O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 04
27th October, 2003
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Gaara - Ishida Akira
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NARUTO
I~~~ am...
Naruto... datte ba yo....
I wonder how long more~~
I have to do this~~
Gimme a break, dammit!
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Good evening and I'm sorry! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Naruto,
also the personality of this show!
And the monthly personality is Ishida Akira-san, who voices Gaara!
GAARA
According to my ruler measure... Today is my last time as the monthly
personality.
Good evening, I'm Ishida Akira.
NARUTO
Oh, you didn't say "i'm gonna kill you" today.
GAARA
Well, this is the last time.
NARUTO
Yes, the last time!
The last time!
I see!
Right, so let's introduce some mails now!
Hello~~
Ishida-san, you go first.
GAARA
Yes yes yes...
The Nindou of Uchiha Misasuke-san, an Academy Student.
Onigiri must be taken with Cola.
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!
That's what it seems.
NARUTO
Hmm... I guess you can sort of get a kick out of having carbonated drinks
with your meals.
GAARA
Yes, and onigiri she says, but it seems to be limited to salt onigiris!
NARUTO
Uwah? What about her health?
GAARA
Salty... salt and carbonated drinks somehow keeps you in good form?
And makes your stomach churn and fight. Although you shouldn't fight.
NARUTO
I see.
I wonder if that's a good decision to make?
GAARA
I guess so.
NARUTO
So, here I go too.
This is from Academy Student Kuroi Ishida Akichi-san.
Kuroi Ishida Akichi-san's Nindou.
When I buy porn I'll buy the Weekly Oriental Economy as well as a dummy.
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo.
Well Ishida-san, is that the voice of your heart as well?
GAARA
Well, I don't know about the Weekly Oriental Economy, but...
NARUTO
I didn't know about it either.
It seems like a weekly that's really dry.
It's the economy, after all.
GAARA
Seems like... he can't buy porn without buying the Weekly Oriental Economy,
eh?
NARUTO
Well he could buy the news together or something.
GAARA
Well something like that should be...
NARUTO
No, that's not it.
I'm not asking about that.
Do you buy porn?
Do you buy porn together with dummy books like these?
GAARA
No I don't buy dummies.
NARUTO
Oh! How frank!
GAARA
I'll only buy the porn.
NARUTO
How many books do you slam down on the counter together?
GAARA
Like, about five at a go?
I pile it on the table and say "Just these please."
NARUTO
Did you hear that, everybody? Did you?
He said he piles the porn up!
GAARA
We all should pile porn.
NARUTO
Well, do you do that when buying adult videos too?
GAARA
Well, yeah.
NARUTO
No change?
GAARA
No change.
NARUTO
Wonderful.
GAARA
I stack about seven together.
NARUTO
Wow, that's great.
GAARA
With a loud 'DON' sound.
NARUTO
Everybody, if you and when you see or witness Ishida-san buying all
these please remember to call me.
I'm waiting for you.
GAARA
Don't be collecting things like that!
NARUTO
Yes, please.
GAARA
Ah yes. Next up.
The Nindou of Academy Student Shaora-san.
I'll peel the orange skin all off before I eat it.
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!
So it seems.
NARUTO
Ah... there are some who don't take the skin away, right?
GAARA
You'd normally peel them off wouldn't you?
NARUTO
I do, too.
GAARA
Isn't that right?
NARUTO
I'd prefer it to be nicely peeled and stuff.
GAARA
If you eat it just like that it'd get messy, no?
NARUTO
But, they say that the skin is nutritious as well.
Obaa-chan told me that, ya...
GAARA
There you go with the obaa-chan voice again.
NARUTO
Obaa-chan told me that, ya...
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
Really.
GAARA
I really see.
NARUTO
This program is a selection test based on your strength.
All of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the
Academy.
If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become
Genin.
If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of
missions and now you're Chuunin.
If your mail gets read out thirty times!
You're Jounin.
And you get invited to the studio!
You'll get /something/ when your mail gets read out!
GAARA
/Something/.
You'll get /something/ special.
NARUTO
/Something/. This part where you can't see is choking on your curiosity,
no?
So please wait... no, I mean, we're waiting for your mails!
GAARA
Send in all your mail... no... it's not enough yet...
NARUTO
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under its flapping wings!
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
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NARUTO
Kougaimuyou no Supesharu Ninmu. [Special Mission: Futile Revelations]
In this mission, we'll have the monthly personality perform a job from
the list as a bonus track to the listeners.
What's recorded on the list is:
1) Morning Call
2) Handphone Message
3) Goodnight Call
4) Confession of the Heart
5) Message of Encouragement
Those are the five.
We'll have let the message be randomly picked.
You can only hear a message from the monthly personality on this program.
You can use it however you want to.
To put it in other words - your very own good omen charm datte ba yo!
So, Ishida-san.
Let's do it.
GAARA
Yes. What- what a suspicious section this is.
NARUTO
Really. I got a bit choked when I was reading the instructions.
GAARA
Then let's go!
NARUTO
Let's go!
GAARA
Mrm, random...
NARUTO
Yes, random...
GAARA
This!
I wonder which one I got?
Good night message.
NARUTO
So you have to iterate a good night message.
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
Here we'll read a mail out...
From Academy Student Rikako-san.
My first hello's.
I would really really like to hear Ishida-san leave a morning call with
Gaara's voice like this: "Hey, wake up, if you don't I'm gonna
kill you."
I'm counting on you.
GAARA
Argh that...
NARUTO
So, please do both the good night call and and morning call?
GAARA
This person is... strange.
She wants to be awakened to the sound of "I'll kill you!"?
NARUTO
Full of the Gaara-feel!
GAARA
The Gaara-feel...
NARUTO
Are you ready?
GAARA
Then let's... start with the morning call.
NARUTO
Yes, please!
GAARA
Wake up.
You're not waking up?
If you're not going to wake up... I'll let you sleep like that forever.
NARUTO
Scary...
GAARA
And, with this, you'll wake up comfortably.
NARUTO
NO! No no no!!
GAARA
Right? With this, you'll wake up to a good feeling and a good day!
NARUTO
Eeks!
GAARA
Now we're just left with... sleeping.
NARUTO
Sleeping.
GAARA
Yes, the good night call.
NARUTO
Right, good night call.
GAARA
Good night call.
NARUTO
Please.
GAARA
So, you have no more attachments to this world?
I'll let you rest in peace now.
DIE!!
NARUTO
Scary...
GAARA
With this, they'll have a sound sleep!
NARUTO
Very sound!
And they won't come out of the house anymore the next day!
Do a good night message that will /allow/ them to wake up the next day!
GAARA
There's nothing like that according to Gaara's character!
Good, nice feeling morning thingie.
NARUTO
Then, this is my personal request.
Gimme a cute Gaara.
GAARA
Cute Gaara?
NARUTO
A cute Gaara good night call.
GAARA
What's that?
Cute Gaara?
NARUTO
Don't say things like "DIE, YOU!!" or "I'm gonna kill
you!" or "... for ever!!" How about that?
A cute Gaara.
GAARA
Cute... cute Gaara... cute Gaara...
NARUTO
Please!
GAARA
This is scary.
Cute Gaara...
Ah... Gaara is getting sleepy...
Gaara still wants to watch TV...
Gaara will watch tomorrow, so...
Gaara should go to sleep now...
So... so... go to sleep, Gaara...
Gaara sleeps now.
Good night, Gaara.
Dammit.
That was... not like Gaara. Insecure Gaara, speaking from his heart?
At least recognise my hard work?
NARUTO
This is like a kid monster!
That... 'still wanna watch TV' part?
GAARA
Kid monster...
NARUTO
That was cute.
That was cute.
Now everybody's happy.
That we have a cute Gaara inside too.
GAARA
He's gonna get angry.
He's not gonna let me off.
NARUTO
No, that was really great.
Please use this Gaara voice in the AFUREKO as well!
That was the Special Mission!
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NARUTO
Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Finally, I have the time to read something I want to.
GAARA
You mean you never wanted to read things out up till now?
NARUTO
No no no.
I really wanna read this out.
Everybody's sent in a lot of things to disclose Ishida-san's True Character.
Gossipy tales.
GAARA
Gossipy tales...
NARUTO
Let's introduce this one mail...
The first one!
Midori no Tane-san, an Academy Student. Thank you for your mail.
I'll tell you Ishida-san's weakness!
GAARA
What?
NARUTO
Kya! First off:
Cleanliness and tidiness.
You can't keep things clean and tidy?
GAARA
Yeah, I can't.
It's my weak point.
NARUTO
Eh? Even though you peel skins off oranges?
GAARA
That's not part of being clean and tidy!
NARUTO
Isn't that strange?
GAARA
I at least do something like that!
NARUTO
Secondly:
Songs. Singing songs.
You don't like it?
GAARA
Ah yes... Not that I don't, it's just that singing in front of other
people... is a bit...
NARUTO
Fufu.
Fufufufufufufu...
GAARA
What's with the fufu?
NARUTO
You know, we're going to sing a song on this radio show so...
GAARA
So please work hard.
NARUTO
And we're going to include Ishida-san so...
GAARA
No really, Takeuchi-san please work hard.
NARUTO
You're not listening to me.
GAARA
I'll just write the lyrics.
NARUTO
You can write the lyrics but please join us in the song as the chorus.
GAARA
Chorus?
NARUTO
Yes, chorus.
GAARA
Why?
NARUTO
I don't really know either.
GAARA
You don't mean the chorus as in, singing together in the background
with the main singer as a complement...
NARUTO
Ah that's all right. I think Ishida-san's voice and my voice is a perfect
match.
No problem!
GAARA
Is that so.
I wonder if I'm really that well matched with you.
NARUTO
No problem datte ba yo.
GAARA
We're well matched in deep, low grumbliness?
You're forcing yourself!
NARUTO
There's one more!
From Academy Student Fontarou-san. Thank you for the mail.
1) He hates sashimi.
GAARA
Ah yes, I don't like it.
NARUTO
You don't.
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
No fish for you either?
GAARA
Ah, well, nothing raw for me.
NARUTO
Cooked or broiled, it's okay?
GAARA
Okay like that.
NARUTO
Octopus?
GAARA
Not if it's raw... eh. You can eat octopus raw?!
NARUTO
Yes we do. Like sashimi.
GAARA
No way.
NARUTO
Oh wait, you don't like sashimi.
What about sea urchin?
GAARA
No. No.
NARUTO
No matter what?
GAARA
It gives me a bad feeling.
NARUTO
So, you don't go to the sushi house?
If you do go I guess you only eat the tamago [egg] sushi?
GAARA
I eat Kanpyou [dried gourd used for a certain kind of makizushi] too.
NARUTO
Oh, so cute.
And don't tell me... kappamaki [cucumber makizushi]?
GAARA
Yes, kappamaki.
NARUTO
So cute.
GAARA
I eat the amago [red-spotted masu trout] too!
NARUTO
I see. Amago?
And also he doesn't drink sake and cannot take catfish.
You don't drink sake either?
GAARA
I don't.
NARUTO
Oh no.
What a simple lad.
GAARA
What do you mean?
NARUTO
And thirdly:
He's got extreme likes and dislikes.
And that means you have others. What others do you dislike?
GAARA
Well in any case, I have a weakness against coloured vegetables.
NARUTO
Like carrots or pimento?
GAARA
Pimento or eggplants, etc.
NARUTO
Then when you were a child you must have been really troublesome.
You're a child even now.
GAARA
I have a child's heart.
Because I'm still young at heart.
NARUTO
He's not looking at me in the eye at all.
And fourth:
If he's depressed he becomes the lowest ebb you've ever seen.
Is that true?
GAARA
Well when I get depressed I become dark, I shut myself in my room and
stare at nothing... then I feel myself like that. I like it.
NARUTO
Sheesh! What the heck is guy?!
Like "I... am... all... alone... now...", you know, that feeling?
GAARA
Like, I'm so troubled. I'm so troubled~~ like that.
NARUTO
Were you like that from young?
GAARA
I was a lot more serious and normal when I was small.
NARUTO
When did you...
GAARA
I gradually become stranger and stranger.
When I noticed...
NARUTO
I see... I'd like to know the reason.
GAARA
I want to know too!
Then I can change and repair my life from there!
NARUTO
No, if you do that then your fans now will be so depressed...
GAARA
Not really. I then can get some new and healthier fans.
NARUTO
Can you?
GAARA
I'm denying my life now!
NARUTO
And with that, we'll like to tell you that we're collecting everything
for this radio show! Please send them in!
Send your thoughts, and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your
Nindou, Music Care, Special Mission etc etc!
Well anyway, just write us what you want.
Where should your missives all go to?
Ha... arugher, your postcards should go to:
PO 552-8501
That's 552-8501.
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should go to:
naruto@obc1314.com
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
And here, I have something to announce.
On November the fifth and sixth, in the garden of my office building,
we're having a Love-Live! event. Please do come pay us a visit!
And also, a CD Drama which I'm playing the lead, The Last Chapter of
Taketori - Autumn, is on sale now.
For details, please visit my homepage, Takenoko Seikatsu!
I think it should be up. Please visit it!
We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while.
You know, thank you so much for this whole month.
GAARA
Yes, thank you very much.
NARUTO
I'm going to be so lonely...
And! For everybody concerned, our next monthly personality...
GAARA
I get this feeling like those who've been used are not needed now...
NARUTO
No, of course not!
GAARA
Yes yes.
NARUTO
Next up, we have Inoue Kazuhiko-san, who voices Hatake Kakashi-sensei!
Ishida-san, please leave a message for Kazuhiko-san.
GAARA
Yes.
Inoue-san, I've gotten to this show ahead of you. Thank you very much.
We're counting on you for next month.
Um, I'll have to ask the senpai to do this even with tears of blood,
but... I'm sorry.
Even if you don't want to, please return the Music Care section back
on track.
I'm counting on you!
NARUTO
Yes... thank you very much Ishida-san.
Thank you for this month.
GAARA
Yes, I should be saying that.
NARUTO
But... we've only just begun this show so when we flesh out the sections
properly please come back.
GAARA
Ah, but according to the list of people who are waiting to be called...
The next time I come I'd be dead already.
NARUTO
Oh no.
No you won't!
GAARA
Ah, I won't.
It's not that issue eh?
NARUTO
Everybody's going to be so concerned about what Gaara is doing in this
period.
Please remember to come play!
GAARA
Then, please do call for me again!
NARUTO
Yes!
And so, see you again next week!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
GAARA
... Ah- Ishida Akira!
NARUTO
This is still the last week for Ishida-san!
GAARA
Ah, I thought I'd be all done by now so...
NARUTO
No! One more time!
GAARA
Yes!
NARUTO
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and...
GAARA
Ishida Akira!
BOTH
Bye bye!
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16.May.2004
Last revised: 17.May.2004
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