O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 13
29th December, 2003
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou
Mentioned:
Gaara - Ishida Akira
Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko
Temari - Paku Romi
Orochimaru - Kujira
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf.
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
YEAAAH!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the personality of this radio show datte
ba yo!
With much perseverence, it is now new year!
And when I notice it's already the last airing for this year datte ba
yo!
And the ManPa who's going to finish the year with us is!
This guy!
SHIKAMARU
Takeuchi Junko is so good... so free...
Good evening!
I'm Morikubo Shoutarou, the voice of Nara Shikamaru.
NARUTO
You know, I /do/ have to live with a lot of restrictions too.
SHIKAMARU
No no, you're so free.
NARUTO
What are you talking about!
SHIKAMARU
I've never seen someone as free as you are!
NARUTO
What the-
Right, you're bloodtype B, right?
SHIKAMARU
Bloodtype B, yes.
NARUTO
And, I'm O-B type.
You're B-B.
SHIKAMARU
B... but, B... you see, me...
I'm still something like that?
I'm living by so many rules and regulations in life.
NARUTO
Liar! Liar!
Now that you mention it, while we are talking now, you're reading the
news.
You mean /this/ type of freedom?
SHIKAMARU
What do you mean?
No! No!
NARUTO
Freedom of time?
SHIKAMARU
No no!
You see, I may be able to use the information here some day!
NARUTO
Liar!
SHIKAMARU
It's true!
That's why I'm reading the news.
NARUTO
So what were you reading just now?
SHIKAMARU
Just now I was...
NARUTO
Yes? Yes? What? Say it.
SHIKAMARU
... I was looking at the TV Guide.
This is going too far.
NARUTO
So anyway, today is the last show for the year.
And also, the voice of Shikamaru, Morikubo-kun is finally going to say
goodbye.
SHIKAMARU
Why do you seem so happy to get rid of me?
NARUTO
No no no, I'd love to see you again.
There are still so many chances.
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase
accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength datte ba yo!
According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin,
Chuunin and Jounin ranks!
And so.
Before we introduce the mails without further ado I should mention this.
If you change your name, your mail count will restart to zero.
SHIKAMARU
Ah, I see.
NARUTO
People, please take note!
And now.
I'm going to introduce some mails here.
Morikubo-kun, please start.
SHIKAMARU
Academy Student from Saitama, Ninken Kazu-san.
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.
SHIKAMARU
"I heard this from some program, but,
Takeuchi Junko-san's philosophy of love, is to leave a fun but perfect
way out of the relationship.
And her private life seems to always follow the 'perfect' road."
NARUTO
What's with that unhappy tone of voice?
SHIKAMARU
So that's what it seems like.
Is that what it is?
NARUTO
Since you already said it's a 'perfect' way out...
Isn't that something good?
SHIKAMARU
This 'tekitou' (translated 'perfect') word we're talking about...
It kind of got lost in the long run, but it originally meant something
else, right?
NARUTO
It's like, instead of being iikagen (half-hearted), it becomes IIKAGEN
(a change of tone makes the word mean 'really good'), no?
SHIKAMARU
It becomes IIKAGEN!
NARUTO
So with an IIKAGEN feel, I leave behind my escape route.
SHIKAMARU
You leave an IIKAGEN escape route behind.
What do you mean, 'leaving an escape route,' anyway?
NARUTO
Of course, it means that it must be something like an easy side path
for me to retreat in.
SHIKAMARU
An easy way to 'fade-out' in.
NARUTO
In many other meanings too.
It has a broad application. Isn't that good?
SHIKAMARU
I see.
NARUTO
Don't you like someone like that?
SHIKAMARU
I wonder.
NARUTO
There you go again... hm? You don't think so?
SHIKAMARU
In your private life too?
NARUTO
My private life? Hm... yeah, I guess so.
SHIKAMARU
Lots of escape routes in your life.
NARUTO
Wait a minute.
We're not supposed to be talking about our private lives, but our work
here.
SHIKAMARU
We're talking about philosophies of love.
NARUTO
Philosophies of love, right?
Philosophies and private life, it's completely the same.
SHIKAMARU
It's the same?
NARUTO
It is.
But rather than call it my philosophy of love, it's more like my philosphy
of life?
SHIKAMARU
That being you'll leave an escape route.
NARUTO
A perfect one.
SHIKAMARU
Perfect one.
Just to drive the point home, let's just say for example, you have a
boyfriend.
How are you going to leave an escape route?
You'll make sure you don't fall too deeply in love?
NARUTO
Well, no, not like that.
SHIKAMARU
So if you fall really deeply in love?
NARUTO
Well, if that happens then I'll probably think of nothing but my boyfriend.
SHIKAMARU
So you'll try not to go there.
NARUTO
That's right-
But I fall in easily.
And I'm pretty intense in expressing it.
Just a bit and I get completely drawn in.
I think I'll hold back somehow, just like how everybody else does when
they 'like' someone.
I don't like getting too involved and then see myself doing nothing
but suffering for it.
So I'd just hold something back, for my own sake.
SHIKAMARU
And that's your escape route.
NARUTO
I'd rather you call it an IIKAGEN bypath!
SHIKAMARU
It's a bypath. I see.
NARUTO
What's your philosophy of love anyway, Morikubo-kun?
SHIKAMARU
M-me?
I wonder...
Fat... long...
NARUTO
What?! I thought it'd be something short for you!
SHIKAMARU
Yes. Something fat and long.
NARUTO
Long, fat, long.
Hn.
SHIKAMARU
'Hn'?!?
NARUTO
Well anyway, let's try it out to see if that's the case.
SHIKAMARU
You have something?
NARUTO
We have a postcard here.
Academy Student from Sendai, Naomi-san.
Thank you for your mail.
"Takeuchi-san, Morikubo-san, good evening!"
SHIKAMARU
Good evening!
NARUTO
Good evening!
"I am a big fan of Morikubo-san!"
SHIKAMARU
Thank you.
NARUTO
Good for you.
"I have a personality test for Morikubo-san, I hope to get to know
him better.
Takeuchi-san, please do this test together."
So yes, let's do it.
"You are standing and a cat slithers up to you.
You give that cat a small hug.
Now, what will you do to that cat after that?"
SHIKAMARU
What I'd do to it after I hug it?
I'd tickle its face - tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle
tickle~
Like that.
Without a doubt.
Without a doubt.
NARUTO
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~
You'd do that.
SHIKAMARU
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~~~
NARUTO
Enough!
What you have answered is what you would want the person you like to
do to you.
So it's not that Morikubo-kun will do it.
It's what Morikubo-kun wants his girlfriend to do to him.
Aaah~ Shou-chan tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~
SHIKAMARU
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~
Aah~ Feels so good! I like~
NARUTO
So he wants to be tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~ed.
SHIKAMARU
I sure do. I sure do.
NARUTO
So his philosophy of love currently is like that of a spoilt child.
SHIKAMARU
Spoil me! Spoil me!
Spoil me with tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~s.
NARUTO
Today is the last appearance for Morikubo-kun,
so we intend to to draw more and more of the real Morikubo-kun out.
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
SHIKAMARU
Damn, looks like it's going to become really troublesome.
NARUTO
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NARUTO
Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu!
In a short while, we'll be intruding upon your hearts!
In this mission, we'll have the monthly personality Morikubo-kun perform
a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners.
SHIKAMARU
All right!
NARUTO
What's recorded on the list is:
1) Morning Call
2) Handphone Message
3) Goodnight Call
4) Confession of the Heart
SHIKAMARU
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~
NARUTO
... That's not right.
5) Message of Encouragement
6) Listener's Request
Those are the six.
We'll let the message be randomly picked.
You can only hear a message from the monthly personality on this program.
You can use it however you want to.
To put it in other bo... words - your very own good omen charm!
So with that, Morikubo-kun, please choose one.
SHIKAMARU
From among these?
NARUTO
Yes.
SHIKAMARU
Now then... since I like the number 2...
The second one from the right. This!
This doesn't sound like a random lucky draw anymore.
It's pretty straightforward.
NARUTO
Goodnight call.
So then, the special mission for Morikubo-kun today is a goodnight call!
Are you ready?
SHIKAMARU
Ready? So I'll just have to say a good night call here?
NARUTO
That's right.
Something that really feels like 'good night.'
Something like Morikubo-kun, like Shikamaru, give us a good night call
like that.
SHIKAMARU
Okay. Okay.
NARUTO
Now then, let's do the special mission!
SHIKAMARU
Aa~... It's been a tiring day today...
Have a good night, you.
NARUTO
Don't tell me that's all?!
You sound like a tired father.
SHIKAMARU
Well if you want a Shikamaru-like one this is it.
NARUTO
Is that so?
Then, do one that's more Morikubo-kun-like.
A normal good night call.
Ready, go!
SHIKAMARU
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle~
G'nite g'nite g'nite tickle tickle tickle tickle~
NARUTO
... You have no motivation at all!!
Coz you were reading the news!
SHIKAMARU
Hmm... I just can't draw anything out of myself today!
In fact, lately I've been like that...
NARUTO
Not today?
Any Nindou then?
SHIKAMARU
Nindou?
NARUTO
It's all right. Let's go.
Morikubo-kun's Nindou.
You may say it.
You can tell us your Nindou now.
SHIKAMARU
My Nindou?
All right.
Morikubo Shoutarou's Nindou!
When it gets troublesome I'll just change the subject datte ba yo!
NARUTO
I see.
You've been changing the subject all of today.
SHIKAMARU
That's right.
NARUTO
Isn't this a perfect escape route too?
It's an escape route, obviously.
It feels like you're deserting the camp.
SHIKAMARU
Darn, we're just completely out of synch today.
NARUTO
/Now/ you realise?
SHIKAMARU
I'm sweating so much.
NARUTO
Why are you sweating?
SHIKAMARU
It's a bit... well...
Had too much sun during the gathering of the Oosaka-tai, you know?
(the Oosaka-tai is like a friendly gathering cum dog-show for dog lovers.)
NARUTO
All right all right.
Let's read this mail out.
Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu is already over!
I'm sorry, everybody.
Please send in your mails that tell us what message you'd like to hear.
Morikubo-kun's turn has ended!
Now let's read this.
Academy Student from Hyougo, Ninja Naruto no Imouto-san.
Thank you for your mail.
SHIKAMARU
Thank you.
NARUTO
"Good evening, both of you!"
Good evening!
SHIKAMARU
Good evening!
NARUTO
"I'd like to ask Morikubo-kun.
Shikamaru is always saying 'Troublesome~,' so
what kind of things are troublesome to you, Morikubo-san?
Please tell us!"
SHIKAMARU
Aah.
Like, if someone asks me something like "Please do a confession
of the heart!"
Those things are so troublesome.
NARUTO
Why?
SHIKAMARU
You can't draw anything out from me like that!
NARUTO
But that's your JOB!
SHIKAMARU
Or, "Do me a voice that sounds like a nimaime (level 2 - actor
in love scene)!"
I can't do anything like that!
NARUTO
Because you'd get embarrassed?
SHIKAMARU
I would!
NARUTO
This guy is really aiming for a sanmaime (level 3 - comedian).
SHIKAMARU
Yes, I want to be a sanmaime!
NARUTO
But you really want to complete this mission, right?
SHIKAMARU
Well... if it's just for show, yeah.
I simply cannot ad lib for my life.
NARUTO
Yes. You. So the next time we get you here for the monthly personality
we'll definitely have a script so-
SHIKAMARU
If you have everything written in a script from start to end, I'll do
as many as you want.
NARUTO
Why is this guy so good-for-nothing?!
SHIKAMARU
Even if it's a cool guy, or if you want me to gasp and breath hard...
If it's in the script, I'll do it.
Really.
NARUTO
... I don't need you to gasp and breath hard.
SHIKAMARU
I'll even do boys love... err, yeah.
(the English fandom more commonly knows 'boys love' as shounen-ai or
yaoi)
NARUTO
And so one more.
Tell us what you first thought of Takeuchi-san.
SHIKAMARU
Aaah... we did talk about something like this before.
What I first thought of Junko-chan...
"She must be a B."
NARUTO
Why?
SHIKAMARU
Just somehow from your appearance.
NARUTO
How come?
SHIKAMARU
Even before NARUTO, like, about four, five years ago.
We did an anime show together then.
So when we got together again for NARUTO,
I thought, ah, her appearance! She must be a B!
NARUTO
Why did you think so?
SHIKAMARU
I just felt that way.
NARUTO
My first impression of you was "Ah, he's a B!" too.
SHIKAMARU
That's right.
NARUTO
Even after that, I still thought, "He's a B!"
SHIKAMARU
Without a doubt.
NARUTO
Now, I still feel B-vibes from you.
SHIKAMARU
So your conviction changed into confidence.
NARUTO
What's that?!
Conviction and confidence mean the same thing!
SHIKAMARU
I said them wrongly.
I meant, your confidence changed into conviction?
NARUTO
Or should I say, what I thought just became reality.
So, please read this postcard?
SHIKAMARU
Academy Student from Fujisawa, Kahou-chan.
NARUTO
Thank you very much.
SHIKAMARU
"Good evening!"
Good evening!
NARUTO
Good evening!
SHIKAMARU
"I have a question.
I've heard from rumours that Morikubo-san is a NICE GUY.
So what is he really like, Takeuchi-san?
Tell us please!"
NARUTO
I shall do just that.
May I?
SHIKAMARU
Please do please do.
NARUTO
My first impression - well, I mentioned it earlier.
I really thought he was so cool.
He's so fashion-conscious, he so has his own style.
He likes connecting to the net, he's so cool.
He's such a modern man!!... was what I thought.
Not someone you should get near to.
SHIKAMARU
Why am I not someone you should get near to?
NARUTO
Our life habits are different!
So that was what I thought.
Then as we worked on NARUTO together I just kept thinking "Is he
a B? Is he a B?"
"He IS a B!"
And so, that was how I concluded matters.
You see the B-aura?
SHIKAMARU
From who?
NARUTO
From us.
SHIKAMARU
Junko-chan emits B-aura, true.
NARUTO
EEH?
Strange...
SHIKAMARU
I mean, if we don't talk... but once we do... you go "Ah, they
must be..."
NARUTO
So if you don't talk?
SHIKAMARU
If I don't talk, I give off the "I am completely harmless"
vibe.
NARUTO
As a type A or a type O?
SHIKAMARU
More like a type O.
NARUTO
If I don't talk they say I look like type A.
SHIKAMARU
... Now /that's/ strange.
NARUTO
Grr.
We really end this part being completely out of sync with each other.
So with that...
SHIKAMARU
The show's over already?
NARUTO
We still have some more to go.
SHIKAMARU
Some more. Right.
NARUTO
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In this section, we'll be pushing out special NARUTO information.
The one who'll be introducing it to us will be the Kunoichi ninja from
Aniplex - Minami-chan!
MINAMI
Pleased to be of service!
NARUTO
Pleased to have you with us!
SHIKAMARU
Pleased!
NARUTO
What is it today?
MINAMI
I personally have the intention of bringing the most superb news for
you today.
NARUTO
Have the intention?
What is it then?
MINAMI
I'm sure everybody's been listening to O-! NARUTO Nippon.
But I think many of you may have missed some episodes as well.
Good news for those people!
Volume One of the O-! NARUTO Nippon Radio DJ CD is going to be on sale
soon!
It'll start selling on January 21st.
Just a while more, and you'll see it in the shops! So please buy!
For this CD, we'll have the first guest, Ishida-san (Gaara) and the
next...
NARUTO
Kazuhiko-san (Kakashi).
MINAMI
Yes, Kazuhiko-san, they're both included.
And also the special personality Paku Romi-san (Temari) has been recorded
inside as well.
NARUTO
The jacket of this CD... I'm looking at the illustration now.
It's so cute.
MINAMI
It's a really great illustration.
SHIKAMARU
It really is.
MINAMI
We have Naruto and Kakashi-sensei and Gaara on this gag cover, looking
cute.
SHIKAMARU
Kakashi-sensei is so good.
NARUTO
So cute.
Just a question here.
Are there any first press edition goods attached?
MINAMI
Yes, there is!
A lovely sticker of the cover illustration is included!
NARUTO
Oh my gosh! So cute! I want one!
MINAMI
Please absolutely acquire it!
NARUTO
If this sells really, explodingly well, we'll have a volume 2, right?
MINAMI
Of course!
NARUTO
And if that happens we'll have the O-! Shikamaru Nippon on CD too?
MINAMI
And because of that everybody please try your best to buy one!
SHIKAMARU
Yes you all! Work hard! Try your best!
NARUTO
Try hard!
SHIKAMARU
Buy! Buy!
NARUTO
Anyway, that was, Naruto Naruhodo Jouhou, Aniplex's Kunoichi ninja,
Minami-chan!
Thank you very much!
MINAMI
Thank you very much!
NARUTO
And now! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short
while.
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions,
your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc!
And any claim on how good-for-nothing Morikubo-kun really is!
Where should your missives all go to?
Morikubo-kun, please!
SHIKAMARU
We're really ending this show completely out of sync.
Let's go, address!
Postcards here!
PO 552-8501
552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters, here!
naruto@obc1314.com
NARUTO
Those whose mails get read out will get /something/.
/Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and
address.
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
Thank you.
And here we have an announcement.
I'm sure you're all familiar with the NARUTO Power Pencil EX by now?
It's now on sale in all bookstores around the nation!
For more details please visit the homepage of Showa-Note!
Now! The first monthly personality for the year 2004!
SHIKAMARU
Yes.
NARUTO
It's... The voice of O... Orochimaru! Kujira-san!
SHIKAMARU
Woah!
NARUTO
Here it comes!!
SHIKAMARU
Here it comes!
NARUTO
That means I'll definitely be able to drink sake!!
Kyu kyu!
So, Morikubo-kun, please leave a message for Kujira-san here.
SHIKAMARU
Kujira-san. We know all about it.
We know about how cute you really are!
Kujira-san! We know all about it!
Your real name!
Let's learn from each other next year too!
NARUTO
You know, Kujira-san will be listening to this in 2004.
So saying 'next year' would be 2005, you know?
SHIKAMARU
Yes, that's right! I'm going way ahead of time!
NARUTO
So fast!
SHIKAMARU
I'm good! I'm sending out greetings all the way for 2005 already!
NARUTO
That's going to have the opposite effect.
SHIKAMARU
I'm good!
Right, Minami-chan?!
This is such a good notice, right Minami-chan?
NARUTO
Minami-chan, you can tell him off if you want to!
SHIKAMARU
You look at Minami-chan and just feel like she's got something good
to sell you!
NARUTO
Yes, that's right. That's what she's here for.
SHIKAMARU
I feel like letting everybody see it!
NARUTO
You feel like wha??!
SHIKAMARU
She's sitting there looking so happy!
NARUTO
Why-
SHIKAMARU
It's really good!
NARUTO
Wait a min-
SHIKAMARU
Isn't that right?
NARUTO
You're just completely derailing the whole thing in the end!!
Morikubo-kun, you're too much!
SHIKAMARU
Oh really? Wait, okay, let's end this now!
NARUTO
Too late!
Yes! Anyway! Thank you for this whole month!
To be entirely frank, we were completely unable to get on better terms
with each other!!
Please absolutely come one more time!
SHIKAMARU
I'll come! I'll come!
NARUTO
Please do!
SHIKAMARU
Can we drink sake this time?
NARUTO
That's right! Let's drink sake this time!
So the next time Shikamaru comes he'll bring sake.
Please wait for a while.
We still have a bit of other guests to clear, so...
Thank you very much!
SHIKAMARU
Thank you!
NARUTO
So see you again same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
SHIKAMARU
Morikubo Shoutarou!
NARUTO
Happy...
BOTH
NEW YEAR!
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