O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 25
22nd March, 2004
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi
Mentioned:
Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko
Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou
Other radio staff:
Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko
Konohamaru - Ootani Ikue
Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou
Inuzuka Kiba - Torimi Kousuke
Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Uiisu!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show
- Uzumaki Naruto!
And the ManPa who's doing this program together with me is!
KABUTO
Good evening, Naruto-kun.
Sejina... is some matter with a certain device in it, that's why it's
called Sejina.
I'm Kanna Nobutoshi, the voice of Kabuto!
NARUTO
You know... Kanna-san's been talking about this Sejina thing before
we even started recording today's show...
...and I don't know what he's talking about!!
I really hate it like this!
And he refuses to tell me!
KABUTO
It's people like me who make the world full of headaches!
NARUTO
...It's people like you who make me steam with anger!!
Let's read one mail out here.
KABUTO
Okay.
NARUTO
Academy Student from Miyagi - Gyuunyuu wa Kirai desu-san.
Thank you for your mail.
"
Takeuchi-san, Kanna-san, good evening!"
BOTH
Good evening!
NARUTO
"
I have a question for Kanna-san!"
KABUTO
Okay!
NARUTO
"
But! Before that! Please do this personality quiz!"
Here we go!
There's a mansion with 100 storeys.
The person you hate is staying at the 50th storey.
Which storey will you choose to stay in, then?
KABUTO
75th storey.
NARUTO
75th storey!
I'd stay on the 77th storey!
KABUTO
So we're quite alike!
NARUTO
That's right!
This test reveals your... geh!
It reveals how high your pride is!
You have 75 pride and I have 77 pride.
KABUTO
Kind of high, huh?
NARUTO
Really kind of high.
KABUTO
I see.
NARUTO
Well at least our pride doesn't hit the 80th mark!
KABUTO
At least we didn't hit 100!
NARUTO
By the way, this girl chose the 3rd storey!
I really don't know how it's related to how high or low your pride
is, though...
But Kanna-san, do you personally think that you have a big pride?
KABUTO
Yeah! It's kindda big!
If you hurt my pride I'd be really... well, I'd break off with you
or something.
NARUTO
I'd get really angry if you point out my mistakes too.
But because you pointed it out, I really take time to reflect on them!
KABUTO
I see.
It goes to your head.
For me, it goes to my crest.
Confusing to them, huh?
NARUTO
Very.
KABUTO
You've hurt my crest.
NARUTO
People, please use this phrase next time.
It's kind of cool, huh?
Use it!
Well, do you like personality quizzes like these?
KABUTO
Actually, I don't quite like them.
NARUTO
You don't like this feeling of being tested?
KABUTO
That's right.
I don't like it.
NARUTO
Really?
KABUTO
I got high pride, you see.
NARUTO
What about fortune-telling?
KABUTO
Oh, /that/ I like!
NARUTO
Kanna-san, when is your birthday?
KABUTO
June 10th.
NARUTO
Ah! You're Gemini!
KABUTO
Yes I am.
NARUTO
A man with two faces to him...
KABUTO
That's right.
NARUTO
You have a split personality!
Oh my goodness! That's so Kabuto-like!!
KABUTO
What's that? Psuedo-material?
NARUTO
So cool!
Kanna-san is so Kabuto-like!
Completely!
KABUTO
But all us humans have like, another side... the B-side to us, right?
NARUTO
A-side and B-side?
KABUTO
Yes, yes.
NARUTO
Which side are you now? A or B?
KABUTO
Now? I'm... sort of in B.
NARUTO
B-side!
I wonder what will come out.
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
KABUTO
Everybody's all tensed up before the actual thing.
Please take care, or you'll start crashing into one another!
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment
and Showa-Note.
NARUTO
It's the popular radio drama right after the commercials!
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
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The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
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IRUKA
Naruto!
NARUTO
Yeah.
IRUKA
Shikamaru!
SHIKAMARU
Yes, here.
IRUKA
Kiba!
KIBA
Yes yes.
IRUKA
Chouji!
CHOUJI
Yeargh.
IRUKA
Listen!
As a group, you will all bear responsibility for what you did and clean
up every nook and cranny of the courtyard!
SHIKAMARU
Dammit, this is so troublesome...
Radio Drama NARUTO - Chapter Four
The Great Ninja School Cleaning!
NARUTO
Clean things up...
Do my detention homework...
Then, revision of Bunshin no Jutsu.
I'm such a popular guy...
KIBA
Why do /I/ have to clean up with the few idiots here?
What a joke.
CHOUJI
Yeah! I'm hungry!
IRUKA
Shut up, you blockheads!
If I catch you lazing or trying to run away,
I'll remove your right for entrance into the graduation examinations!
NARUTO
What?!
That's too despicable!
IRUKA
What's so despicable about that?
Once you graduate from this Academy, you become a shinobi of Konoha.
There's no right for people who run away from missions to become a
shinobi!
NARUTO
I get it!
We'll just have to do it, right?
IRUKA
I can't hear you!
ALL
Yes!
IRUKA
I have a staff meeting to attend to now.
I'll return in about an hour.
Do your jobs well!
Got that?
SHIKAMARU
Aah~
Whose fault was it that we got into such a troublesome situation?
KIBA
Indeed.
Naruto, you have to work for all four of us.
NARUTO
What did you say?
It wasn't my fault alone!
CHOUJI
Say, shall we all go have some barbeque after we're done here?
SHIKAMARU
Well, we won't get anywhere by quarreling here...
Let's split up and finish this.
KIBA
Yeah. Let's portion out our jobs then.
NARUTO
Wait a minute.
When did Kiba become the leader?
KIBA
I just want to get back sooner!
I want to get back in time to walk Akamaru.
Besides, who'd want to come under a half-baked leader like yourself?
NARUTO
Don't think you're so good!
I'm never gonna agree to come under your direction at all!
SHIKAMARU
Don't say that, Naruto.
Leading a cleaning operation isn't something to be proud of.
Just leave such a troublesome thing to Kiba.
NARUTO
I see.
That's true too.
SHIKAMARU
Kiba... just look at all of us.
You're the only one who can be our leader.
Please.
KIBA
Oh.
Well, since you asked so nicely.
CHOUJI
Anyone will do...
If we don't finish this faster the barbeque shop will be closed!
NARUTO
You're always thinking about food, fa-
SHIKAMARU
NO! IDIOT!!
NARUTO
Fa... Faralara, what's for dessert?
CHOUJI
Syrup anko with fruit...
Cake...
Rice with beef and veggies!
And then...
SHIKAMARU
That was close!
... and rice with beef veggies isn't dessert...
KIBA
Then, I'll portion out your work.
I'll do the classroom.
Shikamaru, the garden.
Chouji, the entrance.
NARUTO
Me? What about me?
KIBA
You do the toilet.
NARUTO
Why should I clean the toilet?
YOU do it!
KIBA
Don't joke with me!
I have a highly sensitive sense of smell, mind you!
And anyway, you were the one giving the most trouble!
SHIKAMARU
Naruto!
The toilet has the smallest floor space, so if you think of it in another
way, it's the easiest to do.
NARUTO
That's true too.
KIBA
Shikamaru, you get to the garden already!
CHOUJI
This is pretty good!
KIBA
Chouji!
Don't just stand there and eat!
NARUTO
Okay! So after I clean the toilet, I won't let you use it.
KIBA
Don't say stupid things like that!
SHIKAMARU
Since the wind is blowing from the south...
If the falling leaves gather on the swing...
KIBA
Stop calculating and just move them in big bags.
CHOUJI
Kiba, you want some?
KIBA
ARGH! Stop dropping bits and pieces all over the place!
What if they get into the small holes?!
NARUTO
Maybe I'll put some barbed wires while I clean.
SHIKAMARU
No matter how I think about it... garden cleaning is the most energy-sapping
job...
CHOUJI
Oh, this one's delicious too.
KIBA
All of you...
NARUTO
Yo... toilet-man!
SHIKAMARU
The wind's so good... so free wherever it goes...
CHOUJI
I want seconds!
KIBA
HEY!! I'M TRYING TO DO A SERIOUS JOB HERE AND YOU'RE CLIMBING ALL OVER
MY HEAD!
You moron! Dead-last! Fatty!
NARUTO
Who're you calling dead-last?
SHIKAMARU
I'm not a moron!
CHOUJI
There... you said it again...
Big bones revolution!!
KIBA
I'm not going to duck this time!
Come on and get me!
CHOUJI
Baika no Jutsu!
Konoha style Taijutsu! Nikudan Sensha!
IRUKA
I wonder if they're doing a good job cleaning?
If they are, then I'll treat them to some ramen at Ichiraku.
Hey you boys...
How's the cleaning come along-
... why is the place in such a state.
NARUTO
Things went a... bit too far.
IRUKA
A /bit/?
What are you thinking, making it dirtier than before you started cleaning?!
All of you! Come to the staff room now!
ALL
Yes...
IRUKA
... That was what it felt like.
Everyday was a new scene of carnage.
KONOHAMARU
Nii-chan... he's not too cool like this...
IRUKA
Indeed.
But he's a true-blue ninja of Konoha that I acknowledge now.
KONOHAMARU
Yeah... nii-chan said this before...
NARUTO
I had to face a lot of problems.
And I got lost a lot on my way too.
I finally got just one person to acknowledge me, and that was tough
enough already.
KONOHAMARU
Was he talking about Iruka-sensei?
I'll become a great ninja that everybody can acknowledge too!
IRUKA
Is that so.
Try your best, Konohamaru!
KONOHAMARU
Yes!
IRUKA
Oh no.
I got too engrossed talking about Naruto... the lesson's ended!
KONOHAMARU
Oh yeah! I did it!
IRUKA
Don't tell me you...
KONOHAMARU
Udon, Moegi! Let's go play!
IRUKA
Hey, Konohamaru!
That's the only part about him you don't need to learn!!
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NARUTO
O-! NARUTO Nippon!
We have the voice of Kabuto, Kanna Nobutoshi-san with us in the studio
today.
This is sudden, but... Let's Find Out About The Real Kanna-san Now!
KABUTO
What's that supposed to mean?!
What??
NARUTO
What kind of a person is Kanna-san?
I think all the fans know you very well, but...
Those who knew you from the character Kabuto would like to know more
about you, I'm sure!
KABUTO
Really?
NARUTO
Yes!
And we got a lot of mail about this!
Especially news about the darker side of Kanna-san!
KABUTO
What's that?!
NARUTO
Anyway, let's read out one or two!
KABUTO
Okay.
NARUTO
Kanna-san, please go ahead.
KABUTO
This one... is from Genin! From Hyuugo, Ninja Naruto no Imouto!
This is the first Genin, right?
NARUTO
Woah!
KABUTO
"
Takeuchi-san, Kanna-san, good evening!
I really like Kanna-san!
I have a question for Kanna-san.
Please tell me what type of girls you like!"
NARUTO
I wanna know I wanna know!
KABUTO
Well, she has to have... charm.
NARUTO
Charm?
KABUTO
It's important for guys to be charming as well, but...
Well, anyway, I like cute girls.
NARUTO
Cute girls.
So even if she doesn't look all that good, as long as she's charming
and cute?
KABUTO
A girl who exudes absolute charm and cutenaer... why am I getting so
excited?
NARUTO
That's great...
Seki-san said that he'd like girls who are adult-like.
But that's so not me.
Game over for me.
KABUTO
I like cute girls.
NARUTO
That's great!
KABUTO
They say that you can only go out with a beauty for three days, right?
That's true, you know.
NARUTO
Really?
KABUTO
When you see beautiful girls, you'd just go, wow, so beautiful!
But as for cute girls, no matter when you look at her, she'd be just
so cute.
NARUTO
Like you can't ever get tired of her.
KABUTO
Can't get tired of her.
NARUTO
Like she'd do lots of interesting things for you?
KABUTO
Yeah, that's right.
NARUTO
Are you praising me?
So you mean a girl like that is good for you?
KABUTO
Good enough.
NARUTO
Just let me ask something more about that.
Still something lacking about this charming and cute girl...
KABUTO
I'd be glad if she has both charm and courage.
NARUTO
That would be one hell of a girl.
She'd be giggling one moment and slamming your head the next.
KABUTO
Like, maybe, a cool girl?
NARUTO
Cool?
I see.
So a girl who has her targets and goals set straight, is a cool girl?
KABUTO
Oh yes, that's a cool one.
NARUTO
And she also laughs loudly.
KABUTO
Yes yes.
Even if she's having a lot of problems, she'll be looking as if she
has no problems at all.
Looking at someone like that makes me want to support her.
NARUTO
I see.
Well I'm surprisingly easy when it comes to talking about my personal
stuff.
This is great.
It's kind of tough for me to try to change my outward appearance now
anyway...
KABUTO
Why do you so say?!
Just have more confidence!
NARUTO
I'll work hard!
I'll try to gain charm and courage and become a mother!
KABUTO
Yes, become a cool woman!
NARUTO
I'll become the mother of courage!
KABUTO
I'm happy for ya.
NARUTO
Don't wait for me, though.
Anyway. One more mail.
Academy Student from Kanagawa, Marimon-san.
Thank you for your mail.
KABUTO
Thanks!
NARUTO
"
I have a question!"
KABUTO
Yes?
NARUTO
"
Kanna-san, when do you use your super cool voice besides during work?"
KABUTO
What do you mean?!
NARUTO
Besides at work.
KABUTO
Well, of course... I'd use it when I'm giving a seat to the obaa-chan
on the bus.
When I let ojii-chans and obaa-chans have the seat.
NARUTO
Like how?
KABUTO
"
Would you like to have a seat?"
NARUTO
I think that's pointlessly acting cool!
KABUTO
And then at the restaurant.
When I'm calling for the waitress.
"
Excuse me. I'd like an astray please."
NARUTO
But you can't speak too loud with your voice like that!
KABUTO
So I have to go close to them.
Or wait for them to come.
NARUTO
I see.
Then you say it and make their hearts beat faster.
KABUTO
Yes, and their hearts beat so fast that sometimes they drop the ashtray.
NARUTO
"
Yo-you-you... you mean, this?"
KABUTO
Something like that.
Then I'd go, "Thank you."
NARUTO
Eww!
See! You had to go so close to the microphone!
KABUTO
Yeah.
NARUTO
So you really have to wait for the waitress to come really close to
thank her!
KABUTO
Yes.
And I'd look her in the eye.
"
Thank you."
NARUTO
It feels like a way to pick girls up.
KABUTO
That's not it.
No matter how good your voice is, your appearance...
See, I can't do anything about my appearance either!
NARUTO
Why? I think the voice is also something very important!
KABUTO
I guess.
NARUTO
This is the voice that's going to say 'good morning' to you and make
you go 'aah'!
KABUTO
GooOOD moOORnIINGG...
NARUTO
No, no like /that/!
It was short, but that was the Q&A section for Kanna-san!
And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short
while.
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions,
your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc!
Those whose mails are read out will get something good in return!
Where should your missives all go to?
Kanna-san, please!
KABUTO
Yup!
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
That's naruto@obc1314.com
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
And here we have some announcements!
Saturday March 27th to Sunday March 28th!
If you go the Pierrot booth in the National Anime Fair 2004 in Tokyo
Big Side, we'll be having a NARUTO event there!
On Saturday March 27th, from 1500 hours to 1530 hours, and again at
1600 to 1630,
myself, Takeuchi Junko, Seki Toshihiko-san and Morikubo Shoutarou-san
will be there as guests!
On Sunday March 28th, from 1230 to 1300 hours, then again at 1330 to
1400, Sugiyama Noriaki-san and Nakamura Chie-san will be there as guests!
How do you take part in these four events?
If you go to the Pierrot booth during these two days and buy 2000 yen
or more of NARUTO official merchandise!
Only the first 100!
That means only 400 will get to go!
Those who get their tickets must hold onto them and before the venue
starts...huh? Oh, before the EVENT starts, wait at the Pierrot booth!
The Pierrot booth on 27th March will start selling merchandise and
in turn the tickets from 0900 hours so please hurry!
There is a limit for each separate event, so please understand!
Also, there is an entrance fee to get into the Anime Fair event itself,
so please take note!
Please find out more details at the Pierrot homepage, or call!
The number is...
042270-3453
042270-3453
The lines are open from 1000 hours to 1700 hours!
Please support us with your attendance!
KABUTO
And here's another!
Volume 2 of the Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon is going on sale!
We're having Shikamaru's seiyuu Morikubo Shoutarou-kun and Orochimaru's
seiyuu Kujira-san recorded in this CD!
And that mysterious O-! Shikamaru Nippon which was only aired on Bunka
Housou is also in this CD!
For first-press early bird buyers we have a beautiful sticker that
comes along with it!
Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2!
On sale from March 24th onwards!
Don't hesitate!
Please get yours at a CD shop near you!
NARUTO
And NARUTO Movie information!
The pre-tickets will be on sale from April 1st onwards!
And only the first 50,000 who buy the tickets at the box offices will
get an original watch, Narutch as a present!
We'll be waiting for you with great riot at the roadshow on August
21st, 2004 tte ba yo!
KABUTO
Tte ba yo!
NARUTO
And so with that!
We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well.
I'm counting on you next week for the ManPa as well, Kanna-san!
KABUTO
Oh yeah!
NARUTO
There are things you haven't done yet!
KABUTO
Really?
NARUTO
We haven't pulled your leg enough yet.
KABUTO
So scary!
NARUTO
Please look forward to it!
KABUTO
S-Scary!
NARUTO
And, this is just between you and me!
The ManPa up next in line is...
Nakamura Chie-san, who voices Haruno Sakura!
KABUTO
Oh my!
NARUTO
We'll be waiting for your requests and questions for Chie-chan!
So see you again, same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
KABUTO
Kanna Nobutoshi!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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18.February.2005
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