O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 32
May 10th, 2004
Specially for Myth720. :-)
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki
Other Radio Drama cast:
Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie
Rock Lee - Masuda Youichi
Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Uzumaki Naruto, the personality
of this show!
And the ManPa who is hosting this show together with me is this person!
SASUKE
Now do you realise the power of the Uchiha?
And with that, good evening!
I'm Sugiyama Noriaki, the voice of Uchiha Sasuke.
NARUTO
Yes! And with that, this is your second time.
Are you nervous?
SASUKE
Still a bit.
As much as possible, I'd like to try to relax my way through this.
NARUTO
Yes!
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase
accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength!
Work hard and you'll be able to raise to the Genin, Chuunin and Jounin
ranks!
And now we'll be introducing some mail from everybody but before that!
Today we have a new section - the Sha-nyarou (what the heck?!) section.
If you're thinking what the heck is this about, actually this is my
first time doing this too so anyway, let's try it.
My Sha-nyarou.
You know!
Today...
I... got... the place for the radio recording...
... wrong.
SAKURA
SHA-NYAROU!!
NARUTO
I'm sorry, so sorry, very sorry, sorry!
I thought it was at Shirakku Studio - and got it really wrong.
So I called my office.
Excuse me, can I confirm something?
What time, and where was it suppose to be at?
No, please check again.
EH??!
And this was what happened.
SASUKE
That felt like kyu kyu!
NARUTO
That was what the Sha-nyarou felt like.
SASUKE
That didn't go too well, eh.
NARUTO
I'm so sorry, Sugiyama-kun.
SASUKE
It's all right.
So that was what happened.
NARUTO
Then, Sugiyama-kun, how about you?
SASUKE
My Sha-nyarou event.
In my neighbourhood, there's this door... where a lonely looking dog
stands and keeps looking outside from it.
Nobody ever cares about it and it's always staring into the far away
distance.
I thought it was so pitiful.
So I thought I'd go play with it!
I pattered softly towards it...
"Hey hey, what's wrong?"
And then.
It spat... at me.
Like it was telling me... "Jeez, have you nothing better to do?!"
It was like, "What in the world?!"
That was really,
SAKURA
SHA-NYAROU!
SASUKE
- wasn't it?
NARUTO
I see!
Oh well, it's really difficult when you can't connect to the other party!
SASUKE
It really is.
I mean, it spat at me! Hey!
NARUTO
Well, be glad it didn't bite or howl at you instead.
SASUKE
I guess.
NARUTO
It was just a spit. Sounds so lonely!
SASUKE
Yes, I called it because I thought it looked lonely but it spat at me.
NARUTO
Sugiyama-kun, you're an animal lover?
SASUKE
Yes, I really love animals.
NARUTO
We'll talk more about this later.
I mean, we dragged it all the way here from the last episode, after
all.
Well then, let's introduce the Sha-nyarou of all the listeners.
Academy Student from Shizuoka, Kyouko-san.
"When I bought some takoyaki (octopus ball) to eat,
there was no tako (octopus) inside at all.
Then it's just a yaki after all!"
SAKURA
SHA-NYAROU!
NARUTO
Wonderful!
This is really a Sha-nyarou thing.
SASUKE
Indeed. That's right.
NARUTO
Wonderful!
"Then it's just a yaki after all!"
SASUKE
Though the opposite sometimes happens too.
You know, you bite into the thing and...
What the- there's only tako inside!!
NARUTO
That feels pretty Hokkaidou, doesn't it?
SASUKE
But you know, it gives off that feel like it's been cooked over a light
fire... undercooked, so to speak.
NARUTO
I see.
SASUKE
Just a little bit...
NARUTO
I guess the size has to be just right.
SASUKE
Yes yes.
NARUTO
Sometimes I ask them to put some butatama (pork balls) in my okonomiyaki
(Japanese pancake).
But in the tama there is no buta. Then it becomes just a tama!
Something like that.
SASUKE
It happens.
NARUTO
One more mail.
SASUKE
Yes.
Academy Student from Yokohama, Uchiha Ino's postcard.
"Please listen to me!
On the opening day I went to buy the pre-tickets for the NARUTO movie.
I was able to get the Narucchi (NARUTO watch that comes along with every
pre-ticket you buy to the NARUTO movie) watch.
But the ossan who was selling the pre-tickets there said:
Sasuke sure is unpopular."
SAKURA
SHA-NYAROU!
SASUKE
"... But my watch was Sasuke-kun's!!"
Indeed, this is a Sha-nyarou event.
NARUTO
Why?
SASUKE
Why? Because-
NARUTO
Speaking of which, because of all the buying, there may be no more Narucchi
for all we know.
This could be the situation now.
SASUKE
We're sorry about that so please don't get angry!
NARUTO
Yes, and anyway the tickets are still on sale.
If you want to see the movie, then get the tickets - buy lots of them!
SASUKE
Please come see the movie!
NARUTO
Please come see the movie!
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
SASUKE
If you really want your mail to be read out so much, just get stronger
than me.
NARUTO
And now, let's listen to a song here!
NARUTO'S Ending Theme - The Masumi Side, Ima Made Nando Mo.
[song]
You've been listening to, The Masumi Side, Ima Made Nando Mo.
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment
and Showa-Note.
After the commercials, we'll be listening to the NARUTO Radio Drama
- Sakura's Love Potion Chapter 3 datte ba yo!
After chasing Sasuke to the hot springs, will Sakura be able to let
Sasuke drink her love potion?
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
The Second Stage is popular too!
The DVD Series is being put on sale one after another!
It's the ero-sennin Jiraiya who's on the cover this time!
Watch my crazy, noisy training with ero-sennin one more time on DVD!
NARUTO Second Stage DVD, Scroll Five, on sale now from Aniplex!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
SAKURA
I came to the hot springs just as Kiba told me to...
But where is Sasuke-kun??
GIRL
IYAAAAA!!
SAKURA
Wha... what?
GIRL
Pervert!!
Max impossible!
NARUTO
Hey, w-w-wait a minute!
I never did anything!
Don't call me a pervert!
GIRL
Disgusting guy!
You were ogling at me just now!
Max lecher!
NARUTO
Who the heck is a max lecher?!
I have no interest in something like you!
SAKURA
Naruto again?
Always getting into trouble...
NARUTO
Radio Drama - NARUTO Chapter 3
Natural Hot Springs
SAKURA
Oh, who cares about Naruto. I have to find Sasuke-kun as soon as possible!
Sasuke-kun is...
There!
It looks like he's alone.
This may be my big chance!
All right!
Sa-
NARUTO
AAH! Sasuke?!
SAKURA
No... what does Naruto think he's doing?
NARUTO
You. What do you think you're doing here?
SASUKE
Nothing much.
I just came here to rest from the tiring training.
SAKURA
Sasuke-kun lives up to his name!
Getting ready for the training tomorrow already!
SASUKE
You, on the other hand.
What are you doing here.
NARUTO
Huh huh!
I got an invitation ticket from Iruka-sensei!
He said that I should get a proper bath sometimes.
SAKURA
Surely that's not something to be proud about...
SASUKE
Whatever.
Don't come near me.
It'll be troublesome if people start thinking you're in my company.
NARUTO
I should be saying that!
BOTH
Hmph!
SAKURA
Aa~ there they go.
I can't possibly give chase all the way into the men's bath...
But!
When you get into the hot springs...
You sweat...
You get thirsty...
And you'll need a drink!
That's right!
If I disguise the love potion as a drink...
IMAGINATION SAKURA
Ah, Sasuke-kun!
What a coincidence, to be meeting you here.
If it's fine with you, have a drink?
IMAGINATION SASUKE
I was just getting thirsty too.
Thanks.
You're pretty caring.
IMAGINATION SAKURA
Well, I'm glad I can read Sasuke-kun's mind so well... yeah, right.
IMAGINATION SASUKE
... Sakura...
IMAGINATION SAKURA
Sasuke-kun...
SAKURA
... And that will be what happens!
All right!
Now, I have to get ready some water...
SASUKE
Naruto...
Will you cut it out already?
NARUTO
Nobody's around anyway! Swimming a bit won't hurt.
What the?!
ROCK
ALL RIGHT! I'VE SURPASSED THE TEN MINUTES MARK FOR UNDERWATER BREATH
HOLDING!
NARUTO
You... Geji-mayu (thick brows)!
ROCK
Oya?
This would be Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun!
To be able to meet each other in bare skin!
I must learn from you both!
SASUKE
Hmph! Stupid.
You, though. What are you doing here?
ROCK
Training.
If I can't stay underwater for 10 minutes, I will live my life in eternal
one-sided love!
But I surpassed 10 minutes!
In other words, I'll be able to have her love me back too!
NARUTO
That... That's so good!
I'm gonna train too!
ROCK
That's right!
Why don't you have a match with me here?
To see who will be able to hold their breaths for the longest-
SASUKE
I'm not interested.
ROCK
Are you afraid to lose to me?
SASUKE
... I'm going to tear that self-confidence of yours down.
You do realise that, Geji-mayu?
ROCK
Come on!
NARUTO
I'm not gonna lose either!
ROCK
Then, let's go after 'sei, nou'!
ALL
Sei!
Nou!
SAKURA
So slow...
I wonder what Sasuke-kun is doing inside...
Ah, Sasuke-kun!
What a coincidence, to be meeting you here.
If it's fine with you, have a drink?
SASUKE
Sakura. Great timing. Gimme that water.
SAKURA
Well, I'm glad I can read Sasuke-kun's mind so well... yeah, right.
SASUKE
Sheesh, what a troublesome guy.
SAKURA
Eh?
NARUTO
Make way make way!
Emergency situation here!
SASUKE
Really.
Forcing himself to hold his breath until he loses consciousness...
He really doesn't know when to give up.
ROCK
I guess I... win this match then?
NARUTO
Hey you. I haven't lost yet!
SASUKE
Don't bother about that anymore!
Leave it for later.
Anyway, here's some water.
Drink it.
ROCK
Sorry...
I will definitely repay this debt!
SAKURA
No! No! NOT THAT WATER!!
No way...
ROCK
Sakura-san...
Please don't make such a worried face for me.
Look at me! I'm as great as you can see!
I told you before!
That I will protect you!
Before that, no matter what happens, I will not die!
SAKURA
Ye... yeah...
ROCK
Sakura-san!
I was born just so I could meet you!
NOW! Let us go ahead with the ceremony of love!!
*KISS*
SAKURA
NOO!!!
You're sliming me with oil!!
IRUKA
Sakura's Love Story, filled with unforeseen things and misfortunes.
There is but one more Love Potion left.
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
You know, if by just hearing the voices alone...
I'd think that really, Sasuke must be the only one keeping a cool face.
Those two sound like they're struggling!
But you know, that scene with Sakura imagining things?
When she goes "... yeah right, KYAA!", I so understand her.
Though, Sugiyama-kun is not really like that.
SASUKE
Yes, I'm not.
NARUTO
So here.
SASUKE
Yes.
NARUTO
We'll be continuing the question section to find out more about Sugiyama-kun!
SASUKE
Yes!
NARUTO
I thought I'd ask you something normal this time.
SASUKE
Normal. Okay.
NARUTO
What are your hobbies?
SASUKE
Taking walks, I guess.
NARUTO
Indeed?
I think you can really walk, right?
SASUKE
Yes, I walk a lot.
NARUTO
So you... always wear sports shoes?
SASUKE
Well, not always but something like that.
NARUTO
I always thought you had a great style of walking.
SASUKE
Really?
But if you don't walk the right way you can't walk for too long.
You'll get tired.
NARUTO
Ain't that right.
Well, my heel... because I'm short I'm always wearing heels, right?
I probably have an animal-sized heel or something.
For me to have a good style of walking...
I'd just start trotting away eventually.
Even if I took walks I probably wouldn't last long.
SASUKE
But well, you see.
Sometimes, when you go to the riverside or something.
Then when you get there...
You can't walk at all.
NARUTO
But that's different.
SASUKE
Can't walk at all, because your feet gets tired really soon.
So yeah, things like that happen sometimes.
NARUTO
So anyway, about your walking times...
SASUKE
I can walk for about 2 to 4 hours?
NARUTO
Oh wow.
Everybody? His hobby is: Taking walks!
Yes, and as for what we've always been saying - the fluffy, soft, cat
talks!
Chie-chan, Sugiyama-kun and myself - we often get really engrossed talking
about cats, right?
Chie-chan and I both have cats at home and Sugiyama-kun is Sugiyama-kun,
so-
SASUKE
In my neighbourhood, there are a lot of cats.
I often play with them.
NARUTO
I heard an interesting story from you before.
That the cats just keep coming to you?
SASUKE
Yes, that's right.
At first there'd be just one who comes along.
So when you play a bit with it, and wait a bit...
Then one, after another...
They'd come up with that 'What are you doing' look.
They'd curl up to you, and when you eventually notice it and lift your
head up!
It's like, there'll be at least four more cats waiting for you.
NARUTO
You're like a neko-sennin (cat immortal) like that.
SASUKE
I guess?
NARUTO
Neko-master!
SASUKE
I don't understand either, but-
NARUTO
The cats just keep going to you!
Right.
SASUKE
They'd all come... and start fighting over who gets to snuggle with
me.
*HISS*!! Then they fight.
NARUTO
So funny!
SASUKE
Why over snuggling with me?
NARUTO
That's so funny!
SASUKE
Yeah, I'd be like, why are they fighting over who gets to snuggle with
me?
NARUTO
But, they say that people who put animals like cats and dogs in their
hearts,
are actually people who give thought to details, or something like that.
SASUKE
I wonder if that is so?
NARUTO
So anyway that was more like my image of Sugiyama-kun.
Everybody, are your images gushing out now?
Well?
SASUKE
Well, that's a delicate question.
NARUTO
We'll be continuing to ask Sugiyama-kun questions.
But anyway, this will be all for today.
SASUKE
Yes!
NARUTO
And that was, Sugiyama-kun's question section!
We've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon in such a short while.
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions,
your Nindou, Music Care, Sha-nyarou etc etc!
Where should your missives all go to?
Please!
SASUKE
Yes!
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
That's naruto@obc1314.com
Those whose mails get read out will get /something/.
/Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and
address.
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
And here we have some announcements!
SASUKE
Yes!
The Third Radio CD for O-! NARUTO Nippon is on sale now!
This time we have on record the voice of Umino Iruka, Seki Toshihiko-san
and Yakushi Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi-san.
It seems like some talk sessions that were not broadcast on the radio
have been recorded as well.
NARUTO
They're great!
SASUKE
For the first press edition, we have included a special sticker!
Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Three will be on sale from May 19th.
Available in all major CD stores around the nation.
NARUTO
Please buy!
SASUKE
Please buy!
NARUTO
And then, some NARUTO movie information!
The mission this time is to escort the Fuuin-hime Yukie, a super selfish
girl - the lead of this time's new big adventure series!
It will all be happening in the Snow Country where it snows all year
round, but Yukie said:
I'm never going to the Snow Country!
And then she ran away from the mission centre.
SASUKE
Why is Yukie so against returning to the Snow?
Or, is something waiting for her in the Snow?
2004, August 21st. NARUTO theatrical release.
Daikatsugeki! Yukihime Ninpouchou Dattebayo!
(Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!)
NARUTO
And a short, crazy film is attached!
Konoha no Satou no Daiundou Kai!
(The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!)
They'll be shown together!
We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo!
And with that.
Everybody, please do come to see the movie!
SASUKE
Please do come!
NARUTO
And so, we'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well.
Sugiyama-kun, you're still the ManPa next week so I'm counting on you!
SASUKE
Counting on you too!
NARUTO
We're going to ask more, MORE! Questions about Sugiyama-kun.
SASUKE
Yes.
NARUTO
So see you same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
SASUKE
Sugiyama Noriaki!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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