O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 20
16th February, 2004
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Kyu kyu!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Uiisu!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show
- Uzumaki Naruto!
And the ManPa who's on the program together with me is this person!
IRUKA
Everybody from the Academy!
Have you gotten a lot of chocolates from the girls?
And are you burning up with anticipation for White Day next week?
And and! Does anybody know... what the surname of me, Iruka-sensei,
is?!?!
I'm Seki Toshihiko, the voice of Iruka.
NARUTO
This is your third time! Pleased to have you with us!
IRUKA
Pleased to be here!
NARUTO
Then let's read one mail out here.
Academy Student from Chiba, Renryuushin-san.
Thank you for your mail.
"Seki-san, Takeuchi-san good evening!"
IRUKA
Good evening!
NARUTO
Good evening!
"It was Valentine's Day on 14th February!
Seki-san, have you gotten your chocolates from Takeuchi-san yet?"
IRUKA
Oh yes, I have.
A big one at that.
NARUTO
A big one.
But I haven't given you anything yet.
IRUKA
Whaa?
NARUTO
But I brought it along.
IRUKA
You really brought something?
NARUTO
Here you go, Seki-san!
IRUKA
Thank you!
NARUTO
Happy Valentine Day!
IRUKA
Oh wow!
NARUTO
Now please say it properly.
That you /have/ gotten the chocolates.
IRUKA
Eh. Yeah. Wha... are these chocolates?
NARUTO
Yes they are.
IRUKA
It's true.
I really got some chocolates!
NARUTO
You really got them!
IRUKA
I'm really happy.
NARUTO
I really gave them to you.
Chocolates wrapped with blue wrapping paper.
IRUKA
May I open it?
NARUTO
You don't have to.
You can enjoy it later when you get back home.
IRUKA
Thank you.
Then I'll have these as the whole year's...
NARUTO
The whole year's what??
The whole year's what???
Anyway, let's go with the show.
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase
accordingly.
In other words, it's a selection test based on your strength datte ba
yo!
All of you are candidates for graduation in the Academy.
According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin,
Chuunin and Jounin ranks!
If you become Jounin you'll be invited to the studio!
Now let's read some mails out without delay!
IRUKA
Me first?
Academy Student from Saitama, Takeshita Satomi-san!
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.
IRUKA
"Takeuchi-san Seki-san good evening!"
NARUTO
Good evening!
IRUKA
"When my otou-san heard your ensemble during the Music Care section...
'Stop this dissonance!!', he said, and turned the radio off.
I wasn't even able to make any excuse for it!"
NARUTO
Was it really so out of tune?
IRUKA
I guess so.
NARUTO
Is that so?
IRUKA
At least...
If there's someone trying to use that tune we have, the radio'll get
switched off immediately.
NARUTO
The next time we do an ensemble, let's do something that won't let the
radio be turned off, okay?
IRUKA
That's right.
NARUTO
Something cooler.
IRUKA
Of course.
NARUTO
Of course.
IRUKA
Didn't you practice?
NARUTO
I didn't.
IRUKA
What?!
NARUTO
I will. I will. I really will.
IRUKA
I never practiced either though.
NARUTO
Let's practice.
The next time you come...
IRUKA
Wha??
Next time?!
How many years down the road will it be?
NARUTO
How about... next next time?
IRUKA
I'd be a jiji (old man) by then...
NARUTO
Since Seki-san is a boy, do you have any memories of your Valentine,
or something to do with chocolates?
IRUKA
Well, I don't really like chocolates so...
Just my personal preference.
But since I'm in this line I do get a lot of chocolates...
Of course I accept them with great gratitude.
But I go home and... give them to my son or daughter.
I use them to have a nice family dinner.
NARUTO
But from the viewpoint of your children, they would be like, 'I got
some chocolates from otou-san!!', and be happy?
IRUKA
It looks like they were.
NARUTO
I was something like this too.
IRUKA
Really.
NARUTO
Really.
Even if they're obligatory-chocolates.
I'd be like, 'I got them from otou-san!'
So the important part is still who gives--
IRUKA
Now I'm thinking in my body... I mean, in my head... sheesh why is my
body appearing in my topics of conversation lately.
What's in my head is that... it's been really seriously great in these
recent times!
NARUTO
What's been?
IRUKA
Returning the chocolate debt.
NARUTO
You mean like, triple return?
IRUKA
I mean, it's for the return that the girls give the chocolates to the
guys.
But the economy's been in a slump lately, right?
NARUTO
Well... because the Japanese economy is a bit down at the moment...
I don't think that happens.
If you had to return three times the normal amount the boys wouldn't
return anything at all!
IRUKA
Isn't that just because they don't like you?
NARUTO
No it's not!
IRUKA
Is that so?
NARUTO
In many cases when the girls don't give it out of obligatory reasons...
IRUKA
Don't give it out of whaa??
NARUTO
Even when it's not obligatory the boys don't really give things back!
I hear about it all the time from my friends.
You really got a three-times return back?
Then it's like, they get a Mashimaro or some candy in return and that's
that.
IRUKA
So it really is like that out in the society nowadays!
NARUTO
That's right.
So sad.
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
IRUKA
All of you in front of the radio now...
... are outstanding listeners that I have acknowledged!!
NARUTO
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This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment
and Showa-Note.
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
We're through the second stage!
The DVD series is more powered up now datte ba yo!
The matches are growing more intense.
Shino, Kankurou... and then finally! Sakura-chan's match with Ino is
coming up!
NARUTO Second Stage, DVD Scroll Two.
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Narikiri Henge no Jutsu! (Compete Change! It's the Henge no Jutsu!)
And now, the monthly personality Seki-san and I will compete against
each other with a Henge no Jutsu.
We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the
pile, and see who does the better complete change.
In addition! On the part of the person who loses, as one unit of training
he'll have to do the Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy no Jutsu).
Do you understand, Seki-san?
IRUKA
What a great section.
NARUTO
That's right.
Then since we have no time, let's choose the Henge quickly.
Seki-san, choose please.
IRUKA
Draw from here?
NARUTO
That's right.
IRUKA
It's showing up here so I can see what's written...
NARUTO
Don't look, don't look.
Flip it over...
Now, which one?
IRUKA
Then... this one.
NARUTO
Yes! Now let's see.
A midnight drunk.
Please change into that.
IRUKA
Aah...
NARUTO
Aah?
Now, please think.
IRUKA
We have no more time, right?
NARUTO
We don't.
IRUKA
I have to do this anyway?
NARUTO
Then Seki-san, please do the Henge no Jutsu immediately.
Please.
IRUKA
Midnight drunk...
NARUTO
Ah, wait.
You have to say Henge.
Or you won't be able to transform.
IRUKA
I was about to say it.
NARUTO
I'm sorry I'm sorry!!
Please!
IRUKA
A midnight drunk.
HENGE!
Neee... Imma not... drunk...
Frrmmm Oozzasakaa... you....
Eatttzz moreee, meee... wrrronggzz!!
NARUTO
Was that Seki-san?
IRUKA
No! It's more of an Oosaka... you know, the accent.
NARUTO
Not just in Oosaka they speak like that.
IRUKA
Yes, that's true...
But this Henge... can be someone besides Seki-san, no?
NARUTO
I thought it was really Seki-san.
I thought maybe Seki-san's like that when he's drunk.
IRUKA
I... will... become very brooding.
NARUTO
Ah??
What's that 'ah?'
NARUTO
Ah well!
Now it's my turn!
Chalala...
Here we go!
I'm this.
IRUKA
A true Tokyoite swimming during winter?
Wow.
NARUTO
We're going to Tokyo from Oosaka.
I shall go to Edo.
(Edo is an old name for Tokyo)
Then, a true Tokyoite swimming during winter...
HENGE!!
Ora! Let's go, ora!!
Splash splash!
It's not cold at all! Yarou!!
Just go straight forward, YEEH!
Splash splash splash SPLASH! KORA!!
Haa... Ha... Hakuchoo!! Bastard!!
Grr... that's enough I suppose...
Okay, that was from Academy Student in Oosaka, Aiyuou-san's mail.
Thank you.
IRUKA
What... that sounded like someone who can't swim.
NARUTO
Yes yes, oh dear.
IRUKA
That was a true Tokyoite?
NARUTO
Yes, I said 'go straight forward,' you know!
IRUKA
You know, we voice actors really... bring out the character in us to
voice the character we do, but...
Is there really someone like that deep inside you?
NARUTO
Someone like?
IRUKA
That crude, violent person...
NARUTO
NO!
IRUKA
Is that so?
NARUTO
I'm not.
IRUKA
I thought you were probably a child like that when you were still little,
so...
Like a kid-commander.
NARUTO
No no... wha? Kid-commander?
That only happens to guys.
IRUKA
Or how about the kid-queen?
NARUTO
I was not!
I was very well behaved and very good.
I was a model student.
IRUKA
Then where did you pull those stupid antics and voice out from?
NARUTO
I had to do so since it was in the job description.
So I started doing it.
IRUKA
But after you did that first character, I'm sure it must have surfaced
in your real life somewhat?
NARUTO
But do people scream like 'GWAAAAH!!!!!' normally in real life anyway?
IRUKA
I don't think.
NARUTO
No, right?
IRUKA
So you had to muster up a lot of courage to do it?
NARUTO
I had to.
IRUKA
You mean on stage?
NARUTO
No. It was a voice acting job.
IRUKA
Your voice role...
NARUTO
I had to voice a really rough and tough boy.
I wasn't really able to catch up at first but...
I wasn't able to match the animation!
So I was honest with myself and said I have to try harder! Try harder!
Then so I was able to go... Rrr! Rawrr!!
But this is not the time to be talking about that!
We have to decide on who had the better complete transformation!
Raise your hand if you thought Seki-san did better!
Oh, how rare. It's really all silent.
Then, raise your hand if you thought I did better!
Nobody wants to raise hands today.
Then anyway due to my personal prejudice, Seki-san has lost.
So please do us an Oiroke no Jutsu, okay?
IRUKA
Aah...
NARUTO
So, Seki-san... Bon! Kyu! Bon!
Please go ahead with the Oiroke no Jutsu!
IRUKA
Oiroke no Jutsu.
*blows on recorder*
Dream my dream tonight.
NARUTO
Ewww, yucks!
IRUKA
What do you mean?
NARUTO
Just do an Oiroke no Jutsu!
IRUKA
Isn't this good enough?
NARUTO
Ah, but that's good.
When I said Oiroke no Jutsu, all the guys who did it became transvestites.
IRUKA
Ah yes. I have more style than that.
NARUTO
Sheesh, what does /that/ mean?!
But thank goodness you didn't.
IRUKA
I was embarrassed.
NARUTO
You were?
IRUKA
Yes I was.
NARUTO
But it's so good we heard something so nice.
Then we can close this section nicely too!
That was the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu section!
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NARUTO
Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! (Special Mission: Futile Revelations)
IRUKA
Oh wow. Here we go with that... really adult-aura again.
NARUTO
In this mission...
IRUKA
Oh, how cute!
NARUTO
... we'll have the monthly personality Seki-san perform a job from the
list as a bonus track to the listeners.
What's recorded on the list is:
1) Morning Call
2) Handphone Message
3) Goodnight Call
4) Confession of the Heart
5) Message of Encouragement
6) Listener's Request
IRUKA
Such a grown up voice.
NARUTO
I'm trying my best.
We'll let the message be randomly picked.
So Seki-san, please choose one quickly.
IRUKA
Oh man. A confession of the heart?
NARUTO
Brrrr.
IRUKA
What?? What's with that oyaji sound?
Don't return to being an oyaji!
Here I go!
I'll take this!
NARUTO
Today, we'll be doing a listener request!
Then Seki-san, here you go.
IRUKA
Is this good?
NARUTO
Yes.
IRUKA
Radio name: Kamocha-san!
Right? Academy Student?
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail!
IRUKA
He stays in Tokyo.
"I'd like Seki-san to give us a Good Morning call!"
NARUTO
Ah, that's good.
So Seki-san, go ahead with the special mission!
IRUKA
Hey.
Wake up.
Wake up already!
Huh?
Ooh...
Well, I'm gonna tickle you!
*tickle tickle tickle*
*tickle tickle tickle*
You little brat.
Come on!
You're gonna be late for the Academy if you don't wake up soon!
Huh?
No, not waking?
How dare you turn your head away!
*hit hit hit*
Ow... my hand hurts...
Wake up, please... wake up...
NARUTO
It's like, a gentle but not so gentle way of waking someone up.
IRUKA
I got a bit violent.
NARUTO
You did.
But I'd wake up, if it was this.
IRUKA
Really?
NARUTO
I'd wake up upon being tickled.
IRUKA
I can't stand being tickled too.
NARUTO
Really? Neither can I.
IRUKA
But there are people who can stand it, no?
NARUTO
Yes, there are.
IRUKA
Those people are unbelievable.
NARUTO
But there are people who don't like it but endure with it anyway.
IRUKA
Is that so?
NARUTO
But you can't really endure with such things.
IRUKA
I can't.
NARUTO
Neither can I.
Just a bit and I'd jump up with a 'WAH!!'.
IRUKA
I would too. Definitely.
NARUTO
So this morning call... I'd definitely wake up but... I really don't
want to listen to it!
IRUKA
So it does have an effect!
NARUTO
It does!
And with that, that was the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu!
Valentine Sha-nyarou Special!
We're going to give all you beloved listeners who have been with us
since the start a special exchange present!
Please explain to us about the presents!
IRUKA
Okay!
From Aniplex: DVD NARUTO - First Stage, all 12 Scrolls! - One person.
From Bandai: Playstation 2 software, Narutimate Hero - One person.
From Tomi-san: Gamecube software, Gekitou Ninja Taisen 2 - One person.
From Showa-note-san: NARUTO Power Pencils EX 6 in a set - Six people.
What's this? From Takeuchi Junko: Tomi-san's Ebio software.
Is this good?
NARUTO
EVIO software!
IRUKA
Ah, Evio! One person for this.
NARUTO
Yes!
So if you reaaaally want these, just send the keywords for last week
and this week along with the item you want to the program.
What's the address and the keyword for this week?
Seki-san, please!
IRUKA
Oh. Me?
NARUTO
Yes!
IRUKA
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
The keyword for today?
NARUTO
The keyword is?
IRUKA
Aaah...
I didn't think about it...
Oh no...
I wonder... egh...
Wan wan rikooda!
(Woof, woof, recorder)
NARUTO
Wan wan rikooda?
And by the way the keyword for last week was maru maru neko neko (fat
fat cat cat).
This week we have wan wan rikooda.
Is this good?
IRUKA
I was trapped for a while there.
Darn, you get old and things like this happen.
NARUTO
But you said a lot, eh? Wan wan, nyan nyan?
It's written maru maru nyan nyan here.
That's so mean.
And so... not just for your presents! Send your questions to the cast,
and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care,
etc etc!
We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well!
The grand second chapter of the radio drama will be broadcast next week
so don't miss it!
So see you again same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
IRUKA
Seki Toshihiko!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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26.August.2004
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