O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 24 15th March, 2004 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi Mentioned: Orochimaru - Kujira Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Uiiiizu!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki Naruto! And the ManPa who's doing this program together with me is! KABUTO Orochimaru-sama, do you remember? I am Yakushi Kabuto. And yeah! Good evening! I'm Kanna Nobutoshi, the voice of Yakushi Kabuto DOESU!! NARUTO Pleased to be working with you for the 2nd time! KABUTO Very pleased! NARUTO I just can't help but wonder WHY is it that seiyuu of bad guys are all so cheerful?! KABUTO Really! NARUTO Really! KABUTO Kujira-san's really cheerful too, isn't she? NARUTO Yes, she is! KABUTO She's like... "Hey you! Bad! Down! Down! Don't do it!", huh? NARUTO Yes she was! KABUTO Or she goes "Hang in there~~!" to you? NARUTO I'm sure we're going to get email and postcards that go... "Why is Kanna-san so bright and cheerful?" Or... "Why is he so nice and kind?" "Why do all the bad guys have such good voice actors?" I'm sure we'll get some like these! KABUTO We will? NARUTO Yes! KABUTO Please give them to me! NARUTO He's really a good person! So, the question for today! What is your favourite kind of food, Kanna-san? KABUTO I like curry rice and ramen sold in beachside shops! NARUTO You /only/ like ramen sold in beachside shops? KABUTO Yes. NARUTO It's like... KABUTO The salt is good there. NARUTO Oh yes. The salt is brought to you by the sway of the wind, huh? KABUTO It's delicious... and it's hot there... and you just keep sweating. NARUTO Do you always go to the beach? KABUTO I don't. The beach is so crowded during summer! NARUTO Well isn't it game over for you if you say things like that? KABUTO I like the winter beaches. NARUTO ...isn't it kind of lonely at beaches in winter? KABUTO Try standing in a place with nobody and staring out at nothing. NARUTO ...alone?! KABUTO And go, "I AM SO LONELY!!!!! LONELY AM I!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!!!" NARUTO I am super shocked. KABUTO Yup. NARUTO In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength! Listeners are all Academy Students first. According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin, Chuunin and Jounin ranks! If you raise to Jounin, you'll get invited to the studio! KABUTO Yay! NARUTO So without further delay we shall read out some mails. Academy Student from Miyagi, Seki Tsumari-san. Thank you for your mail. It's a personality quiz. A ball flies from somewhere and hits you on the head. KABUTO Hyuu... CONK! NARUTO It wasn't too painful, but you were surprised! KABUTO Surprised! NARUTO Now then. Where has that ball hit you? KABUTO My head! NARUTO My... head too. KABUTO WE'RE THE SAME! NARUTO Like it hit you on the forehead, BANG! KABUTO Mine is more like... nearer to the temple... on the right side perspective, here? NARUTO Crash? KABUTO Yup. NARUTO Now then... Where the ball has hit you, means that that is the part where you have a certain hidden secret! KABUTO Like I'm heavier on this side of the head or something? NARUTO You mean to say there's something wrong with my head? But that's true. KABUTO My head is kind of bad too. That's why I have to teach myself stuff. NARUTO People who have to teach themself stuff are like that, huh? KABUTO That's right. NARUTO And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! KABUTO Putting on a cute face and going 'Kyu kyu!'? We're not having a picnic here! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're through the second stage! The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo! It's here... here... finally here! My match is finally here! The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru! I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem! NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three. On sale from Aniplex! NARUTO Music... Care... RECORDED SONG Itsu no ma ni yara nigiyaka san! (They're always bustling with liveliness) NARUTO This section depends on all you listeners for your caring help while we make an Ouenka (supporters') song for this program. It's supposed to be a super three-way mission based on friendship, hard work and victory. KABUTO This... song is... /really/ cool. NARUTO What kind of 'cool'? KABUTO Well... from a /certain/ point of view... It exceeds all of mankind's common sense up to now. It might sell really well! NARUTO Really? KABUTO Yeah! It might make it! NARUTO It might? KABUTO It might become something really cool. NARUTO I'm so embarrassed... KABUTO And here we have a mail that goes like this. Academy Student from Yokohama - Hyuuga Kibakuri-san. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. KABUTO "Good evening. I'm always listening with great pleasure. By the way, the opening song of Takeuchi-san for the Music Care section is really popular in my class. So Takeuchi-san, please write more songs! We're begging you!" NARUTO Well, that's /why/ we're having this section at all! We're making a song here! KABUTO Making a song here! NARUTO But I really can't go on with just /that/ song. So... That's why I ask the ManPa to help me brainstorm. But actually this isn't my section anymore. It's Kanna-san's section. KABUTO Who, me? NARUTO Yes, you. KABUTO Me? NARUTO After all, Kanna-san has already taken over my guitar, Ganko-chan. So Kanna-san shall host this section! Anyway. KABUTO Are you serious? NARUTO You can strum well, can't you? Dishonest guy! KABUTO Well I can make the guitar cry a bit, but... I can't strum! Do you like Enka? NARUTO Enka, you say? KABUTO *strums* NARUTO Aaa~ Watashi ttara! (Ooh... I am so...) KABUTO Enka is good! NARUTO No good! KABUTO What about blues? NARUTO What do you mean, blues? KABUTO *strums* NARUTO Ore wa yo... bababa bin! (I am... bababa bin!) Choitto choitto choushi ni! (Getting a little...) Nochimasete, iei! (Into this thing! Yay!) Oh!... something like this? Wait. Wait. I just want a nice song. KABUTO A nice song. NARUTO Whatever will do! I'd like to hear a song Kanna-san wrote by himself! KABUTO A song I wrote? Lemme see... What should I sing? Well, do I just sing it like this? NARUTO Go ahead! KABUTO Really? NARUTO Yes. KABUTO Nnn... Iei iei iei~ (Hmm... yea yea yea~) Mansona... mansona? Chigau de ya! (Mansona... err, no wait, wrong!) Masurii paasonaritii... (The Monthly Personality...) Kanna Nobutoshi wa... (Kanna Nobutoshi is...) Kyou mo maiku ni mukatte... (Facing the microphone today and...) Ganbarimasu... waraimasu... (Trying his best and... smiling his best so...) Ieieieieieeeeiiiii ieeeieiheeeei~ (Yeaaaa yeah yeah yeah heeeyeah~) NARUTO Oh my goodness!! You've busted my cool-o-meter! KABUTO How was mine song? NARUTO Super cool! Onii-chan, you were sho coolz! KABUTO I mispronoucned and said mansona instead... NARUTO Who cares about mansona! Too coolz! Why is it that all the ManPa up to now can play the guitar and sing so well? KABUTO Is that so? NARUTO Makes me feel so bad. If you remember, I brought Ganko-chan along with me to the NARUTO anime studio before when we were recording, once. KABUTO Yes you did. NARUTO And Kanna-san went, "What's up with that guitar? Is it yours, Junko-chan?" And I went, "Yes, although I can't strum it well..." So you went, "I can't play either! Let me see it please?" I was like, oh, I've found a friend! And I handed my guitar over. And it turned out that you could play so well. You played it so well I was disgusted! You're not my friend anymore! I was wrong about you! Something like that happened once, huh? KABUTO But why?! Be my friend! NARUTO But you betrayed me so quickly! KABUTO I did?! NARUTO You went so high-speed on your strumming! And it was like... what is this playing! WHAT IS THIS PLAYING?! KABUTO But I /really/ don't play /that/ well... NARUTO So dishonest! So anyway, Morikubo-kun is making the song for me. Morikubo-kun has become the producer, sometime, somewhere, somehow. KABUTO He got too involved in it. NARUTO Indeed. And he asked me to practice arpeggio. KABUTO Arpeggio. NARUTO How should I go about practicing it? Tell me how, Kanna-san? KABUTO First your fingers... Well, you should use all your fingers but I'm bad with my pinky so I don't use it. *strums* Go by sequence. NARUTO Why is it everybody can do it so well? KABUTO And once you're seasoned enough with this, you'll be able to do hammering and pulling off. You do it like this. You shape your fingers like a hammer and hammer down. And you mix it in with your arpeggio. NARUTO Coolz... KABUTO It gives off a deeper tone, doesn't it? NARUTO No... I think that's too advanced for me. KABUTO Really? You know. Go to the music shop. And buy a textbook! You can learn by looking at the textbook alone! I learnt all of mine by reading the textbook. NARUTO Really? Just by looking at the textbook you can get so good? KABUTO They even teach you how to shiver the note. Like this? NARUTO So that means I can do it by using just thumb, index and middle finger? KABUTO Maybe! And then there's the leisurely type of songs like these. *strum* NARUTO So coolz! Kanna-san is even coolerz than Morikubo-kun at the moment! So coolzz! KABUTO Really?! I look even cooler than Shourarou? NARUTO Cooler! Cooler! KABUTO Oh no, I couldn't twist my tongue right and said Shourarou instead. NARUTO Shourarou! Better than Shourarou! KABUTO Oh yeah! NARUTO So! Along this line... I have a request to ask of Kanna-san. In this Ouenka song, we'll ask all the ManPa to think of a phrase for the lyrics. KABUTO Okay. NARUTO We've compiled quite a bit now. Oh, we'll be eliminating /this/ one though. So please help think of a phrase... and we'll definitely put it in the song. KABUTO I see! Here I go! naru zo naru zo (I can do it! I can do it!) hokage ni naruto (I can become Hokage!) toida yaiba ga oreru made hodo (As surely as the sharpened blade pierces!) NARUTO Oh my. It sounds like it has a lot of hidden meanings. KABUTO Naru zo naru zo hokage ni naruto... See, we got 'naruto' here! Toida yaiba ga oreru made... ah wait. Let's not use yaiba here. Let's use kunai instead! Toida kunai ga oreru made. NARUTO Thank you so much for treating this so seriously!! Kanna-san is such a good person! KABUTO Well if you really must know, I have more gag-like phrases too! NARUTO That's all right! We're not trying to make people /laugh/ here. KABUTO ...you mean this is a serious section? NARUTO Very. KABUTO I see. For gag lyrics... I do have some. Gama-oyabin ga geero geero (Gama-oyabin's croaking goes geero geero), or something like that. NARUTO Okay, okay, okay. No! No go! KABUTO Aww... no? NARUTO That was cool enough! Thank you so much! KABUTO Really? NARUTO You didn't think it was so cool? KABUTO Not at all. NARUTO Well then here's a personal request of my own. The song isn't done yet. But we'll be singing it eventually, right? See, Kanna-san is a music-loving guy who's even got computers set up to make music, right? Shall we sing together? Sing together? KABUTO Hm... your guitar's a little off-tune. NARUTO What's this? What's this? Trying to change the topic? Sing together with us? KABUTO Ah! It's payday! NARUTO Oh! I have go back! Kanna-san? Kanna-san? Onii-chan?? Sing with us please? Just... join in for a while or something? KABUTO Well... I'll think about it. I can't give you an answer immediately. NARUTO Aw man, this onii-chan is so damn matured! Anyway, you'll still be with us for two sessions. I'll press for your answer during the rest of the shows so! KABUTO All right! NARUTO We'll definitely use this phrase! And we're also collecting lyrics from all you listeners out there! Please give us a hand! Send in much mail to the Music Care section tte ba yo! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd! There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up! A super high-tension dangerous love comedy! Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1! On sale from Aniplex! I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Valentine Sha-nyarou! Special Lucky Draw! We're going to give all you beloved listeners who have been with us since the start a special present of gratitude! It's White Day after all so we have lots of things for the draw! (White Day is an event one week after Valentine's Day where guys are expected to return a present to the girl [who must have also given him a present on Valentine's Day] he likes to express his feelings. It is apparently a custom practiced only in Japan.) We have so much mail asking to be in the draw! As for how much exactly... *slams mail on table* KABUTO Oh, wow! NARUTO Really, wow! Thank you for your mail... it was so hard picking names out from this whole lot! So I let Kanna-san do the job. KABUTO She said it! She really said it! NARUTO Now here's the first! From Showa-note-san: NARUTO Power Pencils EX 6 in a set - Six people. Please tell us who won! KABUTO Okay! From Fukuoka, Mayano... Yoshinderu-san? From Hiratsuka, Nassan. From Masuda, Icchi-san. From Sumeya, Narunaru-san. From Sakai, Macchan-san. From Miyagi, Nara Shikakku-san! NARUTO Congratulations! KABUTO Congrats! NARUTO Next up! From Tomi-san: Gamecube software, Gekitou Ninja Taisen 2 - One person. KABUTO This one is from Tokyo, Hidaka Eria-san! NARUTO Congratulations! KABUTO Congrats! NARUTO Next one! From Bandai: Playstation 2 software, Narutimate Hero - One person. KABUTO From Chiba, Uesaka Momoko-san! NARUTO Congratulations! KABUTO Congrats! NARUTO And! From Aniplex: DVD NARUTO - First Stage, all 12 Scrolls! - One person. KABUTO This one is from Ishikawa, Katana Midori-san! NARUTO Congratulations! And finally, from Takeuchi Junko: Tomi-san's Evio software - I have one of it. Thank you for the software. So here's going out to one more person! From Tokyo, Miyata Shinichi-kun! Congratulations! KABUTO Congratulations! NARUTO Thank you for all your support! Please continue O-! NARUTO Nippon from now on too! KABUTO Please do! NARUTO And so! We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast... And by that I mean... Questions for Kanna-san, stories about Kanna-san, scandals about Kanna-san and of course- KABUTO STOP IT! NARUTO ...Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Those whose mails are read out will get something good in return! Where should your missives all go to? Kanna-san, please. KABUTO Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And so we have some announcements here! KABUTO Okay! NARUTO The Naruto Theatrical release information! As you all know, NARUTO is going to become a movie! This movie will have a long and short section - a double feature! How grand! KABUTO Very grand! NARUTO The title for the long tory... I mean, story... Daikatsugeki Yuki-hime Ninpouchou Datte ba yo! (Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!) The short one is NARUTO Theatrical release - Konoha no Satou no Daiundou Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!) I wonder what it'll be about? KABUTO Looking forward to it! NARUTO Yeah! The pre-tickets will be on sale from April 1st onwards! We'll be waiting for you with great riot at the roadshow on August 21st, 2004 tte ba yo! KABUTO And one more announcement! The NARUTO DJ CD! Sorry for the long wait, but the O-! NARUTO Nippon DJ CD Volume 2 will be on sale from March 24th onwards! This time we'll have the ManPa for December, Morikubo Shoutarou-san, who voices Nara Shikamaru and the ManPa for January, Kujira-san, who voices Orochimaru! Besides the conversation that guarantee your laughter, there are also things in the CD that you haven't heard before on air! And that mysterious O-! Shikamaru Nippon which was only aired on Bunka Housou is also in this CD! For first-press early bird buyers we have a beautiful sticker that comes along with it! You'll laugh out loud again and again with this CD! Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2! On sale from March 24th onwards! Please get yours at a CD shop near you! Will I get into a CD too? Will I? Will I? NARUTO Well, if we get this CD to sell lots and lots of copies, of course your parts will become a CD too! So everybody, you have to buy it! KABUTO I see! NARUTO Buy! KABUTO Buy it. NARUTO And so with that, we've come to the end of show in such a short time! Yes! We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well. I really really really want Kanna-san to join us in Music Care! ??? Next week, we'll have the super popular radio drama on air! Don't miss it! So see you again, same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! KABUTO Kanna Nobutoshi! 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