O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 06 10th November, 2003 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Hatake Kakashi - Inoue Kazuhiko ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf, from the other side of the Herz! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Naruto, the personality of this show! And, the ManPa who's with the show together with me is this person! KAKASHI Aa~ A lovely blond gal asked me for directions while I was coming here. That made me really, seriously late. Good evening! I'm Inoue Kazuhiko, the voice of Hatake Kakashi. NARUTO Yes anyway, this is your second appearance. Pleased to be learning from you! KAKASHI Pleasure's all mine! NARUTO Very pleased! And so, a bit of explanation now. In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly. In other words, it's a selection test based on your strength! Currently, all of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy. If your mail gets read once, you become Genin. If your mail gets read out ten times, you become Chuunin. KAKASHI Wow. NARUTO And if your mail gets read out thirty times! You're branded as elite. KAKASHI Cool! NARUTO You become a Jounin. KAKASHI Wow! NARUTO Just like Kakashi-sensei! KAKASHI Joudan! (you must be joking!) NARUTO So... wait, what did you say? KAKASHI Jounin! NARUTO We'll also invite that person to the studio! KAKASHI That's great! NARUTO Everybody, do your best and send your mails all in! KAKASHI Will we be invited too? NARUTO Where did you hear that from? Nothing's been decided yet! Well, if someone gets their mail read out thirty times we'll think about it then. So let's introduce some mails tte ba yo! Here I go. KAKASHI Yes! NARUTO Academy Student Aniki-san from Ehimei's Nindou. "When my cat gets on the piano to play, I join in with high-speed! This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!" KAKASHI She joins in playing in a hurry? NARUTO No! But I understand this! You'd play it like, really really really really really quick. KAKASHI Wonderful. NARUTO I like it too. KAKASHI Try your best. Academy Student Kunai no Niau Tonari no Ko-san from Wakayama's Nindou. "I'll read my porn in front of my parents with no hesitation whatsoever. This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!" I understand. NARUTO You understand. KAKASHI He's got guts. NARUTO Yes, he does. I think you'll lose that courage after you reach a certain age? KAKASHI Like me, I can't do it. NARUTO Of course, you probably don't do it now... KAKASHI No, I can't do it because I don't read porn. NARUTO You don't... I see... Academy Student from Saitama, Rakiya-san. "Morning routine must be 15 minutes only! This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!" KAKASHI So cute. NARUTO I understand this. I'm definitely someone of this type too. KAKASHI Right. NARUTO I'll sleep until the last possible moment. Then with a start I'll wake up. KAKASHI You can't estimate your time properly. NARUTO I can't... Although I wish I could, I just end up falling asleep anyway. KAKASHI Academy Student from Oosaka, Pumpkin-san's Nindou! "Before stepping into the toilet, I must strip first. This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!" I see. Well you don't need them when you go the toilet anyway. So he strips. NARUTO Kazuhiko-san's voice is so slimey. KAKASHI What'd happen if he was at school? NARUTO Well he said he has to strip first! KAKASHI The students would be like, "He's stripping! He's stripping!" NARUTO So funny! KAKASHI "Wow, he looks like he's enjoying himself!" "Is that a demonstration?" NARUTO I wonder if he meant he'd strip to the skin? KAKASHI Seems like he won't rest till he strips bare. NARUTO Well if he's wearing overalls then he /has/ to strip it all... That's just- KAKASHI Well if he masters the art of stripping before entering even once... He won't be able to stop, right? NARUTO Then it'll- yeah, that's right... And with that, let's go WILD all the way to the end today as well! KAKASHI You guys should try it too. NARUTO Give your night to me tte ba yo! KAKASHI Hey, don't underestimate the adults too much. NARUTO Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex, Sony Music Entertainment and Showa-Note. Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL Big news, big news! Our story is quickly becoming available in video format! Sasuke's powers are going out of control because of the Cursed Seal from Orochimaru. And the scroll-snatching gets even more intense! What is the secret behind those scrolls? NARUTO video series - Scroll Twelve - coming your way December the 3rd! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Narikiri, Henge no Jutsu~ And now, the monthly personality Kazuhiko-san and I will throw off all our restraints and compete against each other with a Henge no Jutsu. KAKASHI I'll work hard! NARUTO We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the pile, and see who does the better complete change. Yes, let's work hard. KAKASHI I'll work hard! NARUTO In addition! On the part of the person who loses, we have a punishment game in store. A game called 'Training.' KAKASHI I'll work hard! NARUTO And that is, he has to perform the Oiroke no Jutsu. KAKASHI ... GEH!? I bullied you too much last week and this week I feel like I'm being bullied in return. NARUTO Of course, we'll decide by the majority. The staff will decide on the winner. But - /I/ am the one who will announce the results. KAKASHI Darn. I'll work hard. NARUTO Let's work hard! So Kazuhiko-san, draw a card please? KAKASHI From here? NARUTO Please. Draw one. KAKASHI Then! An order from... Cafe-san. NARUTO An order. KAKASHI Right. A listener who got his real name read out though he wrote in a radio name. NARUTO And you have to transform into that. KAKASHI ... this request seems kind of incomplete. NARUTO Kazuhiko-san don't put up a show! KAKASHI This is such an incomplete request! NARUTO Now... so just say 'Henge,' and try it out? KAKASHI Henge! Noo!! How could they! My name is /Cafe/!! Idiots! Why the heck did you read my real name?! I don't believe this! I'm not sending anything ever again! Grrrr... I'm CAFE! I told you! What are you thinking! Dammit! NARUTO You didn't have to get so angry~ KAKASHI Oh, you'd prefer a version that's not so angry? NARUTO Well, I guess there /are/ people who get angry and impatient when their real names get read out. KAKASHI They would? NARUTO Indeed. What's that fufu? KAKASHI I'd prefer to have my real name read. NARUTO Really? KAKASHI That's why I used my real name - Inoue Kazuhiko. NARUTO I see. Me too. Takeuchi Junko. KAKASHI My classmates would all know - Ah! There he is! NARUTO Yes yes! It'd be easier to promote myself too. KAKASHI Yes, it'd be easier. NARUTO Then in other words, we're like- KAKASHI Let's use their real names next time. NARUTO Then their real names... wait wait, not this person. KAKASHI You were about to read his real name out! NARUTO Now it's my turn. Around here? Academy Student from Oosaka, someone? Name... a! Kage-san! Thank you for your mail. KAKASHI Thank you for your mail. NARUTO Oh no. Change into hen who got her egg taken away. A hen who got her egg taken away. Daaarn, so difficult! KAKASHI Let's do it. NARUTO Yes. Henge! Aa... I want to go the toilet. But I have to look after my egg- AH! It got taken away... But oh well. That's right. Good bye, my child. Now, let's go to the toilet! Patapatapatapatapatapatapatapata... kyu kyu! (patapata = sfx for footsteps) Yup! KAKASHI What's that kyu kyu thing all about? NARUTO When she just finished her business and her backside goes kyu kyu. KAKASHI What a cold parent... NARUTO Ain't that right. But you see... KAKASHI The toilet is more important than her child. NARUTO What do you mean? Nobody can fight against nature, you know? KAKASHI Nothing of that sort! NARUTO Really? KAKASHI You're a parent! NARUTO But how do you do your business with an egg- KAKASHI And that was your child! NARUTO My child. But I don't have children. KAKASHI Hm, that's another matter altogether. NARUTO Then I guess I have room for change. If I eventually have my own children, I might have a change of mind. KAKASHI You might! NARUTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Something like that? KAKASHI Stop right there!, or something like that. NARUTO You moron!, or stuff, eh? But this is my current situation. KAKASHI I see. NARUTO Ah! What a cold person! KAKASHI That's right. NARUTO And so, let's decide who wins. The staff in the studio will decide. Please raise your hands. Raise your hands if you think Kazuhiko-san was better. Okay. Raise your hands if you think Takeuchi was better. KAKASHI Hey, wait. NARUTO And thus, I am the winner. KAKASHI No way! I won! NARUTO I won. KAKASHI What the- NARUTO And now, for one unit of training, we'll let him do the Oiroke no Jutsu! KAKASHI Hang on a bit! You're pretty fast at trying to get this done, eh? NARUTO The basics are Bon, Kyuu, Bon. Give us a sexy, sexy, really sexy one. KAKASHI What should I say? NARUTO Say 'Oiroke no Jutsu,' then, give us a sexy... one. Please. KAKASHI Like, nfu~? NARUTO Yes, thank you, do it for us! So, please! KAKASHI Oiroke no Jutsu! Nfu~... I've been waiting... Aren't you late today... Yes... take your suit off... Yes... Sake for you? A bath? A bath? Aww... then you'd have to strip some more... Nfufufufu... I know you so well... Oh, such lovely chest hair... Aha~n NARUTO Disgusting! KAKASHI But you wanted an Oiroke no Jutsu. NARUTO Why did you become a girl, Kazuhiko-san? KAKASHI ... but it was the Oiroke no Jutsu. NARUTO You mean you can't do an Oiroke no Jutsu without becoming a girl? KAKASHI No I can't- yeah, right. NARUTO "Chikubi (nipple)," was that what you said? Disgusting! KAKASHI I didn't say that. NARUTO Then what did you say? KAKASHI I said chichige (chest hair). NARUTO That's even... And with that, that was the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu section! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... The three sisters from Hong Kong are here! Spanning the world, the modern action/adventure R.O.D. Finally a television series! R.O.D. the TV, DVD Disc 1. Lots and lots of it from Aniplex, selling on 20th October onwards! Aniplex Hour Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Oh! Naruto Nippon! We have the voice of Kakashi, Inoue Kazuhiko-san with us in the studio. KAKASHI That's strange... I thought I'd won for sure... NARUTO You know? /I/ make the rules here. KAKASHI So it's been decided from the start already? NARUTO /I/ make the rules. If I want you to do it, you do it. KAKASHI What a self-centred girl this is... NARUTO If I want to withdraw then- KAKASHI Everyone, be careful! This is a self-centred and cold girl! NARUTO Yes, I'm trying to be as mysterious as I can. KAKASHI That's not part of being mysterious! NARUTO Shut up shut up! We have something to read here... Academy Student from Nara, Yakandaijou-san. Thank you for your mail. KAKASHI Thank you for your mail. NARUTO "Takeuchi-san, Inoue-san KonbanNYA!" KonbanNYA! KAKASHI KonbanNYA! NARUTO "I have something to ask Inoue-san." KAKASHI All right. NARUTO "Inoue-san, do you always go around with questionable reading material and giggle while you read it, like Kakashi does?" KAKASHI I don't. NARUTO You see, various people have their own different images of Kazuhiko-san in their minds. KAKASHI Don't go around making your own impressions. NARUTO That's why! We're going to talk about what kind of a person Kazuhiko-san really is, here. I think. KAKASHI You think? NARUTO I think. I have a few impressions myself! KAKASHI Well, I'm actually a very serious person. NARUTO Serious? You know, I don't really know if Kazuhiko-san's 'serious' is the same as a normal person's 'serious' level. That point is under great suspicion. KAKASHI Ah well. It takes all to make the world. NARUTO Yes it does. Different people have different things about them, eh? KAKASHI I'm aiming to be a mysterious person as well. NARUTO Then, let's not talk about the present - What kind of a person was Kazuhiko-san when you were a child? KAKASHI I was like a little prince. NARUTO Aww, look at how he lies! Baa, baa! KAKASHI Hello~ You see, if I went to the convenience store, the obaa-san's and ojii-san's there would always be passing me oranges, sweets, fried dough cake, etc. NARUTO Like, 'Kazu-chan, take this!'? KAKASHI Yes, that's right. NARUTO You were known as Kazu-chan? KAKASHI Kazu-chan. Yes. NARUTO Even by your friends? KAKASHI Eeeh... Yes. That's right. NARUTO Kazu-chan? KAKASHI Everybody called me Kazu-chan. NARUTO Hmm! From primary school all the way to high school? KAKASHI No! I think it stopped at secondary school. When I got into high school... they all started calling me Inoue~ NARUTO Inoue~ KAKASHI Inoue~ NARUTO Then, at that time, your primary and secondary school days... can you help us remember something that really characterised your life? Something that /really/ did. KAKASHI Okay. NARUTO Were you popular then? KAKASHI I... was... not. I wasn't. NARUTO Well to make it simple - did you get a lot of chocolates? KAKASHI Aah, during my time there wasn't anything like that. NARUTO NO WAY! KAKASHI Yes way. NARUTO Oh no, I asked something I shouldn't have! KAKASHI Oh well! NARUTO I got it. Then, let's go forward to when you weren't really a child still. From high school to the first half of your twenties. Were you already working then? KAKASHI Ee... I started working when I was 19 years old. In the Bochibochi show? NARUTO I see. You did some really cool roles in various shows then, didn't you? Nyanyanya nye nyee, like that? KAKASHI What's that? NARUTO You don't-, you know, Ame Ame? Ame~... you don't get it? Candy Candy? KAKASHI Aaah, that. I did do it. NARUTO Were you popular then? KAKASHI Hmm... how should I say this... I think I got a lot of love letters from primary school children. About primary five... primary three too. NARUTO You mean you got letters from girls who were older /and/ younger? KAKASHI Well, but they're all younger than me anyway. They were in primary school after all... NARUTO You got love letters from primary school children... KAKASHI And in those love letters... NARUTO "I really like you!" KAKASHI Yes. NARUTO "Please marry me!" KAKASHI That's right. NARUTO So cute. KAKASHI Well when I told them my real age they never wrote to me again. NARUTO But from 19 to 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25... Didn't you get letters from girls around your age at that time too? KAKASHI I guess so. NARUTO How did you feel? Were you happy? KAKASHI Well, at that time I felt really good. NARUTO Felt really good. KAKASHI Really good. Like, about 100 letters per day? NARUTO That would be really difficult to read. But I guess you were very happy. That's so great! Don't tell me that was the period of your life where you were most popular? KAKASHI Yes! ... I think so. I never did think I was very popular, though. NARUTO Ah, in your private life? KAKASHI In my life... I don't think I was ever a popular person before... NARUTO They say that in one lifetime you'd get two or three chances of getting popular. KAKASHI Oh, is that so? Then, from now on, I guess I'll... NARUTO Be more popular. Maybe right immediately after this, who knows? How about a speech to your listeners here? KAKASHI I'll be in my 'nice middle' next year. NARUTO Nice middle. KAKASHI Pleased to be of service. NARUTO Such a 'nice middle.' KAKASHI Yes. So you see, I'm a good old man already. NARUTO Even though he's a sober and solemn person, he's always saying and doing strange things. He's a cool oji-san, everybody. KAKASHI What is that? NARUTO He's always saying strange things but he's really very cool! But he's still very strange! So everybody, please remember to praise Kazuhiko-san a bit! KAKASHI I will do... strange things to you. NARUTO PERVERT!! Anyway... we're collecting feedback from you all for the program! Send your questions to the cast, and of course, if you have anything to ask Kazuhiko-san please send them all in. And also Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! We'll give you something if your mail gets read! Where should your missives all go to? KAKASHI Postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should be in small letters: naruto@obc1314.com That's naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And with that O-! NARUTO Nippon comes to an end. Just a little announcement here. On November the fifth and sixth, my office building, we're having a Love-Live! event in the Tokyo FM Hall. And also, a CD Drama which I'm playing the lead, The Last Chapter of Taketori - Autumn, is on sale now. For details, please visit my homepage, Takenoko Seikatsu! Everyone, please come take a look! And so, we'll be broadcasting next week with all our chakra as well! I'm counting on you for next week too, Kazuhiko-san! KAKASHI Counting on you too! NARUTO So see you next week, same time! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! 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