O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 31 May 3rd, 2004 Specially for Myth720. :-) ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Naruto, the personality of this show! And, thank you to everybody who came for the NARUTO Shop on May the first! But we're going to have this Shop until the fifth! So please come lots to play! And now, it's May! The much anticipated ManPa for May is... before that let's have this postcard read. Academy Student Uchiha Kubomi-san from Kanagawa. Thank you! "Takeuchi-san, good evening!" Good evening! "I listen to the radio every week with excitement! I really like Sugiyama-san, who voices Sasuke. Every week, when I'm listening, I wonder, aa, when will it be Sugiyama-san's turn for the ManPa?, and wait for him! This is just a request from small me, but please get Sugiyama-san, who voices Sasuke to be the monthly personality! Please do!" All right! Let's go! And so, let's introduce him! My rival! Uchiha Sasuke's voice, Sugiyama Noriaki-san datte ba yo! SASUKE Hn. Usuratonkachi, I'm here now. (usura = dim-wit, tonkachi = hammer, usuratonkachi = i have no idea. ask sasuke if you see him, won't you? XD) And so! Good evening. I'm Sugiyama Noriaki, voicing Uchiha Sasuke. NARUTO Yep! And so Sugiyama-kun, it'll be a pleasure to learn lots from you this whole month! SASUKE Pleasure's all mine! NARUTO You know, Sugiyama-kun, this is your first time on a radio show like this? SASUKE Yes, it's my first time. NARUTO So like, are you nervous? SASUKE Very. NARUTO In fact, before Sugiyama-kun was called to come in May, we had a lot of other personalities. And they were all thinking... "Can Sugiyama do this? Can Sugiyama do this??" Everybody was so worried for you! SASUKE Yeah, it's true. My ad lib is terrible. NARUTO But you know, you talk a lot in the AFUREKO when we're together like this anyway. So there's no difference then from now, really. SASUKE No difference, true, but you know... You get this, everybody's listening feeling and then... NARUTO Ah, oh no. I thought I'd have forgotten all about that kind of first-time feeling already! SASUKE Yes, so, you should understand why I'm nervous, no? NARUTO Nervous you may be, but still, try to have a good time on the program! SASUKE That's true. NARUTO And! The ManPa for last month, Nakamura Chie-chan, voicing Sakura, has left a message for you. Let's have a listen. Please. SAKURA Sugiyama-san! You've been waiting for this! Every since this program began, Sugiyama-san and I have been wondering, "When will we get called to the show? When will we get called to the show?" Especially after Sugiyama-san heard that I was called, you gradually began losing your smiles... You must have been very worried! SASUKE No no, nothing of that sort, nothing that sort. SAKURA I've warmed the seat up for you. It's really an enjoyable program! Please have all the fun you can! SASUKE Yes, I'll have fun. NARUTO Chie-chan's so cute, isn't she? SASUKE Yes. NARUTO She said she warmed the seat up for you. SASUKE Oh yes, that's true. It still seems so hard to believe... NARUTO Isn't that right! But it was the first time Chie-chan was doing a show like this too. SASUKE Oh really? NARUTO But you know, when you talk with that girl about cats she won't let you off so easily! SASUKE Is that so. NARUTO Well anyway let's leave the kitty talk for later! Everybody, please wait for it! SASUKE Please wait for it! NARUTO And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Tonight, give your night to me tte ba yo! SASUKE I have an ambition. The revival of my clan, and the hijack of this radio show. NARUTO And now, let's listen to a song! The NARUTO opening theme, GO!!! by Flow! [song] NARUTO You were listening to GO!!! by Flow! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're in the second stage now! The DVD series has powered up some more now! The jacket for this time is the most burning hot man in Konoha - Rock Lee! The impressive fight between Lee and Gaara - you can enjoy it again on DVD this time! NARUTO Second Stage - Scroll Four. Hot off the press from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Music Care! Right. This section supposed to be a super mission which tries to make an Ouenka image song from all the listeners' 'caring' help, scattered all over the place. (Ouenka = cheering, encouragement song) SASUKE I see. NARUTO This was a song I composed. A song for Denka and Hina. SASUKE A song for Denka... and Hina. NARUTO That's right. When they're pooing they go 'Kyu kyu!' And then they travel all around like 'tatatata' on the sand they're doing it on. And that's why I made sure to leave that imprint in the song. SASUKE I see! When I listened to the show previously, I kept wondering, "What in the world is that Kyu Kyu thing?" Although I can't say it out in a loud voice... NARUTO Can't say it out... You see, after Denka is done with his business, he goes Kyu kyu! SASUKE I had this doubt for a long long time. What in the world is that Kyu Kyu thing? NARUTO And sometime later in this program we'd always say Kyu kyu. It's written, come on! It's written on the script! SASUKE I see. NARUTO So I have to say it. SASUKE That's right. NARUTO And anyway, this section of the program is Music Care. SASUKE Music Care. NARUTO It's a program where we try to compose an Ouenka. SASUKE Ouenka. NARUTO To put it simply, we're supposed to ask Sugiyama-kun to think of one phrase for the song. But before that. SASUKE Before that. NARUTO Are you interested in guitar, or music, or something to that effect? SASUKE Well, yes, I do. But I have absolutely no talent with musical instruments. NARUTO And so, today, my guitar Ganko-chan is here as well. And you shall now hold her in your hands... SASUKE In my hands... NARUTO And show us just how much you cannot play the instrument! Yaay! SASUKE Yaay! ... It's all right to say that but... I really don't know how to play this. NARUTO That's all right. SASUKE I mean like, I don't even know a single chord? NARUTO That's all right. SASUKE Eto... *strum* Eh? This, eh? I mean, eh? NARUTO She's got a nice sound, doesn't she? Ah, that's really terrible! SASUKE Thank you for listening! No no! I don't know what you're thinking but- NARUTO I really like Sugiyama-kun! He's even worse than me at the guitar. SASUKE Is /that/ why you wanted me to play it? NARUTO It's rare! Not everyday you see someone like that. SASUKE Aa, but you know, sometimes in your life you'd feel like buying a guitar because you just want one. And I did buy one. So you know, by myself, at night? When I try to play it, because I'm terrible at it, when I hear myself strumming I get embarrassed. NARUTO I so understand that. SASUKE I mentioned it before, didn't I? That's why since then, I've just closed it, and kept it for backup. NARUTO When did you buy that? SASUKE I wonder when... About ten... years... NARUTO Like when you were in High School? SASUKE No! After I graduated from High School. NARUTO After you graduated? SASUKE I mean, really. I even bought a keyboard because I really wanted one. NARUTO Ooh! You bought it! SASUKE Yes. I'm the kind of person who, if, there's something I want, I'd go straight towards the target and buy it. And so, yes, I bought it. When I tried to play it like this... Ah, I thought to myself, I can't play this. And for keyboards, they have reference books, right? NARUTO And so you bought it? SASUKE I bought some and tried it out, but... My fingers just couldn't keep up. I went like, eh? What? Huh?, when trying to play. NARUTO Eh, so you thought you could achieve something by self-studying like that? SASUKE Hmm, but you see, by myself I... Like, if there's someone willing to teach me then I wouldn't need to strain so much... NARUTO ... wouldn't need to strain so much... SASUKE But no, there was no one. So normally, you'd think to yourself, that's all right, I'll do this by myself. So I did that and... I couldn't learn or remember anything. NARUTO So your keyboard and guitar... in the end they remained in your house? SASUKE Yeah... NARUTO Oh! Cool! Eh, so, give them to me as a present? For everybody here- SASUKE Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait! Hm! I don't use them but- NARUTO Yes, you don't, so how about donating them to the program? SASUKE Ah wait! No, cut me some slack! NARUTO But yes, yes... Even if you have no use for it since it's yours you'd want to cherish it right? SASUKE You know, like, I'd bring them out sometimes and would want to try playing them. NARUTO Yes, I understand that. SASUKE I'm sorry. 'Playing' them is a bit wrong. 'Making noise out from them' is probably more suitable. NARUTO Yes! I so understand that! SASUKE Yes. NARUTO I see. SASUKE Yes. But wait, we're making a song here, right? NARUTO Yes we are. But the composing of the song itself has been tasked to Morikubo-kun (Shikamaru). SASUKE Ah, Morikubo-san. NARUTO But as for the lyrics, we're collecting them from the listeners and also! We'll always ask the ManPa for one phrase to put into the lyrics. SASUKE Ah, yes... so this is... an Enka song? Oh! Enka? (Enka = modern Japanese ballad) NARUTO No! You know, Kazuhiko-san really drew the punchline here. Because Kazuhiko-san said Oh! Enka!, the lyrics all began slanting towards Enka-type lyrics... SASUKE But Kazu... I mean, Inoue-san? He strummed us a... "Ikazuribune no akari ga nijimu (the Miner Layer reflects a rainbow light)," and it's... pretty normal? NARUTO Ain't that right? SASUKE That wasn't really Enka, was it? That was really sly of him, eh? NARUTO Sly indeed! But it was too Enka. He was too Enka. SASUKE But the lyrics... NARUTO And so. Today, we'd like to ask Sugiyama-kun to think of one /serious/ phrase for an Ouenka song. SASUKE An Ouenka song, right? NARUTO Yes. SASUKE Ouenka... NARUTO Naruto is going to sing this song, so I guess... SASUKE Oh, Naruto's going to sing this song? NARUTO Yes he is. SASUKE Oh I see. So sorry, I didn't know that. NARUTO When the song is done will you join us? SASUKE Like, Paku-san (Temari) was really against the idea, wasn't she? NARUTO Yes, she was, but I'm dragging her in anyway. SASUKE She even said something like "Wait a damn minute!", right? NARUTO She did. But she said she'd do it. Like, "I'll definitely do it." Chie-chan said she'd join in too. SASUKE She did? Well, if you think me to be good enough... NARUTO We're letting the boys harmonize so... SASUKE Oh, like you'll make us sing 'Do-aaaa' or something like that? NARUTO Hey wait wait wait... What do you mean, 'Do-aaa'?? SASUKE I don't know either! NARUTO That's not Ouenka-like at all! SASUKE Indeed it is not. Hm... I see... All right. Is this good? Can I say it now? NARUTO Yes you may! SASUKE Then... "Ano hi kimeta yume ni itsuka." (Towards that day, one day, of a dream fulfilled) NARUTO ... Oh wow! SASUKE What do you think? NARUTO That's great! SASUKE I mean, this'll be quite easy to use, right? In an Ouenka song. NARUTO Towards that day, one day, of a dream fulfilled... SASUKE If I provide anymore than that then it may be difficult to connect with the other lyrics so- NARUTO WONDEFUL! WONDERFUL! SUGIYAMA-KUN IS SUCH A WONDERFUL PERSON! SASUKE Not at all... NARUTO HE'S REALLY A WONDERFUL PERSON! SASUKE Thank you. NARUTO THOSE WERE SUCH OUENKA-TYPE LYRICS!! SASUKE Isn't that right? NARUTO Thank you! SASUKE But definitely! The next person who hears this will be like, "What the-... this is such a 'i promise you' type of phrase..." NARUTO It's all right! We're really trying to make a serious Ouenka song here! SASUKE Oh I see! I understand. NARUTO Thank you! So we'll put the lyrics we got from Sugiyama-kun somewhere in the lyrics and make us this song, so everybody, look forward to it! SASUKE I'm looking forward to it... NARUTO We're still collecting all your feedback! Encouragement messages to Takeuchi Junko, lyrics and phrases, etc, send them all and more into the Music Care section! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The bandit who steals anything that shines! Finally, we've escaped from the Seventh Heaven of hell! We've gotten the treasure too! The Seventh Heaven arc finally finishes! Bandit Jing in Seventh Heaven, disc 3. Hot off the press from Aniplex! I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Sugiyama-kun's... SASUKE Yes. NARUTO Question-and-Answer section! SASUKE Questions, all right. NARUTO Yaay! SASUKE Yaay! NARUTO Sugiyama-kun, who's always doing cool roles, like Sasuke, no? But cool though he may be he becomes a bastard with a slight change, so yeah, roles like that. So what's Sugiyama-kun, the voice behind all this, really like? Everybody's really wondering. SASUKE Is that so? NARUTO We got a lot of mail about that. SASUKE Thank you very much. NARUTO And so. Let's have some read out. First we have from Kanagawa, Hachouneko-san. Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO It's a personality quiz. SASUKE Personality quiz? NARUTO Yes. You are Momotarou. Your retainer is... a cat, a monkey, a hawk, a bear. Line these four retainers in the order from the one you like most to the one you like least. SASUKE Cat? NARUTO Cat, monkey, hawk and bear. SASUKE Hm... Cat, bear... NARUTO Cat, bear... SASUKE So what's leftover? NARUTO Monkey and hawk. SASUKE Then hawk and monkey. NARUTO Hawk and monkey. SASUKE Yes. NARUTO I see. Why? SASUKE Just, subconsciously? I like cats, and bears looks kind of soft and fluffy too? That's how I feel... Hawks are, well, they have a cool image? Monkeys are... um... they don't have anything charming about them at all. NARUTO Why? Monkeys are cute too, like babies. SASUKE The little ones are cute... But in the news they've been reporting about this... Monkey-that's-like-a-man? NARUTO Kinin? SASUKE So it's like... ew, that's so not cute? So scary! Not something I'd want to meet up with. NARUTO That's why it's fourth, eh? SASUKE That's right. NARUTO So, this is the results of the test. SASUKE I wonder what it is? NARUTO We'll get to know what's most precious to you. SASUKE And that is? NARUTO Firstly the cat - Romantic love. Sugiyama-kun cherishes romantic love most of all. Two, the bear - Family. Oh, romantic love followed by family in importance! SASUKE I wonder if that's true? NARUTO Then the hawk, thirdly - your dreams. Love, family, then dreams, that's the importance scale. And finally the one you wouldn't give two hoots about - Friendship! SASUKE Ah... eh?? I'm very sure there's nothing of that sort... I don't understand but- NARUTO So funny! So that's what the personality quiz is all about. SASUKE I see. NARUTO Everybody, you feel you understand a bit more? And now let's read out a more normal mail. Academy Student from Hiroshima, Youna-san. Thank you for your mail. SASUKE Thank you for your mail. NARUTO Sugiyama-san, I've been waiting for you! SASUKE Yes. NARUTO My heartbeat always accelerates when I hear Sasuke's voice! SASUKE Thank you very much. NARUTO And so! Please Sugiyama-san, tell us the 'type' that you like most! Please do! We received a looot of this same kind of mail. SASUKE Eh? Type? You mean, girls - type of girls I like? NARUTO Type of girls you like. Yes that's right. Even if it was the type of cats you liked? SASUKE Oh yeah? That's feels like... "Hey wait a minute..." NARUTO I'm interested too. What's the 'type' you like most? SASUKE Hm... Someone happy... and gentle? NARUTO That's... kindda vague. SASUKE Vague? Well, vague yes but... It's like, it feels like... There can be no one else but someone like this, someone of this type? NARUTO Surely that's not it? SASUKE But I'm sure it goes that way! When you're talking, even if it's someone who has the same 'aura' as you do, when you speak with this particular person, just this person alone, the atmosphere in the air changes just slightly? NARUTO Yes, it happens. So what kind of happy do you mean? Like, WEHYAHAHAHA!!... ? SASUKE Not an idiot! No, not that! NARUTO Not an idiot, eh? SASUKE Not an idiot, like, you know, someone always bright? Always happy, bright, and smiling away. NARUTO You mean, someone like ME? SASUKE ... eh? NARUTO And that was an 'eh' from you just now. SASUKE Takeuchi-san is... NARUTO What kind of an 'eh' was that? That was a very rude 'eh' for a reply, wasn't it? SASUKE I'm sorry! I actually think you're very cute too- NARUTO Why are you looking down? SASUKE No, I'm not. NARUTO You're just like Ishida-san (Gaara) like that! SASUKE Oh really? NARUTO Always turning your faces away during the important parts in the conversation! SASUKE No, nothing of that sort! I think you're very happy and cute yourself. Really. NARUTO So for example, when you're tired. When you're really tired. What kind of action would you like from a person at this time? SASUKE Kind of action from a person? NARUTO Like, "You clean up the place and make the ba-ban and-" SASUKE That's so oyaji! (oyaji could mean a random old guy, or your father) That's so oyaji! NARUTO Or someone who quietly waits for you at home when you're tired, someone who quietly hands you your dinner... SASUKE I think there's no need for the dinner... NARUTO Or someone who's brave and gallant, there are people like that, right? SASUKE Ah, but I think I'd really like someone who'd care for me. NARUTO Um. That rules me out then. Sugiyama-kun, your blood type is A? SASUKE Yes, blood type A. NARUTO Blood type A... A... Seki-san (Iruka) is blood type A too, right? SASUKE I guess? But Seki-san... he gives off these "You're such a mysterious person," vibes? NARUTO But Seki-san is pretty mysterious himself. SASUKE Ain't that right? Seki-san is very mysterious himself, right? NARUTO Right? And with that, anyway, this marks the end of our question and answer session with Sugiyama-kun! We've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon, in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! If your mail gets read out, you'll get something good! Where should your missives all go to? Sugiyama-kun, please. SASUKE Yes! PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email is all in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Of course, when your mail gets read out you'll get promoted accordingly to Genin, Chuunin and Jounin! Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here we have a little bit of news. NARUTO Second Stage, Scroll Five will begin selling on May the 7th! Scroll Five has episodes 52 to 55. Naruto trains his chakra before the real matches begin and Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin appears before him! Jiraiya watches over Naruto's training and wow! He teaches him the Kuchiyose no Jutsu, but! In the shadows of Naruto's crazy training stint, Kabuto's dark plan slowly gets light shed on it. You don't want to miss it this time too! The first press edition comes specially with a special trading card. And as a creation edition, we have a special scroll hidden inside for you! Get yours today at the nearest CD shop, NARUTO Second Stage Scroll Five! One more! NARUTO movie information! The first NARUTO movie will be out in this year! Daikatsugeki! Yukihime Ninpouchou Dattebayo! (Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!) And! Konoha Satou no Daiundou Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!) It's a double feature movie! SASUKE Naruto and company have reached the Snow Country, where it's freezing all year round. The armoured puppet ninja's they meet there... are they friends? Or foes? It's a heart-stopping, mind-blowing original story for a movie - Daikatsugeki! Yukihime Ninpouchou Dattebayo! NARUTO The Hidden Leaf has announced a Sports Meet! Naruto and gang takes part in it against the Yuki Ninjas, and danger slowly creeps their way - not again! And this is just another heart-stopping, mind-blowing gag story! Konoha Satou no Daiundou Kai! On screens August the 21st, 2004! We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo! Yes! And so... Can I say something here now, everyone? Sugiyama Noriaki-kun... don't you think that's long? It's too long! Sugiyama Noriaki! So everyone, we're collecting nicknames for him! Send them all in please! Hurry up and send them before Sugiyama-kun disappears! I'm waiting! And so, we'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well! I'm counting on you for next week too, Sugiyama-kun! SASUKE Counting on you too! NARUTO And so, see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! SASUKE Sugiyama Noriaki! 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