O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 32 May 10th, 2004 Specially for Myth720. :-) ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki Other Radio Drama cast: Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie Rock Lee - Masuda Youichi Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Uzumaki Naruto, the personality of this show! And the ManPa who is hosting this show together with me is this person! SASUKE Now do you realise the power of the Uchiha? And with that, good evening! I'm Sugiyama Noriaki, the voice of Uchiha Sasuke. NARUTO Yes! And with that, this is your second time. Are you nervous? SASUKE Still a bit. As much as possible, I'd like to try to relax my way through this. NARUTO Yes! In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength! Work hard and you'll be able to raise to the Genin, Chuunin and Jounin ranks! And now we'll be introducing some mail from everybody but before that! Today we have a new section - the Sha-nyarou (what the heck?!) section. If you're thinking what the heck is this about, actually this is my first time doing this too so anyway, let's try it. My Sha-nyarou. You know! Today... I... got... the place for the radio recording... ... wrong. SAKURA SHA-NYAROU!! NARUTO I'm sorry, so sorry, very sorry, sorry! I thought it was at Shirakku Studio - and got it really wrong. So I called my office. Excuse me, can I confirm something? What time, and where was it suppose to be at? No, please check again. EH??! And this was what happened. SASUKE That felt like kyu kyu! NARUTO That was what the Sha-nyarou felt like. SASUKE That didn't go too well, eh. NARUTO I'm so sorry, Sugiyama-kun. SASUKE It's all right. So that was what happened. NARUTO Then, Sugiyama-kun, how about you? SASUKE My Sha-nyarou event. In my neighbourhood, there's this door... where a lonely looking dog stands and keeps looking outside from it. Nobody ever cares about it and it's always staring into the far away distance. I thought it was so pitiful. So I thought I'd go play with it! I pattered softly towards it... "Hey hey, what's wrong?" And then. It spat... at me. Like it was telling me... "Jeez, have you nothing better to do?!" It was like, "What in the world?!" That was really, SAKURA SHA-NYAROU! SASUKE - wasn't it? NARUTO I see! Oh well, it's really difficult when you can't connect to the other party! SASUKE It really is. I mean, it spat at me! Hey! NARUTO Well, be glad it didn't bite or howl at you instead. SASUKE I guess. NARUTO It was just a spit. Sounds so lonely! SASUKE Yes, I called it because I thought it looked lonely but it spat at me. NARUTO Sugiyama-kun, you're an animal lover? SASUKE Yes, I really love animals. NARUTO We'll talk more about this later. I mean, we dragged it all the way here from the last episode, after all. Well then, let's introduce the Sha-nyarou of all the listeners. Academy Student from Shizuoka, Kyouko-san. "When I bought some takoyaki (octopus ball) to eat, there was no tako (octopus) inside at all. Then it's just a yaki after all!" SAKURA SHA-NYAROU! NARUTO Wonderful! This is really a Sha-nyarou thing. SASUKE Indeed. That's right. NARUTO Wonderful! "Then it's just a yaki after all!" SASUKE Though the opposite sometimes happens too. You know, you bite into the thing and... What the- there's only tako inside!! NARUTO That feels pretty Hokkaidou, doesn't it? SASUKE But you know, it gives off that feel like it's been cooked over a light fire... undercooked, so to speak. NARUTO I see. SASUKE Just a little bit... NARUTO I guess the size has to be just right. SASUKE Yes yes. NARUTO Sometimes I ask them to put some butatama (pork balls) in my okonomiyaki (Japanese pancake). But in the tama there is no buta. Then it becomes just a tama! Something like that. SASUKE It happens. NARUTO One more mail. SASUKE Yes. Academy Student from Yokohama, Uchiha Ino's postcard. "Please listen to me! On the opening day I went to buy the pre-tickets for the NARUTO movie. I was able to get the Narucchi (NARUTO watch that comes along with every pre-ticket you buy to the NARUTO movie) watch. But the ossan who was selling the pre-tickets there said: Sasuke sure is unpopular." SAKURA SHA-NYAROU! SASUKE "... But my watch was Sasuke-kun's!!" Indeed, this is a Sha-nyarou event. NARUTO Why? SASUKE Why? Because- NARUTO Speaking of which, because of all the buying, there may be no more Narucchi for all we know. This could be the situation now. SASUKE We're sorry about that so please don't get angry! NARUTO Yes, and anyway the tickets are still on sale. If you want to see the movie, then get the tickets - buy lots of them! SASUKE Please come see the movie! NARUTO Please come see the movie! And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! SASUKE If you really want your mail to be read out so much, just get stronger than me. NARUTO And now, let's listen to a song here! NARUTO'S Ending Theme - The Masumi Side, Ima Made Nando Mo. [song] You've been listening to, The Masumi Side, Ima Made Nando Mo. Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. After the commercials, we'll be listening to the NARUTO Radio Drama - Sakura's Love Potion Chapter 3 datte ba yo! After chasing Sasuke to the hot springs, will Sakura be able to let Sasuke drink her love potion? Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The Second Stage is popular too! The DVD Series is being put on sale one after another! It's the ero-sennin Jiraiya who's on the cover this time! Watch my crazy, noisy training with ero-sennin one more time on DVD! NARUTO Second Stage DVD, Scroll Five, on sale now from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! SAKURA I came to the hot springs just as Kiba told me to... But where is Sasuke-kun?? GIRL IYAAAAA!! SAKURA Wha... what? GIRL Pervert!! Max impossible! NARUTO Hey, w-w-wait a minute! I never did anything! Don't call me a pervert! GIRL Disgusting guy! You were ogling at me just now! Max lecher! NARUTO Who the heck is a max lecher?! I have no interest in something like you! SAKURA Naruto again? Always getting into trouble... NARUTO Radio Drama - NARUTO Chapter 3 Natural Hot Springs SAKURA Oh, who cares about Naruto. I have to find Sasuke-kun as soon as possible! Sasuke-kun is... There! It looks like he's alone. This may be my big chance! All right! Sa- NARUTO AAH! Sasuke?! SAKURA No... what does Naruto think he's doing? NARUTO You. What do you think you're doing here? SASUKE Nothing much. I just came here to rest from the tiring training. SAKURA Sasuke-kun lives up to his name! Getting ready for the training tomorrow already! SASUKE You, on the other hand. What are you doing here. NARUTO Huh huh! I got an invitation ticket from Iruka-sensei! He said that I should get a proper bath sometimes. SAKURA Surely that's not something to be proud about... SASUKE Whatever. Don't come near me. It'll be troublesome if people start thinking you're in my company. NARUTO I should be saying that! BOTH Hmph! SAKURA Aa~ there they go. I can't possibly give chase all the way into the men's bath... But! When you get into the hot springs... You sweat... You get thirsty... And you'll need a drink! That's right! If I disguise the love potion as a drink... IMAGINATION SAKURA Ah, Sasuke-kun! What a coincidence, to be meeting you here. If it's fine with you, have a drink? IMAGINATION SASUKE I was just getting thirsty too. Thanks. You're pretty caring. IMAGINATION SAKURA Well, I'm glad I can read Sasuke-kun's mind so well... yeah, right. IMAGINATION SASUKE ... Sakura... IMAGINATION SAKURA Sasuke-kun... SAKURA ... And that will be what happens! All right! Now, I have to get ready some water... SASUKE Naruto... Will you cut it out already? NARUTO Nobody's around anyway! Swimming a bit won't hurt. What the?! ROCK ALL RIGHT! I'VE SURPASSED THE TEN MINUTES MARK FOR UNDERWATER BREATH HOLDING! NARUTO You... Geji-mayu (thick brows)! ROCK Oya? This would be Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun! To be able to meet each other in bare skin! I must learn from you both! SASUKE Hmph! Stupid. You, though. What are you doing here? ROCK Training. If I can't stay underwater for 10 minutes, I will live my life in eternal one-sided love! But I surpassed 10 minutes! In other words, I'll be able to have her love me back too! NARUTO That... That's so good! I'm gonna train too! ROCK That's right! Why don't you have a match with me here? To see who will be able to hold their breaths for the longest- SASUKE I'm not interested. ROCK Are you afraid to lose to me? SASUKE ... I'm going to tear that self-confidence of yours down. You do realise that, Geji-mayu? ROCK Come on! NARUTO I'm not gonna lose either! ROCK Then, let's go after 'sei, nou'! ALL Sei! Nou! SAKURA So slow... I wonder what Sasuke-kun is doing inside... Ah, Sasuke-kun! What a coincidence, to be meeting you here. If it's fine with you, have a drink? SASUKE Sakura. Great timing. Gimme that water. SAKURA Well, I'm glad I can read Sasuke-kun's mind so well... yeah, right. SASUKE Sheesh, what a troublesome guy. SAKURA Eh? NARUTO Make way make way! Emergency situation here! SASUKE Really. Forcing himself to hold his breath until he loses consciousness... He really doesn't know when to give up. ROCK I guess I... win this match then? NARUTO Hey you. I haven't lost yet! SASUKE Don't bother about that anymore! Leave it for later. Anyway, here's some water. Drink it. ROCK Sorry... I will definitely repay this debt! SAKURA No! No! NOT THAT WATER!! No way... ROCK Sakura-san... Please don't make such a worried face for me. Look at me! I'm as great as you can see! I told you before! That I will protect you! Before that, no matter what happens, I will not die! SAKURA Ye... yeah... ROCK Sakura-san! I was born just so I could meet you! NOW! Let us go ahead with the ceremony of love!! *KISS* SAKURA NOO!!! You're sliming me with oil!! IRUKA Sakura's Love Story, filled with unforeseen things and misfortunes. There is but one more Love Potion left. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The bandit who steals anything that shines! Finally, we've escaped from the Seventh Heaven of hell! We've gotten the treasure too! The Seventh Heaven arc finally finishes! Bandit Jing in Seventh Heaven, disc 3. Hot off the press from Aniplex! I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO You know, if by just hearing the voices alone... I'd think that really, Sasuke must be the only one keeping a cool face. Those two sound like they're struggling! But you know, that scene with Sakura imagining things? When she goes "... yeah right, KYAA!", I so understand her. Though, Sugiyama-kun is not really like that. SASUKE Yes, I'm not. NARUTO So here. SASUKE Yes. NARUTO We'll be continuing the question section to find out more about Sugiyama-kun! SASUKE Yes! NARUTO I thought I'd ask you something normal this time. SASUKE Normal. Okay. NARUTO What are your hobbies? SASUKE Taking walks, I guess. NARUTO Indeed? I think you can really walk, right? SASUKE Yes, I walk a lot. NARUTO So you... always wear sports shoes? SASUKE Well, not always but something like that. NARUTO I always thought you had a great style of walking. SASUKE Really? But if you don't walk the right way you can't walk for too long. You'll get tired. NARUTO Ain't that right. Well, my heel... because I'm short I'm always wearing heels, right? I probably have an animal-sized heel or something. For me to have a good style of walking... I'd just start trotting away eventually. Even if I took walks I probably wouldn't last long. SASUKE But well, you see. Sometimes, when you go to the riverside or something. Then when you get there... You can't walk at all. NARUTO But that's different. SASUKE Can't walk at all, because your feet gets tired really soon. So yeah, things like that happen sometimes. NARUTO So anyway, about your walking times... SASUKE I can walk for about 2 to 4 hours? NARUTO Oh wow. Everybody? His hobby is: Taking walks! Yes, and as for what we've always been saying - the fluffy, soft, cat talks! Chie-chan, Sugiyama-kun and myself - we often get really engrossed talking about cats, right? Chie-chan and I both have cats at home and Sugiyama-kun is Sugiyama-kun, so- SASUKE In my neighbourhood, there are a lot of cats. I often play with them. NARUTO I heard an interesting story from you before. That the cats just keep coming to you? SASUKE Yes, that's right. At first there'd be just one who comes along. So when you play a bit with it, and wait a bit... Then one, after another... They'd come up with that 'What are you doing' look. They'd curl up to you, and when you eventually notice it and lift your head up! It's like, there'll be at least four more cats waiting for you. NARUTO You're like a neko-sennin (cat immortal) like that. SASUKE I guess? NARUTO Neko-master! SASUKE I don't understand either, but- NARUTO The cats just keep going to you! Right. SASUKE They'd all come... and start fighting over who gets to snuggle with me. *HISS*!! Then they fight. NARUTO So funny! SASUKE Why over snuggling with me? NARUTO That's so funny! SASUKE Yeah, I'd be like, why are they fighting over who gets to snuggle with me? NARUTO But, they say that people who put animals like cats and dogs in their hearts, are actually people who give thought to details, or something like that. SASUKE I wonder if that is so? NARUTO So anyway that was more like my image of Sugiyama-kun. Everybody, are your images gushing out now? Well? SASUKE Well, that's a delicate question. NARUTO We'll be continuing to ask Sugiyama-kun questions. But anyway, this will be all for today. SASUKE Yes! NARUTO And that was, Sugiyama-kun's question section! We've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, Sha-nyarou etc etc! Where should your missives all go to? Please! SASUKE Yes! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com Those whose mails get read out will get /something/. /Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and address. NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here we have some announcements! SASUKE Yes! The Third Radio CD for O-! NARUTO Nippon is on sale now! This time we have on record the voice of Umino Iruka, Seki Toshihiko-san and Yakushi Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi-san. It seems like some talk sessions that were not broadcast on the radio have been recorded as well. NARUTO They're great! SASUKE For the first press edition, we have included a special sticker! Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Three will be on sale from May 19th. Available in all major CD stores around the nation. NARUTO Please buy! SASUKE Please buy! NARUTO And then, some NARUTO movie information! The mission this time is to escort the Fuuin-hime Yukie, a super selfish girl - the lead of this time's new big adventure series! It will all be happening in the Snow Country where it snows all year round, but Yukie said: I'm never going to the Snow Country! And then she ran away from the mission centre. SASUKE Why is Yukie so against returning to the Snow? Or, is something waiting for her in the Snow? 2004, August 21st. NARUTO theatrical release. Daikatsugeki! Yukihime Ninpouchou Dattebayo! (Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!) NARUTO And a short, crazy film is attached! Konoha no Satou no Daiundou Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!) They'll be shown together! We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo! And with that. Everybody, please do come to see the movie! SASUKE Please do come! NARUTO And so, we'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well. Sugiyama-kun, you're still the ManPa next week so I'm counting on you! SASUKE Counting on you too! NARUTO We're going to ask more, MORE! Questions about Sugiyama-kun. SASUKE Yes. NARUTO So see you same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! SASUKE Sugiyama Noriaki! BOTH Bye bye! ------- 9.June.2004 Brought to you by: [XD Fanworks] http://www.tougenkyou.net/xd/ [something white and puffy] http://www.livejournal.com/~kuuumo/ Raw provider: kuuumo Translation: Pan Special thanks: Yorugu-shishou Archives: http://www.tougenkyou.net/xd/ http://virtual-rotation.com/naruto/ IRC (look for TouBot): Efnet (irc.efnet.net) - #tougenkyou IRCHighway (irc.irchighway.net) - #pushy-uke Please feel free to distribute this script, with all the credits intact! :-)