O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 26 29th March, 2004 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki Naruto! And the ManPa who's doing this program together with me is! KABUTO Shall we have O-! Kabuto Nippon for tonight instead? I'm the voice of Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi! NARUTO You're hijacking my show so early into it. And we've just started too. So anyway, here we go today with this ManPa too. KABUTO Pleased to be of service. NARUTO Everybody, I hope you haven't forgotten. KABUTO Forgotten what? NARUTO We had the Music Care section, right? And then Kanna-san said he needed to think about it, think about it! He'd think about whether he'll sing with us. And so we had a lot of mail for that. Kanna-san, please read out those two mails, that evidence over there. KABUTO Okay. This is an Academy Student from Tokyo - Pocharikei da. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. KABUTO "Kanna-san thanks for taking part in Music Care! Jun-chan is so pitiful!" NARUTO That was all. KABUTO Let's have one more. Academy Student from Oosaka - Momoiruka! "Kanna-san, your guitar skills are so good in Music Care! Really so cool! Please join in the song with Jun-chan! I'm begging you please!" NARUTO We received so much mail that said the same thing. KABUTO I'm not /that/ good at guitar! NARUTO Don't say that! You're good at singing too! And this is your final night here already, anyway! KABUTO Yeah, my last night! NARUTO Anyway. So if you don't answer this question we won't be able to finish this show properly. KABUTO Oh yeah! This program is really so interesting! NARUTO Really huh? So please join us. KABUTO Oh, all right. NARUTO Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Everybody, you heard that? He said all right! Kanna-san said all right! All right! KABUTO Okay! NARUTO So please don't try to run anymore. KABUTO Okay, I won't run. NARUTO Join in our Music Care together with producer Morikubo-kun. KABUTO I'll let my yes mean yes! NARUTO All right! I did it! KABUTO Okay. NARUTO Oh, just to confirm it, let's put it down in writing... KABUTO Who do you think you're tricking?! NARUTO But it's really no guarantee! KABUTO I'm expensive, I'm telling ya! NARUTO Isn't this great, everybody? Thank you for your mail! Kanna-san is joining in! KABUTO Bleeeh! NARUTO So let's do our program with a good mood today too! KABUTO My mood sucks. NARUTO Let's do the Ore no Nindou, Watashi no Nindou section today! KABUTO Okay! NARUTO Here I go first. Academy Student from Kyoto - Orion-san's Nindou. "Two feather pillows for me during sleep! This is Watashi no Nindou Datte ba yo!' I use two pillows too. KABUTO Two pillows! It feels better when you're higher up on the pillows, right? But if it's too high, then you'll get stiff neck. NARUTO Well if you use two feather pillows it'll still be flattened down anyway, so... It becomes squashed. KABUTO Really? I've never slept on a feather pillow before so I don't know how it feels. NARUTO I use those unbranded ones. KABUTO Well you do look like those people who can't sleep without lots of pillows. NARUTO Is that so? KABUTO Okay, my turn to read this now? NARUTO Okay! KABUTO Academy Student from Tokyo - Nao's Nindou "Even in mid-winter, I will never wear a jersey! This is Watashi no Nindou Datte ba yo!" NARUTO Oh my. So she wears bloomers maybe? KABUTO But nowadays there are only short pants! NARUTO There are no more bloomers already? KABUTO I don't see bloomers around anymore. NARUTO Oh no oh no. KABUTO Getting lesser and lesser. NARUTO What! I see... KABUTO But you see... When it's cold... And you burrow in between the sheets with shorts... You'd become red all over, right? NARUTO Yes! KABUTO And then... when you use those red spots to hit firmly against the wall or something... It damn hurts! NARUTO It really does! KABUTO And you can really feel the pain especially when the skin goes cold. NARUTO Really. It happens during summer too, but the ones in winter hurts the most. KABUTO It really hurts. NARUTO It happens a lot during winter, no? KABUTO Yes it does. And I think those people in Hawaii probably won't understand our pain. NARUTO You think they won't. Do you hear us, Hawaiians? Let's go to the next one! Academy Student from Chiba, Shikamaru Rabu-san's Nindou! "When I'm cleaning up the classroom I'll definitely move the desk of the boy I like around! This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!" So cute! I remember doing this before! KABUTO That's so good. NARUTO But you can't do it if you're both in different classes. KABUTO That's right. Like you just can't help but do it. Woah, look at our staff, I think they're moved too. But everybody should have some kind of recollection like that. Don't you? NARUTO Yes I do. Like during lunch, when you pass by the person you like... You'd try to bump into him slightly. KABUTO That's right! NARUTO Or how you try to act cool in the little things? KABUTO That's right! Or how you spit into the plate of the girl you like during lunch! NARUTO No! Not that! KABUTO No? NARUTO That's really only what boys will do! KABUTO Let's read the next one. Academy Student from Nara, Ninja Hikaimemaru's Nindou! "When I'm studying for a test I'll definitely distract myself with cleaning up or rearranging stuff. This is Ore no Nindou Datte ba yo!" NARUTO I so understand this. KABUTO You do. NARUTO I wonder why we do this. KABUTO A change of perspective, maybe? NARUTO But that's not good, is it? KABUTO Well, it gives us a sense of achievement! NARUTO Yeah. KABUTO See, if the desk is dirty, and you don't clean it up before studying, you won't be able to study! NARUTO Yeah! KABUTO So you'll start to clean it up. Then halfway through you'd start picking up manga to read. Then go you ah! There he is! It's Naruto! Then you have to read it, or you can't study. NARUTO That's all correct! KABUTO For a good night. NARUTO That gives you a different kind of sense of achievement, huh? That you've cleaned stuff up. So everybody's like that! KABUTO I understand... So we're all like that! NARUTO We're all like that! And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! KABUTO I don't hate you if you're like that. That's why I'll tell you... the right way for a listener like you to walk in. Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're through the second stage! The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo! It's here... here... finally here! My match is finally here! The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru! I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem! NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three. On sale from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Narikiri Henge no Jutsu! (Compete Change! It's the Henge no Jutsu!) And now, the monthly personality Kanna-san and I will compete against each other with a Henge no Jutsu. We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the pile, and see who does the better complete change. In addition! On the part of the person who loses, as one unit of training he'll have to do the Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy no Jutsu). Let's choose our Henge now! Kanna-san, please! KABUTO This feels kind of... yeah... that... NARUTO Oiroke no Jutsu Jutsu! KABUTO Okay. This is from Nana... Henge suggestion. An oba-chan jostling around during a bargain sale. NARUTO Okay. So please, go ahead with that Henge no Jutsu. KABUTO Okay! Let's go! An oba-chan jostling around during a bargain sale. Henge! Wait! What are you doing? That's mine! I saw it first so it's mine! Oh, this one's good too. That's mine! Don't take it away! Don't push! So what if your butt is big? Stop it already! I'm going to push you with my backpalm! Oba-chan Punch!! NARUTO Oh wow. KABUTO How was that? NARUTO I thought it was very good. KABUTO How was that? NARUTO That was such a cool oba-chan. I wonder where she's from? KABUTO That was really very tiring! NARUTO So funny! Anyway I'm up next. KABUTO Please. NARUTO Genin from Nara - Junko Junior-san. Thank you for your mail. This is... a toddler speaking to its parents for the first time. Okay, let's go! A toddler speaking to its parents for the first time. Henge! Just bit... Just bit little... gaa gaa goo goo no! Want tits... Tits want! Come! Tits... want! Titted... How was that? Do they talk like that? KABUTO It was good! Really good! NARUTO Okay, huh? KABUTO It's a paper-thin difference! This is tough! NARUTO So! Time for judgment. Our staff will help us! Who thought Kanna-san did better, raise your hand! Oh... woah! KABUTO There! There's another! NARUTO Yup! There they are! KABUTO Two. NARUTO So, who thought Takeuchi Junko did better, raise your hand! Ah... girls... women liked this performance better, hm? Women staff are standing and raising their hands. KABUTO Ah well. NARUTO I won, today. For the first time. Fairly and squarely. It's been a long time since then. KABUTO Aw man... NARUTO Today was tough! I thought I'd lose! Really! All right! So yeah, anyway... the loser has to do the Oiroke no Jutsu as one unit of training. KABUTO I understand. NARUTO Say Oiroke no Jutsu, Henge! and go. Please do your best! KABUTO Okay. Oiroke no Jutsu, HENGE! Welcome in. Customer... are you... nervous? You don't have to be so nervous! You intend to go home? Come on~ Your mother won't do anything to do. What would you like for a drink? Mummy? We have no mummy here! Beer? Or whiskey? Or... It's closing time now so... please go home! Please go home!! PLEASE GO HOME!!! NARUTO Why did it have to be so gag-like... KABUTO I was wondering why this unit of training was so long! I was thinking oh man I can't do this any longer! Phew... NARUTO I got to hear a lot of different types of voices of Kanna-san just by this section alone. Really interesting! KABUTO What the heck do you mean?! NARUTO It was really so interesting! My face hurts... KABUTO Your face is completely red. Are you all right? NARUTO I'm all right! And so, that was... the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu section! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! NARUTO Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! (Special Mission: Futile Revelations) In this mission we'll have the monthly personality Kanna-san perform a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners. What's recorded on the list is: 1) Morning Call 2) Handphone Message 3) Goodnight Call 4) Confession of the Heart 5) Message of Encouragement 6) Listener's Request We'll let the message be randomly picked. So Kanna-san, please choose one now. KABUTO Okay~ ...this one? NARUTO Here we go! It's a Listener's Request! Let's look at this. Academy Student from Kanagawa, Mufusouka-san. Thank you for your mail. "I'm always sleeping in late, so Kanna-san, there's something I would like you to do in your 'beautiful man' voice. I'd like a morning call that will wake me up completely, please!" KABUTO Really? NARUTO There's another addition I'd like to put here. Kanna-san, you are voicing Kabuto, right? KABUTO Yes, Kabuto. NARUTO There are two sides to Kabuto - the black and the white, right? The fans are really big on this too. KABUTO Oh really? NARUTO They'd declare that they like the white side or the black side. KABUTO I see! NARUTO So... Please do two types for us today that will make both camps happy! KABUTO Two types, huh? NARUTO Two types. KABUTO I understand. Okay then... you ready? NARUTO Yes! KABUTO Okay, here I go. It's morning already. Please wake up! If you don't you'll be late! That was all pretty ordinary, wasn't it? Good morning! NARUTO So kind! So kind! So white! KABUTO White, huh? NARUTO Kabuto felt like this when we first met him. KABUTO That's right. He had that nii-chan feel to him. NARUTO Yes, he really did. Now. The real Kabuto. KABUTO The real Kabuto. NARUTO And... maybe the somewhat real Kanna-san as well. Let's do the black Kabuto! KABUTO Okay. NARUTO Please! KABUTO It's morning already. Please wake up. If you don't... I'll have a kunai by your side soon. That was a pretty... 'black' way of waking you up, wasn't it? Good morning. Heh. NARUTO I don't want to wake up to this! I don't want to wake up to this! KABUTO This okay? Did my words carry enough energy? NARUTO It's okay. Okay. I like black Kabuto better. KABUTO You do. NARUTO Or should I say, I like black Kanna better. KABUTO Black Kanna, huh? NARUTO I like Black Kanna. You speak with a very cold voice like that, don't you? KABUTO Ah, yeah. NARUTO Every time I hear it I go, aah, so good... so cool... From behind you. Really. KABUTO So you like bad guy characters. NARUTO Or should I say... that I could feel black things coming out from Kanna-san at that time. Just like I've met the real guy. I think the Kabuto's really charming. KABUTO Really? NARUTO Of course when he's white, he's really white, but... KABUTO That's right. NARUTO I like him like that too, but anyway... I like the black Kanna-san. KABUTO I'm happy. I mean, it's good for plays, right? When people tell me that they like my 'darkness' when I'm doing my plays, it means I'm good at it. NARUTO I don't think it's just acting. I think Kanna-san is always like that anyway! KABUTO Dammit! I've been saying I use it for my acting from since just now! NARUTO He's really a good person! That was the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Those whose mails are read out will get something good in return! Where should your missives all go to? Kanna-san, please! KABUTO Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here we have some announcements! White Kabuto, please! KABUTO Okay. From April 7th onwards, the Opening and Ending of the NARUTO anime will be changed! The opening song will be sung by rock band Flow, a five-man group centred in Shibuya. The title is Go!!! The ending will be by a five-group rock band The Masumi Side's Imamade Nando Mo. Look forward to it. NARUTO And this one's from me. Announcement! The radio drama played on O-! NARUTO Nippon have become a CD! Besides the Scroll of the Ninja School we have already broadcast on this radio show, there's also the Scroll of the Stolen Forbidden Scroll, which you can only hear if you buy the CD! You'll get a roll-up divination lot for first press editions. KABUTO I want! I want! NARUTO Drama CD Series - Volume 1! Ninja wa Taihen Datte ba yo! (It's tough being a ninja datte ba yo!) Will be on sale from April 21st onwards. KABUTO Yes~ And now... so... I'll go black? NARUTO Yeah! KABUTO Okay. Volume 2 of the Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon has gone on sale. Morikubo-san and Kujira-san's talk shows will explode before you. We have a sticker only for those who get the first-press edition. Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2. Get yours at a CD shop near you. And you'd hurry, if you know what's good for you. NARUTO Oh, so scary! Oh, so scary! Thank you so much! KABUTO Thank YOU! Thank you! NARUTO And the ManPa for April we're all so concerned about? Speak of spring and this person comes to mind! Haruno Sakura's voice - Nakamura Chie-san! KABUTO I see! NARUTO And so, Kanna-san. Please leave a message behind for Chie-chan. KABUTO Okay, okay. Eeh... Chie-chan? Everytime I greet you good morning at the studio, you'd always... look away slightly, huh? Am I really... so scary? Tell me more about it, okay? NARUTO I'll ask Chie-chan how she feels about this when she comes in April. KABUTO Yes please. NARUTO I will. Anyway thank you for this entire month, Kanna-san. KABUTO Oh yeah! I had a really great time! NARUTO But! You understand, right? You're in. In Music Care. Along with the rest of the cast... KABUTO You want me to say that I'll do it again? NARUTO Of course! KABUTO Okay, okay! I'll come! NARUTO When that time comes we'll ask more and more about the real Kanna-san! Look forward to it! So see you again, same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! KABUTO Kanna Nobutoshi! 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