O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 24
15th March, 2004
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi
Mentioned:
Orochimaru - Kujira
Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Uiiiizu!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this
show - Uzumaki Naruto!
And the ManPa who's doing this program together with me is!
KABUTO
Orochimaru-sama, do you remember?
I am Yakushi Kabuto.
And yeah! Good evening!
I'm Kanna Nobutoshi, the voice of Yakushi Kabuto DOESU!!
NARUTO
Pleased to be working with you for the 2nd time!
KABUTO
Very pleased!
NARUTO
I just can't help but wonder WHY is it that seiyuu of bad guys are
all so cheerful?!
KABUTO
Really!
NARUTO
Really!
KABUTO
Kujira-san's really cheerful too, isn't she?
NARUTO
Yes, she is!
KABUTO
She's like... "Hey you! Bad! Down! Down! Don't do it!", huh?
NARUTO
Yes she was!
KABUTO
Or she goes "Hang in there~~!" to you?
NARUTO
I'm sure we're going to get email and postcards that go...
"
Why is Kanna-san so bright and cheerful?"
Or... "Why is he so nice and kind?"
"
Why do all the bad guys have such good voice actors?"
I'm sure we'll get some like these!
KABUTO
We will?
NARUTO
Yes!
KABUTO
Please give them to me!
NARUTO
He's really a good person!
So, the question for today!
What is your favourite kind of food, Kanna-san?
KABUTO
I like curry rice and ramen sold in beachside shops!
NARUTO
You /only/ like ramen sold in beachside shops?
KABUTO
Yes.
NARUTO
It's like...
KABUTO
The salt is good there.
NARUTO
Oh yes. The salt is brought to you by the sway of the wind, huh?
KABUTO
It's delicious... and it's hot there... and you just keep sweating.
NARUTO
Do you always go to the beach?
KABUTO
I don't.
The beach is so crowded during summer!
NARUTO
Well isn't it game over for you if you say things like that?
KABUTO
I like the winter beaches.
NARUTO
...isn't it kind of lonely at beaches in winter?
KABUTO
Try standing in a place with nobody and staring out at nothing.
NARUTO
...alone?!
KABUTO
And go, "I AM SO LONELY!!!!!
LONELY AM I!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY!!!!!"
NARUTO
I am super shocked.
KABUTO
Yup.
NARUTO
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase
accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength!
Listeners are all Academy Students first.
According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin,
Chuunin and Jounin ranks!
If you raise to Jounin, you'll get invited to the studio!
KABUTO
Yay!
NARUTO
So without further delay we shall read out some mails.
Academy Student from Miyagi, Seki Tsumari-san.
Thank you for your mail.
It's a personality quiz.
A ball flies from somewhere and hits you on the head.
KABUTO
Hyuu... CONK!
NARUTO
It wasn't too painful, but you were surprised!
KABUTO
Surprised!
NARUTO
Now then. Where has that ball hit you?
KABUTO
My head!
NARUTO
My... head too.
KABUTO
WE'RE THE SAME!
NARUTO
Like it hit you on the forehead, BANG!
KABUTO
Mine is more like... nearer to the temple... on the right side perspective,
here?
NARUTO
Crash?
KABUTO
Yup.
NARUTO
Now then...
Where the ball has hit you, means that that is the part where you have
a certain hidden secret!
KABUTO
Like I'm heavier on this side of the head or something?
NARUTO
You mean to say there's something wrong with my head?
But that's true.
KABUTO
My head is kind of bad too.
That's why I have to teach myself stuff.
NARUTO
People who have to teach themself stuff are like that, huh?
KABUTO
That's right.
NARUTO
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
KABUTO
Putting on a cute face and going 'Kyu kyu!'?
We're not having a picnic here!
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment
and Showa-Note.
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
It's here... here... finally here!
My match is finally here!
The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru!
I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three.
On sale from Aniplex!
NARUTO
Music... Care...
RECORDED SONG
Itsu no ma ni yara nigiyaka san!
(They're always bustling with liveliness)
NARUTO
This section depends on all you listeners for your caring help while
we make an Ouenka (supporters') song for this program.
It's supposed to be a super three-way mission based on friendship,
hard work and victory.
KABUTO
This... song is... /really/ cool.
NARUTO
What kind of 'cool'?
KABUTO
Well... from a /certain/ point of view...
It exceeds all of mankind's common sense up to now.
It might sell really well!
NARUTO
Really?
KABUTO
Yeah! It might make it!
NARUTO
It might?
KABUTO
It might become something really cool.
NARUTO
I'm so embarrassed...
KABUTO
And here we have a mail that goes like this.
Academy Student from Yokohama - Hyuuga Kibakuri-san.
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.
KABUTO
"
Good evening.
I'm always listening with great pleasure.
By the way, the opening song of Takeuchi-san for the Music Care section
is really popular in my class.
So Takeuchi-san, please write more songs!
We're begging you!"
NARUTO
Well, that's /why/ we're having this section at all!
We're making a song here!
KABUTO
Making a song here!
NARUTO
But I really can't go on with just /that/ song.
So...
That's why I ask the ManPa to help me brainstorm.
But actually this isn't my section anymore.
It's Kanna-san's section.
KABUTO
Who, me?
NARUTO
Yes, you.
KABUTO
Me?
NARUTO
After all, Kanna-san has already taken over my guitar, Ganko-chan.
So Kanna-san shall host this section!
Anyway.
KABUTO
Are you serious?
NARUTO
You can strum well, can't you?
Dishonest guy!
KABUTO
Well I can make the guitar cry a bit, but...
I can't strum!
Do you like Enka?
NARUTO
Enka, you say?
KABUTO
*strums*
NARUTO
Aaa~ Watashi ttara!
(Ooh... I am so...)
KABUTO
Enka is good!
NARUTO
No good!
KABUTO
What about blues?
NARUTO
What do you mean, blues?
KABUTO
*strums*
NARUTO
Ore wa yo... bababa bin!
(I am... bababa bin!)
Choitto choitto choushi ni!
(Getting a little...)
Nochimasete, iei!
(Into this thing! Yay!)
Oh!... something like this?
Wait. Wait.
I just want a nice song.
KABUTO
A nice song.
NARUTO
Whatever will do!
I'd like to hear a song Kanna-san wrote by himself!
KABUTO
A song I wrote?
Lemme see...
What should I sing?
Well, do I just sing it like this?
NARUTO
Go ahead!
KABUTO
Really?
NARUTO
Yes.
KABUTO
Nnn... Iei iei iei~
(Hmm... yea yea yea~)
Mansona... mansona? Chigau de ya!
(Mansona... err, no wait, wrong!)
Masurii paasonaritii...
(The Monthly Personality...)
Kanna Nobutoshi wa...
(Kanna Nobutoshi is...)
Kyou mo maiku ni mukatte...
(Facing the microphone today and...)
Ganbarimasu... waraimasu...
(Trying his best and... smiling his best so...)
Ieieieieieeeeiiiii ieeeieiheeeei~
(Yeaaaa yeah yeah yeah heeeyeah~)
NARUTO
Oh my goodness!!
You've busted my cool-o-meter!
KABUTO
How was mine song?
NARUTO
Super cool!
Onii-chan, you were sho coolz!
KABUTO
I mispronoucned and said mansona instead...
NARUTO
Who cares about mansona! Too coolz!
Why is it that all the ManPa up to now can play the guitar and sing
so well?
KABUTO
Is that so?
NARUTO
Makes me feel so bad.
If you remember, I brought Ganko-chan along with me to the NARUTO anime
studio before when we were recording, once.
KABUTO
Yes you did.
NARUTO
And Kanna-san went, "What's up with that guitar? Is it yours,
Junko-chan?"
And I went, "Yes, although I can't strum it well..."
So you went, "I can't play either! Let me see it please?"
I was like, oh, I've found a friend! And I handed my guitar over.
And it turned out that you could play so well.
You played it so well I was disgusted!
You're not my friend anymore!
I was wrong about you!
Something like that happened once, huh?
KABUTO
But why?!
Be my friend!
NARUTO
But you betrayed me so quickly!
KABUTO
I did?!
NARUTO
You went so high-speed on your strumming!
And it was like... what is this playing! WHAT IS THIS PLAYING?!
KABUTO
But I /really/ don't play /that/ well...
NARUTO
So dishonest!
So anyway, Morikubo-kun is making the song for me.
Morikubo-kun has become the producer, sometime, somewhere, somehow.
KABUTO
He got too involved in it.
NARUTO
Indeed.
And he asked me to practice arpeggio.
KABUTO
Arpeggio.
NARUTO
How should I go about practicing it?
Tell me how, Kanna-san?
KABUTO
First your fingers...
Well, you should use all your fingers but I'm bad with my pinky so
I don't use it.
*strums*
Go by sequence.
NARUTO
Why is it everybody can do it so well?
KABUTO
And once you're seasoned enough with this, you'll be able to do hammering
and pulling off.
You do it like this.
You shape your fingers like a hammer and hammer down.
And you mix it in with your arpeggio.
NARUTO
Coolz...
KABUTO
It gives off a deeper tone, doesn't it?
NARUTO
No... I think that's too advanced for me.
KABUTO
Really?
You know.
Go to the music shop.
And buy a textbook!
You can learn by looking at the textbook alone!
I learnt all of mine by reading the textbook.
NARUTO
Really?
Just by looking at the textbook you can get so good?
KABUTO
They even teach you how to shiver the note.
Like this?
NARUTO
So that means I can do it by using just thumb, index and middle finger?
KABUTO
Maybe!
And then there's the leisurely type of songs like these.
*strum*
NARUTO
So coolz!
Kanna-san is even coolerz than Morikubo-kun at the moment!
So coolzz!
KABUTO
Really?!
I look even cooler than Shourarou?
NARUTO
Cooler! Cooler!
KABUTO
Oh no, I couldn't twist my tongue right and said Shourarou instead.
NARUTO
Shourarou! Better than Shourarou!
KABUTO
Oh yeah!
NARUTO
So! Along this line... I have a request to ask of Kanna-san.
In this Ouenka song, we'll ask all the ManPa to think of a phrase for
the lyrics.
KABUTO
Okay.
NARUTO
We've compiled quite a bit now.
Oh, we'll be eliminating /this/ one though.
So please help think of a phrase... and we'll definitely put it in
the song.
KABUTO
I see!
Here I go!
naru zo naru zo
(I can do it! I can do it!)
hokage ni naruto
(I can become Hokage!)
toida yaiba ga oreru made hodo
(As surely as the sharpened blade pierces!)
NARUTO
Oh my. It sounds like it has a lot of hidden meanings.
KABUTO
Naru zo naru zo hokage ni naruto...
See, we got 'naruto' here!
Toida yaiba ga oreru made... ah wait.
Let's not use yaiba here.
Let's use kunai instead!
Toida kunai ga oreru made.
NARUTO
Thank you so much for treating this so seriously!!
Kanna-san is such a good person!
KABUTO
Well if you really must know, I have more gag-like phrases too!
NARUTO
That's all right! We're not trying to make people /laugh/ here.
KABUTO
...you mean this is a serious section?
NARUTO
Very.
KABUTO
I see.
For gag lyrics... I do have some.
Gama-oyabin ga geero geero (Gama-oyabin's croaking goes geero geero),
or something like that.
NARUTO
Okay, okay, okay.
No! No go!
KABUTO
Aww... no?
NARUTO
That was cool enough! Thank you so much!
KABUTO
Really?
NARUTO
You didn't think it was so cool?
KABUTO
Not at all.
NARUTO
Well then here's a personal request of my own.
The song isn't done yet.
But we'll be singing it eventually, right?
See, Kanna-san is a music-loving guy who's even got computers set up
to make music, right?
Shall we sing together?
Sing together?
KABUTO
Hm... your guitar's a little off-tune.
NARUTO
What's this? What's this?
Trying to change the topic?
Sing together with us?
KABUTO
Ah! It's payday!
NARUTO
Oh! I have go back!
Kanna-san? Kanna-san?
Onii-chan??
Sing with us please?
Just... join in for a while or something?
KABUTO
Well... I'll think about it.
I can't give you an answer immediately.
NARUTO
Aw man, this onii-chan is so damn matured!
Anyway, you'll still be with us for two sessions.
I'll press for your answer during the rest of the shows so!
KABUTO
All right!
NARUTO
We'll definitely use this phrase!
And we're also collecting lyrics from all you listeners out there!
Please give us a hand!
Send in much mail to the Music Care section tte ba yo!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd!
There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up!
A super high-tension dangerous love comedy!
Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1!
On sale from Aniplex!
I'm Anita.
I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita.
Crybaby Anita's exciting drama!
The series is over it's middle stage now!
R.O.D. The TV, DVD.
Hot off the press from Aniplex!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Valentine Sha-nyarou! Special Lucky Draw!
We're going to give all you beloved listeners who have been with us
since the start a special present of gratitude!
It's White Day after all so we have lots of things for the draw!
(White Day is an event one week after Valentine's Day where guys are
expected to return a present to the girl [who must have also given
him a present on Valentine's Day] he likes to express his feelings.
It is apparently a custom practiced only in Japan.)
We have so much mail asking to be in the draw!
As for how much exactly...
*slams mail on table*
KABUTO
Oh, wow!
NARUTO
Really, wow!
Thank you for your mail... it was so hard picking names out from this
whole lot!
So I let Kanna-san do the job.
KABUTO
She said it! She really said it!
NARUTO
Now here's the first!
From Showa-note-san: NARUTO Power Pencils EX 6 in a set - Six people.
Please tell us who won!
KABUTO
Okay!
From Fukuoka, Mayano... Yoshinderu-san?
From Hiratsuka, Nassan.
From Masuda, Icchi-san.
From Sumeya, Narunaru-san.
From Sakai, Macchan-san.
From Miyagi, Nara Shikakku-san!
NARUTO
Congratulations!
KABUTO
Congrats!
NARUTO
Next up!
From Tomi-san: Gamecube software, Gekitou Ninja Taisen 2 - One person.
KABUTO
This one is from Tokyo, Hidaka Eria-san!
NARUTO
Congratulations!
KABUTO
Congrats!
NARUTO
Next one!
From Bandai: Playstation 2 software, Narutimate Hero - One person.
KABUTO
From Chiba, Uesaka Momoko-san!
NARUTO
Congratulations!
KABUTO
Congrats!
NARUTO
And! From Aniplex: DVD NARUTO - First Stage, all 12 Scrolls! - One
person.
KABUTO
This one is from Ishikawa, Katana Midori-san!
NARUTO
Congratulations!
And finally, from Takeuchi Junko: Tomi-san's Evio software - I have
one of it. Thank you for the software. So here's going out to one more
person!
From Tokyo, Miyata Shinichi-kun!
Congratulations!
KABUTO
Congratulations!
NARUTO
Thank you for all your support!
Please continue O-! NARUTO Nippon from now on too!
KABUTO
Please do!
NARUTO
And so!
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast...
And by that I mean... Questions for Kanna-san, stories about Kanna-san,
scandals about Kanna-san and of course-
KABUTO
STOP IT!
NARUTO
...Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc!
Those whose mails are read out will get something good in return!
Where should your missives all go to?
Kanna-san, please.
KABUTO
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
That's naruto@obc1314.com
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
And so we have some announcements here!
KABUTO
Okay!
NARUTO
The Naruto Theatrical release information!
As you all know, NARUTO is going to become a movie!
This movie will have a long and short section - a double feature!
How grand!
KABUTO
Very grand!
NARUTO
The title for the long tory... I mean, story...
Daikatsugeki Yuki-hime Ninpouchou Datte ba yo! (Great Riot! It's the
Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!)
The short one is NARUTO Theatrical release - Konoha no Satou no Daiundou
Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!)
I wonder what it'll be about?
KABUTO
Looking forward to it!
NARUTO
Yeah!
The pre-tickets will be on sale from April 1st onwards!
We'll be waiting for you with great riot at the roadshow on August
21st, 2004 tte ba yo!
KABUTO
And one more announcement!
The NARUTO DJ CD!
Sorry for the long wait, but the O-! NARUTO Nippon DJ CD Volume 2 will
be on sale from March 24th onwards!
This time we'll have the ManPa for December, Morikubo Shoutarou-san,
who voices Nara Shikamaru and the ManPa for January, Kujira-san, who
voices Orochimaru!
Besides the conversation that guarantee your laughter, there are also
things in the CD that you haven't heard before on air!
And that mysterious O-! Shikamaru Nippon which was only aired on Bunka
Housou is also in this CD!
For first-press early bird buyers we have a beautiful sticker that
comes along with it!
You'll laugh out loud again and again with this CD!
Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2!
On sale from March 24th onwards!
Please get yours at a CD shop near you!
Will I get into a CD too? Will I? Will I?
NARUTO
Well, if we get this CD to sell lots and lots of copies,
of course your parts will become a CD too!
So everybody, you have to buy it!
KABUTO
I see!
NARUTO
Buy!
KABUTO
Buy it.
NARUTO
And so with that, we've come to the end of show in such a short time!
Yes! We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well.
I really really really want Kanna-san to join us in Music Care!
???
Next week, we'll have the super popular radio drama on air!
Don't miss it!
So see you again, same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
KABUTO
Kanna Nobutoshi!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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18.February.2005
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