O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 08
24th November, 2003
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko
Mentioned
Nara Shikamaru - Morikubo Shoutarou
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side
of the Herz!
We're going to have a crunching good time with missions today too!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
RAAR! YAARRRG!! HELLO!!!
Kyu kyu!!!
I'm Takeuchi Junko, the personality of this show datte ba yo!
And, the ManPa who's with the show together with me is this person!
KAKASHI
Aa~ This is really bad... A wolf asked me for directions while I was
on my way here.
"Do you know where Little Red Riding Hood's house is?"
I got confused and assaulted him.
And I was late.
Good evening! I'm Inoue Kazuhiko, the voice of Hatake Kakashi.
NARUTO
You sure have a repertoire of skills.
Assaulted the wolf...
Kazuhiko-san, this is your last appearance this month!
KAKASHI
Yes! In the twinkling of an eye!
NARUTO
Yes, it was very quick!
KAKASHI
So lonely!
NARUTO
So please drop by again!
KAKASHI
Please call me by again!
NARUTO
You know, I have something to ask you here, Kazuhiko-san.
KAKASHI
What is it?
NARUTO
You see... Academy Student from Niigata, Inoue-san to Onaji Tanjoubi
Desu-san.
Thank you for your mail.
KAKASHI
Thank you for your mail!
NARUTO
"The radio show is really fun!
Somehow you both give me the feeling of a good parent-child pair!"
KAKASHI
Yes!
I'm the child.
NARUTO
No way.
KAKASHI
Mama!
NARUTO
No no no no no.
I don't want a child who goes around assaulting people.
Inoue-san will be a good-
KAKASHI
Mama is angry.
NARUTO
Stop that!
Anyway one more mail here.
Academy Student from Oosaka, Tomiki Chouyuu-san.
Thank you for your mail.
KAKASHI
Thank you for your mail.
NARUTO
"I'm going to go bowling with my friends this month.
But my bowling skills really suck.
I hear that Kazuhiko-san is good in bowling.
Please absolutely share some points with me!"
So please tell us!
KAKASHI
Point 1: Practice.
Point 2: Concentrate.
Point 3: Bowl.
NARUTO
Wait a minute.
Can you not try to say it like it's some mental thesis?
Say something that can qualify as a real pointer!
KAKASHI
Hold the ball.
NARUTO
Yes, I have it.
KAKASHI
Fling it out.
NARUTO
Wait a minute!!
Can't you-
KAKASHI
But I can't explain it like this here!
NARUTO
Something like, put your hand-
KAKASHI
So yeah, swing your ball around like a pendulum...
NARUTO
Bun-bun-bun-bun...
KAKASHI
Fix a position for yourself, but don't swing the ball out yet while
you hold it like this.
Make use of the weight of the ball.
NARUTO
I usually hit the gutter with the ball too.
I wonder why?
KAKASHI
Because you suck.
NARUTO
I thought you'd say that.
What should I do to not hit the gutter?
KAKASHI
Practice.
Concentrate.
NARUTO
Practice.
Concentrate.
And with that, I'm sorry.
Just depend on those words and work hard, everyone!
And anyway! In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will
increase accordingly, it's a selection test based on your strength datte
ba yo!
KAKASHI
That's right datte ba yo!
NARUTO
According to how often your mail is read out, you'll raise to the Genin,
Chuunin and Jounin ranks!
KAKASHI
Kyu kyu!
NARUTO
And with that, we have a mail to read out here...
Academy Student from Tokyo, Mikuchi-san's Nindou!
"When I stand while reading papers in the convenience stores, I'll
make sure I sit and look cute sitting!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!"
KAKASHI
You're not standing while reading anymore like this.
NARUTO
That's right.
And also-
KAKASHI
You're sitting down after all!
NARUTO
I think they're always saying you can't sit and read in the shops?
So this gives a feeling of, if I sit down cutely and read, please let
me off the hook?
It's a little disgusting by yeah, I like doing that too.
KAKASHI
What does she mean, sit cutely? Like, she wears a mini-skirt and sits
there reading?
NARUTO
Why are you always saying oyaji lines like that?
KAKASHI
... Academy Student from Chiba! Uchiha Suzuku-chan's Nindou!
"When I put water in the kettle, I'll pour it in from the mouth!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!"
NARUTO
Why?!
KAKASHI
How cute!
NARUTO
Like, pour it in bit by bit?
KAKASHI
I do this too.
NARUTO
No way!
KAKASHI
It's true.
NARUTO
Just open the lid and pour it in!
KAKASHI
It's too damned troublesome to open the lid.
NARUTO
No way!
KAKASHI
If you put it in from the mouth it comes out from the mouth.
Like an entrance-exit.
Since it gives off that 'piiii' sound when it's boiled.
So don't you feel like pouring it from the mouth?
NARUTO
No I don't.
KAKASHI
Like, if you pour it in with a PAAA! sound,
It just feels good pouring it in from a small place, eh?
NARUTO
Indeed, it may require some strategy.
I'll just open the lid.
KAKASHI
A-re?
NARUTO
A-re?
One more mail! Academy Student from Chiba, Nekota Nekosuke-san's Nindou!
"When I sleep I must sleep face down (if I don't do that I won't
be able to sleep at all but when I wake up I'll be facing upwards)!
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!"
Sleep facing down...
I can't sleep facing down.
KAKASHI
People who have to sleep facing down indicates that you miss someone,
right?
NARUTO
What about people who sleep face up then?
KAKASHI
It means that you're not missing anyone.
NARUTO
What a cheap answer.
Put more thought into it!
KAKASHI
Academy Student from Hyougou, Berunikubitabe-san's Nindou!
"Every morning at 5am is a towel rubdown massage at the balcony!
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!"
This is a male, 21 years old.
NARUTO
Oh, how healthy.
Kazuhiko-san, you hate to lose, so if you do this it'll be at 4:30am?
KAKASHI
Towel rubdown massage?
NARUTO
Like, "I'll do it at 4:30!!"
KAKASHI
I don't think I can get up at 4:30am... maybe at 6.
NARUTO
But 6am is early too!
KAKASHI
Hm... but a towel rubdown massage sounds good.
Sounds good for the body.
NARUTO
Is it really that good?
KAKASHI
They say you won't catch a cold that way.
NARUTO
So... you rub it like, left-right-left-right-left-right?
KAKASHI
And even if everyone knows that if you do this you won't catch colds
people still don't really do it.
NARUTO
No they can't...
They can't get up so early, you see.
KAKASHI
They don't even want to take off their T-shirts, eh?
NARUTO
It gets cold!
KAKASHI
After sleeping as much as possible they'll stretch a hand out from the
bed and...
Then they'll want to have a change of clothes.
NARUTO
It's the season to be lazy, really.
KAKASHI
Let's do the dry towel rubdown massage!
NARUTO
Let's work hard!
I'm not going to, though.
And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well!
Give your night to me tte ba yo!
KAKASHI
When you post your mails, remember to look beneath the beneath.
In other words, look the front side up.
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment
and Showa-Note.
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
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Our story is quickly becoming available in video format!
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And the scroll-snatching gets even more intense!
What is the secret behind those scrolls?
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu!
KAKASHI
ARRRRKKK!!
NARUTO
In a short while, we'll be intruding upon your hearts!
In this mission, we'll have the monthly personality Inoue-san perform
a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners.
What's recorded on the list is:
1) Morning Call
2) Handphone Message
3) Goodnight Call
4) Confession of the Heart
5) Message of Encouragement
6) Listener's Request
Those are the six.
We'll let the message be randomly picked.
You can only hear a message from the monthly personality on this program.
You can use it however you want to.
To put it in other words - your very own good omen charm!
And so Kazuhiko-san, please choose one.
KAKASHI
This is scary.
NARUTO
Scary.
KAKASHI
What should I choose?
All right, this - randomly in front of my eyes.
NARUTO
Got your random pick?
KAKASHI
This one!
NARUTO
This?
It's been decided~~~~!
The mission Kazuhiko-san has to do will be!
Handphone message!
KAKASHI
A handphone message.
You mean, like?
NARUTO
"Hello. This is Kazuhiko. I am not available at the moment."
Something like that.
KAKASHI
A message when I'm not in.
NARUTO
Yes.
You can say anything you want, though.
Are you ready?
KAKASHI
I haven't thought about it yet, but yes.
NARUTO
Then, let's do this with a ring-ring!
Now then, please go ahead with the special mission!
KAKASHI
Ah, hello?
Hello?
It's me.
I said it's me!
Eh? Ah, I'm not available at the moment!
I'm sorry!
And because of that, please leave your message with your name and purpose
of calling after this.
Hm? What?
Idiot.
Don't say that!
You've not said anything yet?
Oh! Sorry!
And so, after the beep. Say it.
Beep.
NARUTO
In the end, no matter what Kazuhiko-san does, he'll always insert some
gag and jokes to make it funny.
So funny!
KAKASHI
Is that so?
I was trying to say it like I was an actor in a love scene, though...
NARUTO
No way?!
That was an actor in a love scene?!
KAKASHI
Not good?
NARUTO
No, that was very cool.
That was very interesting.
KAKASHI
Beep.
NARUTO
This message... so long before they get to leave their messages!
Like, when the- when the heck is the message going to end?!
Ah, but I would love to use this.
KAKASHI
Don't you dare.
NARUTO
"Hello? It's me. Me!"
KAKASHI
It's going to make me hated.
NARUTO
I think everyone will use it anyway.
KAKASHI
Ah! But it may prove to be effective against prank calls.
NARUTO
But! But you don't get prank calls all the time!
KAKASHI
It'd be interesting if you linked this to your phone at work.
NARUTO
They'd be like, "What the heck is this?!"
KAKASHI
"Don't play a fool with me!"
NARUTO
But the fans of Kazuhiko-san will go crazy.
They might go, "AH! IT'S THE VOICE OF KAZUHIKO-SAN!!"
KAKASHI
Ah.
You mean they can tell?
NARUTO
Yes.
Only Kazuhiko-san will do something as stupid as this.
Definitely.
And so, thank you very much.
KAKASHI
I'm sorry for that.
NARUTO
If you have a request for the cast to 'Please say a message like this!'
then do send them all in to the program!
That was, the Kougaimuyou no Special Ninmu!
KAKASHI
ARRRRKKK!!
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NARUTO
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KAKASHI
Are you all right?
NARUTO
Yes. And anyway we're having another question session here.
KAKASHI
All right!
NARUTO
Kazuhiko-san, please read this.
KAKASHI
Okay. Academy Student from Tata, Taisumaki Kamaboko-san.
NARUTO
Thank you for your mail.
KAKASHI
"I have a small question for Inoue-san.
Kakashi and Naruto have a master-disciple relationship, right?
If you could have a student from yourself in the NARUTO cast, who would
you pick?
Would you take Takeuchi-san?"
Someone from the NARUTO cast?
NARUTO
Yes.
Of course that would include the voice of that character.
Someone you think that you wouldn't mind looking after.
Is there any?
KAKASHI
"And also, what would you teach him or her?
Please tell us about it!"
NARUTO
I want to know too.
What you would teach him or her.
KAKASHI
I can't tell you all of a sudden like this!
Well, well...
I guess, Sakura-chan would be the one!
I'd like Sakura-chan for a student.
NARUTO
You'd like Sakura-chan for a student.
Why?
Because she can wear mini-skirts?
KAKASHI
No no.
More like you know, a girl?
What?
NARUTO
A girl, yes?
KAKASHI
A girl would be more obedient and... tell her, "You're a girl!"
NARUTO
So you want to teach that to Sakura-chan.
What Sakura-chan is different in.
You want to teach Sakura-chan that.
Then, for example if /I/ become Kazuhiko-san's student.
What would you teach me?
KAKASHI
Courtesy.
NARUTO
We cannot proceed with this conversation any longer.
Let us end it here.
Let's go! Let's go to the next mail!
KAKASHI
Eh? You sure? You still have a lot of courtesy to learn-
NARUTO
That's all right.
Academy Student from Hyougou, Yumi-san.
Thank you for your mail.
KAKASHI
Thank you for your mail.
NARUTO
"Takeuchi-san, Inoue-san, good evening."
Good evening!
KAKASHI
Good evening!
NARUTO
"A few days ago I heard a rumour about Inoue-san.
A few years ago.
While appearing on that popular afternoon variety hosted by /that/ Tamou-san,
Tamou-san asked 'Can I punch you, please.'
Did you do something really drastic?
Please tell us what happened at that time!"
I wanna know too.
KAKASHI
'Can I punch you, please.'
NARUTO
Tamou-san asked 'Can I punch you, please.'
KAKASHI
AH!
NARUTO
Oh, you remember!
KAKASHI
The guy who does the afternoon shows, no?
NARUTO
Yes.
KAKASHI
Uhnhnhnhnhnhn hn hn hn hn!!
NARUTO
Yes, the guy who goes 'Uhnhnhnhnhnhn hn hn hn hn!!'
KAKASHI
I did star in that show.
So they had a guess-the-character quiz then.
At that time, I was around... 38 years old? 39? Around there.
So when I told him my age, he asked me "Can I punch you, please?"
NARUTO
Oh, I see!
So it wasn't that you said something really rude?
KAKASHI
Yes, yes.
NARUTO
Your age-
KAKASHI
Well I guess my existence in itself is something rude.
To Tamou-san, my youth at that time was an object of envy.
I mean, comparatively, to him, since he was older.
NARUTO
I see.
Of course, at that time Kazuhiko-san's roles were a lot younger too?
Something like that?
KAKASHI
Like my roles in Candy Candy... *mumblemumble* and things like that.
NARUTO
*mumblemumble* like that.
What the heck is *mumblemumble*?!
KAKASHI
Something delicious!
NARUTO
True.
KAKASHI
Yes.
So Tamou-san was like, you know?
He asked me to say some lines from Oishinbo.
Then it became /me/ who wanted to punch /him/!
How would I know?
NARUTO
Very impolite!
So funny!
So I see.
So that's why he asked 'Can I punch you, please.'
We were all wondering. Great that we now have an answer.
Great, eh, Yumi-san you know too!
That's great.
KAKASHI
Well, that wasn't something very important anyway.
NARUTO
We have one more here.
KAKASHI
What is it?
NARUTO
Well... questions like "Are you really an oyaji?"
"Is Kazuhiko-san an oyaji? He should be... After listening to the
radio he really sound like one..."
KAKASHI
I'm not.
Do you have to ask?
NARUTO
I understand what you mean but sometimes you really love pulling oyaji
gag jokes.
KAKASHI
Yes. So please check up on my age.
NARUTO
Kazuhiko-san is actually a very nice person!
KAKASHI
What do you mean?
NARUTO
Okay, the end the end!
KAKASHI
Okay okay.
Thank you very much!
NARUTO
We've reached - yes - the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short
while.
So quickly...
KAKASHI
Very fast!
NARUTO
We're collecting feedback from you all for the program!
Send your questions to the cast, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions,
your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc!
So, where should your missives all go to?
Kazuhiko-san, please.
KAKASHI
Yes!
Postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501...
NARUTO
Wait wait!
You said "yonbinbangon" just now didn't you.
(PO is actually yuubin bango, adding a 'n' behind all your words is
considered to be an obasan way of speech. Perhaps Junko is poking fun
of his old man speech patterns. XD)
You didn't?
Kazuhiko-san, please.
KAKASHI
Yes!
Postcards should go to:
Yonbinbangon~ 5n5n2-85n01...
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
That okay?
NARUTO
Yes!
KAKASHI
Email should be in small letters:
naruto@obc1314.com
That's naruto@obc1314.com
Those whose mails get read out will get /something/.
/Something/ as a present, so please remember to write your name and
address.
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
Yes! And here we have some announcements.
Kazuhiko-san, please.
KAKASHI
Yes, and here we go.
Join Inoue Kazuhiko in Manza Hot Springs and Skii-Snowball!
And with that.
It'll be held at Manza Hot Springs next year from January 31st to February
1st.
Let's go!
So how about all of you, will you go?
And so, for enquiries please contact JTV Tokyo, 0353510041-53510041.
For fax, it's 53510044.
As for me, I think I'd really want to try some snowballs.
Yes.
NARUTO
So, if any of you do go, please remember to send us all your thoughts
in your mails.
Please tell us.
KAKASHI
I will make sure I push you all from the back.
NARUTO
Will you?
Don't tell me that please.
One more announcement from me!
On November 5 and 6 in Tokyo FM Hall, we're having a Love-Life event!
KAKASHI
Love-Life!
NARUTO
A lot of things will be happening!
I can't say them all here so please everybody, come take a look!
The tickets are on sale now.
Please contact Nerukeppu Raningu Ltd for more details.
Tokyo-0354695280.
That's Tokyo-0354695280.
Lines are opened from hours 1100 to 1800 so please match up with the
time.
We're waiting for you.
And now, for the much anticipated ManPa of next month.
Morikubo Shoutarou-san who voices Nara Shikamaru!
Woah!
KAKASHI
Yaay!
Great explosion!
NARUTO
Kazuhiko-san.
KAKASHI
Yes.
NARUTO
Please leave a message for Morikubo-kun.
Please.
KAKASHI
Shou-chan.
Be careful, of Takeuchi.
If you let your guard down you'll be run to the ground.
And so.
NARUTO
But I never did anything wrong!
Everybody's always saying bad things about me!
And anyway what that Kazuhiko-san.
Thank you for this month!
KAKASHI
Yes, it was fun. Thank you very much.
NARUTO
Please come again.
KAKASHI
Yes.
NARUTO
Please come again.
KAKASHI
Please call me.
NARUTO
Yeah!
KAKASHI
I think from next year onwards I want to laze around at home.
NARUTO
Laze around at home...
So see you again same time next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
KAKASHI
Inoue Kazuhiko!
BOTH
Bye bye!
NARUTO
Stay tuned for Hagaren Housoukyoku, after the commercials datte ba yo.
KAKASHI
Shou-chan, watch out!!!
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8.June.2004
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