O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 26
29th March, 2004
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Good evening!
I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki
Naruto!
And the ManPa who's doing this program together with me is!
KABUTO
Shall we have O-! Kabuto Nippon for tonight instead?
I'm the voice of Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi!
NARUTO
You're hijacking my show so early into it.
And we've just started too.
So anyway, here we go today with this ManPa too.
KABUTO
Pleased to be of service.
NARUTO
Everybody, I hope you haven't forgotten.
KABUTO
Forgotten what?
NARUTO
We had the Music Care section, right?
And then Kanna-san said he needed to think about it, think about it!
He'd think about whether he'll sing with us.
And so we had a lot of mail for that.
Kanna-san, please read out those two mails, that evidence over there.
KABUTO
Okay.
This is an Academy Student from Tokyo - Pocharikei da.
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.
KABUTO
"
Kanna-san thanks for taking part in Music Care!
Jun-chan is so pitiful!"
NARUTO
That was all.
KABUTO
Let's have one more.
Academy Student from Oosaka - Momoiruka!
"
Kanna-san, your guitar skills are so good in Music Care!
Really so cool!
Please join in the song with Jun-chan!
I'm begging you please!"
NARUTO
We received so much mail that said the same thing.
KABUTO
I'm not /that/ good at guitar!
NARUTO
Don't say that!
You're good at singing too!
And this is your final night here already, anyway!
KABUTO
Yeah, my last night!
NARUTO
Anyway.
So if you don't answer this question we won't be able to finish this
show properly.
KABUTO
Oh yeah! This program is really so interesting!
NARUTO
Really huh?
So please join us.
KABUTO
Oh, all right.
NARUTO
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Everybody, you heard that?
He said all right!
Kanna-san said all right!
All right!
KABUTO
Okay!
NARUTO
So please don't try to run anymore.
KABUTO
Okay, I won't run.
NARUTO
Join in our Music Care together with producer Morikubo-kun.
KABUTO
I'll let my yes mean yes!
NARUTO
All right!
I did it!
KABUTO
Okay.
NARUTO
Oh, just to confirm it, let's put it down in writing...
KABUTO
Who do you think you're tricking?!
NARUTO
But it's really no guarantee!
KABUTO
I'm expensive, I'm telling ya!
NARUTO
Isn't this great, everybody?
Thank you for your mail!
Kanna-san is joining in!
KABUTO
Bleeeh!
NARUTO
So let's do our program with a good mood today too!
KABUTO
My mood sucks.
NARUTO
Let's do the Ore no Nindou, Watashi no Nindou section today!
KABUTO
Okay!
NARUTO
Here I go first.
Academy Student from Kyoto - Orion-san's Nindou.
"
Two feather pillows for me during sleep!
This is Watashi no Nindou Datte ba yo!'
I use two pillows too.
KABUTO
Two pillows!
It feels better when you're higher up on the pillows, right?
But if it's too high, then you'll get stiff neck.
NARUTO
Well if you use two feather pillows it'll still be flattened down anyway,
so...
It becomes squashed.
KABUTO
Really?
I've never slept on a feather pillow before so I don't know how it
feels.
NARUTO
I use those unbranded ones.
KABUTO
Well you do look like those people who can't sleep without lots of
pillows.
NARUTO
Is that so?
KABUTO
Okay, my turn to read this now?
NARUTO
Okay!
KABUTO
Academy Student from Tokyo - Nao's Nindou
"
Even in mid-winter, I will never wear a jersey!
This is Watashi no Nindou Datte ba yo!"
NARUTO
Oh my.
So she wears bloomers maybe?
KABUTO
But nowadays there are only short pants!
NARUTO
There are no more bloomers already?
KABUTO
I don't see bloomers around anymore.
NARUTO
Oh no oh no.
KABUTO
Getting lesser and lesser.
NARUTO
What!
I see...
KABUTO
But you see...
When it's cold...
And you burrow in between the sheets with shorts...
You'd become red all over, right?
NARUTO
Yes!
KABUTO
And then... when you use those red spots to hit firmly against the
wall or something...
It damn hurts!
NARUTO
It really does!
KABUTO
And you can really feel the pain especially when the skin goes cold.
NARUTO
Really.
It happens during summer too, but the ones in winter hurts the most.
KABUTO
It really hurts.
NARUTO
It happens a lot during winter, no?
KABUTO
Yes it does.
And I think those people in Hawaii probably won't understand our pain.
NARUTO
You think they won't.
Do you hear us, Hawaiians?
Let's go to the next one!
Academy Student from Chiba, Shikamaru Rabu-san's Nindou!
"
When I'm cleaning up the classroom I'll definitely move the desk of
the boy I like around!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!"
So cute!
I remember doing this before!
KABUTO
That's so good.
NARUTO
But you can't do it if you're both in different classes.
KABUTO
That's right.
Like you just can't help but do it.
Woah, look at our staff, I think they're moved too.
But everybody should have some kind of recollection like that.
Don't you?
NARUTO
Yes I do.
Like during lunch, when you pass by the person you like...
You'd try to bump into him slightly.
KABUTO
That's right!
NARUTO
Or how you try to act cool in the little things?
KABUTO
That's right!
Or how you spit into the plate of the girl you like during lunch!
NARUTO
No! Not that!
KABUTO
No?
NARUTO
That's really only what boys will do!
KABUTO
Let's read the next one.
Academy Student from Nara, Ninja Hikaimemaru's Nindou!
"
When I'm studying for a test I'll definitely distract myself with cleaning
up or rearranging stuff.
This is Ore no Nindou Datte ba yo!"
NARUTO
I so understand this.
KABUTO
You do.
NARUTO
I wonder why we do this.
KABUTO
A change of perspective, maybe?
NARUTO
But that's not good, is it?
KABUTO
Well, it gives us a sense of achievement!
NARUTO
Yeah.
KABUTO
See, if the desk is dirty, and you don't clean it up before studying,
you won't be able to study!
NARUTO
Yeah!
KABUTO
So you'll start to clean it up.
Then halfway through you'd start picking up manga to read.
Then go you ah! There he is!
It's Naruto!
Then you have to read it, or you can't study.
NARUTO
That's all correct!
KABUTO
For a good night.
NARUTO
That gives you a different kind of sense of achievement, huh?
That you've cleaned stuff up.
So everybody's like that!
KABUTO
I understand...
So we're all like that!
NARUTO
We're all like that!
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
KABUTO
I don't hate you if you're like that.
That's why I'll tell you... the right way for a listener like you to
walk in.
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment
and Showa-Note.
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
It's here... here... finally here!
My match is finally here!
The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three.
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Narikiri Henge no Jutsu! (Compete Change! It's the Henge no Jutsu!)
And now, the monthly personality Kanna-san and I will compete against
each other with a Henge no Jutsu.
We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the
pile, and see who does the better complete change.
In addition! On the part of the person who loses, as one unit of training
he'll have to do the Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy no Jutsu).
Let's choose our Henge now!
Kanna-san, please!
KABUTO
This feels kind of... yeah... that...
NARUTO
Oiroke no Jutsu Jutsu!
KABUTO
Okay.
This is from Nana... Henge suggestion.
An oba-chan jostling around during a bargain sale.
NARUTO
Okay. So please, go ahead with that Henge no Jutsu.
KABUTO
Okay!
Let's go!
An oba-chan jostling around during a bargain sale.
Henge!
Wait! What are you doing?
That's mine!
I saw it first so it's mine!
Oh, this one's good too.
That's mine! Don't take it away!
Don't push!
So what if your butt is big?
Stop it already!
I'm going to push you with my backpalm!
Oba-chan Punch!!
NARUTO
Oh wow.
KABUTO
How was that?
NARUTO
I thought it was very good.
KABUTO
How was that?
NARUTO
That was such a cool oba-chan.
I wonder where she's from?
KABUTO
That was really very tiring!
NARUTO
So funny!
Anyway I'm up next.
KABUTO
Please.
NARUTO
Genin from Nara - Junko Junior-san.
Thank you for your mail.
This is... a toddler speaking to its parents for the first time.
Okay, let's go!
A toddler speaking to its parents for the first time.
Henge!
Just bit...
Just bit little... gaa gaa goo goo no!
Want tits...
Tits want!
Come! Tits... want!
Titted...
How was that?
Do they talk like that?
KABUTO
It was good! Really good!
NARUTO
Okay, huh?
KABUTO
It's a paper-thin difference!
This is tough!
NARUTO
So! Time for judgment.
Our staff will help us!
Who thought Kanna-san did better, raise your hand!
Oh... woah!
KABUTO
There! There's another!
NARUTO
Yup! There they are!
KABUTO
Two.
NARUTO
So, who thought Takeuchi Junko did better, raise your hand!
Ah... girls... women liked this performance better, hm?
Women staff are standing and raising their hands.
KABUTO
Ah well.
NARUTO
I won, today. For the first time. Fairly and squarely.
It's been a long time since then.
KABUTO
Aw man...
NARUTO
Today was tough!
I thought I'd lose! Really!
All right!
So yeah, anyway... the loser has to do the Oiroke no Jutsu as one unit
of training.
KABUTO
I understand.
NARUTO
Say Oiroke no Jutsu, Henge! and go.
Please do your best!
KABUTO
Okay.
Oiroke no Jutsu, HENGE!
Welcome in.
Customer... are you... nervous?
You don't have to be so nervous!
You intend to go home?
Come on~
Your mother won't do anything to do.
What would you like for a drink?
Mummy? We have no mummy here!
Beer? Or whiskey? Or...
It's closing time now so... please go home!
Please go home!!
PLEASE GO HOME!!!
NARUTO
Why did it have to be so gag-like...
KABUTO
I was wondering why this unit of training was so long!
I was thinking oh man I can't do this any longer!
Phew...
NARUTO
I got to hear a lot of different types of voices of Kanna-san just
by this section alone.
Really interesting!
KABUTO
What the heck do you mean?!
NARUTO
It was really so interesting!
My face hurts...
KABUTO
Your face is completely red.
Are you all right?
NARUTO
I'm all right!
And so, that was... the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu section!
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
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NARUTO
Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! (Special Mission: Futile Revelations)
In this mission we'll have the monthly personality Kanna-san perform
a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners.
What's recorded on the list is:
1) Morning Call
2) Handphone Message
3) Goodnight Call
4) Confession of the Heart
5) Message of Encouragement
6) Listener's Request
We'll let the message be randomly picked.
So Kanna-san, please choose one now.
KABUTO
Okay~
...this one?
NARUTO
Here we go!
It's a Listener's Request!
Let's look at this.
Academy Student from Kanagawa, Mufusouka-san.
Thank you for your mail.
"
I'm always sleeping in late, so Kanna-san, there's something I would
like you to do in your 'beautiful man' voice.
I'd like a morning call that will wake me up completely, please!"
KABUTO
Really?
NARUTO
There's another addition I'd like to put here.
Kanna-san, you are voicing Kabuto, right?
KABUTO
Yes, Kabuto.
NARUTO
There are two sides to Kabuto - the black and the white, right?
The fans are really big on this too.
KABUTO
Oh really?
NARUTO
They'd declare that they like the white side or the black side.
KABUTO
I see!
NARUTO
So...
Please do two types for us today that will make both camps happy!
KABUTO
Two types, huh?
NARUTO
Two types.
KABUTO
I understand.
Okay then... you ready?
NARUTO
Yes!
KABUTO
Okay, here I go.
It's morning already.
Please wake up!
If you don't you'll be late!
That was all pretty ordinary, wasn't it?
Good morning!
NARUTO
So kind!
So kind!
So white!
KABUTO
White, huh?
NARUTO
Kabuto felt like this when we first met him.
KABUTO
That's right.
He had that nii-chan feel to him.
NARUTO
Yes, he really did.
Now. The real Kabuto.
KABUTO
The real Kabuto.
NARUTO
And... maybe the somewhat real Kanna-san as well.
Let's do the black Kabuto!
KABUTO
Okay.
NARUTO
Please!
KABUTO
It's morning already.
Please wake up.
If you don't... I'll have a kunai by your side soon.
That was a pretty... 'black' way of waking you up, wasn't it?
Good morning.
Heh.
NARUTO
I don't want to wake up to this!
I don't want to wake up to this!
KABUTO
This okay?
Did my words carry enough energy?
NARUTO
It's okay. Okay.
I like black Kabuto better.
KABUTO
You do.
NARUTO
Or should I say, I like black Kanna better.
KABUTO
Black Kanna, huh?
NARUTO
I like Black Kanna.
You speak with a very cold voice like that, don't you?
KABUTO
Ah, yeah.
NARUTO
Every time I hear it I go, aah, so good... so cool...
From behind you.
Really.
KABUTO
So you like bad guy characters.
NARUTO
Or should I say... that I could feel black things coming out from Kanna-san
at that time.
Just like I've met the real guy.
I think the Kabuto's really charming.
KABUTO
Really?
NARUTO
Of course when he's white, he's really white, but...
KABUTO
That's right.
NARUTO
I like him like that too, but anyway...
I like the black Kanna-san.
KABUTO
I'm happy.
I mean, it's good for plays, right?
When people tell me that they like my 'darkness' when I'm doing my
plays, it means I'm good at it.
NARUTO
I don't think it's just acting.
I think Kanna-san is always like that anyway!
KABUTO
Dammit! I've been saying I use it for my acting from since just now!
NARUTO
He's really a good person!
That was the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu!
And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short
while.
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions,
your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc!
Those whose mails are read out will get something good in return!
Where should your missives all go to?
Kanna-san, please!
KABUTO
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
That's naruto@obc1314.com
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
And here we have some announcements!
White Kabuto, please!
KABUTO
Okay.
From April 7th onwards, the Opening and Ending of the NARUTO anime
will be changed!
The opening song will be sung by rock band Flow, a five-man group centred
in Shibuya. The title is Go!!!
The ending will be by a five-group rock band The Masumi Side's Imamade
Nando Mo.
Look forward to it.
NARUTO
And this one's from me.
Announcement!
The radio drama played on O-! NARUTO Nippon have become a CD!
Besides the Scroll of the Ninja School we have already broadcast on
this radio show,
there's also the Scroll of the Stolen Forbidden Scroll, which you can
only hear if you buy the CD!
You'll get a roll-up divination lot for first press editions.
KABUTO
I want! I want!
NARUTO
Drama CD Series - Volume 1!
Ninja wa Taihen Datte ba yo! (It's tough being a ninja datte ba yo!)
Will be on sale from April 21st onwards.
KABUTO
Yes~ And now... so... I'll go black?
NARUTO
Yeah!
KABUTO
Okay.
Volume 2 of the Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon has gone on sale.
Morikubo-san and Kujira-san's talk shows will explode before you.
We have a sticker only for those who get the first-press edition.
Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2.
Get yours at a CD shop near you.
And you'd hurry, if you know what's good for you.
NARUTO
Oh, so scary! Oh, so scary!
Thank you so much!
KABUTO
Thank YOU!
Thank you!
NARUTO
And the ManPa for April we're all so concerned about?
Speak of spring and this person comes to mind!
Haruno Sakura's voice - Nakamura Chie-san!
KABUTO
I see!
NARUTO
And so, Kanna-san.
Please leave a message behind for Chie-chan.
KABUTO
Okay, okay.
Eeh... Chie-chan?
Everytime I greet you good morning at the studio,
you'd always... look away slightly, huh?
Am I really... so scary?
Tell me more about it, okay?
NARUTO
I'll ask Chie-chan how she feels about this when she comes in April.
KABUTO
Yes please.
NARUTO
I will.
Anyway thank you for this entire month, Kanna-san.
KABUTO
Oh yeah! I had a really great time!
NARUTO
But!
You understand, right?
You're in.
In Music Care.
Along with the rest of the cast...
KABUTO
You want me to say that I'll do it again?
NARUTO
Of course!
KABUTO
Okay, okay! I'll come!
NARUTO
When that time comes we'll ask more and more about the real Kanna-san!
Look forward to it!
So see you again, same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
KABUTO
Kanna Nobutoshi!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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18.February.2005
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