O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 23 8th March, 2004 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Yakushi Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi Mentioned: Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Orochimaru - Kujira Other radio drama cast Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Konohamaru - Ootani Ikue Yamanaka Ino - Yuzuki Ryouka Hyuuga Hinata - Mizuki Nana Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Inuzuka Kiba - Toriumi Kousuke Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou Obasan - ??? ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki Naruto! And we're now in March! Let's introduce our new ManPa for this month along with this postcard here. Academy Student from Chiba - Kachi-san! Thanks for the mail! "Please definitely invite my most favourite Kanna Nobutoshi-san, who voices Kabuto, for the next ManPa! Kanna-san can definitely do a good job for Music Care! (Don't be so nosy! Of course!) So I shall await with anticipation every week!" And that's that! Okay, I got you, Kachi-san. And all of you, who sent mail asking for the same! The ManPa this month is... Kanna Nobutoshi-san, who voices Yakushi Kabuto datte ba yo! KABUTO Orochimaru-sama... I have successfully infiltrated the O-! NARUTO Nippon program as a ManPa. And so, good evening one and all, I'm Kanna Nobutoshi!! YAHOO!! NARUTO Pleased to be learning from you! KABUTO Pleasure's all mine! NARUTO You know... Orochimaru's voice - Kujira-san came to this program before and... Why is it that the seiyuu of bad guys... are all such good people?! KABUTO I have no idea. But I know how you feel. But wait. You don't know if I'm really good or not yet! NARUTO Ah. Right. So I have a question here. KABUTO Whazzat? NARUTO Is Kanna-san /really/ a kind person after all? KABUTO What do you mean, am I /really/?! I /AM/ kind! NARUTO But you see... Yakushi Kabuto has a really kind face too, but he's actually very scary. KABUTO Yes he is. NARUTO So Kanna-san, since you voice him, are you actually very scary too? Everybody is wondering. KABUTO Oh come on. You /know/ that I'm a human made to uplift the masses! Woah! What kind of a human is made to UPLIFT THE MASSES anyway?! NARUTO I know! A helicopter!! KABUTO *makes helicopter sounds* Like real. NARUTO You're so good at this!! KABUTO Enough! NARUTO My first impression of Kanna-san was that... you're such an onii-chan! KABUTO Oh, you make me very happy. NARUTO It's like... you probably would bully me, but... But if I cry or anything you probably would comfort me kindly too! That's the onii-chan image I get from you. Really, it's true. KABUTO Really? I'm glad. I really adore onii-chan type people. NARUTO You do? You already /are/ onii-chan type, though... KABUTO For example, like... when I see people like Shoutarou? Or when I see people like Junko-chan. I feel like I want to pamper them to death! NARUTO Pamper me! KABUTO Let me pamper you! NARUTO Please pamper me! KABUTO But in exchange remember to hang out once in a while with oji-san here! NARUTO Oji-san? But I called you /onii-san/ only just now... Anyway, you have a message from the previous ManPa, Seki Toshihiko-san, who voices Iruka-sensei. Let's listen to it. IRUKA Aah. Thanks for your hard work. We both were called back to do an anime for a game we last did ten years ago. All of us didn't change that much, but... Your voice /really/ never changed at all! Your voice is still so young and casual and basically great. What's the oketsu... no, not oketsu (oketsu = impure blood). What's the hiketsu (secret formula) for your young sounding voice? Please tell us in this O-! NARUTO Nippon program. Thank you. NARUTO So how do you get the impure blood for your young sounding voice? KABUTO My impure blood? Young sounding voice? Well if you smoke one pack of cigarette a day... Maybe you'll get impure blood? Okay, no, don't do that! It's really bad for your health, okay? Anyway, please be responsible for your own voice. NARUTO You have one more message. Morikubo Shoutarou-kun came as a special guest and left a message for you as well, so let's take a listen. SHIKAMARU Nobutoshi-san. I'm going. I really am going. So yeah... I'm going, so... Please tell me which day's good. KABUTO I understand... NARUTO What are you both up to? KABUTO Well, you see... Shoutarou... He has this desktop music thingie going on... It's like, making music with your computer. Anyway he got involved in it first. So I thought, hey, I wanna do this too! I got all my hardware ready, but I still lack something to complete the setup. So I asked Shoutarou to help me out for this. I asked him to come my house to look at it, when he was free. But for a long time our schedules just made it unable for us to meet up. I also did not leave my contact behind for him so... I'm so sorry, Shoutarou. I'm really really sorry! NARUTO He really wanted to go over. KABUTO He did? Well, do you want to come over with him as well? NARUTO Ah... but I have bad affinity with Shoutarou-kun, so I'll go on a separate occasion or something! KABUTO DOKAN!! (sfx for being shocked) NARUTO Dokan! In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength datte ba yo! You are all Academy Students at first. According to how much your mail is read, you will raise to Genin, Chuunin and Jounin! KABUTO Oh my! NARUTO And if you become Jounin! KABUTO What? NARUTO You get invited the studio. KABUTO NO WAY!! FOR REAL?! NARUTO Cool, huh?! KABUTO Seriously?! I wanna write a postcard in now! NARUTO Cool! But your mail has to be read out at least 30 times first. KABUTO Or wait. I already /am/ in the studio now. NARUTO Yeah! Please don't suddenly appear in the studio as a listener! KABUTO Sorry! NARUTO Now, we shall have our Ore no Nindou, Watashi no Nindou section! Let me begin. Academy Student from Tokyo, Tannenmaru-san's Nindou! "Young veggies or bread for breakfast! This is Watashi no Nindou Datte ba yo!" Oh my. I can feel maternal love overflowing here. Young veggies or bread... KABUTO Young veggies or bread... NARUTO Not a normal meal! KABUTO Young veggies are delicious, aren't they? NARUTO Very! KABUTO But when I was young I only got to eat young veggies during the new year. NARUTO ...suddenly I'm very interested in your family background. KABUTO Okay! NARUTO Kanna-san, your turn. KABUTO Here I go. Academy Student from Saitama, Shiratamaru's Nindou! "When I throw trash into the trash can, I will toss it in from at least 2 metres away! This is Watashi no Nindou Datte ba yo!" NARUTO Hey... KABUTO She doesn't put it in. She tosses it. So cute. But we often do things like these, eh? NARUTO Yeah, we do! KABUTO Like for example, orange skin... or empty cans? You'd toss it too, right? I'd go like this... tei-re-re-re dei-re-re-re... Deretterettere! Deretterettere! Shoot! Burrrn!!... like that. NARUTO You even have a song for it?! KABUTO Once it goes in it's like it goes "WAAAH!" like it has residue aura coming out... NARUTO I do that too, but.. But I didn't make up such a burning hot song for it. From today onwards I shall sing it. Tei-re-re-re tei-re-re-re... Shoot! Burn... like that? KABUTO Yup. NARUTO I'll do it. KABUTO And then if it goes in... "WAAH!!" Yup. NARUTO ...living alone sure gets lonely. KABUTO It sounds stupid but it may be quite fun! NARUTO And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! KABUTO I guess I could give all you adorable listeners a nugget of information or two. On this program only, though! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. NARUTO We'll have the super popular radio drama after the commercials! Remember to write in what you think of it! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're through the second stage! The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo! It's here... here... finally here! My match is finally here! The opponents are Kiba and Akamaru! I'll use my new skill to win this, no problem! NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Three. On sale on March 10th from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! KONOHAMARU Hmm... The more I hear about him... Naruto no nii-chan really lives up to his name. He is the man worthy of being my rival! IRUKA Now /how/ in the world did all of that qualify to be rival-like stories? KONOHAMARU Iruka-sensei... have you anymore? IRUKA Once Konohamaru gets started on Naruto, he gets really engrossed. KONOHAMARU More!! Radio Drama NARUTO - Chapter Three A Trial to the Death! NARUTO Almost there... I'm not going to lose today! I'll attack with full force before Sasuke can even move! SASUKE Naruto's definitely going to start first. It'll be difficult meeting him head-on. SHIKAMARU He who moves first, wins... I'll go along with him. CHOUJI Here it comes... IRUKA Then, we'll stop at this part for today- NARUTO GO GO GO!! SASUKE See if I let you! NARUTO Danger! Ino! Get away from there! INO Ouch! Where were you looking?! NARUTO Idiot! Shut up and go away! INO What?! Aah! Sasuke-kun! All right... I'm not going to let this chance off without doing anything! Sasuke-kun... Naruto knocked into me all of a sudden... it was so painful! SASUKE You're in my way! Go away! INO Why... Why didn't my sexiness have any effect at all?! Mortifying!! NARUTO Dammit... They're coming closer and closer... They can overtake me if they want to already... but... What the hell are these guys thinking? SHIKAMARU You really don't know what that Naruto'll do to you if you have your back against him, so... KIBA We have to keep this distance until we can see the destination! NARUTO All right! Just 20 metres away! Now!! SHIKAMARU This is the right distance to break through! KIBA All right, it's mine! SASUKE You're all not going to do as you please! NARUTO Now- GEH!! IRUKA Naruto!! I thought I always told you never to run along the corridors?! And you left the classroom without saying goodbye! NARUTO irukasensei... letmego... IRUKA I thought I told you to stand in the back until I said you can go? NARUTO illapologise... illapologiseallyouwantlater... sopleaseletmegonowplease!! IRUKA You're always just all-talk! SASUKE Oba-san! One pork chops plus lard and one aburasoba (cream buckwheat) bread and milk! NARUTO Ah! Sasuke! YOU!! OBASAN All right. Pork chops plus lard and one aburasoba bread and milk. And some love from oba-chan! *smooch* I won't let you off if you leave any unfinished! SASUKE ... Don't add stuff I never asked for! NARUTO Damn! Damn! Let me go!! KIBA Oba-chan! Aburasoba bread and orange juice for me! SHIKAMARU I'll take one of that as well. CHOUJI Five of that for me! OBASAN All right. Thanks for the business! *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* NARUTO DAMMIT ALL! All because of Iruka-sensei my aburasoba bread is!! IRUKA Sorry, sorry! Don't cry! I'll give you a treat. NARUTO Really? YEAH!! IRUKA Excuse me! One aburasoba bread- OBASAN No more! It's all sold out to those kids just now! It's the number one popular bread in this canteen after all! IRUKA Is there anything... left? OBASAN Vegetables and the special sandwiches which has all my love put into it. IRUKA Then, I'll take- NARUTO No!! I don't want 'em... I'd rather not eat if I have to eat vegetables... Iruka-sensei, you IDIOT!! IRUKA Oh my... He really is angry now... INO You're so slow! I was waiting for you to eat our lunch together! Sasuke-kun is such a shy-shy boy! SASUKE Lemme go! SAKURA Hey, Ino! Get away from Sasuke-kun! INO Oh, and I was wondering who it was. So it's the big-forehead girl! SAKURA What did you say?! Sasuke-kun! Let's not bother about people like her and go over /there/ to have our lunch! INO Sasuke-kun is /mine/! SASUKE Hey. BOTH Yes, Sasuke-kun? SASUKE You both. Are. Annoying. NARUTO Hey, you guys! Hand my aburasoba bread over! KIBA When the hell did it become yours? And I already ate it! NARUTO Spit it out!! KIBA How the hell am I supposed to do that?! SASUKE It's your loss for not being able to buy it, usuratonkachi. NARUTO WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! CHOUJI I'm not handing any one of mine over to you. SHIKAMARU Darnit. Can't you at least let us have lunch in peace? HINATA Na... Naruto-kun... if it's all right with you, you can take half of my lunchbox- NARUTO Sorry, Hinata. That's not the problem here. This is a man's fight. CHOUJI Don't get so fired up. You'll get hungry like this. NARUTO Shut up! It's all your fault for buying five so that there's no more for me! You fatty! CHOUJI Eh? What did you say? I didn't quite hear you just now. SHIKAMARU Idiot! That word's a taboo for Chouji! NARUTO I'll say it as many times as you like. Fatty! Fatty! Big fatty-chan! CHOUJI I'm not fat! I'm just big-boned!! Respect for big-bones!! SHIKAMARU Oh no. He snapped. IRUKA Guess I did something bad to Naruto. But I got her to make one more aburasoba bread for him... I guess we can patch things up like this. Hey, Naruto! Sorry for just now! I got you your aburasoba bread- CHOUJI Baika no Jutsu!! IRUKA What the-!? Wait wait wait... WAIT A MINUTE!! That's... that's enough, you bumbling baboons... ALL OF YOU STAY BACK AND CLEAN UP THE PLACE FOR PUNISHMENT!!!! ALL Yes... Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd! There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up! A super high-tension dangerous love comedy! Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1! On sale from Aniplex! I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. That was quite an interesting drama, wasn't it? KABUTO Oh yeah! It was so relaxing and everything! NARUTO Join us next time, Kanna-san! KABUTO I will! NARUTO We'll definitely include Kabuto next time! KABUTO Please do! NARUTO So we're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course by that we mean questions for Kanna-san! We also take Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! If your mail gets read you will get something good! Where should your missives all go to? Kanna-san, please! KABUTO Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com Please send mail in! NARUTO If your mail gets read you'll raise to Genin, Chuunin and Jounin accordingly! Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here we have some announcements! Kanna-san, please! KABUTO Yes! Information about the NARUTO movie! All of you should know that NARUTO is going to be a movie! This movie is going to have two grand sections - one long and one short! The title for the long part is NARUTO Theatrical release - Daikatsugeki Yuki-hime Ninpouchou Datte ba yo! (Great Riot! It's the Snow-Princess' Ninpou Scroll datte ba yo!) The short one is NARUTO Theatrical release - Konoha no Satou no Daiundou Kai! (The Hidden Leaf's Great Sports Meet!) Look forward to what kind of a theatrical experience you'll be getting! Also, we are selling pre-tickets for the movie in all box offices now! The first 5... 50... 50,000! It's fifty-thousand! The first fifty-thousand to get the tickets will get an original watch - the Narutch as a present! NARUTO It's a very cute watch. KABUTO Indeed. NARUTO There is the Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi version. If you really want to see it, then buy the pre-tickets! KABUTO I want one too! Really looking forward to it! But the Narutch is limited! So please hurry! The NARUTO movie roadshow will be on the roads 21st August, 2004 during the summer vacation! NARUTO We're waiting for you with great riot tte ba yo! I have one more announcement here. KABUTO Okay. NARUTO The 2nd radio DJ CD for O-! NARUTO Nippon is going on sale! We're having Shikamaru's seiyuu Morikubo Shoutarou-kun and Orochimaru's seiyuu Kujira-san recorded in this CD! KABUTO Wow! NARUTO The first-press edition includes a sticker! Radio DJ CD O-! NARUTO Nippon Volume 2 is going on sale on March 24th! KABUTO Woah! NARUTO And yet one more announcement! KABUTO Yeah! NARUTO Saturday March 27th to Sunday March 28th! If you go the Pierrot booth in the National Anime Fair 2004 in Tokyo Big Side, we'll be having a NARUTO event there! KABUTO YAAY! NARUTO On both Saturday and Sunday, I, Takeuchi Junko, who voices Naruto, will be there as guest! We're also planning to have an event that you won't see anywhere else in that Fair on both days! Please check for the details in the Pierrot homepage, events section! The doors are opened on Saturday March 27th to Sunday March 28th! The event place is Tokyo Big Side, East, Hall 4-5! Everybody, a small favour I ask! Please attend! KABUTO Yay! NARUTO Yes! We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well. Kanna-san, you're the ManPa next week as well! Pleased to be working with you again! KABUTO Pleasure's all mine! NARUTO So see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and... KABUTO Kanna Nobutoshi! 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