O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 04 27th October, 2003 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Gaara - Ishida Akira ------- NARUTO I~~~ am... Naruto... datte ba yo.... I wonder how long more~~ I have to do this~~ Gimme a break, dammit! We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening and I'm sorry! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Naruto, also the personality of this show! And the monthly personality is Ishida Akira-san, who voices Gaara! GAARA According to my ruler measure... Today is my last time as the monthly personality. Good evening, I'm Ishida Akira. NARUTO Oh, you didn't say "i'm gonna kill you" today. GAARA Well, this is the last time. NARUTO Yes, the last time! The last time! I see! Right, so let's introduce some mails now! Hello~~ Ishida-san, you go first. GAARA Yes yes yes... The Nindou of Uchiha Misasuke-san, an Academy Student. Onigiri must be taken with Cola. This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo! That's what it seems. NARUTO Hmm... I guess you can sort of get a kick out of having carbonated drinks with your meals. GAARA Yes, and onigiri she says, but it seems to be limited to salt onigiris! NARUTO Uwah? What about her health? GAARA Salty... salt and carbonated drinks somehow keeps you in good form? And makes your stomach churn and fight. Although you shouldn't fight. NARUTO I see. I wonder if that's a good decision to make? GAARA I guess so. NARUTO So, here I go too. This is from Academy Student Kuroi Ishida Akichi-san. Kuroi Ishida Akichi-san's Nindou. When I buy porn I'll buy the Weekly Oriental Economy as well as a dummy. This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo. Well Ishida-san, is that the voice of your heart as well? GAARA Well, I don't know about the Weekly Oriental Economy, but... NARUTO I didn't know about it either. It seems like a weekly that's really dry. It's the economy, after all. GAARA Seems like... he can't buy porn without buying the Weekly Oriental Economy, eh? NARUTO Well he could buy the news together or something. GAARA Well something like that should be... NARUTO No, that's not it. I'm not asking about that. Do you buy porn? Do you buy porn together with dummy books like these? GAARA No I don't buy dummies. NARUTO Oh! How frank! GAARA I'll only buy the porn. NARUTO How many books do you slam down on the counter together? GAARA Like, about five at a go? I pile it on the table and say "Just these please." NARUTO Did you hear that, everybody? Did you? He said he piles the porn up! GAARA We all should pile porn. NARUTO Well, do you do that when buying adult videos too? GAARA Well, yeah. NARUTO No change? GAARA No change. NARUTO Wonderful. GAARA I stack about seven together. NARUTO Wow, that's great. GAARA With a loud 'DON' sound. NARUTO Everybody, if you and when you see or witness Ishida-san buying all these please remember to call me. I'm waiting for you. GAARA Don't be collecting things like that! NARUTO Yes, please. GAARA Ah yes. Next up. The Nindou of Academy Student Shaora-san. I'll peel the orange skin all off before I eat it. This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo! So it seems. NARUTO Ah... there are some who don't take the skin away, right? GAARA You'd normally peel them off wouldn't you? NARUTO I do, too. GAARA Isn't that right? NARUTO I'd prefer it to be nicely peeled and stuff. GAARA If you eat it just like that it'd get messy, no? NARUTO But, they say that the skin is nutritious as well. Obaa-chan told me that, ya... GAARA There you go with the obaa-chan voice again. NARUTO Obaa-chan told me that, ya... GAARA I see. NARUTO Really. GAARA I really see. NARUTO This program is a selection test based on your strength. All of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy. If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become Genin. If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of missions and now you're Chuunin. If your mail gets read out thirty times! You're Jounin. And you get invited to the studio! You'll get /something/ when your mail gets read out! GAARA /Something/. You'll get /something/ special. NARUTO /Something/. This part where you can't see is choking on your curiosity, no? So please wait... no, I mean, we're waiting for your mails! GAARA Send in all your mail... no... it's not enough yet... NARUTO Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex - that which has the world under its flapping wings! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL Big news, big news! Our story is quickly becoming available in video format! It's the survival training at the Forest of Death! Sasuke and I have been knocked out by Orochimaru's attacks. The Sound Nins now turn their sights to Sakura-chan! Naruto video series - Scroll Eleven starts selling in stores near you on 6th November! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Kougaimuyou no Supesharu Ninmu. [Special Mission: Futile Revelations] In this mission, we'll have the monthly personality Inoue-san perform a job from the list as a bonus track to the listeners. What's recorded on the list is: 1) Morning Call 2) Handphone Message 3) Goodnight Call 4) Confession of the Heart 5) Message of Encouragement Those are the five. We'll have let the message be randomly picked. You can only hear a message from the monthly personality on this program. You can use it however you want to. To put it in other words - your very own good omen charm datte ba yo! So, Ishida-san. Let's do it. GAARA Yes. What- what a suspicious section this is. NARUTO Really. I got a bit choked when I was reading the instructions. GAARA Then let's go! NARUTO Let's go! GAARA Mrm, random... NARUTO Yes, random... GAARA This! I wonder which one I got? Good night message. NARUTO So you have to iterate a good night message. GAARA Yes. NARUTO Here we'll read a mail out... From Academy Student Rikako-san. My first hello's. I would really really like to hear Ishida-san leave a morning call with Gaara's voice like this: "Hey, wake up, if you don't I'm gonna kill you." I'm counting on you. GAARA Argh that... NARUTO So, please do both the good night call and and morning call? GAARA This person is... strange. She wants to be awakened to the sound of "I'll kill you!"? NARUTO Full of the Gaara-feel! GAARA The Gaara-feel... NARUTO Are you ready? GAARA Then let's... start with the morning call. NARUTO Yes, please! GAARA Wake up. You're not waking up? If you're not going to wake up... I'll let you sleep like that forever. NARUTO Scary... GAARA And, with this, you'll wake up comfortably. NARUTO NO! No no no!! GAARA Right? With this, you'll wake up to a good feeling and a good day! NARUTO Eeks! GAARA Now we're just left with... sleeping. NARUTO Sleeping. GAARA Yes, the good night call. NARUTO Right, good night call. GAARA Good night call. NARUTO Please. GAARA So, you have no more attachments to this world? I'll let you rest in peace now. DIE!! NARUTO Scary... GAARA With this, they'll have a sound sleep! NARUTO Very sound! And they won't come out of the house anymore the next day! Do a good night message that will /allow/ them to wake up the next day! GAARA There's nothing like that according to Gaara's character! Good, nice feeling morning thingie. NARUTO Then, this is my personal request. Gimme a cute Gaara. GAARA Cute Gaara? NARUTO A cute Gaara good night call. GAARA What's that? Cute Gaara? NARUTO Don't say things like "DIE, YOU!!" or "I'm gonna kill you!" or "... for ever!!" How about that? A cute Gaara. GAARA Cute... cute Gaara... cute Gaara... NARUTO Please! GAARA This is scary. Cute Gaara... Ah... Gaara is getting sleepy... Gaara still wants to watch TV... Gaara will watch tomorrow, so... Gaara should go to sleep now... So... so... go to sleep, Gaara... Gaara sleeps now. Good night, Gaara. Dammit. That was... not like Gaara. Insecure Gaara, speaking from his heart? At least recognise my hard work? NARUTO This is like a kid monster! That... 'still wanna watch TV' part? GAARA Kid monster... NARUTO That was cute. That was cute. Now everybody's happy. That we have a cute Gaara inside too. GAARA He's gonna get angry. He's not gonna let me off. NARUTO No, that was really great. Please use this Gaara voice in the AFUREKO as well! That was the Special Mission! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... The three sisters from Hong Kong are here! Spanning the world, the modern action/adventure R.O.D. Finally a television series! R.O.D. the TV, DVD Disc 1. Lots and lots of it from Aniplex, selling on 20th October onwards! Aniplex Hour Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Oo! Naruto Nippon! Finally, I have the time to read something I want to. GAARA You mean you never wanted to read things out up till now? NARUTO No no no. I really wanna read this out. Everybody's sent in a lot of things to disclose Ishida-san's True Character. Gossipy tales. GAARA Gossipy tales... NARUTO Let's introduce this one mail... The first one! Midori no Tane-san, an Academy Student. Thank you for your mail. I'll tell you Ishida-san's weakness! GAARA What? NARUTO Kya! First off: Cleanliness and tidiness. You can't keep things clean and tidy? GAARA Yeah, I can't. It's my weak point. NARUTO Eh? Even though you peel skins off oranges? GAARA That's not part of being clean and tidy! NARUTO Isn't that strange? GAARA I at least do something like that! NARUTO Secondly: Songs. Singing songs. You don't like it? GAARA Ah yes... Not that I don't, it's just that singing in front of other people... is a bit... NARUTO Fufu. Fufufufufufufu... GAARA What's with the fufu? NARUTO You know, we're going to sing a song on this radio show so... GAARA So please work hard. NARUTO And we're going to include Ishida-san so... GAARA No really, Takeuchi-san please work hard. NARUTO You're not listening to me. GAARA I'll just write the lyrics. NARUTO You can write the lyrics but please join us in the song as the chorus. GAARA Chorus? NARUTO Yes, chorus. GAARA Why? NARUTO I don't really know either. GAARA You don't mean the chorus as in, singing together in the background with the main singer as a complement... NARUTO Ah that's all right. I think Ishida-san's voice and my voice is a perfect match. No problem! GAARA Is that so. I wonder if I'm really that well matched with you. NARUTO No problem datte ba yo. GAARA We're well matched in deep, low grumbliness? You're forcing yourself! NARUTO There's one more! From Academy Student Fontarou-san. Thank you for the mail. 1) He hates sashimi. GAARA Ah yes, I don't like it. NARUTO You don't. GAARA Yes. NARUTO No fish for you either? GAARA Ah, well, nothing raw for me. NARUTO Cooked or broiled, it's okay? GAARA Okay like that. NARUTO Octopus? GAARA Not if it's raw... eh. You can eat octopus raw?! NARUTO Yes we do. Like sashimi. GAARA No way. NARUTO Oh wait, you don't like sashimi. What about sea urchin? GAARA No. No. NARUTO No matter what? GAARA It gives me a bad feeling. NARUTO So, you don't go to the sushi house? If you do go I guess you only eat the tamago [egg] sushi? GAARA I eat Kanpyou [dried gourd used for a certain kind of makizushi] too. NARUTO Oh, so cute. And don't tell me... kappamaki [cucumber makizushi]? GAARA Yes, kappamaki. NARUTO So cute. GAARA I eat the amago [red-spotted masu trout] too! NARUTO I see. Amago? And also he doesn't drink sake and cannot take catfish. You don't drink sake either? GAARA I don't. NARUTO Oh no. What a simple lad. GAARA What do you mean? NARUTO And thirdly: He's got extreme likes and dislikes. And that means you have others. What others do you dislike? GAARA Well in any case, I have a weakness against coloured vegetables. NARUTO Like carrots or pimento? GAARA Pimento or eggplants, etc. NARUTO Then when you were a child you must have been really troublesome. You're a child even now. GAARA I have a child's heart. Because I'm still young at heart. NARUTO He's not looking at me in the eye at all. And fourth: If he's depressed he becomes the lowest ebb you've ever seen. Is that true? GAARA Well when I get depressed I become dark, I shut myself in my room and stare at nothing... then I feel myself like that. I like it. NARUTO Sheesh! What the heck is guy?! Like "I... am... all... alone... now...", you know, that feeling? GAARA Like, I'm so troubled. I'm so troubled~~ like that. NARUTO Were you like that from young? GAARA I was a lot more serious and normal when I was small. NARUTO When did you... GAARA I gradually become stranger and stranger. When I noticed... NARUTO I see... I'd like to know the reason. GAARA I want to know too! Then I can change and repair my life from there! NARUTO No, if you do that then your fans now will be so depressed... GAARA Not really. I then can get some new and healthier fans. NARUTO Can you? GAARA I'm denying my life now! NARUTO And with that, we'll like to tell you that we're collecting everything for this radio show! Please send them in! Send your thoughts, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, Special Mission etc etc! Well anyway, just write us what you want. Where should your missives all go to? Ha... arugher, your postcards should go to: PO 552-8501 That's 552-8501. Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should go to: naruto@obc1314.com Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo! And here, I have something to announce. On November the fifth and sixth, in the garden of my office building, we're having a Love-Live! event. Please do come pay us a visit! And also, a CD Drama which I'm playing the lead, The Last Chapter of Taketori - Autumn, is on sale now. For details, please visit my homepage, Takenoko Seikatsu! I think it should be up. Please visit it! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. You know, thank you so much for this whole month. GAARA Yes, thank you very much. NARUTO I'm going to be so lonely... And! For everybody concerned, our next monthly personality... GAARA I get this feeling like those who've been used are not needed now... NARUTO No, of course not! GAARA Yes yes. NARUTO Next up, we have Inoue Kazuhiko-san, who voices Hatake Kakashi-sensei! Ishida-san, please leave a message for Kazuhiko-san. GAARA Yes. Inoue-san, I've gotten to this show ahead of you. Thank you very much. We're counting on you for next month. Um, I'll have to ask the senpai to do this even with tears of blood, but... I'm sorry. Even if you don't want to, please return the Music Care section back on track. I'm counting on you! NARUTO Yes... thank you very much Ishida-san. Thank you for this month. GAARA Yes, I should be saying that. NARUTO But... we've only just begun this show so when we flesh out the sections properly please come back. GAARA Ah, but according to the list of people who are waiting to be called... The next time I come I'd be dead already. NARUTO Oh no. No you won't! GAARA Ah, I won't. It's not that issue eh? NARUTO Everybody's going to be so concerned about what Gaara is doing in this period. Please remember to come play! GAARA Then, please do call for me again! NARUTO Yes! And so, see you again next week! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! GAARA ... Ah- Ishida Akira! NARUTO This is still the last week for Ishida-san! GAARA Ah, I thought I'd be all done by now so... NARUTO No! One more time! GAARA Yes! NARUTO You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and... GAARA Ishida Akira! 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