O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 13 29th December, 2003 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou Mentioned: Gaara - Ishida Akira Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko Temari - Paku Romi Orochimaru - Kujira ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf. We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! YEAAAH!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the personality of this radio show datte ba yo! With much perseverence, it is now new year! And when I notice it's already the last airing for this year datte ba yo! And the ManPa who's going to finish the year with us is! This guy! SHIKAMARU Takeuchi Junko is so good... so free... Good evening! I'm Morikubo Shoutarou, the voice of Nara Shikamaru. NARUTO You know, I /do/ have to live with a lot of restrictions too. SHIKAMARU No no, you're so free. NARUTO What are you talking about! SHIKAMARU I've never seen someone as free as you are! NARUTO What the- Right, you're bloodtype B, right? SHIKAMARU Bloodtype B, yes. NARUTO And, I'm O-B type. You're B-B. SHIKAMARU B... but, B... you see, me... I'm still something like that? I'm living by so many rules and regulations in life. NARUTO Liar! Liar! Now that you mention it, while we are talking now, you're reading the news. You mean /this/ type of freedom? SHIKAMARU What do you mean? No! No! NARUTO Freedom of time? SHIKAMARU No no! You see, I may be able to use the information here some day! NARUTO Liar! SHIKAMARU It's true! That's why I'm reading the news. NARUTO So what were you reading just now? SHIKAMARU Just now I was... NARUTO Yes? Yes? What? Say it. SHIKAMARU ... I was looking at the TV Guide. This is going too far. NARUTO So anyway, today is the last show for the year. And also, the voice of Shikamaru, Morikubo-kun is finally going to say goodbye. SHIKAMARU Why do you seem so happy to get rid of me? NARUTO No no no, I'd love to see you again. There are still so many chances. In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength datte ba yo! According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin, Chuunin and Jounin ranks! And so. Before we introduce the mails without further ado I should mention this. If you change your name, your mail count will restart to zero. SHIKAMARU Ah, I see. NARUTO People, please take note! And now. I'm going to introduce some mails here. Morikubo-kun, please start. SHIKAMARU Academy Student from Saitama, Ninken Kazu-san. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. SHIKAMARU "I heard this from some program, but, Takeuchi Junko-san's philosophy of love, is to leave a fun but perfect way out of the relationship. And her private life seems to always follow the 'perfect' road." NARUTO What's with that unhappy tone of voice? SHIKAMARU So that's what it seems like. Is that what it is? NARUTO Since you already said it's a 'perfect' way out... Isn't that something good? SHIKAMARU This 'tekitou' (translated 'perfect') word we're talking about... It kind of got lost in the long run, but it originally meant something else, right? NARUTO It's like, instead of being iikagen (half-hearted), it becomes IIKAGEN (a change of tone makes the word mean 'really good'), no? SHIKAMARU It becomes IIKAGEN! NARUTO So with an IIKAGEN feel, I leave behind my escape route. SHIKAMARU You leave an IIKAGEN escape route behind. What do you mean, 'leaving an escape route,' anyway? NARUTO Of course, it means that it must be something like an easy side path for me to retreat in. SHIKAMARU An easy way to 'fade-out' in. NARUTO In many other meanings too. It has a broad application. Isn't that good? SHIKAMARU I see. NARUTO Don't you like someone like that? SHIKAMARU I wonder. NARUTO There you go again... hm? You don't think so? SHIKAMARU In your private life too? NARUTO My private life? Hm... yeah, I guess so. SHIKAMARU Lots of escape routes in your life. NARUTO Wait a minute. We're not supposed to be talking about our private lives, but our work here. SHIKAMARU We're talking about philosophies of love. NARUTO Philosophies of love, right? Philosophies and private life, it's completely the same. SHIKAMARU It's the same? NARUTO It is. But rather than call it my philosophy of love, it's more like my philosphy of life? SHIKAMARU That being you'll leave an escape route. NARUTO A perfect one. SHIKAMARU Perfect one. Just to drive the point home, let's just say for example, you have a boyfriend. How are you going to leave an escape route? You'll make sure you don't fall too deeply in love? NARUTO Well, no, not like that. SHIKAMARU So if you fall really deeply in love? NARUTO Well, if that happens then I'll probably think of nothing but my boyfriend. SHIKAMARU So you'll try not to go there. NARUTO That's right- But I fall in easily. And I'm pretty intense in expressing it. Just a bit and I get completely drawn in. I think I'll hold back somehow, just like how everybody else does when they 'like' someone. I don't like getting too involved and then see myself doing nothing but suffering for it. So I'd just hold something back, for my own sake. SHIKAMARU And that's your escape route. NARUTO I'd rather you call it an IIKAGEN bypath! SHIKAMARU It's a bypath. I see. NARUTO What's your philosophy of love anyway, Morikubo-kun? SHIKAMARU M-me? I wonder... Fat... long... NARUTO What?! I thought it'd be something short for you! SHIKAMARU Yes. Something fat and long. NARUTO Long, fat, long. Hn. SHIKAMARU 'Hn'?!? NARUTO Well anyway, let's try it out to see if that's the case. SHIKAMARU You have something? NARUTO We have a postcard here. Academy Student from Sendai, Naomi-san. Thank you for your mail. "Takeuchi-san, Morikubo-san, good evening!" SHIKAMARU Good evening! NARUTO Good evening! "I am a big fan of Morikubo-san!" SHIKAMARU Thank you. NARUTO Good for you. "I have a personality test for Morikubo-san, I hope to get to know him better. Takeuchi-san, please do this test together." So yes, let's do it. "You are standing and a cat slithers up to you. You give that cat a small hug. Now, what will you do to that cat after that?" SHIKAMARU What I'd do to it after I hug it? I'd tickle its face - tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ Like that. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. NARUTO Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ You'd do that. SHIKAMARU Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~~~ NARUTO Enough! What you have answered is what you would want the person you like to do to you. So it's not that Morikubo-kun will do it. It's what Morikubo-kun wants his girlfriend to do to him. Aaah~ Shou-chan tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ SHIKAMARU Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ Aah~ Feels so good! I like~ NARUTO So he wants to be tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ed. SHIKAMARU I sure do. I sure do. NARUTO So his philosophy of love currently is like that of a spoilt child. SHIKAMARU Spoil me! Spoil me! Spoil me with tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~s. NARUTO Today is the last appearance for Morikubo-kun, so we intend to to draw more and more of the real Morikubo-kun out. And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! SHIKAMARU Damn, looks like it's going to become really troublesome. NARUTO Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL We're gaining popularity! The DVD series is going to be powered up even more from next year on! Our story's burning hot with one new season! And we've got some yet to be seen footages all inside too! NARUTO Second Stage - Scroll One! On sale from January 1st by Aniplex! 2004 is the Year of Naruto! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! In a short while, we'll be intruding upon your hearts! In this mission, we'll have the monthly personality Morikubo-kun perform a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners. SHIKAMARU All right! NARUTO What's recorded on the list is: 1) Morning Call 2) Handphone Message 3) Goodnight Call 4) Confession of the Heart SHIKAMARU Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ NARUTO ... That's not right. 5) Message of Encouragement 6) Listener's Request Those are the six. We'll let the message be randomly picked. You can only hear a message from the monthly personality on this program. You can use it however you want to. To put it in other bo... words - your very own good omen charm! So with that, Morikubo-kun, please choose one. SHIKAMARU From among these? NARUTO Yes. SHIKAMARU Now then... since I like the number 2... The second one from the right. This! This doesn't sound like a random lucky draw anymore. It's pretty straightforward. NARUTO Goodnight call. So then, the special mission for Morikubo-kun today is a goodnight call! Are you ready? SHIKAMARU Ready? So I'll just have to say a good night call here? NARUTO That's right. Something that really feels like 'good night.' Something like Morikubo-kun, like Shikamaru, give us a good night call like that. SHIKAMARU Okay. Okay. NARUTO Now then, let's do the special mission! SHIKAMARU Aa~... It's been a tiring day today... Have a good night, you. NARUTO Don't tell me that's all?! You sound like a tired father. SHIKAMARU Well if you want a Shikamaru-like one this is it. NARUTO Is that so? Then, do one that's more Morikubo-kun-like. A normal good night call. Ready, go! SHIKAMARU Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ G'nite g'nite g'nite tickle tickle tickle tickle~ NARUTO ... You have no motivation at all!! Coz you were reading the news! SHIKAMARU Hmm... I just can't draw anything out of myself today! In fact, lately I've been like that... NARUTO Not today? Any Nindou then? SHIKAMARU Nindou? NARUTO It's all right. Let's go. Morikubo-kun's Nindou. You may say it. You can tell us your Nindou now. SHIKAMARU My Nindou? All right. Morikubo Shoutarou's Nindou! When it gets troublesome I'll just change the subject datte ba yo! NARUTO I see. You've been changing the subject all of today. SHIKAMARU That's right. NARUTO Isn't this a perfect escape route too? It's an escape route, obviously. It feels like you're deserting the camp. SHIKAMARU Darn, we're just completely out of synch today. NARUTO /Now/ you realise? SHIKAMARU I'm sweating so much. NARUTO Why are you sweating? SHIKAMARU It's a bit... well... Had too much sun during the gathering of the Oosaka-tai, you know? (the Oosaka-tai is like a friendly gathering cum dog-show for dog lovers.) NARUTO All right all right. Let's read this mail out. Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu is already over! I'm sorry, everybody. Please send in your mails that tell us what message you'd like to hear. Morikubo-kun's turn has ended! Now let's read this. Academy Student from Hyougo, Ninja Naruto no Imouto-san. Thank you for your mail. SHIKAMARU Thank you. NARUTO "Good evening, both of you!" Good evening! SHIKAMARU Good evening! NARUTO "I'd like to ask Morikubo-kun. Shikamaru is always saying 'Troublesome~,' so what kind of things are troublesome to you, Morikubo-san? Please tell us!" SHIKAMARU Aah. Like, if someone asks me something like "Please do a confession of the heart!" Those things are so troublesome. NARUTO Why? SHIKAMARU You can't draw anything out from me like that! NARUTO But that's your JOB! SHIKAMARU Or, "Do me a voice that sounds like a nimaime (level 2 - actor in love scene)!" I can't do anything like that! NARUTO Because you'd get embarrassed? SHIKAMARU I would! NARUTO This guy is really aiming for a sanmaime (level 3 - comedian). SHIKAMARU Yes, I want to be a sanmaime! NARUTO But you really want to complete this mission, right? SHIKAMARU Well... if it's just for show, yeah. I simply cannot ad lib for my life. NARUTO Yes. You. So the next time we get you here for the monthly personality we'll definitely have a script so- SHIKAMARU If you have everything written in a script from start to end, I'll do as many as you want. NARUTO Why is this guy so good-for-nothing?! SHIKAMARU Even if it's a cool guy, or if you want me to gasp and breath hard... If it's in the script, I'll do it. Really. NARUTO ... I don't need you to gasp and breath hard. SHIKAMARU I'll even do boys love... err, yeah. (the English fandom more commonly knows 'boys love' as shounen-ai or yaoi) NARUTO And so one more. Tell us what you first thought of Takeuchi-san. SHIKAMARU Aaah... we did talk about something like this before. What I first thought of Junko-chan... "She must be a B." NARUTO Why? SHIKAMARU Just somehow from your appearance. NARUTO How come? SHIKAMARU Even before NARUTO, like, about four, five years ago. We did an anime show together then. So when we got together again for NARUTO, I thought, ah, her appearance! She must be a B! NARUTO Why did you think so? SHIKAMARU I just felt that way. NARUTO My first impression of you was "Ah, he's a B!" too. SHIKAMARU That's right. NARUTO Even after that, I still thought, "He's a B!" SHIKAMARU Without a doubt. NARUTO Now, I still feel B-vibes from you. SHIKAMARU So your conviction changed into confidence. NARUTO What's that?! Conviction and confidence mean the same thing! SHIKAMARU I said them wrongly. I meant, your confidence changed into conviction? NARUTO Or should I say, what I thought just became reality. So, please read this postcard? SHIKAMARU Academy Student from Fujisawa, Kahou-chan. NARUTO Thank you very much. SHIKAMARU "Good evening!" Good evening! NARUTO Good evening! SHIKAMARU "I have a question. I've heard from rumours that Morikubo-san is a NICE GUY. So what is he really like, Takeuchi-san? Tell us please!" NARUTO I shall do just that. May I? SHIKAMARU Please do please do. NARUTO My first impression - well, I mentioned it earlier. I really thought he was so cool. He's so fashion-conscious, he so has his own style. He likes connecting to the net, he's so cool. He's such a modern man!!... was what I thought. Not someone you should get near to. SHIKAMARU Why am I not someone you should get near to? NARUTO Our life habits are different! So that was what I thought. Then as we worked on NARUTO together I just kept thinking "Is he a B? Is he a B?" "He IS a B!" And so, that was how I concluded matters. You see the B-aura? SHIKAMARU From who? NARUTO From us. SHIKAMARU Junko-chan emits B-aura, true. NARUTO EEH? Strange... SHIKAMARU I mean, if we don't talk... but once we do... you go "Ah, they must be..." NARUTO So if you don't talk? SHIKAMARU If I don't talk, I give off the "I am completely harmless" vibe. NARUTO As a type A or a type O? SHIKAMARU More like a type O. NARUTO If I don't talk they say I look like type A. SHIKAMARU ... Now /that's/ strange. NARUTO Grr. We really end this part being completely out of sync with each other. So with that... SHIKAMARU The show's over already? NARUTO We still have some more to go. SHIKAMARU Some more. Right. NARUTO Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL www.cossette.jp Kosetto no Shousou. The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Naruto, Naruhodo Jouhou! (Naruto's, Oh-I-see Information Corner) In this section, we'll be pushing out special NARUTO information. The one who'll be introducing it to us will be the Kunoichi ninja from Aniplex - Minami-chan! MINAMI Pleased to be of service! NARUTO Pleased to have you with us! SHIKAMARU Pleased! NARUTO What is it today? MINAMI I personally have the intention of bringing the most superb news for you today. NARUTO Have the intention? What is it then? MINAMI I'm sure everybody's been listening to O-! NARUTO Nippon. But I think many of you may have missed some episodes as well. Good news for those people! Volume One of the O-! NARUTO Nippon Radio DJ CD is going to be on sale soon! It'll start selling on January 21st. Just a while more, and you'll see it in the shops! So please buy! For this CD, we'll have the first guest, Ishida-san (Gaara) and the next... NARUTO Kazuhiko-san (Kakashi). MINAMI Yes, Kazuhiko-san, they're both included. And also the special personality Paku Romi-san (Temari) has been recorded inside as well. NARUTO The jacket of this CD... I'm looking at the illustration now. It's so cute. MINAMI It's a really great illustration. SHIKAMARU It really is. MINAMI We have Naruto and Kakashi-sensei and Gaara on this gag cover, looking cute. SHIKAMARU Kakashi-sensei is so good. NARUTO So cute. Just a question here. Are there any first press edition goods attached? MINAMI Yes, there is! A lovely sticker of the cover illustration is included! NARUTO Oh my gosh! So cute! I want one! MINAMI Please absolutely acquire it! NARUTO If this sells really, explodingly well, we'll have a volume 2, right? MINAMI Of course! NARUTO And if that happens we'll have the O-! Shikamaru Nippon on CD too? MINAMI And because of that everybody please try your best to buy one! SHIKAMARU Yes you all! Work hard! Try your best! NARUTO Try hard! SHIKAMARU Buy! Buy! NARUTO Anyway, that was, Naruto Naruhodo Jouhou, Aniplex's Kunoichi ninja, Minami-chan! Thank you very much! MINAMI Thank you very much! NARUTO And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! And any claim on how good-for-nothing Morikubo-kun really is! Where should your missives all go to? Morikubo-kun, please! SHIKAMARU We're really ending this show completely out of sync. Let's go, address! Postcards here! PO 552-8501 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters, here! naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Those whose mails get read out will get /something/. /Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and address. Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! Thank you. And here we have an announcement. I'm sure you're all familiar with the NARUTO Power Pencil EX by now? It's now on sale in all bookstores around the nation! For more details please visit the homepage of Showa-Note! Now! The first monthly personality for the year 2004! SHIKAMARU Yes. NARUTO It's... The voice of O... Orochimaru! Kujira-san! SHIKAMARU Woah! NARUTO Here it comes!! SHIKAMARU Here it comes! NARUTO That means I'll definitely be able to drink sake!! Kyu kyu! So, Morikubo-kun, please leave a message for Kujira-san here. SHIKAMARU Kujira-san. We know all about it. We know about how cute you really are! Kujira-san! We know all about it! Your real name! Let's learn from each other next year too! NARUTO You know, Kujira-san will be listening to this in 2004. So saying 'next year' would be 2005, you know? SHIKAMARU Yes, that's right! I'm going way ahead of time! NARUTO So fast! SHIKAMARU I'm good! I'm sending out greetings all the way for 2005 already! NARUTO That's going to have the opposite effect. SHIKAMARU I'm good! Right, Minami-chan?! This is such a good notice, right Minami-chan? NARUTO Minami-chan, you can tell him off if you want to! SHIKAMARU You look at Minami-chan and just feel like she's got something good to sell you! NARUTO Yes, that's right. That's what she's here for. SHIKAMARU I feel like letting everybody see it! NARUTO You feel like wha??! SHIKAMARU She's sitting there looking so happy! NARUTO Why- SHIKAMARU It's really good! NARUTO Wait a min- SHIKAMARU Isn't that right? NARUTO You're just completely derailing the whole thing in the end!! Morikubo-kun, you're too much! SHIKAMARU Oh really? Wait, okay, let's end this now! NARUTO Too late! Yes! Anyway! Thank you for this whole month! To be entirely frank, we were completely unable to get on better terms with each other!! Please absolutely come one more time! SHIKAMARU I'll come! I'll come! NARUTO Please do! SHIKAMARU Can we drink sake this time? NARUTO That's right! Let's drink sake this time! So the next time Shikamaru comes he'll bring sake. Please wait for a while. We still have a bit of other guests to clear, so... Thank you very much! SHIKAMARU Thank you! NARUTO So see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! SHIKAMARU Morikubo Shoutarou! NARUTO Happy... 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