O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 03 20th October, 2003 ------- Starring: Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko Gaara - Ishida Akira ------- NARUTO We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf. We're going to have a crunching good time today too! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Naruto, also the personality of this show! And the monthly personality is Ishida Akira-san, who voices Gaara! GAARA If you dare interfere with my radio broadcast... I'll kill you. What's with that bloodthirsty opening - Ishida Akira? Thank you. NARUTO You're always going around killing people! GAARA Yeah, you're right. NARUTO Frankly, this is the third time we're doing this together... GAARA Yes. NARUTO Before we came onto this radio show, I met up with Ishida-san at the AFUREKO recording studio, didn't I? (AFUREKO, short for 'After Record' - used to describe off-show, OOC conversations between seiyuu cast which are recorded) GAARA Ah, yes, that's right. NARUTO But this man! He didn't even meet my eyes once at all! Not even once! GAARA I know. I know. NARUTO Why were you so different? GAARA Eh? NARUTO Why are you so different now? GAARA Well, like, you know... /That/ was the Real Me. NARUTO Ah. Well. I suppose you have a lot on your mind too. I'll catch up with Ishida-san anyway. GAARA Don't!! NARUTO Let's do our Nindou now. Nindou, Nindou! I'll go first, okay? This is the Nindou of Academy Student Hamunchou-san. Hamunchou-san's Nindou! Without any complaints, with a big smile, and with a whole face full of prawns, the Mysterious Dishes that my grandmother cooks will be eaten. This is Watashi no... Wagaya no Nindou datte ba yo! (wagaya is a polite way of referring to 'my family') Yep. GAARA Mysterious Dishes. I wonder. NARUTO I wonder too. Mysterious Dishes. GAARA I wonder what kind of Dish it is exactly? NARUTO This... "I will eat, without any complaints, with a big smile, and with a whole face full of prawns... this is Wagaya no Nindou..." Not just Watashi, but Wagaya! That's so good... GAARA They're such a united family, that's so good... NARUTO They're all so nice and kind! GAARA That's right. NARUTO Yep! GAARA Let's have another one. This is a Nindou from Ninja-Rock-san, that's a radio name, by the way. Underwear must be black. This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo! NARUTO What do you think? GAARA I suddenly feel all tensed up. NARUTO Ee... I think someone mentioned that wearing red underwear would give you some kind of good fortune, right? During auditions... during commercials, red underwear... GAARA Well then were you wearing red underwear during the audition for NARUTO? NARUTO Ngh uh. But when I heard about that, I went for another audition with red underwear. GAARA There! You /did/ wear it! NARUTO Oopsy. GAARA That won't do! NARUTO It was strange... Well, let's go on to the next one! An Academy Student from Oosaka, Tsuki-neko-san. I must sleep while wearing my shoes tte ba yo! Ara. GAARA I see. NARUTO This isn't good. GAARA Why? NARUTO You see. If you try to keep your feet warm during sleep by wearing shoes... When you wake up the next morning, I don't know how it happens but your whole body will just feel bad. That's why you'd better take them off! GAARA Hmm... Then if you wear red underwear while you sleep, will it give some good ventilation or whatnots? NARUTO Good ventilation for what? GAARA Hm, I don't know how to say it. NARUTO Your fingers, maybe? GAARA Well let's have one more, eh? NARUTO Yeah! GAARA Mikan-san from Chiba has this to say! No full power, no shower! This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo! NARUTO Aah, I understand that! GAARA Why? NARUTO It gives that... FULL-BLAST feel, no? GAARA FULL-BLAST feel? What do you mean, FULL-BLAST feel? NARUTO After all, if you can get that slithering feel you'd be sighing, like 'haaa...', right? GAARA I don't really know how FULL-BLAST or slithering feels like... NARUTO But hey! How the heck else can I explain it? Ah well! This program is a selection test based on your strength datte ba yo! All of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy. If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become Genin. If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of mission and now you're Chuunin. If your mail gets read out thirty times! You're branded as elite and you not just become Jounin! You get invited to the studio! GAARA And yes, there was a question from a listener about that part... NARUTO What is it? GAARA Eika-san, that's a penname, from Hyoukou. Will we get anything if we become Genin? What about if we become Chuunin, etc? NARUTO Ah. You got me where it hurt! GAARA So what about it? NARUTO Yes! And... Today... we had some Academy students, like, four of them? So you've all become Genin! Please believe that... you'll get /something/ in your mail soon! GAARA /Something/? NARUTO Yes, please believe that /something/ will be sent to you. /Something/! GAARA /Something/! NARUTO We have a variety of them! GAARA Yes, I got it! NARUTO You can't throw them away! Something will arrive in your mail! GAARA Will they throw it away? It's not something they get everyday! NARUTO We may have sent something troublesome to you, after all. So, please look forward to it! GAARA All right. Enough talk. Send your postcards. Now. Aniplex Hour This program was brought to you by Aniplex - that which has the world under its flapping wings! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL Big news, big news! Our story is quickly becoming available in video format! It's the survival training at the Forest of Death! Sasuke and I have been knocked out by Orochimaru's attacks. The Sound Nins now turn their sights to Sakura-chan! Naruto video series - Scroll Eleven starts selling in stores near you on 6th November! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Music Care. In this section, we'll set out a special mission for all in which we try to make it into the left page of some super music magazine! While all you listeners give out your 'caring' help, so that Takeuchi Junko can become a hero of the music industry, you will give great help to her and her guitar skills! It's a great mission datte ba yo! GAARA I see. NARUTO And also! This is a chance for us to be making an image song for this radio show together with all you listeners. GAARA In other words, let's see... We'll... DEPEND on the listeners, and MAKE us a song, RELEASE us a CD, and live off the royalties? You know, you shouldn't count your chickens before they're hatched... NARUTO Well, that was rude of you. If I get it done I'll win 'em all! I'll win 'em all, if I get it done! GAARA You win if you get it done. Yep. NARUTO In other words, this is a memorable documentary show about whether Takeuchi Junko is going to be able to become a singer-songwriter. GAARA I see. Sounds really grand. I can have an associate who's a singer-songwriter! NARUTO Now ain't that cool? Takeuchi the singer-songwriter! GAARA Cool! So well, how... how good are you in guitar... now? I'm a bit concerned- It's something worth looking forward to, eh? Because you see, from the information I've got... The producer of a certain fame... She's a huge, rising star!... he said. She's got a legendary, super original song on the boards!... he said. We had a conversation like that. NARUTO Not just the producer! I'm going to let you all here listen to it! GAARA Everybody here's going to hear this song, right? NARUTO OKAY WITH ME!! I'll lock up my shame and work hard on it! I have a red guitar! Her name is Ganko-chan. GAARA You gave your guitar a name? NARUTO Isn't she cute? Eeh, the song doesn't really have a name. I have... not dogs, but cats as pets. GAARA Calm down! Calm down first. NARUTO I can hear my heartbeat. GAARA Too little time for preparations, right? NARUTO I have two cats. Their names are Denka and Hina. I made a song for Denka and Hina! Here I go. *strum* They're always bustling with liveliness~~ When they're pooing they're so easy-going~~ Denka's all squishy and Hina's like a pompom~~ Let's bounce around tonight all the way too~~ Since by morning they'll be quietly sleeping away~~ Kyaaa~~ How was that? GAARA Why... are they easy-going when pooing?! NARUTO But it's cute like that! GAARA Well well well well... NARUTO IT'S CUTE LIKE THAT!! GAARA Well, but... it was interesting. NARUTO YEAH?! GAARA I may like it. I may like it after all. NARUTO There's a second stanza to this... I did a second stanza, went back to working on it... Then I realised it was too long, if I were to sing the whole thing out. GAARA I see. NARUTO So I decided to end it in one stanza. GAARA Well, you see... I take my hat off to Takeuchi-san, for having enough courage to pull a stunt like that in front of so many people. NARUTO Everybody felt that way. When they praised me it was all like that. When my mom heard the song she said "Ah, that was refreshing." GAARA Refreshing... NARUTO But you told me to do it, so I did it! Anyway that's just how 'good' my guitar is. That's why I need the help of all of you! GAARA I see. Really. NARUTO I really really do! And so, in this radio show, all of you who are listening are members of the show. So I'd like all of you to think of lyrics for the song too. Let's start from the lyrics of the song! I'll use the lyrics you all send in to make a serious song! But I wonder what song genre would be good? Ishida-san, what do you think? GAARA If... it was something like that song just now, for Takeuchi-san that kind of song would be easier, wouldn't it? NARUTO But but! The me now and the me just now... we're completely different! GAARA Oh, I see! You're growing up every second! NARUTO That's right! GAARA Then how about... heavy metal? NARUTO Something closer to that. A little bit more. GAARA How about rap? NARUTO Rap... with a guitar? Does such a genre exist? GAARA I have no idea. NARUTO Then, rap it is? GAARA Somehow... NARUTO How about one more genre for backup? GAARA Something that screams 'Jurassic Takeuchi'? NARUTO What in the world is that?! GAARA Something like that. NARUTO Rap. Rap is... Tshchatscha yo yo, something like that? GAARA I don't know about the 'yo yo' part... NARUTO No? GAARA Probably feels that way. NARUTO Feels that way, yeah? Ishida-san doesn't know either?! So what's next? GAARA But you see, I'm not aiming to be a singer-songwriter, no? It's not good to always depend on others! Thought that means I'd have to deny this section. NARUTO This is a section that depends on other people!! GAARA That's right. Yes yes, I'm sorry. NARUTO So what's the next genre? Which song genre would be good? GAARA Next would be... Well, since we're Japanese we have to sing something that reflects the heart of Japan? NARUTO ... You want me to sing Enka on a folk guitar? (Enka is a type of modern Japanese ballad which sounds like afternoon senior citizen karaoke. No, really.) GAARA It's all right! It's all right!! NARUTO Why? Why this genre? Only you would... GAARA You know, like, while wearing a double lame suit, sitting on a stool with your guitar, strumming out an Enka song... NARUTO Wait a minute wait a minute... Why do I have to wear a double suit? GAARA It just came out that way, when I visualized the scene. NARUTO Okay, I got it. We'll keep this genre in mind. Ishida-san, give me a good line for inserting in the lyrics. GAARA Good line for lyrics. I guess it should really be... about yourself? If you sing about yourself you can really put your heart into it. NARUTO You're right. GAARA So how about a line about yourself? About your hidden... feminine heart. NARUTO Feminine heart... Hidden? GAARA Hidden. NARUTO ... I'm always showing my feminine heart! GAARA You are?! NARUTO What's with your surprise? GAARA I'm sorry. NARUTO We'll put Ishida-san's line in the lyrics. For sure. GAARA Really? So... this song will definitely be released? NARUTO Please think about the lyrics carefully! GAARA Aah... so... when you're making lyrics for the song, when you refer to yourself, you must use 'atai.' Atai is something something. (atai is a valley-girl way of referring to oneself.) NARUTO This is not good not good. It's going to put me on the spot! GAARA Like, Atai no Misao [My Chastity]. NARUTO I get it- wha, My Chastity?! GAARA Something like that. NARUTO I understand. We'll definitely- GAARA Atai is just a thief-cat anyway. NARUTO WHY do I have to use that?! This guy here's been irritating and tardy from a long time ago! GAARA On the contrary, this is rather refreshing, eh? NARUTO I get it. I understand. Atai will be in the lyrics for sure. GAARA Yes. NARUTO And so, all you listeners, please care for me very much! Please give me tips on how to become better in guitar! Do me this favour! Also, I await your lyrics submission, etc. Please send me things that are /not/ related to 'atai' phrases. We're not just collecting those, but you can also send song genres you think will fit the show! Please send them all in to the Music Care section! Aniplex Hour! Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! COMMERCIAL The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years. A great, epic adventure. Original Video Animation. 3/7O7 Demolition. Now selling. Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure... The three sisters from Hong Kong are here! Spanning the world, the modern action/adventure R.O.D. Finally a television series! R.O.D. the TV, DVD Disc 1. Lots and lots of it from Aniplex, selling on 20th October onwards! Aniplex Hour Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon! NARUTO Naruto, Naruhodo Jouhou! In this section, we'll be pushing out special NARUTO information. The one who'll be introducing it to us will be the Kunoichi ninja from Aniplex - Minami-chan! Good evening~ MINAMI Good evening! Pleased to be of service! NARUTO & GAARA Pleasure's all ours! NARUTO Before we listen to the secret information you've brought for us today! MINAMI Yes! NARUTO We asked for your Nindou last last week, right? MINAMI Yes! NARUTO For today, please give us some lyrics! MINAMI Lyrics? NARUTO Yes. MINAMI Let's see... You mean, it has to feel something like /that thing/ just now? NARUTO No no no no NO NO NO NO NO!! NO! NO!!! GAARA Yes! Like that line just now! MINAMI After that line, you'd put my contribution in as well? NARUTO Of course. MINAMI I see. "I drink the wine of tears tonight as well." GAARA The genre's been decided. With those lyrics. NARUTO All of you are so strange! What in the world are you guys thinking?! GAARA You know, for the second line we could put in 'brusque hag!' MINAMI "Atai is nothing but a brusque hag after all." NARUTO I'm not listening. I'm not listening anymore! Okay! Let's have you introduce the goods now! MINAMI Yes! Well, for this time... We're having some information about NARUTO's opening and ending themes. NARUTO Yes! MINAMI Both the OP and ED will change on October the 15th. The OP will be... by 'Little by Little,' this is a duo song group of a male and female pair. NARUTO Yeah yeah. MINAMI Yep! The song used is called 'Kanashimi o Yasashisa ni' [Sadness Into Kindness]. It's a... well, a really beautiful song with a beautiful voice, so... NARUTO Beautiful voice. MINAMI Something that's smooth along the ears. As for the ending, it'll be changed into 'Viva Rock - Japanese side' by the group 'Orange Range.' This is an Okinawan group... a six-person all-male group from Okinawa. It's got a stout feel... a manly, well, cool sounding song. NARUTO Opening and ending changes... it feels good, eh? MINAMI It's going to be noisy but cool. We have two tunes, after all. And also. About this OP and ED... Their debut dates have also been decided. NARUTO Oh, when? MINAMI The OP, Kanashimi o Yasashisa ni will start selling from December the 17th. It's a bit late. And then the ending, Viva Rock - Japanese Side by Orange Range. In the CD there are about five songs included - a very manly arrangement. It'll begin selling on October the 22nd. It's going on sale soon. NARUTO Almost on sale! MINAMI It's almost on sale! Please remember to dash to your nearest CD shop for it. NARUTO Buy the Orange Range CD in October, and Little by Little on December. While you enjoy watching NARUTO at the same time! That's the feeling! GAARA Yeah, that's right. NARUTO I'll be buying it too! MINAMI Oh yes please. NARUTO Even if I just said it to keep with the tradition of saying it! But I think I'll buy it! MINAMI Please do! NARUTO Yes! That was, Naruto Naruhodo Jouhou, Aniplex's Kunoichi ninja, Minami-chan! We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while. We're collecting all your mails for the program! Your thoughts and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou, Music Care, etc etc! Where should your missives all go to? Ishida-san, please. GAARA Yes. Postcards should be addressed to: PO 552-8501 Radio Oosaka O-! Naruto Nippon Email should go to: naruto@obc1314.com NARUTO Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program! Send them all in and you can become a hero! And now, let's read out a postcard here... GAARA Yes yes. NARUTO This is from Academy Student The-Sabra-abra-san. This is about what kind of a person Ishida-san is. He's surprisingly pretty bubbly. He went all wild in one of the concerts he was in and was completely unlike himself! Thank you. I was waiting for something like this! Thank you! So, what were you doing, in this? GAARA Or rather... I think you got some wrong information? NARUTO No, really?! GAARA That I went completely wild? Well... Well to me, I was working hard at that time! NARUTO That means you went wild! GAARA No, no no no. NARUTO You went wild, didn't you? GAARA No, I didn't! I didn't go all wild! NARUTO Ah, to Ishida-san he was just having a good time. GAARA Yes, that's right. I did not do anything to destroy the stage. NARUTO But to others they thought you went all wild! GAARA Well maybe... NARUTO I see. Ishida-san is so enigmatic, I still don't understand him so next week I'll work hard too! Ah! We'll be broadcasting the show next week with all our chakra as usual! The monthly personality is still going to be Ishida-san! GAARA And therefore... I shall await all of your WONDERFUL LYRICS. Pleased to host the show next week too! NARUTO So see you next week, same time! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and! GAARA Ishida Akira. 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