.
Though I'm not that type of cute character...
Well, if it's all right with you, then...
NARUTO
It's all right!
Look at the gap!
SASUKE
Yes, I'm working hard.
NARUTO
After all, you used to be called Non-kun, no?
Okay okay!
SASUKE
Eh... yes, a long time ago.
NARUTO
And anyway, let's introduce one mail here.
SASUKE
Yes.
Genin from Yokohama, Uchiha Ino-san's mail.
NARUTO
Thank you very much!
SASUKE
Thank you very much!
"Good evening!"
Good evening!
NARUTO
Good evening!
SASUKE
"To: The voice of Sasuke-kun, Sugiyama-san.
I always listen to Sasuke-kun's cool... voice... and melt.
But Sugiyama-san always talks with a bright voice.
It's like Sasuke-kun is laughing.
Even though he tried playing the guitar in the Music hour,
he stopped.
And said. Eh. Eh.
Kyaa. ... Sasuke-kun... when he stopped...
I have so many different images of Sasuke-kun in my mind now.
Like when he is nervous.
And when he is cu... cute."
Etc, etc, that's what we received.
Thank you very much.
NARUTO
We received a lot of this kind of mails.
They all wonder, what kind of a person is Sugiyama-kun, who voices Sasuke?
AH! So he's /that/ kind of person!! I understand a bit now!...
We got a lot of postcards like these.
Thank you all of you.
SASUKE
Thank you all.
NARUTO
Do you know why he was so lousy when he was reading that postcard just
now?
Was it because he was nervous?
Or because he's embarrassed because the writer is praising him?
Neither, nor!
SASUKE
Hey, wait-
NARUTO
He just sucks. That's about it, everybody.
SASUKE
Really?
NARUTO
... But I already let you read that postcard already!
SASUKE
I mean, that's true, but...
Well, I... umm... yes.
NARUTO
Oh man. Non-tan, are you a voice actor or not?!
SASUKE
Yes, I'm sorry.
NARUTO
Anyway, let's introduce the mails today with a great big splash!
This is the section for today!
Ore no Nindou, Watashi no Nindou!
Yaay!
SASUKE
Yaay!
NARUTO
We haven't done this corner for a long time.
First of all we'll have Sugiyama-kun's... no, Non-tan's Nindou introduced
to everybody.
SASUKE
Yes.
Then, here I go.
Sugiyama Noriaki's Nindou.
I walk at least 20 minutes a day.
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!
And there we go.
Eeh... because... I like taking walks.
NARUTO
Really.
SASUKE
You see, if you have something on your mind,
if you keep sitting down and thinking you'll just get more frustrated.
You'd just feel like pacing or walking up and down.
And if you walk around your own house it gets boring, right?
NARUTO
It's a bit dangerous in my case.
SASUKE
Da-dangerous?
Oh, because Hina and Denka will pounce on you?
NARUTO
Yes.
They'd clamp their jaws on my feet and stuff.
SASUKE
I don't have that in my case,
but I guess, it takes all?
NARUTO
In my case, if I have something on my mind.
I'd go to the park.
SASUKE
Go to the park?
NARUTO
I'd sit there and staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare into space.
Completely blank out.
SASUKE
Scary.
NARUTO
Blank... blank...
SASUKE
That's a bit scary.
NARUTO
If you see a woman there at night doing that, please do think that it
must be me.
SASUKE
Everybody, do not talk to her if you see her like that.
NARUTO
If she's not crying, it must be me.
If she's crying then it must be some girl else.
SASUKE
I see.
NARUTO
Now, let's introduce some Nindous of the listeners.
I'll start first.
Academy Student from Kanagawa, Takao-san's Nindou!
"I must eat fermented soybeans once every two days!
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!"
Do you like fermented soybeans?
SASUKE
Umm, I'm okay with them.
NARUTO
I like them too.
So this is pretty okay for me.
Those who don't like it will go... EEH IMPOSSIBLE!
SASUKE
Yeah... there are a lot of people who can't take it.
NARUTO
The director is saying, 'No way! Impossible! Impossible!'
SASUKE
Although he's always buying a lot of tofu packs.
NARUTO
Oh shut up already, director!
Fermented soybeans is good for your health!
Everybody, continue eating it!
Takao-san, you work hard too.
SASUKE
Work hard!
NARUTO
The next one, Non-tan, you introduce it.
SASUKE
Academy Student from Tokyo, Shidou-Sora-san's Nindou.
"I will bring manga to school in an empty dictionary case.
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo."
NARUTO
He has some skill!
SASUKE
Oh well, but I'm sure you did something like this before when you were
a student?
You'd cut out your dictionary pages and slip something inside and-
NARUTO
I never did!!
SASUKE
Oh, but I think people /do/ do it.
NARUTO
Really?
So like, have you ever taken the pages of your English dictionary out
one by one?
Just so that the pages can be easier to turn?
SASUKE
Oh, yes, I did do that.
NARUTO
There's no meaning to things like that but people do it anyway.
SASUKE
Yes, not much meaning.
NARUTO
Really. Tearing them off page by page.
SASUKE
Well, not just the dictionaries...
You see, people who like to make flip-page-cartoons?
And those who like to flip through those cartoons?
NARUTO
I was one of the flip-page-manga people.
SASUKE
You were?
How many pages did you draw?
NARUTO
If I got serious I could draw up to over 100 pages.
The dictionary's pretty thick, after all.
Well even if I had the content, I'd always stop halfway.
You don't do it?
SASUKE
I... never did it before.
NARUTO
So you're the dig-page-manga people?
SASUKE
I didn't do that either.
NARUTO
But it'd be tough if you were dig-page-manga type.
You'd have to make an empty dictionary case to bring your manga in...
So anyway, please watch out that you don't get caught by the school!
SASUKE
Watch out that they don't get angry with you!
NARUTO
Yes!
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
SASUKE
If you have time to come bother me, use it to send some mails in, why
don't you?
NARUTO
And now, let's listen to a song here! GO!!!, by Flow!
[song]
You just heard, Go!!!, by Flow!
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COMMERCIAL
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NARUTO
Narikiri, Henge no Jutsu!
And now, the monthly personality Non-tan and I will throw off all our
restraints and compete against each other with a Henge no Jutsu.
We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the
pile, and see who does the better complete change.
In addition! On the part of the person who loses, for one unit of training,
we'll let him do the Oiroke no Jutsu!
Well to put it simply, this is a section where we mimick all kinds of
things.
SASUKE
Yes.
NARUTO
So you, work hard.
SASUKE
I will.
NARUTO
No way out of this anymore, either you or me.
SASUKE
Yes.
NARUTO
Non-tan, do your best!
SASUKE
I'll try my best!
NARUTO
So, Non-tan, you draw first?
Which will it be?
SASUKE
Which should it be... ?
How about... this one?
NARUTO
Okay! So, please introduce it to us?
SASUKE
And thus...
Academy Student from Fukuoka, Radio name: Satou-san.
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.
SASUKE
Thank you for your mail.
"Please change into the book that has been placed at the top in
the bookstore."
NARUTO
You sure chose a tough one.
SASUKE
I guess. Yes. I guess.
Anyway I'll try it.
So then, here I go!
The book that has been placed at the top in the bookstore.
Henge!
It's been... two days since sales started but... sales has been really
slow...
Oh! Here comes one!
Here he comes here he comes!
Oh!
He has me in his hands!
He has me... flipping through one, two pages...
Ouch ouch ouch!
Just touch, don't bend the pages!
Ouch, it's going to be bent!
Oh, he just put me back.
Huh? You're not buying?
And so let's wait for the next one...
Ah! This time it seems like he'll buy me!
Please buy!
Eh, why is he taking from the bottom of the pile?
Hey, wait!!
NARUTO
Aww, how cute.
SASUKE
Somehow it became like that.
NARUTO
Cute. Very cute but very lonely book.
So pitiful!
SASUKE
Yes, it was a lonely book.
But it does happen, doesn't it?
The books on the top... they're placed at the first spot!
... but they always never get sold.
Or maybe!
/Because/ it's right at the top then it can't get sold?
NARUTO
Yes! People like me can't reach it, after all!
SASUKE
Can't reach it?
NARUTO
Books on top.
Even if I try to stretch all the way there.
SASUKE
Oh. Sorry.
NARUTO
You don't mean books on the top shelf?
SASUKE
I think we're having a major misunderstanding here.
NARUTO
Oh oh.
SASUKE
I meant - the top or first book on top of books that are /piled/ up.
Takeuchi-san, when you go to bookstores-
NARUTO
I thought you meant the books all the way on top.
SASUKE
I was talking about something else.
NARUTO
Aw man, me!
Then anyway, it's my turn next.
This will be mine!
Genin from Kanagawa, Hyuuga Kibakuri-san.
Thank you for your mail.
SASUKE
Thank you for your mail.
NARUTO
Husband and wife trying to decide whether to use soy sauce or dark sauce
on their sunny-side-up eggs.
Like, how?
Hmm... feel like I want to but also don't want to do this...
SASUKE
Takeuchi-san, what about yourself?
NARUTO
What about me? Do you need to ask?
Ketchup for me.
SASUKE
Ketchup?!
Ketchup...
NARUTO
Ara?!
That's not nice.
What's with this atmosphere?
Ah well, anyway I'll do it.
Husband and wife trying to decide whether to use soy sauce or dark sauce
on their sunny-side-up eggs.
Henge!
Of course we should use dark sauce.
No no, soy sauce!
What are you talking about? Okay. Would /you/ put soy sauce on the egg
white? You wouldn't! Soy sauce would just spatter about.
What are you saying? The beans of soy sauce is still the best!
Come on, hubby. Are you stupid? Dark sauce is thick and delicious. Sunny-side-up
eggs are western anyway, right? Dark sauce it should be!
That's not right! Sunny-side-up eggs are like Japan's...
Oh that's enough! So, since we're husband and wife. Let's just finish
this by using shousu on the eggs.
(shousu is a literal word combination of SHOUyuu (soy bean) and sooSU
(dark sauce).)
Okay.
SASUKE
What is this shousu thing?
NARUTO
Shousu? Hmm... green beans?
SASUKE
... Like, you mix it in?
NARUTO
Yes, mixed in.
Well, anyway, please don't use it.
SASUKE
Yes, please don't use it.
NARUTO
And with that, so I wonder who will be doing the Oiroke no Jutsu?
Let's ask the question!
Su-, no, Non-tan did better, raise your hands!
I did better, raise your hands!
Everybody, seems to be having a hard time choosing.
SASUKE
That's all right.
NARUTO
The conclusion is, because I got more hands for me, well anyway, no
matter what happens I'll always have more hands for me.
So, Non-tan has to perform the Oiroke no Jutsu.
All right?
Are you all prepared?
SASUKE
I will try my best.
NARUTO
Then, please try the Oiroke no Jutsu!
SASUKE
Then, here I go.
Oiroke no Jutsu!
So... like, what am I supposed to do for a start?
Takeuchi-san, do you think it'd be good if we did this talk-style?
NARUTO
Oh, you mean I have to become sexy too?
SASUKE
That's the rule. Yes.
NARUTO
Oh, you bad thing. Anyway, drink this glass of juice up first.
SASUKE
Eeh, but it doesn't look drinkable.
NARUTO
How rude. You're rude even when you're sexy.
SASUKE
But, at least I understand one thing from this.
NARUTO
What may that be?
SASUKE
It's difficult to ad lib a sexy character.
Good children, don't try this at home.
That didn't go too well.
I just... I just couldn't take it anymore.
I'm sorry.
NARUTO
To tell you the truth, you're the first ever to drag me into the punishment.
SASUKE
I'm sorry, I was suffering too much.
NARUTO
Suffer, yes, but don't use me as pain relief!
SASUKE
Sorry!
NARUTO
That was, the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu section!
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NARUTO
Yes. O-! NARUTO Nippon is about to end soon.
But before that.
I would like to do some personality quizzes with Non-tan!
Waaa!
SASUKE
Waaa! ... personality quizzes?
NARUTO
Yes. Here we go!
Academy Student from Yamaguchi, Gama Sennin Jiraiya-san.
Thank you for your mail.
SASUKE
Thank you for your mail.
NARUTO
Here we go.
You are aspiring to be a chef.
You try your hand at a lot of different shops but,
there is just one shop you can't seem to do well in.
Now, what shop is that?
1) Ramen shop
2) Cafe
3) Barbeque shop
4) Japanese food shop
Now, which is it?
SASUKE
Barbeque shop?
NARUTO
Barbeque shop, eh?
So, what does this personality quiz reveal about you?
We get to know which area you give up easily in.
SASUKE
Which area I give up easily in?
NARUTO
Yes.
Firstly, the ramen shop.
You're not a very interesting person so you give up easily during play
or at taking up hobbies.
Secondly, the cafe.
You're pretty retarded when it comes to matters about the opposite sex
so you're someone who gives up easily in love.
Oh man! No way!
And the fourth one, the Japanese food shop.
You hate troublesome things so you give up easily during work or when
counting numbers.
SASUKE
I see.
NARUTO
And! And!
What about the barbeque shop?
Because you get shy easily, you give up easily at mingling and social
gatherings.
Was that accurate?
SASUKE
Maybe... I think it was.
NARUTO
By the way, I chose the barbeque shop too.
SASUKE
Really?
NARUTO
I don't know whether you should say I'm shy or hate mingling around
or just find it troublesome...
SASUKE
I think I might understand...
NARUTO
Let's do one more.
Academy Student from Tokyo, Tsubaki-san.
Thank you for your mail.
SASUKE
Thank you for your mail.
NARUTO
Non-tan has a running nose!
SASUKE
Non-tan...
NARUTO
He uses a lot of tissues!
How much tissues are left in the box?
SASUKE
Hmm... about 70% to 80%?
NARUTO
70% to 80% left?
Arara, oh well.
Oh, shut up, director!
Director, you must have only half left or something!
As for me, I'm about 20% to 30%?
SASUKE
20% to 30%.
That's, wow.
NARUTO
Our music controller says that he only has one piece of tissue left
in the box.
SASUKE
Only one?
NARUTO
So, what do we understand from this personality quiz?
How off the beaten path you are.
SASUKE
Off the beaten path?
NARUTO
The lesser tissues you have left in the box the further away you are
from the beaten path.
SASUKE
So it's a quiz that tests on how 'right' and 'wrong' in life you are?
NARUTO
To put it simply, it tests for how SHIUSHIUSHIUSHIU!! you are.
Ah, but that didn't really help you to understand, did it?
SASUKE
Just slightly.
NARUTO
Like, someone ill-tempered?
Because of certain things they say or do they become cute.
SASUKE
I see.
NARUTO
But, Non-tan, this means you're not very far off the beaten path.
SASUKE
... I guess?
I wonder if it's true?
NARUTO
As for me, I'm completely off the beaten path.
SASUKE
That was already obvious enough.
NARUTO
I see.
SASUKE
That was...
NARUTO
Dammit. Non-tan is /really/ a good person.
So if you can just cure your shyness, then you'll become a super good
person, right?
To a lot of people...
SASUKE
I wonder.
NARUTO
But shyness... you can't cure shyness...
SASUKE
Yeah...
NARUTO
I can't cure mine either.
SASUKE
You... shy?
NARUTO
Don't you remember?
When we had our first AFUREKO, I just kept looking at people only.
SASUKE
Ah yes, you did.
I thought, you know? That you didn't like me or something.
NARUTO
Everybody said that.
"Is she angry?"
It wasn't that, actually...
SASUKE
Nakamura-san (Sakura) said that too.
She would always say, 'Good morning!' when she comes into the studio.
And I'd always face her but, look at the ground and say, 'Hi...'
NARUTO
Yes... I can't.
Well, Non-tan is always greeting everybody properly.
But eventually I just stopped greeting people altogether.
SASUKE
You said it.
But you're bad at greetings?
NARUTO
Well, I can say 'Good morning!!' to everybody at once,
but I'm really bad at giving personal greetings to every single one.
SASUKE
Yes, yes, it's like, if you miss the timing then, that's it!
NARUTO
Yes... I'm the type who always misses the timing.
SASUKE
I see.
NARUTO
And so with that, Non-tan is actually a good person!
So all of you at least understand one more thing now!
That was the personality quiz section!
We've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon in such a short while.
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions,
your Nindou, Music Care, Sha-nyarou etc etc!
Where should your missives all go to?
Please, Non-tan!
SASUKE
Yes!
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
Those whose mails get read out will get /something/.
/Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and
address.
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
And here we have some announcements!
Non-tan, please!
SASUKE
On Wednesday, May 19th - almost here!
The Third Radio DJ CD for O-! NARUTO Nippon will be on sale!
This time we have on record the voice of Umino Iruka, Seki Toshihiko-san
and Yakushi Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi-san.
It seems like some talk sessions that were not broadcast on the radio
have been recorded as well, so don't miss it!
That's what it's about.
For the first press edition, we have included a special sticker!
Available in all major CD stores around the nation.
And that's what it's about!
NARUTO
Yes! And one more!
NARUTO movie information!
NARUTO theatrical release, happening on August 21st, 2004!
The pre-tickets are on hot sale now in all ticket booths in cinemas
all around the nation!
Please visit the homepage for more information on where the booths are!
www.naruto.com
That's www.naruto.com!
Check it and verify before going!
We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo!
And so, we'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well.
Non-tan, you're still going to continue next week.
Get a grip.
Get a grip and please stop being so nervous.
SASUKE
Yes.
NARUTO
I'm counting on you.
SASUKE
I'll try my best.
NARUTO
By the way, the next ManPa on the record is...
The voice of Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentora-san... I mean...
SASUKE
Tongue-trip!
NARUTO
The voice of Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou-san datte ba yo!
SASUKE
I see!
NARUTO
So see you same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
SASUKE
Sugiyama Noriaki!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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10.June.2004
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