O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 21 23rd February, 2004 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Mentioned: Orochimaru - Kujira Other Radio Drama cast: Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie Konohamaru - Ootani Ikue Hyuuga Hinata - Mizuki Nana Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Inuzuka Kiba - Toriumi Kousuke Akimichi Chouji - Itou Kentarou ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki Naruto! And the ManPa who's on the program together with me is this person, whom you must already know... The person who I may really respect, huh? This sensei! Iruka-sensei's voice, Seki Toshihiko-san! IRUKA *blows the recorder completely off tune* Ah, darn, it doesn't work. Yes. I'm Seki Toshihiko, the voice of Iruka. NARUTO That was so cute, sensei. It's over already? Thanks for that sweet song. IRUKA I'm not too well today. NARUTO Not too well? Well, today, today! It's your last round today so are you okay doing this feeling not so well? IRUKA I'm okay. NARUTO You're okay. You know, today's the last time for you already, right? I have just this one mail I must clear before we finish the show. The Wig! We received a lot of mail regarding this. "Seki-san, what does it mean that you look good with wigs? What does it mean? Are you... are you bald... ?" So many people asked... IRUKA Oh, it's because of Kujira-san's comment? NARUTO Yes that's right. IRUKA Well, I'm quite suitable for wigs because... I guess... the shape of my head... Maybe the shape is good for wigs? NARUTO Why? IRUKA You see... what's important for wig-wearing is that... It has a certain shape it goes well with so, really... There are some people who can put it on easily and some who can't. If you had to mess up your original head to put it on, then you'd have to try to fix it back later... and... yeah, it doesn't work. NARUTO You only wore wigs for your stage plays at first? IRUKA Yes. I'm wearing a wig now too. Shall I take it off? NARUTO Wha.. what?! No, don't take it off! It's not like you're bald or anything... You have a small face, right? IRUKA You... NARUTO Clean and well-shaven. IRUKA No, nothing of that sort. I have a large face. NARUTO What?! It's not! IRUKA Jun-chan is the one who has a small face! NARUTO I have a small body too. IRUKA No no, that's not how it goes... NARUTO No! Seki-san really has a small face! That's why they say you look good in wigs. I wonder if everybody actually get what we're saying? IRUKA It's got a certain charm here... NARUTO And anyway we'll talk about wigs next time too. IRUKA Ah, you see, a lot of people don't know that I also do period dramas on stage. A wig? What? You mean like Tomoni-san? A lot of people said that to me. But that's not it. NARUTO Of course not. It was just for the play. You're going to act in a stage play again too, right? IRUKA Yes. NARUTO We'll hear about it next time. Next time? Sheesh, but today's the last time! Then, let's introduce some Nindou from everybody today! IRUKA Okay! NARUTO From me first! Academy Student from Chiba, Piitan Burazzu-san's Nindou! "When I wake up at 6:30AM every morning, I must tell my younger brother a lie! This is Ore no Nindou Datte ba yo!" Why? Why? IRUKA What does he mean, tell a lie? NARUTO Of course he means... "Hey, it's nine o'clock already! Wake up!!" Something like that? IRUKA Is... is she an onee-san? NARUTO It's a boy. IRUKA A boy but he must lie to his younger brother? NARUTO Yes. "Oh look, you got a lot of chocolates!" Or something like that? IRUKA That's so cute. NARUTO It is it is. I wonder how old is this younger brother. If he's just less than a year younger won't they get into a fight? IRUKA That's right... NARUTO But it's still so cute. IRUKA Just like an onee-chan whom the young ones rely on! NARUTO Still cute. I think the younger brother's reaction would be cute too. Then let's have one more. IRUKA Academy Student from Nara, Shikacchi-san's Nindou! "I definitely will eat the tail of the fried prawn!! This is Ore no Nindou Datte ba yo!" NARUTO He does. IRUKA If I eat tails of seafood, I usually get a stomachache. It bloats and stuff, yeah. NARUTO Really? IRUKA Don't you get it too? NARUTO We don't usually eat fried prawns in my house... IRUKA I see. NARUTO But it means that the tail of the prawn is edible too? IRUKA It... doesn't really go that way for me. It doesn't sound all that healthy either! If I eat fried prawns I usually give the tail to my cat. NARUTO Are you /sure/ you should do that? IRUKA Hm... they do say that you can't give such things to cat from since a long time ago, right? NARUTO I've never heard about that, though. IRUKA But there are so many things that they say you shouldn't give cats. NARUTO Yes! So many! Like octopus, pork... IRUKA Onions! NARUTO Onions too! Doesn't that mean that you shouldn't give prawn tails?? IRUKA You may be right! NARUTO Oh dear, you did something so bad. IRUKA Ah, they say you shouldn't give them oily stuff. NARUTO No no, you can't! They'll turn into monster cats! IRUKA And prawn tails have oil... Oh no! I did something terrible! Oh no!! NARUTO And with that oh no... let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! IRUKA What are you doing??! We're in the middle of a broadcast!! Hurry up and gather around the radio already!!! NARUTO Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. After the commercials we'll have the popular Radio Drama datte ba yo! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're through the second stage! The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo! The matches are growing more intense. Shino, Kankurou... and then finally! Sakura-chan's match with Ino is coming up! NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Two. On sale now from Aniplex! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! KONOHAMARU Naruto no nii-chan was lousy not just in his studies... In his Bunshin no Jutsu as well? IRUKA He failed the graduation examination three times because of that. KONOHAMARU Heheh... this could be a good chance for me to find nii-chan's weakness! So, so... tell me more, please? What else happened? IRUKA Hm? Let's see... Radio Drama NARUTO - Chapter Two It's A Lesson on Survival! IRUKA So, if you use this formula here, you'll be able to solve the question easily. This'll come out in the test, got that? NARUTO So, so! I'll just remember that formula! If I do that I won't get zero points anymore, right? IRUKA Stupid thing. I didn't say it for that purpose. NARUTO You didn't have to use that tone of voice... You didn't have to use that tone of voice... IRUKA All right. The next question... Sasuke! Try to solve it. SASUKE x equals 339. IRUKA Yes. Correct! SAKURA Sasuke-kun is cool today too! NARUTO Sakura-chan's eyes are becoming hearts... I won't lose... All right, shall I use /that/ method? IRUKA Then the next question... Sakura. SAKURA 10,000,000 over 317. IRUKA Correct! SAKURA Yeah! INNER SAKURA Sha-nyarou! NARUTO Aah!! Damn! Damn!! I KNEW the answer to THAT one. I wonder WHY Iruka-sensei DIDN'T call ME to answer?? IRUKA Oh? Naruto? You knew the answer to that one? NARUTO Absolutely did! I can do things when I need to do 'em too! That was great! I wonder if Sakura-chan sees me in a new light now? IRUKA Is that so... Naruto? Well, since this is such a rare occasion, would you like to try the next question? NARUTO Eh? That-That's all right... IRUKA A left the house 15 minutes earlier but B caught up with A. If A travelled at a speed of 100 metres per minute and B at a speed of 300 metres per minute, how much time did it take for B to catch up with A? NARUTO Eh... well, that's... Err... IRUKA What's wrong? You can do things when you need to do 'em too, right? NARUTO Oh no... if this goes on I'll become so uncool! HINATA Naruto-kun... The answer is... 7 minutes 30 seconds later... NARUTO Really? Lucky! I don't know what the heck but thank you, Hinata! IRUKA Hey! Answer the question, Naruto! NARUTO Huh-huh! The answer is 7 minutes and 30 seconds later! IRUKA What did you say... NARUTO What? His reaction is different from expected... Did Hinata lie to me?! IRUKA Correct! NARUTO What the heck... You really made me sweat there. IRUKA Then. /How/ did that happen? NARUTO Eh? Well... that's... Err... HINATA Naruto-kun... do your best! NARUTO Err... It's because B used hard work and determination to rush all the way forward!! IRUKA I thought as much. Naruto, stand at the back until I release you. NARUTO Why!? IRUKA And Hinata! If you're really thinking for Naruto then don't tell him the answer! HINATA Sorry... IRUKA Listen up, all of you! What would you do if this was a real test? You're not going to get away with a "I can't calculate the answer"! ... Where are you looking, Shikamaru?! SHIKAMARU The clouds are so good... so free... IRUKA I have to do something to make this guy get serious... All right, Shikamaru. Come out to the board to solve this problem. SHIKAMARU ... That's so troublesome... IRUKA And! Since teamwork is important for ninjas, until Shikamaru solves the problem, this lesson will not end - it's part of group responsiblity! CHOUJI Do I have to miss my lunch because of Shikamaru? I'll get angry! NARUTO Yeah!! You, hurry up and get out there and do it! SHIKAMARU Dammit... looks like I've no choice... SAKURA Shikamaru stood up! That's really rare. SHIKAMARU Ninpou... Kagemane no Jutsu! IRUKA My body... That boy... he caught my shadow! SHIKAMARU If you join the diagonal lines A and B together... The answer is 40 centimetres square. I'm done, sensei. NARUTO Oh wow... Iruka-sensei solved the problem by himself! So strange! IRUKA ... he thinks it's too troublesome to even come out to the front?! I had too much openings! You really can't let your guard down against this guy! SHIKAMARU Well? Did I get it right? IRUKA Shikamaru... SHIKAMARU I mean, of course I'd get a question like this right. You don't have to praise me. IRUKA Who's praising you, you stupid thing?! You, stand at the back too!! NARUTO Lousy!! You have to stand too! SHIKAMARU You! Speak for yourself! CHOUJI That's why, you should have just done it properly from the start. SHIKAMARU Shut up, Chouji! KIBA Yeah! And what have you been munching on since just now? It's so damned oily! I can't take it anymore! NARUTO Yeah! I'm getting sick just looking at you! Ugh! CHOUJI Oh, this flavour's delicious too! NARUTO Hey! Listen to me!! Now I'll have to use my whole strength to stop you... CHOUJI AAH! What're you doing! That's mine! NARUTO Just let go already! HEY!! KIBA Oops. This is really bad. SHIKAMARU I don't know anything. IRUKA All of you... NARUTO I... Iruka-sensei? We didn't do it on purpose... CHOUJI Ah... what a pity... I wonder if it still can be eaten... IRUKA We're in the middle of a lesson, flaming idiots!! Change in schedule! We're doing a revision test on Henge no Jutsu. EVERYBODY LINE UP!!! COMMERCIAL The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd! There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up! It's also got the new single Fake Star by me, Shindou Shuuichi! A super high-tension dangerous love comedy! Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1! On sale from Aniplex! I'm Anita. I'm the best, but anyway, I'm Anita. Crybaby Anita's exciting drama! The series is over it's middle stage now! R.O.D. The TV, DVD. Hot off the press from Aniplex! NARUTO Yes, this is sudden, but... Question Corner for Seki-san! Woah! IRUKA Okay okay. NARUTO When we asked people to tell us more about Seki-san, we received a lot of mail from everybody regarding it! IRUKA Bring it on!! NARUTO Bring it on! Then, let's go! Academy Student Rio-san. Thank you for your mail. IRUKA Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "Both of you talked about your characteristics last week. I have an image of Seki-san in that his ecchi-ness multiples in his conversations when he has a drop too much." Is that true? IRUKA No, of course no! That's only, that's only because I wanted to... let the people around me... have a bit more fun? Fanservice, I suppose? But of course, some people will think, "Ah, so /that's/ really what he's like"! I guess it's like killing two birds with one stone. You're laughing now. NARUTO My goodness. I didn't think you could turn something like this into your favour! IRUKA But it's really true. It's good to talk ecchi. If you're someone who wants to achieve the true essence of human nature, then you must talk ecchi. If you do that, it helps in your interpersonal relationships... NARUTO I see. That's true... IRUKA But... if it becomes something like sexual harassment, then that's not too good. NARUTO So, Seki-san may talk about ecchi a lot, but he doesn't do ecchi, really. IRUKA Don't make me laugh. Who the hell is that? NARUTO One more mail! IRUKA Okay, here we have... Academy Student from Sagamiharashi, Kasuka Rankuru-san? "I'm completely in love with Iruka-sensei while listening to the radio and watching NARUTO anime. I have a request. What kind of girls do the both of you think Iruka-sensei would like? Please tell me." She says it's... okay for Seki-san to reply... NARUTO Then let's treat this as... what kind of girls Seki-san thinks Iruka-sensei would like? IRUKA Wha-what?? Are you sure you can take my word for it? NARUTO That's okay! IRUKA Is that so? If it was me... well... Iruka-sensei... if I had to think about someone he could be in love with... Then I'd say it'd be... someone who's very... instructor-like? Someone who's like... organised? That's the kind of girl I think he'd be going out with. Someone who really gives off teacher-vibes. Of course Iruka-sensei is something like that too, but I think the other party must be a brisk and busy girl as well. NARUTO Someone who's very independant? IRUKA If I had to give it a form... Probably someone like Oobai Shimoto-san? Something like that. NARUTO Then, by the way, what are the kind of girls you like, Seki-san? IRUKA Umhm? NARUTO Umhm? IRUKA Ehheh? NARUTO Ehheh? IRUKA Wha... What should I say? NARUTO Well, I don't know, just reply honestly? Seki-san's... IRUKA Uwehhuh? NARUTO Uwehhuh? IRUKA That's... NARUTO That's that's that's? IRUKA But that's... so sudden! NARUTO That's because I asked it all of a sudden. IRUKA We didn't prepare for this beforehand! I... NARUTO I just thought I'd ask. IRUKA I think... I would prefer someone calm and quiet. NARUTO I see. Not someone like me, right? IRUKA No no, you know, you said it and I was thinking of accepting it but... I think it's a bit rude for me to do that. NARUTO Yes it is. It's rude for you to say it that way. You like someone calm and quiet. IRUKA That's right. NARUTO Someone like Yamato Nadeshiko? (yamato nadeshiko is a name given to someone who is the personification of the perfect wife) IRUKA I guess so. NARUTO A girl who really looks good in kimonos? Who has a sexy neck? IRUKA Aah, there you said it! NARUTO Now we're getting into the more lewd parts. A girl who appears and disappears? IRUKA I just like someone who has a strong heart. NARUTO I see. Speaking of Yamato Nadeshiko, she has a strong heart and a soft chest. IRUKA What the hell are you drawing on that paper?! NARUTO This is what she looks like. IRUKA What is that?! Is that a real thing?? NARUTO This is what she looks like. And we end this section still not understanding anything about Seki-san. Anyway we were talking about your stage play just now. You're having a play this coming May, right? IRUKA That's right. I had a play with Touda Keiko-san and various other people before. I guest-starred there. We're going to do a period drama stage play again this time. NARUTO Wig? Wig? IRUKA Yes. I think I'll be wearing a wig this time too. This time we also have Koyama Mami-san as guest, of course I will be guest starring as well, and Kujira-san too. It's going to be from May 15th to May 23rd, the small hall 3 in Tokyo Theatre Hall. The pre-tickets go on sale from March 15th so please check out the Theatre Hall. The number of the hall is 0484422187. Tickets on sale from March 15th. NARUTO Yes. I'll go watch it too. IRUKA Oh, pleased to be performing then! NARUTO We've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Those whose mail gets read out will get something good! Where should your missives all go to? Seki-san, please! IRUKA Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And so, the ManPa for March we're all so concerned about... It's the voice of Kabuto - Kanna Nobutoshi-san! Seki-san, so please leave a message for Kanna-san. IRUKA Aah. Thanks for your hard work. We both were called back to do an anime for a game we last did ten years ago. All of us didn't change that much, but... Your voice /really/ never changed at all! Your voice is still so young and casual and basically great. What's the oketsu... no, not oketsu (oketsu = impure blood). What's the hiketsu (secret formula) for your young sounding voice? Please tell us in this O-! NARUTO Nippon program. Thank you. NARUTO I want to know too! But Seki-san, you have a young-sounding voice too. IRUKA I'm just making it up. NARUTO No way! Really? And so with that, thank you so much for this one month, Seki-san. IRUKA Thank you very much! NARUTO I say this every time but really, this is not enough! This is just not enough! So please drop by again. IRUKA But... will this program last that long? NARUTO Don't say that. It'll last. It'll last. IRUKA Let it last! Let it last! NARUTO Let it last! Let it last! IRUKA Right! NARUTO Then see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! IRUKA Seki Toshihiko! 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