O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 09 1st December, 2003 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Temari - Paku Romi Mentioned Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Kyu kyu! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the personality of this show! And this week we're not having a ManPa but a special one-time personality datte ba yo! So let me introduce this mail here... Academy Student from Kobe, Ninja Naruto no Imouto-san. Thank you for your mail. "Please get Paku Romi-san to be the monthly personality. I want to hear that husky voice that sounds like Ishida Akira-san's onee-san. Please absolutely do." Yes, so the onee-chan who has a younger brother who's my enemy. Her temperament is even worse than Gaara?! And anyway let's introduce her! Tamori! No, that's not right. The voice of Temari, Paku Romi-san datte ba yo!! TEMARI Ninpou! Kamaitachi no Jutsu! (Ninpou! Art of the Whirlwind! - kama itachi is actually a weasel carrying a sickle, said in Japanese folklore to be causing wind related disasters) And so with that, good evening, I'm Paku Romi! Please to be of service! NARUTO Good evening! TEMARI And that wasn't really Temari just now, eh? I'm sorry! NARUTO No, that's all right. It was very Romi-san-like, and so it was Temari-like. You know? Do you know what everybody thinks of you? TEMARI Wha-What do you mean? NARUTO We wonder if you're a beautiful onee-san or a beautiful onii-san. TEMARI Wait a damn minute! What do you mean 'beautiful onii-san'? What do you mean, Junko-chan? NARUTO How should I put it- TEMARI Although actually, people do misunderstand me sometimes. They'd ask, "Are you New Half?" (Thank to kuuumo for the revision: New Half is a term in Japan used on transvestites.) NARUTO Really!? TEMARI Yes, seriously. Even questions like, "Are you Japanese-Korean?" We have some Japanese-Korean in my office, you see. Then when I start talking, because my voice is husky! They all mistake me to be New Half and they all start scrutinizing me! Then they'd ask me if I could sing a song with my husky voice or something. A very big misunderstanding! NARUTO Yeah! But girls who are New Half are mostly beautiful women, so... TEMARI Aww, man! Wait - say it one more time. NARUTO I really wanted to say this. TEMARI What? What? NARUTO Why does such a beautiful woman like you have such a terrible character- TEMARI One more time! NARUTO Why does such a beautiful woman like you have such a terrible character- TEMARI Wait - stop at that spot please? Stop! This has nothing to do with my character. Nothing at all. NARUTO Today! Let's tie up, tie up some loose ends! TEMARI What? NARUTO Why does Paku Romi-san use such strong words in her speech though she's such a beautiful onee-san? I can't stand it anymore, it's so mysterious, I have to ask. TEMARI What the hell do you mean! NARUTO And before that I was thinking, If she uses any dirty words today, we'll punish her! TEMARI Wait wait wait a minute! I think you mentioned it at the NARUTO studio indeed. But you're really going to do it? NARUTO Ah well, it's not written on the script but yes, we'll do it. TEMARI You're bloody serious?! NARUTO Bloody serious! Bloody serious? TEMARI Eeto... Do you mean it? NARUTO Yes I do. TEMARI You really mean it? NARUTO Ah even if you don't want it, we'll ask you to pay up the fine. As for what we'll be using it for, we'll use it to give everyone a high tea treat! TEMARI Aww, I hope you don't get washed away by the tea then. Aw man, really! Then anyway, pleased to be of service! NARUTO Pleased to be of service! So that's Paku Romi-san for us! And for some reason, there are some oranges in the studio today! And with that, let's introduce some mails! Academy Student from Oosaka, Kurokoshou-san. Thank you for your mail. TEMARI Thank you for your mail! NARUTO "They say that the skin of oranges has nutrients and can help you work out your fats. After girls hear that I'm guessing they won't peel the skin off anymore!" ... I'd still peel it off. TEMARI No no, don't peel them off! NARUTO And one more here! This one is one about Watashi no Nindou. Academy Student Miaka-san. My Nindou! "I'll definitely grafitti on oranges. This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!" She says that she draws pictures of Kakashi-sensei on the oranges. TEMARI How cute! NARUTO How cute! But it'll become difficult to eat like this. But it's really cute, so please continue to do it. TEMARI Yesh. Pwease kontinyu two doo shoo! NARUTO Although I can see that you already /are/ eating the oranges? TEMARI Because you see, it's so delicious, these oranges! NARUTO Yes, so yes, so at least let me say "Please eat them!" I was going to say it but you're already eating them! TEMARI I am sorry! It's so delicious, so... NARUTO Delicious, yes! So Romi-san will, while eating oranges and not using dirty words! TEMARI Yes! NARUTO We'll enjoy ourselves in these 20 minutes. TEMARI I shall work hard! NARUTO Wrong usage of words! Anyway, Inoue Kazuhiko-san, the voice of Kakashi has left a message for you. Please take a listen. KAKASHI Paku-san! TEMARI Yes! KAKASHI Are you working hard? TEMARI No, I'm very nervous... KAKASHI Please work hard! TEMARI No no, I'm not really working hard... KAKASH Are you working hard? TEMARI Well, I'm... not working hard... KAKASHI Work hard! TEMARI I... guess I will. KAKASHI Really. TEMARI I'll... work... hard... KAKASHI You're a really beautiful person. TEMARI What the hell is this man talking about? KAKASHI When I first saw you my heart was beating so fast. TEMARI What the hell are you talking about? KAKASHI Yes... if you keep your mouth shut you're really really cute. TEMARI Wait! What do you mean!? KAKASHI I really like you. Nfu. TEMARI Kazuhiko-san... Kazuhiko-san? NARUTO Yes, that's what it's about. That means Kazuhiko-san thinks the same way I do, right? TEMARI Wait one damn minute- NARUTO Watch it! Watch it! Watch your words! TEMARI Wait! Please wait! NARUTO Yes? TEMARI I am, at any time, whatever words I use, cute. NARUTO Yes, cute! TEMARI Yes. Cute. NARUTO Cute. Cute, but... You really, well, talk like a guy. And you get called 'aniki' too, eh? I heard someone call you that during a program, so- TEMARI No, wait! Nobody ever called me 'aniki' before! NARUTO But I heard it! Today! TEMARI Nothing of that sort! NARUTO It was like, "Aniki! Please let me off! Aniki!" They said it, didn't they? TEMARI Those girls misunderstand me! Oh wait, the orange skin is melting away. NARUTO And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! TEMARI I've hijacked this show already. Bring that quack out somewhere and get lost! Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL Big news, big news! Our story is quickly becoming available in video format! Sasuke's powers are going out of control because of the Cursed Seal from Orochimaru. And the scroll-snatching gets even more intense! What is the secret behind those scrolls? NARUTO video series - Scroll Twelve - coming your way December the 3rd! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Itsu no ma ni yara nigiyaka san! (They're always bustling with liveliness) Unchi tsuitara karouyaka san! (When they're pooing they're so easy-going~~) Denka funifuni Hina ponpon! (Denka's all squishy and Hina's like a pompom~~) Konya mo hajikero daidetsu! (Let's bounce around tonight all the way too~~) Asa ni wa shizuka ni neteru kara! (Since by morning they'll be quietly sleeping away~~) Toron~~ Music Care! TEMARI ... What? NARUTO In this section, while we await upon the listener's 'caring' help... TEMARI Wait wait... what was that just now? NARUTO Just now? ... Later. So yeah, we're making an Ouenka song for this program. (ouenka = supporters song) An three-way super mission of victory, hard work and friendship datte ba yo. So, let me explain the song just now. I have two cats. TEMARI Yes, you do. NARUTO Denka and Hina. So because I love them so much after just two months of buying this guitar! I made the song for them. TEMARI Oh, I see! I was in... great pain listening to it, but... NARUTO Yes yes yes, objection overruled! Overruled! TEMARI Oh yes! Very interesting! What a wonderful song that was! NARUTO Ain't that right! TEMARI Great! The best! NARUTO But frankly. I don't really like to play that song in front of others. TEMARI I see. But it was really cute. NARUTO Thank you. But this isn't what this section is supposed to be about. It's about making an Ouenka for O-! NARUTO Nippon. Although I'm really bad at the guitar. I've been practicing. Still we're collecting tunes and lyrics here. By the way, can you play the guitar, Romi-san? Ah, you can. I can hear the clink in you. So, you can take over the guitar now. TEMARI Well, I can play but I can only play one song. NARUTO Well then, just play a little bit. TEMARI Really? I'll really play a little bit. NARUTO Just a little bit. TEMARI I'll probably get the notes wrong. NARUTO That's all right. TEMARI And I'll probably be rather unconfident. Really? Then here I go. Don't cry. *strums Tears in Heaven* NARUTO That's so cool. TEMARI Why don't you sing a long? Yeah, that's what it feels like. NARUTO You know, I really want to say that was really good, but- I can't say it. Ah! This is the real thing! Oh wow! TEMARI No! Come on! I tried my best practicing it! NARUTO Indeed, you play it better than I do. But I'd give it a 50 over 100. TEMARI Why?! NARUTO But- But you were completely off tune! Even I can tell something like that! TEMARI Wait a damn minute! I was too engrossed just now, and my nails are too long so I couldn't reach the proper notes! Whose guitar is this anyway?! NARUTO Mine. TEMARI Ugh oh. NARUTO Anyway this guitar is called Ganko-chan. TEMARI Why did you give her such a name? NARUTO Well, in a spurt of inspiration I just called her Ganko. Ganko-chan, Ganko-chan, tickle-tickle-tickle! That's the feeling. And anyway. We'll always ask the people who come to the studio to think of a phrase for the lyrics. So anyway, listen well. These are the phrases we've gotten so far. Ishida-san: Atai. Abazure. (valley girl 'I', brusque hag) Minami-chan from Aniplex: Boku mo anta mo hassuru hassuru. Konya mo hitori namidazake. (Onwards, onwards, you and I. Tonight I drink the wine of tears alone too.) Kazuhiko-san: Ikazuribune no akari ga nijimu. (The Mine Layer reflects a rainbow light.) Instead of an Ouenka, it has now become Oh! Enka! (enka = modern japanese ballad) So. I want some phrases that are more Ouenka-like! TEMARI But this is pretty good! I think it fits you really well, Junko-chan. Atai, abazure. NARUTO It fits Romi-san too. TEMARI Why? NARUTO It fits. TEMARI But why? NARUTO It does fit. TEMARI Why? NARUTO It really does fit. TEMARI It's true I'm an Enka rocker. NARUTO Enka rocker? TEMARI Yes, Enka rocker. Whatever pop song I sing in the karaoke? It becomes Enka. NARUTO So anyway. We have some lyrics submitted from all the listeners. Let's introduce them. I'll start first. Academy Student from Chiba, Misasu-san. Thank you for your mail. "Hitori ja nai yo." (You are not alone.) TEMARI ... Woah, that feels so sad. NARUTO It conveys the feeling of, "Go for it!" Isn't that good. Romi-san, what about you? TEMARI Academy Student Junko Junior-san. "Kabutta neko o nuijatte." (Take off the cat sitting on my head.) I like this! NARUTO Really? TEMARI Take off the cat sitting on my head! NARUTO It's like, it's got a lot of underlying meanings. TEMARI I think we should really really include this! What do you think? NARUTO Well then for today we'll take on Junko Junior-san's "Kabutta neko o nuijatte!" We'll put this in. We will. TEMARI Congratulations! NARUTO Congratulations! Everybody else, please remember to submit your phrases too. TEMARI I can really imagine this now. NARUTO Great. So now that we've introduced all the listener's lyrics, we'll ask Romi-san for one phrase as well. We've been conducting this section for two months already. But it hasn't taken any form at all yet. If we don't at least shape it up I think the listeners won't really want to join in either. I really hope we can shape it up. Please, Romi-san, help us think of a phrase for the lyrics that'll fit the theme. TEMARI Really? NARUTO You've given thought to it? TEMARI You know... NARUTO What was that smile just now?! What?! TEMARI I really... I /have/ thought about it already. NARUTO Really? TEMARI This is a phrase that can't go wrong when you think of Takeuchi Junko - Naruto! NARUTO Aww man. I'm scared. TEMARI This'll definitely fit your song. NARUTO Really? Then. Please introduce it to us. TEMARI Omae to no akushu de, tamashii wa shizukami. (A handshake with you and my soul is seized.) Sakura fubuki ga naiteru ze. (The falling sakura is as if crying.) NARUTO That's long! TEMARI What do you think? NARUTO Well... Omae to no akushu de... TEMARI I actually thought of using omae-san... omae-san! (omae-san: sometimes an affectionate term for calling one's husband) Which do you think is better? NARUTO No no no no no no. TEMARI Then let's use omae-san! Use omae-san. It's decided - omae-san it is! NARUTO Man! Why is everybody like this?! Why do all of you behave that way? Omae-san to no... TEMARI But it's really good, don't you think? A handshake and your soul is seized! NARUTO ... akushu de tamashii wa shizukami... Sakura fubuki ga naiteru ze... TEMARI Ain't it good? It'll become a super song so work hard, Junko-chan! NARUTO You really wanted to say that, didn't you. TEMARI I'll just stand by and cheer you on. And I'll join in during the chorus. NARUTO Really? TEMARI Paparappa paa! NARUTO No wait. Paparappa paa is so weird. Shouldn't it at least payappa~? So Romi-san, you'll definitely sing? TEMARI Oh yes, count on it. NARUTO What Romi-san has thought of just now... TEMARI I'll join in with a super short mini-skirt! NARUTO Nobody can see you anyway! TEMARI Just for the mood. NARUTO So it's decided that you'll join in together with us in the song from the start. TEMARI Wait a minute. I never said that! NARUTO Yes you did. TEMARI I never said that! NARUTO You said chorus! TEMARI Yes, I said chorus! The papparappa or payappa part. NARUTO We'll put it in right from the start. It's been decided! TEMARI Wait wait - OOOI!!! Are you bloody serious?! What kind of a radio show is this?! NARUTO Romi-san's going to be joining us! TEMARI Are you bloody serious?! NARUTO So all you listeners... Please give me all your 'caring' help. Seriously. And also, tips for improving on my guitar skills or lyrics for the song. Please send them all in. Not just mails, recorded tapes or tunes are welcomed too! Send them all in to the Music Care section tte ba yo! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... The three sisters from Hong Kong are here! Spanning the world, the modern action/adventure R.O.D. Finally a television series! R.O.D. the TV, DVD Disc 1. Lots and lots of it from Aniplex, selling on 20th October onwards! NARUTO We've come to the end of O-! NARUTO Nippon in such a short while! We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Those whose mails get read out will get /something/. TEMARI Something? NARUTO Yes, /something/. Where should your missives all go to? Romi-san, please. TEMARI Yes! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO And of course, when your mail gets read you'll raise accordingly in rank to Genin, Chuunin and Jounin! Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And now some announcements! My office is holding an event, the Love-Life event! TEMARI What? Say it one more time? NARUTO The Love-Life event! A lot of things will be happening! November 5th and 6th at Tokyo FM Hall. You can enquire about the tickets with the phone number Tokyo-0354695280. That's Tokyo-0354695280. Please contact Nerukeppu Raningu Ltd for more details. And one more! It's finally the season for that! Vstation has concentrated all their efforts on this! It's the Vstation Surprise Attack 03! Zero Three! This time on December 13th, Saturday, and 14th, Sunday, at 9:30PM we'll be having the event! Of course, O-! NARUTO Nippon will be there as well! The theme this time will be: Cycling-cycling! The main character of the show will be Suzumura Kenichi-san, who will be cycling from Nagoya to Oosaka - 200 kilometres - in 24 hours with a specially Vstation prepared bicycle. TEMARI Really?! NARUTO Wow, sounds hard. Everybody on the entourage will be on bicycles too. There's a special place in Radio Oosaka headquarters where some personalities will be timing the thing and overseeing the entourage! I guess you could call this a special product too. It's Operation Bicycle! Vstation Shop has powered up some more! It seems like we'll be expanding the premises on those two days only! The location is in Oosaka Big Bridge Gallery 21st! Times for both days start from 2PM! On Saturday, Mieno Hitomi-san, Saeki Tomo-san will be there! On Sunday, Izuka Mayumi-san, Iwa Saeko-san and Ueda Kanna-san will be there! And on both days, Takeuchi Junko will be there in her Hunter costume! We have even more latest information so please visit the Vstation homepage if you want to know more! TEMARI Of course we will! NARUTO We'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra too so we'll see you again same time next week but before that! The ManPa for next week is Morikubo Shoutarou-san, who does Nara Shikamaru. So Romi-san, please leave a message for Morikubo-san here. TEMARI I've always wanted to say something to Morikubo-kun. Why are you always smelling like salted fish? And - try not to act so tensed up all the time, please. That would be all. And, anyway, please get Morikubo-kun to answer this. NARUTO Well, today wasn't a monthly personality. Anwyay, thank you for your hard work for this sudden special guest appearance. TEMARI Yes, really. NARUTO But there are a lot of things more that I want to ask about. And also, we didn't even have a chance to touch the punishment game. We'll really be calling you in as a real montly personality, so... TEMARI Oh no no no, Junko-chan, work hard please! NARUTO I'll work hard, so... TEMARI Work hard by yourself! By yourself! By yourself! NARUTO By myself? *wails* TEMARI I don't understand what you're saying. NARUTO Yes, so, come again. TEMARI Yes, work hard. NARUTO What? And so anyway! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! TEMARI Paku Romi! And now, I shall transform into Edward Elric. EDWARD Come on, Uzumaki Naruto! I'll show you what it means to be in a different league! NARUTO You're in the wrong show! 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