O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 08 24th November, 2003 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko Mentioned Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time with missions today too! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! RAAR! YAARRRG!! HELLO!!! Kyu kyu!!! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the personality of this show datte ba yo! And, the ManPa who's with the show together with me is this person! KAKASHI Aa~ This is really bad... A wolf asked me for directions while I was on my way here. "Do you know where Little Red Riding Hood's house is?" I got confused and assaulted him. And I was late. Good evening! I'm Inoue Kazuhiko, the voice of Hatake Kakashi. NARUTO You sure have a repertoire of skills. Assaulted the wolf... Kazuhiko-san, this is your last appearance this month! KAKASHI Yes! In the twinkling of an eye! NARUTO Yes, it was very quick! KAKASHI So lonely! NARUTO So please drop by again! KAKASHI Please call me by again! NARUTO You know, I have something to ask you here, Kazuhiko-san. KAKASHI What is it? NARUTO You see... Academy Student from Niigata, Inoue-san to Onaji Tanjoubi Desu-san. Thank you for your mail. KAKASHI Thank you for your mail! NARUTO "The radio show is really fun! Somehow you both give me the feeling of a good parent-child pair!" KAKASHI Yes! I'm the child. NARUTO No way. KAKASHI Mama! NARUTO No no no no no. I don't want a child who goes around assaulting people. Inoue-san will be a good- KAKASHI Mama is angry. NARUTO Stop that! Anyway one more mail here. Academy Student from Oosaka, Tomiki Chouyuu-san. Thank you for your mail. KAKASHI Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "I'm going to go bowling with my friends this month. But my bowling skills really suck. I hear that Kazuhiko-san is good in bowling. Please absolutely share some points with me!" So please tell us! KAKASHI Point 1: Practice. Point 2: Concentrate. Point 3: Bowl. NARUTO Wait a minute. Can you not try to say it like it's some mental thesis? Say something that can qualify as a real pointer! KAKASHI Hold the ball. NARUTO Yes, I have it. KAKASHI Fling it out. NARUTO Wait a minute!! Can't you- KAKASHI But I can't explain it like this here! NARUTO Something like, put your hand- KAKASHI So yeah, swing your ball around like a pendulum... NARUTO Bun-bun-bun-bun... KAKASHI Fix a position for yourself, but don't swing the ball out yet while you hold it like this. Make use of the weight of the ball. NARUTO I usually hit the gutter with the ball too. I wonder why? KAKASHI Because you suck. NARUTO I thought you'd say that. What should I do to not hit the gutter? KAKASHI Practice. Concentrate. NARUTO Practice. Concentrate. And with that, I'm sorry. Just depend on those words and work hard, everyone! And anyway! In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength datte ba yo! KAKASHI That's right datte ba yo! NARUTO According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin, Chuunin and Jounin ranks! KAKASHI Kyu kyu! NARUTO And with that, we have a mail to read out here... Academy Student from Tokyo, Mikuchi-san's Nindou! "When I stand while reading papers in the convenience stores, I'll make sure I sit and look cute sitting! This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!" KAKASHI You're not standing while reading anymore like this. NARUTO That's right. And also- KAKASHI You're sitting down after all! NARUTO I think they're always saying you can't sit and read in the shops? So this gives a feeling of, if I sit down cutely and read, please let me off the hook? It's a little disgusting by yeah, I like doing that too. KAKASHI What does she mean, sit cutely? Like, she wears a mini-skirt and sits there reading? NARUTO Why are you always saying oyaji lines like that? KAKASHI ... Academy Student from Chiba! Uchiha Suzuku-chan's Nindou! "When I put water in the kettle, I'll pour it in from the mouth! This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!" NARUTO Why?! KAKASHI How cute! NARUTO Like, pour it in bit by bit? KAKASHI I do this too. NARUTO No way! KAKASHI It's true. NARUTO Just open the lid and pour it in! KAKASHI It's too damned troublesome to open the lid. NARUTO No way! KAKASHI If you put it in from the mouth it comes out from the mouth. Like an entrance-exit. Since it gives off that 'piiii' sound when it's boiled. So don't you feel like pouring it from the mouth? NARUTO No I don't. KAKASHI Like, if you pour it in with a PAAA! sound, It just feels good pouring it in from a small place, eh? NARUTO Indeed, it may require some strategy. I'll just open the lid. KAKASHI A-re? NARUTO A-re? One more mail! Academy Student from Chiba, Nekota Nekosuke-san's Nindou! "When I sleep I must sleep face down (if I don't do that I won't be able to sleep at all but when I wake up I'll be facing upwards)! This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!" Sleep facing down... I can't sleep facing down. KAKASHI People who have to sleep facing down indicates that you miss someone, right? NARUTO What about people who sleep face up then? KAKASHI It means that you're not missing anyone. NARUTO What a cheap answer. Put more thought into it! KAKASHI Academy Student from Hyougou, Berunikubitabe-san's Nindou! "Every morning at 5am is a towel rubdown massage at the balcony! This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!" This is a male, 21 years old. NARUTO Oh, how healthy. Kazuhiko-san, you hate to lose, so if you do this it'll be at 4:30am? KAKASHI Towel rubdown massage? NARUTO Like, "I'll do it at 4:30!!" KAKASHI I don't think I can get up at 4:30am... maybe at 6. NARUTO But 6am is early too! KAKASHI Hm... but a towel rubdown massage sounds good. Sounds good for the body. NARUTO Is it really that good? KAKASHI They say you won't catch a cold that way. NARUTO So... you rub it like, left-right-left-right-left-right? KAKASHI And even if everyone knows that if you do this you won't catch colds people still don't really do it. NARUTO No they can't... They can't get up so early, you see. KAKASHI They don't even want to take off their T-shirts, eh? NARUTO It gets cold! KAKASHI After sleeping as much as possible they'll stretch a hand out from the bed and... Then they'll want to have a change of clothes. NARUTO It's the season to be lazy, really. KAKASHI Let's do the dry towel rubdown massage! NARUTO Let's work hard! I'm not going to, though. And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! Give your night to me tte ba yo! KAKASHI When you post your mails, remember to look beneath the beneath. In other words, look the front side up. Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL Big news, big news! Our story is quickly becoming available in video format! Sasuke's powers are going out of control because of the Cursed Seal from Orochimaru. And the scroll-snatching gets even more intense! What is the secret behind those scrolls? NARUTO video series - Scroll Twelve - coming your way December the 3rd! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! KAKASHI ARRRRKKK!! NARUTO In a short while, we'll be intruding upon your hearts! In this mission, we'll have the monthly personality Inoue-san perform a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners. What's recorded on the list is: 1) Morning Call 2) Handphone Message 3) Goodnight Call 4) Confession of the Heart 5) Message of Encouragement 6) Listener's Request Those are the six. We'll let the message be randomly picked. You can only hear a message from the monthly personality on this program. You can use it however you want to. To put it in other words - your very own good omen charm! And so Kazuhiko-san, please choose one. KAKASHI This is scary. NARUTO Scary. KAKASHI What should I choose? All right, this - randomly in front of my eyes. NARUTO Got your random pick? KAKASHI This one! NARUTO This? It's been decided~~~~! The mission Kazuhiko-san has to do will be! Handphone message! KAKASHI A handphone message. You mean, like? NARUTO "Hello. This is Kazuhiko. I am not available at the moment." Something like that. KAKASHI A message when I'm not in. NARUTO Yes. You can say anything you want, though. Are you ready? KAKASHI I haven't thought about it yet, but yes. NARUTO Then, let's do this with a ring-ring! Now then, please go ahead with the special mission! KAKASHI Ah, hello? Hello? It's me. I said it's me! Eh? Ah, I'm not available at the moment! I'm sorry! And because of that, please leave your message with your name and purpose of calling after this. Hm? What? Idiot. Don't say that! You've not said anything yet? Oh! Sorry! And so, after the beep. Say it. Beep. NARUTO In the end, no matter what Kazuhiko-san does, he'll always insert some gag and jokes to make it funny. So funny! KAKASHI Is that so? I was trying to say it like I was an actor in a love scene, though... NARUTO No way?! That was an actor in a love scene?! KAKASHI Not good? NARUTO No, that was very cool. That was very interesting. KAKASHI Beep. NARUTO This message... so long before they get to leave their messages! Like, when the- when the heck is the message going to end?! Ah, but I would love to use this. KAKASHI Don't you dare. NARUTO "Hello? It's me. Me!" KAKASHI It's going to make me hated. NARUTO I think everyone will use it anyway. KAKASHI Ah! But it may prove to be effective against prank calls. NARUTO But! But you don't get prank calls all the time! KAKASHI It'd be interesting if you linked this to your phone at work. NARUTO They'd be like, "What the heck is this?!" KAKASHI "Don't play a fool with me!" NARUTO But the fans of Kazuhiko-san will go crazy. They might go, "AH! IT'S THE VOICE OF KAZUHIKO-SAN!!" KAKASHI Ah. You mean they can tell? NARUTO Yes. Only Kazuhiko-san will do something as stupid as this. Definitely. And so, thank you very much. KAKASHI I'm sorry for that. NARUTO If you have a request for the cast to 'Please say a message like this!' then do send them all in to the program! That was, the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu! KAKASHI ARRRRKKK!! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... The three sisters from Hong Kong are here! Spanning the world, the modern action/adventure R.O.D. Finally a television series! R.O.D. the TV, DVD Disc 1. Lots and lots of it from Aniplex, selling on 20th October onwards! Aniplex Hour Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO OooOh! Naruto NippooOOooOOOoon!! KAKASHI Are you all right? NARUTO Yes. And anyway we're having another question session here. KAKASHI All right! NARUTO Kazuhiko-san, please read this. KAKASHI Okay. Academy Student from Tata, Taisumaki Kamaboko-san. NARUTO Thank you for your mail. KAKASHI "I have a small question for Inoue-san. Kakashi and Naruto have a master-disciple relationship, right? If you could have a student from yourself in the NARUTO cast, who would you pick? Would you take Takeuchi-san?" Someone from the NARUTO cast? NARUTO Yes. Of course that would include the voice of that character. Someone you think that you wouldn't mind looking after. Is there any? KAKASHI "And also, what would you teach him or her? Please tell us about it!" NARUTO I want to know too. What you would teach him or her. KAKASHI I can't tell you all of a sudden like this! Well, well... I guess, Sakura-chan would be the one! I'd like Sakura-chan for a student. NARUTO You'd like Sakura-chan for a student. Why? Because she can wear mini-skirts? KAKASHI No no. More like you know, a girl? What? NARUTO A girl, yes? KAKASHI A girl would be more obedient and... tell her, "You're a girl!" NARUTO So you want to teach that to Sakura-chan. What Sakura-chan is different in. You want to teach Sakura-chan that. Then, for example if /I/ become Kazuhiko-san's student. What would you teach me? KAKASHI Courtesy. NARUTO We cannot proceed with this conversation any longer. Let us end it here. Let's go! Let's go to the next mail! KAKASHI Eh? You sure? You still have a lot of courtesy to learn- NARUTO That's all right. Academy Student from Hyougou, Yumi-san. Thank you for your mail. KAKASHI Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "Takeuchi-san, Inoue-san, good evening." Good evening! KAKASHI Good evening! NARUTO "A few days ago I heard a rumour about Inoue-san. A few years ago. While appearing on that popular afternoon variety hosted by /that/ Tamou-san, Tamou-san asked 'Can I punch you, please.' Did you do something really drastic? Please tell us what happened at that time!" I wanna know too. KAKASHI 'Can I punch you, please.' NARUTO Tamou-san asked 'Can I punch you, please.' KAKASHI AH! NARUTO Oh, you remember! KAKASHI The guy who does the afternoon shows, no? NARUTO Yes. KAKASHI Uhnhnhnhnhnhn hn hn hn hn!! NARUTO Yes, the guy who goes 'Uhnhnhnhnhnhn hn hn hn hn!!' KAKASHI I did star in that show. So they had a guess-the-character quiz then. At that time, I was around... 38 years old? 39? Around there. So when I told him my age, he asked me "Can I punch you, please?" NARUTO Oh, I see! So it wasn't that you said something really rude? KAKASHI Yes, yes. NARUTO Your age- KAKASHI Well I guess my existence in itself is something rude. To Tamou-san, my youth at that time was an object of envy. I mean, comparatively, to him, since he was older. NARUTO I see. Of course, at that time Kazuhiko-san's roles were a lot younger too? Something like that? KAKASHI Like my roles in Candy Candy... *mumblemumble* and things like that. NARUTO *mumblemumble* like that. What the heck is *mumblemumble*?! KAKASHI Something delicious! NARUTO True. KAKASHI Yes. So Tamou-san was like, you know? He asked me to say some lines from Oishinbo. Then it became /me/ who wanted to punch /him/! How would I know? NARUTO Very impolite! So funny! So I see. So that's why he asked 'Can I punch you, please.' We were all wondering. Great that we now have an answer. Great, eh, Yumi-san you know too! That's great. KAKASHI Well, that wasn't something very important anyway. NARUTO We have one more here. KAKASHI What is it? NARUTO Well... questions like "Are you really an oyaji?" "Is Kazuhiko-san an oyaji? He should be... After listening to the radio he really sound like one..." KAKASHI I'm not. Do you have to ask? NARUTO I understand what you mean but sometimes you really love pulling oyaji gag jokes. KAKASHI Yes. So please check up on my age. NARUTO Kazuhiko-san is actually a very nice person! KAKASHI What do you mean? NARUTO Okay, the end the end! KAKASHI Okay okay. Thank you very much! NARUTO We've reached - yes - the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. So quickly... KAKASHI Very fast! NARUTO We're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! So, where should your missives all go to? Kazuhiko-san, please. KAKASHI Yes! Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501... NARUTO Wait wait! You said "yonbinbangon" just now didn't you. (PO is actually yuubin bango, adding a 'n' behind all your words is considered to be an obasan way of speech. Perhaps Junko is poking fun of his old man speech patterns. XD) You didn't? Kazuhiko-san, please. KAKASHI Yes! Postcards should go to: Yonbinbangon~ 5n5n2-85n01... Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon That okay? NARUTO Yes! KAKASHI Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com Those whose mails get read out will get /something/. /Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and address. NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! Yes! And here we have some announcements. Kazuhiko-san, please. KAKASHI Yes, and here we go. Join Inoue Kazuhiko in Manza Hot Springs and Skii-Snowball! And with that. It'll be held at Manza Hot Springs next year from January 31st to February 1st. Let's go! So how about all of you, will you go? And so, for enquiries please contact JTV Tokyo, 0353510041-53510041. For fax, it's 53510044. As for me, I think I'd really want to try some snowballs. Yes. NARUTO So, if any of you do go, please remember to send us all your thoughts in your mails. Please tell us. KAKASHI I will make sure I push you all from the back. NARUTO Will you? Don't tell me that please. One more announcement from me! On November 5 and 6 in Tokyo FM Hall, we're having a Love-Life event! KAKASHI Love-Life! NARUTO A lot of things will be happening! I can't say them all here so please everybody, come take a look! The tickets are on sale now. Please contact Nerukeppu Raningu Ltd for more details. Tokyo-0354695280. That's Tokyo-0354695280. Lines are opened from hours 1100 to 1800 so please match up with the time. We're waiting for you. And now, for the much anticipated ManPa of next month. Morikubo Shoutarou-san who voices Nara Shikamaru! Woah! KAKASHI Yaay! Great explosion! NARUTO Kazuhiko-san. KAKASHI Yes. NARUTO Please leave a message for Morikubo-kun. Please. KAKASHI Shou-chan. Be careful, of Takeuchi. If you let your guard down you'll be run to the ground. And so. NARUTO But I never did anything wrong! Everybody's always saying bad things about me! And anyway what that Kazuhiko-san. Thank you for this month! KAKASHI Yes, it was fun. Thank you very much. NARUTO Please come again. KAKASHI Yes. NARUTO Please come again. KAKASHI Please call me. NARUTO Yeah! KAKASHI I think from next year onwards I want to laze around at home. NARUTO Laze around at home... So see you again same time next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! KAKASHI Inoue Kazuhiko! BOTH Bye bye! NARUTO Stay tuned for Hagaren Housoukyoku, after the commercials datte ba yo. 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