O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 11
15th December, 2003

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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou

Mentioned:
Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko
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SHIKAMARU
*strums and sings* Konohagakure no Zatou... no, not zatou, satou! Satou no sutajioo kara ON AIR...
(We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf Village.)
... so damned troublesome to say this while strumming.
And I'm being such a disgrace to the character I voice.
Let's go!
Aniplex Hour!
Nara Shikamaru's O-! Shikamaru Nippon!
Good evening!
One more time - Good evening!
I did it!
Yes! The personality for... the personality for this radio show!
The voice of Nara Shikamaru...
The VOICE of Nara Shikamaru!
THE VOICE OF NARA SHIKAMARU! I'm Morikubo Shoutarou.
Tonight we're having an extended 30-minute special!
And we shall name it, The Oh! Shikamaru Nippon!
That felt so good!

NARUTO
Oi oi oi oi oi oi!
Hey, you over there!

SHIKAMARU
This feels so good!
Eh?

NARUTO
What the heck is this Oh! Shikamaru Nippon anyway?
Why the heck are you talking like you're in some election campaign?!

SHIKAMARU
Well, I just felt like praising myself a bit in the opening.
Of course that part died as quickly as it came.
You got me where it hurt.

NARUTO
If you want my program so much, you have to defeat me first!

SHIKAMARU
Aww, come on.
Tonight's a special night, so Takeuchi Junko-san, you're the guest!

NARUTO
Guest.

SHIKAMARU
You're always the main character, right?
For tonight you shall leave the main things to me!
And get yourself into guest-mode!

NARUTO
Yeah!!

SHIKAMARU
So let's introduce the guest again!
The guest for tonight!
The /guest/!
The voice of the ninja with the most out-of-this-world antics - Uzumaki Naruto, she's Takeuchi Junko!

NARUTO
Sha-nyarou!!
(sha-nyarou is actually what inner sakura always says)
Good evening!
I'm the voice of Uzumaki Naruto, Takeuchi Junko!

SHIKAMARU
... 'sha-nyarou' is a bit wrong, don't you think?

NARUTO
I'm so happy to be a guest!

SHIKAMARU
But you've never been a guest before, have you?
Up till today.

NARUTO
That's true.

SHIKAMARU
But when we got together for the show the previous episode...
"Ah, Junko-chan, you're doing a radio show like this!", I said that.
That's how I knew, actually.

NARUTO
It's always different.

SHIKAMARU
Always different?
But you say you always find it hard to strike a conversation with Shikamaru during the AFUREKO sessions.

NARUTO
I don't find it hard for Shikamaru.
I find it hard for Morikubo-kun.

SHIKAMARU
Hey wait.
Right.
I really understand.
That was really frank.
Now you're making me sweat.
But what about during the radio show?

NARUTO
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
I wouldn't know until we continue a bit more.

SHIKAMARU
Anyway Junko-chan gives off a different aura according to the T.P.O.
(Time and Place of Occurence?)

NARUTO
Oh?

SHIKAMARU
According to where you are.

NARUTO
Is that so?
I don't really talk much.

SHIKAMARU
That's true.
Please also stop talking while drawing on the paper?

NARUTO
Oops.
I'm a guest, right?
A guest shouldn't need to worry so much and can lounge around a bit.
So I thought I'd draw a bit...

SHIKAMARU
And anyway! In this program when your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly!
Did you know that, Junko-chan?

NARUTO
Yeah!

SHIKAMARU
It's like, you know, a test based on your strength!
Currently, all of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy.
The more your mail gets read out, this is really cool, Junko-chan!
You raise from Genin...

NARUTO
Wah!

SHIKAMARU
... to Chuunin...

NARUTO
Waah!

SHIKAMARU
All the way to Jounin!

NARUTO
Kya!

SHIKAMARU
Like something good'll happen, eh?

NARUTO
That's so good!

SHIKAMARU
When you become Jounin, that is.
Now, without further ado we shall introduce some mails.
Academy Student from Saitama, Kouzuki Miho-chan!

NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.

SHIKAMARU
"I'm always listening with great pleasure.
By the way.
What are the MY BOOMs for the both of you?
(my boom is an engrish phrase used to describe something someone is currently obsessed or fascinated with)
Please tell me!
Anyway, my current MY BOOM is Chawanmushi."
(chawanmushi = savoury egg custard)
Chawanmushi for a MY BOOM?
I really don't get it.

NARUTO
Maybe because it's winter?

SHIKAMARU
So she's all out to want to eat Chawanmushi?

NARUTO
I like the way Chawanmushi looks.

SHIKAMARU
That's a strange pastime.
So what's your MY BOOM, Junko-chan?

NARUTO
Me?
Well, is it okay for me to mention some brand names here?

SHIKAMARU
Like?

NARUTO
You'd 'piii', blanko it out for me?
MY BOOM! The white chocolate flavour by Kit Kat.

SHIKAMARU
They have a white chocolate flavour?

NARUTO
Yes! There is!
There is!

SHIKAMARU
Is it limited to certain areas?

NARUTO
What? Then why only in where I stay?

SHIKAMARU
So it's not limited to certain places?

NARUTO
No way! I'm sure they have it in Tokyo too!

SHIKAMARU
I see.

NARUTO
You didn't know?

SHIKAMARU
I don't. I don't.

NARUTO
It's really delicious.

SHIKAMARU
Like, "Have a break"!

NARUTO
That's right! "Have a break!"
"Have a break!" - The white chocolate flavour.
They have strawberry flavour too, but-

SHIKAMARU
They have strawberry flavour too?!

NARUTO
You don't know?!
You're so slow!

SHIKAMARU
I think I may really like it.
But I've never really seen it before.

NARUTO
Really?
Then should I buy some for our next AFUREKO session?

SHIKAMARU
That'd be good.
So you must also like white chocolates?
Or other dark chocolates?

NARUTO
Not really like that.
I like them as long as they're chocolates.
But there are some white chocolates that don't taste good as well.
The cheaper ones are usually not really tasty.
So that one I mentioned, it's delicious!

SHIKAMARU
So I must...
... try it.

NARUTO
That's right.
You're okay with chocolates?

SHIKAMARU
I like chocolates.
I feel like eating chocolates right from the morning.

NARUTO
Really.

SHIKAMARU
Like, it's my wake-up call?
If I don't eat something sweet for the morning I won't wake up at all.

NARUTO
Is that so?

SHIKAMARU
I'd be in Shikamaru-mode for the whole day.
Like, "argh, everything's so troublesome."

NARUTO
Hey, wait, so why don't you eat some chocolates when you feel like you can't get into the mood during AFUREKO?

SHIKAMARU
But I have to get into /Shikamaru's/ role during AFUREKO!

NARUTO
You lie!
You're lying!

SHIKAMARU
Ro-, I mean, Paku Romi-chan?
She said it before, right?
Asking me to get more motivated?
During her comment?
Her comment for me.
That's why I try to get into my character!

NARUTO
Liar liar liar liar~

SHIKAMARU
It's true.

NARUTO
But whenever I meet Morikubo-kun in other studios he doesn't change much.

SHIKAMARU
And with that, we proceed to the show!
Listeners, bring out the best in you and write us those mails!
Now, please listen to a tune here!
Little by Little: Kanashimi o Yasashisa ni!

[song]

You've been listening to the NARUTO Opening Theme, which will be released soon on December 17th.
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NARUTO
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SHIKAMARU
Narikiri, Henge no Jutsu!
And now, we will throw off all our restraints...

NARUTO
Oh, me?

SHIKAMARU
Takeuchi-san and I will compete against each other with a Henge no Jutsu.
We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the pile, and see who does the better complete change.

NARUTO
Who does the better change, eh?

SHIKAMARU
Yes, who does the better change.

NARUTO
I understand.

SHIKAMARU
You could call it, you know?
A Forbidden Jutsu.
This is such a great section.

NARUTO
Why do you sound like you're lying?

SHIKAMARU
In addition! On the part of the person who loses, as one unit of training he has to perform the Oiroke no Jutsu.

NARUTO
In front of who?

SHIKAMARU
It'll be terrible if you lose!
Prepare yourself!

NARUTO
Yes.

SHIKAMARU
Shall we listen to your enthusiasm?

NARUTO
I'll work hard!
I have no intention to lose!

SHIKAMARU
No intention to lose.
Well, I, I have no intention to win but, oh well.
Now, Junko-chan, draw out a card for the Henge you shall be going through.

NARUTO
This!
From Academy Student Hinata-san.
Thank you for your mail.
"Please change into a fast-food counter employee."
That's what's written.
I'm okay with this.
I have the experience.

SHIKAMARU
She's so confident... eh?
You have the experience?
... I'm not really convinced but anyway.

NARUTO
I have to do a complete change right?
The important part is how complete the change, right?

SHIKAMARU
Yes, how complete the change.
So yes, please proceed with the Henge!

NARUTO
Henge!
Welcome!
One vanilla?
Oh no no, one hamburger!
Order accepted and please wait for a while!
Would you like some french fries to go along?
Any drinks to go along with that?
Small cola? I got your order down!
Please wait for a while!
Ah! Will you be eating here or taking it away?
Thank you!
Sorry to keep you waiting!
Hamburger, small cola and french fries!
Thank you very much!
Eh? What?
Smile?
You cannot take that home with you!
It's raw!
I'll smile for you here instead.
Yes, cheese!
Thank you very much!

SHIKAMARU
I see.
So this is what this section is about!

NARUTO
This is the truth.

SHIKAMARU
I thought it was something else.
What was that all about?

NARUTO
It was a few years ago.
I don't remember.

SHIKAMARU
You really did it.

NARUTO
I did!
When I was still in high school.
In a certain fast food restaurant.

SHIKAMARU
In this fast food restaurant near my house?
There are always a lot of oba-san in the afternoon.
They're really good.
They have smiling voices, but their faces have no smile at all!
That felt really gross.

NARUTO
I was like that too.
There was this inspector guy who came.
So he bought something as per normal.
So I said 'thank you very much!' then...
I was really tired at that time so later he called me out and said,
"I'm from the headquarters. I hope you can smile a bit more."
I was like, "Sorry..."

SHIKAMARU
Get into a good mood eh?
As much as possible, a good mood.

NARUTO
That's right.
I thought I'd try to get into a good mood from then on too.

SHIKAMARU
All right, next up.
Me?
I'll be drawing a card out now.
Ah.

NARUTO
Kaching!

SHIKAMARU
Kaching - metallic sound!
Now let's see, which one would be good?

NARUTO
Which one which one?

SHIKAMARU
This one.
It appears, the mail!
This is from Academy Student Kaitou Ekuriaa-san.
Thank you very much.
"A lamppost being pee'd upon by a dog."

NARUTO
Do it, do it!

SHIKAMARU
I'm good with this.

NARUTO
You are?

SHIKAMARU
It happened to me before.

NARUTO
I see.
You have the experience.

SHIKAMARU
Yes.
Now, let's go!
Henge!
Wha...at the heck.
Again... ?
Oooh that's so warm warm warm...
That's a long long long pee...
... Again?!
Stopping by me again?
One more?
Here it comes...
Ah well.
Aaah well.
Dogs' feet feels like pebbles.
No, not the pebbles.
I don't like pebbles!
Pebbles.
Ah, there it comes.
Again?
Argh!
Thar it pees.
Winter's good though.
Summer's bad.
It gets damp.
This made me remember.

NARUTO
You really did sound like someone who's been through it.
That was a complete change.

SHIKAMARU
Winter is good.

NARUTO
Summer?
Summer's bad?

SHIKAMARU
I remembered something.
I'm sorry.

NARUTO
It's so gross, right?
So terrible, right?

SHIKAMARU
Now! Let's decide on who has the better complete change.
It'll be decided by the majority of the staff in the studio.
Who thinks Junko-chan did better?

NARUTO
These guys only get supportive during times like these.

SHIKAMARU
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
Seven!
Now, me!
The /main personality/ for today.
The /MAIN PERSONALITY/ for today, Nara Shikamaru's voice Morikubo Shoutarou!
Who thinks he did better? Let's count!
1, 2, 3, 4... Man!
What's this?

NARUTO
Yes, it's been decided!
You lose, I win.
So, for one unit of training, yeah? The loser, yeah? You'll have to do the Oiroke no Jutsu.

SHIKAMARU
Now /this/ must be the thing Kazuhiko-san was asking me to watch out for.

NARUTO
Yes, watch out.
The basics are Bon! Kyu! Bon!
Do it with the bon kyu bon!
But you can do a male version of oiroke, that's all right.

SHIKAMARU
Okay.
Then shall I do a Shikamaru Oiroke?

NARUTO
Yes, please do it.
Please do something that I would like.
Please.

SHIKAMARU
Oiroke no Jutsu.
Henge!
Aa this is so troublesome.
Hurry up and do it.
Hurry up.
Whatever, that way's okay.
Whatever.
Aa~... this is so slow.
So troublesome...
That part again?
No.
I don't get it.
This is so long.
Hurry up and finish it.
The clouds are so good... so free.

NARUTO
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!

SHIKAMARU
That was, the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu section!

NARUTO
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SHIKAMARU
So it's a special version for tonight - O-! NARUTO Nippon! And again, O-! Shikamaru Nippon!
I, Morikubo Shoutarou am the main personality!
And in the studio we have as our guest the voice of Naruto, Takeuchi Junko-san!

NARUTO
I'm a guest!

SHIKAMARU
You're a guest!
How do you feel, being a guest?

NARUTO
You know, Morikubo-kun really doesn't listen to me at all.
He completely cut everything I said off!
With the same smile!
Can you at least change the way you cut my words off?
He cut them off so cleanly!

SHIKAMARU
Yeah you know?
I pretty much like to talk on the radio.
But, I'm pretty shy, actually.

NARUTO
What? Everybody says that.
That they can't talk because they're shy.

SHIKAMARU
I guess this is something that's not really good for someone of my profession.

NARUTO
... He's not answering my question at all.

SHIKAMARU
So, shall we read these announcements?

NARUTO
Yes.

SHIKAMARU
Let's read these announcements.
Over here.
From Showa-Note-san.
Showa-Note-san has decided on a selling date for the NARUTO Power Pencils.
Power Pencils. EX?

NARUTO
Look! We've got so many of them here.

SHIKAMARU
Yes we do.
We have various characters drawn on it.

NARUTO
Really!
They're on it!
Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru's here too.

SHIKAMARU
But Shikamaru's pencil isn't sparkling.

NARUTO
Oh yes, there are some that are sparkling away, true.
Naruto's sparkling away.

SHIKAMARU
Yes, he is.
They will be sold in the Showa-Note booth in the 2004 Jump Fiesta.
All who are going, please remember to check it out.

NARUTO
Buy them and play with them!

SHIKAMARU
They've got some game explanations, looks fun!

NARUTO
They call these pencil games?
Please buy to get the details!

SHIKAMARU
That was the announcements regarding the power pencils!
And now, shall we go into this section?
Ore no Nindou! Watashi no Nindou!
I'll live by my Nindou!
We're collecting the ways of life, or Nindou, from all our listeners.
Let's introduce these with a bang, Junko-san!
Now, before we introduce the mails.
Let's listen to Morikubo Shoutarou's Nindou.
Here I go!

NARUTO
Go go!

SHIKAMARU
Let's go.
Morikubo Shoutarou's Nindou!
I won't throw it.
Because I'm an adult.
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!

NARUTO
Wait a minute.
What won't you throw?

SHIKAMARU
I'm talking serious things here.
I'm a smoker, you know?
Everybody, yeah, sometimes we smoke in the studio too.
I mean 'littering'.

NARUTO
Littering!

SHIKAMARU
Hang on to it! If you're a good adult.

NARUTO
I see.

SHIKAMARU
I drive.
Once in my previous car I threw some litter out of the window,
and I felt so depressed! Scolded myself really bad!

NARUTO
But you shouldn't do it.
You shouldn't do it.
You don't like it, right?
What if you find someone who litters while walking along the streets?

SHIKAMARU
I'd feel grossed out.
Now you're asking me something I don't like!

NARUTO
You need courage for that.

SHIKAMARU
That's right.
I got no guts.
I got no guts but I won't litter for sure.

NARUTO
I see.

SHIKAMARU
It's such a sad thing.
You feel more sad than angry.

NARUTO
Right, when you're going for a walk, the dogs and cats?
They may start digging and playing with the litter.
Even the children too.

SHIKAMARU
I just can't take it.
I don't understand why people litter.

NARUTO
By the way, are you a person who smokes while walking?

SHIKAMARU
I don't, I don't.
I smoke at the designated areas.

NARUTO
So you don't walk and smoke.
That's good, I don't like people doing that too.

SHIKAMARU
I was driving my bike around recently by myself.
So I got to a parking lot.
There are lots for cars and bikes.
Lots of bikers there.
Lots of them smoked and left the cigarette butts behind.
That's so sad.
So I helped, although I left a lot of what I couldn't help behind too.

NARUTO
Really?

SHIKAMARU
So it's like, repayment for just now.

NARUTO
What do you mean, repayment?

SHIKAMARU
I can't just drop them, though.

NARUTO
Of course not.
You can't do that but...

SHIKAMARU
That's how I feel.

NARUTO
At least do what you are able to do.

SHIKAMARU
Do it.
This is Ore no Nindou Datte ba yo.

NARUTO
That was interesting.
That was really serious... you really are a blood type B!
They're always super serious when it comes to strange things.

SHIKAMARU
I'm not being serious.
But there are just some things I can't take lying down.

NARUTO
That's your way of life!

SHIKAMARU
That's right.
You understand, right? How I feel?

NARUTO
I do, I do.
I hate it when my futon crumples and folds when I sleep.
I'd definitely want one with a zipper by the left side or something.

SHIKAMARU
You know, we do go to hotels sometimes right? Because of our work?
So the bedding of the hotel you'd pull the zipper all the way?
Do you remove the whole thing or just stick your feet into the part you unzip?

NARUTO
I peel the whole thing off.
With a BAA! sound.

SHIKAMARU
So by the time you wake up your yukata will be all crumpled?

NARUTO
I don't wear yukata.
I'll bring my pajamas there.
Because a yukata really makes you feel the temperature.
Your stomach'll hurt because of that.

SHIKAMARU
I guess all the girls do that.

NARUTO
We do!
We do!

SHIKAMARU
As for covering on the boys' side...
Everybody just goes completely bare.
Everybody!
Like they don't feel a thing.
So unsightly.
Don't know if we can get them to do anything about it...

NARUTO
So Morikubo-kun, are you someone who likes to fit snugly into the bedding?

SHIKAMARU
I get in, really.
I like the feeling of being constrained.
Then I try to turn... here, there...
It's like, "Argh! I'm falling in!!"
Then I'll just loosen it up a bit.
That's my type.

NARUTO
I see.

SHIKAMARU
That is Ore no Nindou too.

NARUTO
So yeah, let's introduce some Nindous of the listeners too!

SHIKAMARU
So, Junko-chan, let's proceed!
I'll go first.
Academy Student from Yokohama, Hen na Yatsu's Nindou!
"When I'm eating my favourite ramen, I'll just put a little in my mouth and then cool the noodles down with my nose breath! That's Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!"

NARUTO
That's so strange.

SHIKAMARU
That's not just strange. It's... strange.

NARUTO
It's strange!

SHIKAMARU
... how the heck do you do it?
Slurrrpp and then... cool the noodles by your breathing nose.

NARUTO
Cool it by breathing through the nose... hmm...

SHIKAMARU
The ramen is in your mouth, for goodness sake.

NARUTO
Because it's in your mouth you have to use the nose!
This isn't normal!

SHIKAMARU
You know, I actually... tried this just now.
It's impossible!

NARUTO
Impossible?
So yeah, please send us your technique?

SHIKAMARU
I want to know too.

NARUTO
Me too.
Then here I go with another one.
Academy Student from Kanagawa, Amedori-san?
Watashi no Nindou!
"If I find someone I like, I'll confess rightaway!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!"
Wow.
Are you a fast-confession type?

SHIKAMARU
Me? I'm fast in my confessions.

NARUTO
Really?

SHIKAMARU
Junko-chan, you?

NARUTO
I'm... I move by the pace of the clouds.

SHIKAMARU
The type who goes around asking for confirmation first?

NARUTO
That's right.
I want to know if the other party has even any interest in me at all.
And while I go around trying to uncover that... then I feel more power, power, power!

SHIKAMARU
Wait wait.
In that case I'm move by the pace of the clouds too!
I see.

NARUTO
Is that so?
Like, you know? If you don't at least poking around and confess right away nothing will work out, right?

SHIKAMARU
That's true.
But when your eyes meet then you feel like you want to just finish it quickly.
See? When you find something you want, you'd buy it immediately, right?

NARUTO
Wait. Don't put humans and things on the same level!

SHIKAMARU
But well, it just feels that way.

NARUTO
But then that means you're not really cloud-pace.

SHIKAMARU
Well but the part about asking about the other party from othe people...
Okay, for example, would you question the people around him? About if he has a girlfriend already?

NARUTO
Well, somehow you /will/ do that.
Somehow you just will want to do that.

SHIKAMARU
So after you find out, you go?

NARUTO
Well, but that's got nothing to do with anything.

SHIKAMARU
Nothing to do with it.

NARUTO
What's most important is whether the other party has interest in me or not.

SHIKAMARU
I see.
I guess I do mind a bit.
So this is the true cloud-pace type!

NARUTO
We all move like the pace of the clouds!

SHIKAMARU
One... one more mail?
... Ah, that's all we can have for today.
Yes, so because of time constraints we're done here!
We're still collecting mails for Ore no Nindou Watashi no Nindou.
Tell us all your ways of life tte ba yo!

NARUTO
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

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On sale from December 17th!
We'll get everything back.

The soundtrack is going on sale as a forerunner!
I'll steal anything that shines!
The legendary bandit is going to have an OVA!
Original Video Animation - Bandit Jing in Seventh Heaven.
The original soundtrack goes on sale from Aniplex on December 17th!

The CD case is going on sale from Showa-Note.
So refreshing! Minty sleep for those who don't go for mint!
Finally being accepted by Animate.
Sales start from December 17th.
It's a limited edition merchandise for the Jump Fiesta that will go on sale first.
It's still too soon to try to win me.

Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

SHIKAMARU
You've been listening to tonight's special version - O-! NARUTO Nippon, and again, O-! Shikamaru Nippon!
It's time to part.

NARUTO
What a pity.

SHIKAMARU
Yes.
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc!
Those whose mails get read will get /something/ as a present.
I wonder what that's about?
Where should your missives all go to?
Junko-chan!

NARUTO
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
That's 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
That's naruto@obc1314.com

SHIKAMARU
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send lotsa lotsa mails and postcards to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!

NARUTO
OOOH!! NARUTO NIPPON!!! IT'S FINALLY BACK!!
Yeah! Ending!

SHIKAMARU
It's gone back? Before the closing?

NARUTO
I shall ask my program back from you now.
How did you feel, after being the personality for today?

SHIKAMARU
Yeah... to tell you the truth.
I auditioned for the role of Naruto as well.

NARUTO
You did?!

SHIKAMARU
And so, that da... "datte ba yo!"
I really wanted to say it.

NARUTO
Really?
This role can really make you blow a blood vessel.

SHIKAMARU
Ah well, but!
We still have a bit of lag time, right?

NARUTO
... lag time?

SHIKAMARU
30 minutes, right?
I want to say, after this one time, I now really want to come!
To the radio show!

NARUTO
Ah! You want to appear on the radio show!
Well then we'll have to wait for the support from all the rest first.
As long as we can get their support!

SHIKAMARU
Yes! Over there and over here!

NARUTO
Listeners, please send in all your mails to ask Nara Shikamaru to come again.

SHIKAMARU
Send lotsa lotsa mails in!

NARUTO
Next week on this time, it'll be a special Hagaren Housoukyoku 30 minute special!
The next Oo Naruto Nippon will be on December 29th.
The ManPa will still be Morikubo Shoutarou-kun!

SHIKAMARU
Yes, everybody.
Please look forward to enjoying the show!

NARUTO
So see you again same time next next week!
You've been listening to!

SHIKAMARU
Morikubo Shoutarou and!

NARUTO
Takeuchi Junko!

BOTH
Bye bye!

NARUTO
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note.


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2.July.2004


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