O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 19 16th February, 2004 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Umino Iruka - Seki Toshihiko Other Radio Drama Cast: Uchiha Sasuke - Sugiyama Noriaki Haruno Sakura - Nakamura Chie Konohamaru - Ootani Ikue Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Inuzuka Kiba - Torimi Kousuke ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Uiisu!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of the personality of this show - Uzumaki Naruto! And the ManPa who's on the program together with me is this person! IRUKA Everybody from the Academy! Are you listening today too? If you find any ramen shop that serves more delicious ramen than Ichiraku, you must tell me! Good evening. I'm Seki Toshihiko, the voice for Iruka. I did a serious one today! NARUTO You did! That's great! Then let's introduce one mail here. Academy Student from Kanagawa, Chomeko-san. Thank you for your mail. "This is sudden, but here's a personality quiz!" IRUKA Okay. NARUTO Let's do this, Seki-san. IRUKA Okay. NARUTO There's a new member in a rock band. What do you think that person is playing? a) castanets b) cymbals c) triangle d) violin So which from the above do you think it is? IRUKA Choose one from here? Hmm... triangle. NARUTO Triangle. I choose cymbals. What can we understand from this? We understand what's so attractive about you. If you chose the castanets, it means your bright and happy facade is your attractive point. For the violin, it means your sexiness. IRUKA Aaah, good thing I didn't take the violin. NARUTO Me too. For the cymbals, me... Your cheeriness and bounciness. IRUKA Right on spot! What a great personality quiz! NARUTO Then the triangle! Your mysterious aura is your attractive point. IRUKA ... Now how should I reply this. NARUTO Anyway, let's continue, even though confused! In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly. In other words, it's a selection test based on your strength! Currently, all of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy. According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin, Chuunin and Jounin ranks! IRUKA Oh how cute! Just like primary school students! NARUTO That's right! IRUKA I see... NARUTO And if you become Jounin... You'll get invited to the studio! IRUKA No bloody way! NARUTO It's true! It is!! IRUKA Really? They can come?? NARUTO That's right. Well, they have to get their mail read out 30 times though. IRUKA I see. Then maybe I should write some postcards too. NARUTO You will... ? Now let's introduce this one mail here? Seki-san, why don't you do the honours? IRUKA Okay. Is this good? Academy Student, Uchiha Suzu-san. "Good evening, Takeuchi-san, Seki-san. The voice of the Ninja-sensei sensei..." Argh... I got a bit carried away. "The voice of the Ninja-sensei, Seki-san! Do you often find yourself having the sensei aura in your everyday life?" NARUTO Do you? IRUKA Hmm... NARUTO Or how about, do you have any sensei-bones in you, Seki-san? In actuality? IRUKA I don't really have any... I don't think I'm suitable for being a teacher at all. Although my uncle was a high school teacher before. NARUTO Really? IRUKA My father was an artist. Well anyway, enough about that. When we were having something like orientation in my research university in Oosaka... I did tag along for a day or so. It wasn't... all that teacher-like but still it was something like that. My style of teaching was really too violent, I think. I thought I really wasn't suitable. NARUTO You used violence? Your words? Your attitude? IRUKA You see... if I try a bit too hard I become a bit violent. NARUTO I see. But isn't that a good thing to the students? IRUKA But so many of them cried. NARUTO You made them cry!! So scary!! You actually made them cry... IRUKA No, but it's all right. It's all right. NARUTO I saw a bit of Seki-san's character here and there in the studio, but... He's got a really gentle smile... I think he should really be a very good onii-san but in reality! In reality! Are you a really nice person? IRUKA You mean, am I a nice person to you? NARUTO Well... yeah, I guess we'll start there. IRUKA Well, all the more so. I actually really like Jun-chan. NARUTO Really like? IRUKA Really like. You're so in my good books, you know? Completely there - like, in the epilogue... err... NARUTO *tries but fails to rebutt - instead laughs like a hyena on crack* IRUKA *tries but fails to cover - laughs along* NARUTO And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! IRUKA What are you doing??! We're in the middle of a broadcast!! Hurry up and gather around the radio already!!! NARUTO Now, let's listen to a song tte ba yo! NARUTO's Ending Theme - Raiko's Alive. [song] You've been listening to Raiko's Alive! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. It's finally the start of the Radio Drama after the commercials! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're gaining popularity! The DVD series is going to be powered up even more from next year on! Our story's burning hot with one new season! And we've got some yet to be seen footages all inside too! NARUTO Second Stage - Scroll One! On sale from January 1st by Aniplex! 2004 is the Year of Naruto! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! IRUKA Konohamaru. Konohamaru! Are you here?! STUDENT Sensei, he's not here yet. IRUKA Man. He must be late again. He's not going to learn until something really big happens, I tell you. Radio Drama - NARUTO Chapter One The Ninja School Sure is Tough! KONOHAMARU Yes! Yes! I'm here! I'm not late!! Ouch... Dammit... Who did this evil thing?! I see! Someone in the class set up a trap so that they can make me late! IRUKA You tripped by yourself, hello? Who in the class can set up a trap like that anyway? Iruka? (iruka when read another way can mean 'who') KONOHAMARU Now that you mention it... sensei, you're pretty suspicious yourself! IRUKA Are you stupid?! I'll give you some points for dashing hard to the classroom, but if you're late, you're late. KONOHAMARU The hero is always late! IRUKA Don't give me that quibble! You're not going to become a grand ninja like that! KONOHAMARU I'm going to let everybody acknowledge me as a ninja on /my/ own rules! IRUKA Konohamaru!! You're really starting to behave like Naruto lately... KONOHAMARU Me? Like Naruto no nii-chan? IRUKA Yeah. Like a carbon copy of him. KONOHAMARU You know... what kind of a student was nii-chan? Tell me! IRUKA Naruto? When he was still in this classroom, every single day was like coming into a battlefield... *FLASHBACK MUSIC* IRUKA Naruto. Naruto! Are you here? SAKURA He must be late again. IRUKA Well... I guess that's true... NARUTO Hey, hey hey hey hey!! Kyu kyu! Good morning, everybody! IRUKA "Good morning," MY FOOT! Classes have already begun! Man! Get to your seat! Hurry up! NARUTO I know! I know! Ah! Good morning, Sakura-chan! SAKURA What's with this guy? He's annoying! SASUKE Hurry up and get to your seat! NARUTO What was that!? You wanna take me on?! Huh? IRUKA You're too conspicuous for the morning, Naruto! NARUTO Dammit... IRUKA Good. I'm returning you your test papers for the test we had just recently. The average score for this time is 67. It's not too bad. The first in class is Sakura, with 100 points. NARUTO Yeah! Yeah! So cool, Sakura-chan! SAKURA Aw man! It wasn't anything! INNER SAKURA Yeah!! Sha-nyarou!! IRUKA For the guys, it's Sasuke at the top with 98 points. SASUKE Hmph. I got one wrong. IRUKA And we have three dobe's who got zero points. SAKURA Probably Naruto. IRUKA One of them is Naruto. YOU! SAKURA Naruto sure lives up to his... reputation. NARUTO But! But! Even though I got zero points for a test like this, it won't be of any help to me in real battles, right? IRUKA Stupid thing! Ninjutsu is not the only thing that will help you during battle! Learn more about the ways of the world! Even at your best your weakness is your pea-brain! NARUTO Yeah yeah. IRUKA Is he listening?! And then, Shikamaru! SHIKAMARU Man, this is so damned troublesome. NARUTO Shikamaru... you're /always/ getting zero points. SHIKAMARU Speak for yourself, man. IRUKA Shikamaru. I know you're always getting zero points because you think writing is too troublesome. But let me warn you. At least write your name!! SHIKAMARU I'll start doing so from the next test on~~ IRUKA He's not reflecting on his wrong!! And Kiba!! KIBA Hm... dammit, what the hell? So damned noisy... I was having such a nice nap... IRUKA Having a nap during class?! This... guy... YOU ALL!! Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba!!! Detention classes! All of you!! You're not going back until you get enough points from my test to at least pass! NARUTO What? I have to stay back? And take a test?! SHIKAMARU Just get a pass with one shot!... ... but it's really troublesome to do things seriously... But if I don't do it I can't go back... KIBA Keh! Just as long as I stay calm a test is nothing! If I don't settle it quickly I won't make it in time for Akamaru's walk... IRUKA And also, Naruto. You're going to have a revision on the Bunshin no Jutsu. And I'll let you do it specially one-on-one with me. NARUTO AAAH!! No way!! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The new comic series of Gravitation has evolved into a drama cd! There are now new characters, and the drama is powered up! It's also got the new single Fake Star by me, Shindou Shuuichi! A super high-tension dangerous love comedy! Gravitation Drama CD Volume 1! On sales from Aniplex from January 28th! The new soundtrack from the Megaten series is finally here. 21 newly remixed tracks have been packed into the soundtrack. Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne Maniax Soundtrack Extra Version. On sales from Aniplex from February 4th onwards. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO And that was the first chapter, 'The Ninja School Sure is Tough!' How do you feel after listening to it, Seki-san? IRUKA Well... Iruka-sensei is involved so I'm happy. But you see, after we recorded this, I didn't manage to appear for a loooooooong time. NARUTO That's true. IRUKA So I think everybody's forgotten me already. NARUTO So lonely. I remember Seki-san at a snap of the fingers though. IRUKA I really didn't get to appear after that! So long! NARUTO Really very long. IRUKA Will we even get to see me again? NARUTO I'm sure bit by bit, you'll appear again... bit by bit. Bit by bit. IRUKA I'm counting on you then. NARUTO It's time for the Valentine Sha-nyarou Special! This is sudden, but we're going to give all you beloved listeners who have been with us since the start a special exchange present! From Aniplex: DVD NARUTO - First Stage, all 12 Scrolls! - One person. WOW! From Bandai: Playstation 2 software, Narutimate Hero - One person. Yay! From Tomi-san: Gamecube software, Gekitou Ninja Taisen 2 - One person. Hmm! From Showa-note-san: NARUTO Power Pencils EX 6 in a set - Six people. It's quite fun! And then. From Takeuchi Junko: Tomi-san's Evio software - One person. As for this... IRUKA What is this, from Takeuchi Junko? NARUTO I got this Evio violin toy thing from Tomi-san. It's really really interesting. I thought I'd want to let all the rest play with it too. IRUKA You really like string instruments. NARUTO Yes. But you don't have to use your fingers in that game. Just draw the bow, draw draw draw draw! It's really interesting! IRUKA I understand! NARUTO So if you reaaaally want these, just send the keywords for this week and next week along with the item you want to the program. What's the address and the keyword for this week? Seki-san, please! IRUKA Yes! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com The keyword. There's this really great cat in the neighbourhood lately. It's really fat. Fat like a ball. So the keyword is. Can I say it now? NARUTO Yes. IRUKA The music stopped all of a sudden! NARUTO This is the important part, you see. IRUKA Okay, here we go! Maru maru neko neko! (Fat fat cat cat) NARUTO Maru maru neko neko. So cute! So the keyword for this week is maru maru neko neko! Not just for the presents! Send in questions for Seki-san, gossips about Seki-san, mails that will reveal to us the True Seki-san! Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! We're collecting them all... datte ba yo! We'll be broadcasting with all our chakra next week as well! Sorry. Pleased to have you for ManPa next week as well, Seki-san! IRUKA Pleasure's all mine! NARUTO Then, I think there'll definitely be question that try to dig the Real Seki-san out next week. So please answer them. IRUKA Bring it on! NARUTO Then see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! IRUKA Seki Toshihiko! BOTH Bye bye!! ------- 26.August.2004 Brought to you by: [XD Fanworks] http://www.tougenkyou.net/xd/ [something white and puffy] http://www.livejournal.com/~kuuumo/ Raw provider: kuuumo Translation: Pan Special thanks: Yorugu-shishou Archives: http://www.tougenkyou.net/xd/ http://virtual-rotation.com/naruto/ IRC (look for TouBot): Efnet (irc.efnet.net) - #tougenkyou IRCHighway (irc.irchighway.net) - #pushy-uke Please feel free to distribute this script, with all the credits intact! :-)