O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 25 22nd March, 2004 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi Mentioned: Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Other radio staff: Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Konohamaru - Ootani Ikue Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Inuzuka Kiba - Torimi Kousuke Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Uiisu!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki Naruto! And the ManPa who's doing this program together with me is! KABUTO Good evening, Naruto-kun. Sejina... is some matter with a certain device in it, that's why it's called Sejina. I'm Kanna Nobutoshi, the voice of Kabuto! NARUTO You know... Kanna-san's been talking about this Sejina thing before we even started recording today's show... ...and I don't know what he's talking about!! I really hate it like this! And he refuses to tell me! KABUTO It's people like me who make the world full of headaches! NARUTO ...It's people like you who make me steam with anger!! Let's read one mail out here. KABUTO Okay. NARUTO Academy Student from Miyagi - Gyuunyuu wa Kirai desu-san. Thank you for your mail. "Takeuchi-san, Kanna-san, good evening!" BOTH Good evening! NARUTO "I have a question for Kanna-san!" KABUTO Okay! NARUTO "But! Before that! Please do this personality quiz!" Here we go! There's a mansion with 100 storeys. The person you hate is staying at the 50th storey. Which storey will you choose to stay in, then? KABUTO 75th storey. NARUTO 75th storey! I'd stay on the 77th storey! KABUTO So we're quite alike! NARUTO That's right! This test reveals your... geh! It reveals how high your pride is! You have 75 pride and I have 77 pride. KABUTO Kind of high, huh? NARUTO Really kind of high. KABUTO I see. NARUTO Well at least our pride doesn't hit the 80th mark! KABUTO At least we didn't hit 100! NARUTO By the way, this girl chose the 3rd storey! I really don't know how it's related to how high or low your pride is, though... But Kanna-san, do you personally think that you have a big pride? KABUTO Yeah! It's kindda big! If you hurt my pride I'd be really... well, I'd break off with you or something. NARUTO I'd get really angry if you point out my mistakes too. But because you pointed it out, I really take time to reflect on them! KABUTO I see. It goes to your head. For me, it goes to my crest. Confusing to them, huh? NARUTO Very. KABUTO You've hurt my crest. NARUTO People, please use this phrase next time. It's kind of cool, huh? Use it! Well, do you like personality quizzes like these? KABUTO Actually, I don't quite like them. NARUTO You don't like this feeling of being tested? KABUTO That's right. I don't like it. NARUTO Really? KABUTO I got high pride, you see. NARUTO What about fortune-telling? KABUTO Oh, /that/ I like! NARUTO Kanna-san, when is your birthday? KABUTO June 10th. NARUTO Ah! You're Gemini! KABUTO Yes I am. NARUTO A man with two faces to him... KABUTO That's right. NARUTO You have a split personality! Oh my goodness! That's so Kabuto-like!! KABUTO What's that? Psuedo-material? NARUTO So cool! Kanna-san is so Kabuto-like! Completely! KABUTO But all us humans have like, another side... the B-side to us, right? NARUTO A-side and B-side? KABUTO Yes, yes. NARUTO Which side are you now? A or B? KABUTO Now? I'm... sort of in B. NARUTO B-side! I wonder what will come out. And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! KABUTO Everybody's all tensed up before the actual thing. Please take care, or you'll start crashing into one another! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. NARUTO It's the popular radio drama right after the commercials! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're through the second stage! The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo! It's here... here... finally here! My match is finally here! The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru! I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem! NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three. On sale from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! IRUKA Naruto! NARUTO Yeah. IRUKA Shikamaru! SHIKAMARU Yes, here. IRUKA Kiba! KIBA Yes yes. IRUKA Chouji! CHOUJI Yeargh. IRUKA Listen! As a group, you will all bear responsibility for what you did and clean up every nook and cranny of the courtyard! SHIKAMARU Dammit, this is so troublesome... Radio Drama NARUTO - Chapter Four The Great Ninja School Cleaning! NARUTO Clean things up... Do my detention homework... Then, revision of Bunshin no Jutsu. I'm such a popular guy... KIBA Why do /I/ have to clean up with the few idiots here? What a joke. CHOUJI Yeah! I'm hungry! IRUKA Shut up, you blockheads! If I catch you lazing or trying to run away, I'll remove your right for entrance into the graduation examinations! NARUTO What?! That's too despicable! IRUKA What's so despicable about that? Once you graduate from this Academy, you become a shinobi of Konoha. There's no right for people who run away from missions to become a shinobi! NARUTO I get it! We'll just have to do it, right? IRUKA I can't hear you! ALL Yes! IRUKA I have a staff meeting to attend to now. I'll return in about an hour. Do your jobs well! Got that? SHIKAMARU Aah~ Whose fault was it that we got into such a troublesome situation? KIBA Indeed. Naruto, you have to work for all four of us. NARUTO What did you say? It wasn't my fault alone! CHOUJI Say, shall we all go have some barbeque after we're done here? SHIKAMARU Well, we won't get anywhere by quarreling here... Let's split up and finish this. KIBA Yeah. Let's portion out our jobs then. NARUTO Wait a minute. When did Kiba become the leader? KIBA I just want to get back sooner! I want to get back in time to walk Akamaru. Besides, who'd want to come under a half-baked leader like yourself? NARUTO Don't think you're so good! I'm never gonna agree to come under your direction at all! SHIKAMARU Don't say that, Naruto. Leading a cleaning operation isn't something to be proud of. Just leave such a troublesome thing to Kiba. NARUTO I see. That's true too. SHIKAMARU Kiba... just look at all of us. You're the only one who can be our leader. Please. KIBA Oh. Well, since you asked so nicely. CHOUJI Anyone will do... If we don't finish this faster the barbeque shop will be closed! NARUTO You're always thinking about food, fa- SHIKAMARU NO! IDIOT!! NARUTO Fa... Faralara, what's for dessert? CHOUJI Syrup anko with fruit... Cake... Rice with beef and veggies! And then... SHIKAMARU That was close! ... and rice with beef veggies isn't dessert... KIBA Then, I'll portion out your work. I'll do the classroom. Shikamaru, the garden. Chouji, the entrance. NARUTO Me? What about me? KIBA You do the toilet. NARUTO Why should I clean the toilet? YOU do it! KIBA Don't joke with me! I have a highly sensitive sense of smell, mind you! And anyway, you were the one giving the most trouble! SHIKAMARU Naruto! The toilet has the smallest floor space, so if you think of it in another way, it's the easiest to do. NARUTO That's true too. KIBA Shikamaru, you get to the garden already! CHOUJI This is pretty good! KIBA Chouji! Don't just stand there and eat! NARUTO Okay! So after I clean the toilet, I won't let you use it. KIBA Don't say stupid things like that! SHIKAMARU Since the wind is blowing from the south... If the falling leaves gather on the swing... KIBA Stop calculating and just move them in big bags. CHOUJI Kiba, you want some? KIBA ARGH! Stop dropping bits and pieces all over the place! What if they get into the small holes?! NARUTO Maybe I'll put some barbed wires while I clean. SHIKAMARU No matter how I think about it... garden cleaning is the most energy-sapping job... CHOUJI Oh, this one's delicious too. KIBA All of you... NARUTO Yo... toilet-man! SHIKAMARU The wind's so good... so free wherever it goes... CHOUJI I want seconds! KIBA HEY!! I'M TRYING TO DO A SERIOUS JOB HERE AND YOU'RE CLIMBING ALL OVER MY HEAD! You moron! Dead-last! Fatty! NARUTO Who're you calling dead-last? SHIKAMARU I'm not a moron! CHOUJI There... you said it again... Big bones revolution!! KIBA I'm not going to duck this time! Come on and get me! CHOUJI Baika no Jutsu! Konoha style Taijutsu! Nikudan Sensha! IRUKA I wonder if they're doing a good job cleaning? If they are, then I'll treat them to some ramen at Ichiraku. Hey you boys... How's the cleaning come along- ... why is the place in such a state. NARUTO Things went a... bit too far. IRUKA A /bit/? What are you thinking, making it dirtier than before you started cleaning?! All of you! Come to the staff room now! ALL Yes... IRUKA ... That was what it felt like. Everyday was a new scene of carnage. KONOHAMARU Nii-chan... he's not too cool like this... IRUKA Indeed. But he's a true-blue ninja of Konoha that I acknowledge now. KONOHAMARU Yeah... nii-chan said this before... NARUTO I had to face a lot of problems. And I got lost a lot on my way too. I finally got just one person to acknowledge me, and that was tough enough already. KONOHAMARU Was he talking about Iruka-sensei? I'll become a great ninja that everybody can acknowledge too! IRUKA Is that so. Try your best, Konohamaru! KONOHAMARU Yes! IRUKA Oh no. I got too engrossed talking about Naruto... the lesson's ended! KONOHAMARU Oh yeah! I did it! IRUKA Don't tell me you... KONOHAMARU Udon, Moegi! Let's go play! IRUKA Hey, Konohamaru! That's the only part about him you don't need to learn!! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd! There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up! A super high-tension dangerous love comedy! Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1! On sale from Aniplex! I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! NARUTO O-! NARUTO Nippon! We have the voice of Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi-san with us in the studio today. This is sudden, but... Let's Find Out About The Real Kanna-san Now! KABUTO What's that supposed to mean?! What?? NARUTO What kind of a person is Kanna-san? I think all the fans know you very well, but... Those who knew you from the character Kabuto would like to know more about you, I'm sure! KABUTO Really? NARUTO Yes! And we got a lot of mail about this! Especially news about the darker side of Kanna-san! KABUTO What's that?! NARUTO Anyway, let's read out one or two! KABUTO Okay. NARUTO Kanna-san, please go ahead. KABUTO This one... is from Genin! From Hyuugo, Ninja Naruto no Imouto! This is the first Genin, right? NARUTO Woah! KABUTO "Takeuchi-san, Kanna-san, good evening! I really like Kanna-san! I have a question for Kanna-san. Please tell me what type of girls you like!" NARUTO I wanna know I wanna know! KABUTO Well, she has to have... charm. NARUTO Charm? KABUTO It's important for guys to be charming as well, but... Well, anyway, I like cute girls. NARUTO Cute girls. So even if she doesn't look all that good, as long as she's charming and cute? KABUTO A girl who exudes absolute charm and cutenaer... why am I getting so excited? NARUTO That's great... Seki-san said that he'd like girls who are adult-like. But that's so not me. Game over for me. KABUTO I like cute girls. NARUTO That's great! KABUTO They say that you can only go out with a beauty for three days, right? That's true, you know. NARUTO Really? KABUTO When you see beautiful girls, you'd just go, wow, so beautiful! But as for cute girls, no matter when you look at her, she'd be just so cute. NARUTO Like you can't ever get tired of her. KABUTO Can't get tired of her. NARUTO Like she'd do lots of interesting things for you? KABUTO Yeah, that's right. NARUTO Are you praising me? So you mean a girl like that is good for you? KABUTO Good enough. NARUTO Just let me ask something more about that. Still something lacking about this charming and cute girl... KABUTO I'd be glad if she has both charm and courage. NARUTO That would be one hell of a girl. She'd be giggling one moment and slamming your head the next. KABUTO Like, maybe, a cool girl? NARUTO Cool? I see. So a girl who has her targets and goals set straight, is a cool girl? KABUTO Oh yes, that's a cool one. NARUTO And she also laughs loudly. KABUTO Yes yes. Even if she's having a lot of problems, she'll be looking as if she has no problems at all. Looking at someone like that makes me want to support her. NARUTO I see. Well I'm surprisingly easy when it comes to talking about my personal stuff. This is great. It's kind of tough for me to try to change my outward appearance now anyway... KABUTO Why do you so say?! Just have more confidence! NARUTO I'll work hard! I'll try to gain charm and courage and become a mother! KABUTO Yes, become a cool woman! NARUTO I'll become the mother of courage! KABUTO I'm happy for ya. NARUTO Don't wait for me, though. Anyway. One more mail. Academy Student from Kanagawa, Marimon-san. Thank you for your mail. KABUTO Thanks! NARUTO "I have a question!" KABUTO Yes? NARUTO "Kanna-san, when do you use your super cool voice besides during work?" KABUTO What do you mean?! NARUTO Besides at work. KABUTO Well, of course... I'd use it when I'm giving a seat to the obaa-chan on the bus. When I let ojii-chans and obaa-chans have the seat. NARUTO Like how? KABUTO "Would you like to have a seat?" NARUTO I think that's pointlessly acting cool! KABUTO And then at the restaurant. When I'm calling for the waitress. "Excuse me. I'd like an astray please." NARUTO But you can't speak too loud with your voice like that! KABUTO So I have to go close to them. Or wait for them to come. NARUTO I see. Then you say it and make their hearts beat faster. KABUTO Yes, and their hearts beat so fast that sometimes they drop the ashtray. NARUTO "Yo-you-you... you mean, this?" KABUTO Something like that. Then I'd go, "Thank you." NARUTO Eww! See! You had to go so close to the microphone! KABUTO Yeah. NARUTO So you really have to wait for the waitress to come really close to thank her! KABUTO Yes. And I'd look her in the eye. "Thank you." NARUTO It feels like a way to pick girls up. KABUTO That's not it. No matter how good your voice is, your appearance... See, I can't do anything about my appearance either! NARUTO Why? I think the voice is also something very important! KABUTO I guess. NARUTO This is the voice that's going to say 'good morning' to you and make you go 'aah'! KABUTO GooOOD moOORnIINGG... NARUTO No, no like /that/! It was short, but that was the Q&A section for Kanna-san! And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Those whose mails are read out will get something good in return! Where should your missives all go to? Kanna-san, please! KABUTO Yup! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here we have some announcements! Saturday March 27th to Sunday March 28th! If you go the Pierrot booth in the National Anime Fair 2004 in Tokyo Big Side, we'll be having a NARUTO event there! On Saturday March 27th, from 1500 hours to 1530 hours, and again at 1600 to 1630, myself, Takeuchi Junko, Seki Toshihiko-san and Morikubo Shoutarou-san will be there as guests! On Sunday March 28th, from 1230 to 1300 hours, then again at 1330 to 1400, Sugiyama Noriaki-san and Nakamura Chie-san will be there as guests! How do you take part in these four events? If you go to the Pierrot booth during these two days and buy 2000 yen or more of NARUTO official merchandise! Only the first 100! That means only 400 will get to go! Those who get their tickets must hold onto them and before the venue starts...huh? Oh, before the EVENT starts, wait at the Pierrot booth! The Pierrot booth on 27th March will start selling merchandise and in turn the tickets from 0900 hours so please hurry! There is a limit for each separate event, so please understand! Also, there is an entrance fee to get into the Anime Fair event itself, so please take note! Please find out more details at the Pierrot homepage, or call! The number is... 042270-3453 042270-3453 The lines are open from 1000 hours to 1700 hours! Please support us with your attendance! KABUTO And here's another! Volume 2 of the Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon is going on sale! We're having Shikamaru's seiyuu Morikubo Shoutarou-kun and Orochimaru's seiyuu Kujira-san recorded in this CD! And that mysterious O-! Shikamaru Nippon which was only aired on Bunka Housou is also in this CD! For first-press early bird buyers we have a beautiful sticker that comes along with it! Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2! On sale from March 24th onwards! Don't hesitate! Please get yours at a CD shop near you! NARUTO And NARUTO Movie information! The pre-tickets will be on sale from April 1st onwards! And only the first 50,000 who buy the tickets at the box offices will get an original watch, Narutch as a present! We'll be waiting for you with great riot at the roadshow on August 21st, 2004 tte ba yo! KABUTO Tte ba yo! NARUTO And so with that! We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well. I'm counting on you next week for the ManPa as well, Kanna-san! KABUTO Oh yeah! NARUTO There are things you haven't done yet! KABUTO Really? NARUTO We haven't pulled your leg enough yet. KABUTO So scary! NARUTO Please look forward to it! KABUTO S-Scary! NARUTO And, this is just between you and me! The ManPa up next in line is... Nakamura Chie-san, who voices Haruno Sakura! KABUTO Oh my! NARUTO We'll be waiting for your requests and questions for Chie-chan! So see you again, same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! KABUTO Kanna Nobutoshi! 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