O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 03
20th October, 2003
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Gaara - Ishida Akira
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden Leaf.
We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Good evening! I'm Takeuchi Junko, the voice of Naruto, also the personality
of this show!
And the monthly personality is Ishida Akira-san, who voices Gaara!
GAARA
If you dare interfere with my radio broadcast... I'll kill you.
What's with that bloodthirsty opening - Ishida Akira?
Thank you.
NARUTO
You're always going around killing people!
GAARA
Yeah, you're right.
NARUTO
Frankly, this is the third time we're doing this together...
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
Before we came onto this radio show, I met up with Ishida-san at the
AFUREKO recording studio, didn't I?
(AFUREKO, short for 'After Record' - used to describe off-show, OOC
conversations between seiyuu cast which are recorded)
GAARA
Ah, yes, that's right.
NARUTO
But this man! He didn't even meet my eyes once at all!
Not even once!
GAARA
I know. I know.
NARUTO
Why were you so different?
GAARA
Eh?
NARUTO
Why are you so different now?
GAARA
Well, like, you know...
/That/ was the Real Me.
NARUTO
Ah. Well. I suppose you have a lot on your mind too.
I'll catch up with Ishida-san anyway.
GAARA
Don't!!
NARUTO
Let's do our Nindou now. Nindou, Nindou!
I'll go first, okay?
This is the Nindou of Academy Student Hamunchou-san.
Hamunchou-san's Nindou!
Without any complaints, with a big smile, and with a whole face full
of prawns, the Mysterious Dishes that my grandmother cooks will be eaten.
This is Watashi no... Wagaya no Nindou datte ba yo!
(wagaya is a polite way of referring to 'my family')
Yep.
GAARA
Mysterious Dishes.
I wonder.
NARUTO
I wonder too.
Mysterious Dishes.
GAARA
I wonder what kind of Dish it is exactly?
NARUTO
This... "I will eat, without any complaints, with a big smile,
and with a whole face full of prawns... this is Wagaya no Nindou..."
Not just Watashi, but Wagaya! That's so good...
GAARA
They're such a united family, that's so good...
NARUTO
They're all so nice and kind!
GAARA
That's right.
NARUTO
Yep!
GAARA
Let's have another one.
This is a Nindou from Ninja-Rock-san, that's a radio name, by the way.
Underwear must be black. This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!
NARUTO
What do you think?
GAARA
I suddenly feel all tensed up.
NARUTO
Ee... I think someone mentioned that wearing red underwear would give
you some kind of good fortune, right?
During auditions... during commercials, red underwear...
GAARA
Well then were you wearing red underwear during the audition for NARUTO?
NARUTO
Ngh uh.
But when I heard about that, I went for another audition with red underwear.
GAARA
There! You /did/ wear it!
NARUTO
Oopsy.
GAARA
That won't do!
NARUTO
It was strange...
Well, let's go on to the next one!
An Academy Student from Oosaka, Tsuki-neko-san.
I must sleep while wearing my shoes tte ba yo!
Ara.
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
This isn't good.
GAARA
Why?
NARUTO
You see.
If you try to keep your feet warm during sleep by wearing shoes...
When you wake up the next morning, I don't know how it happens but your
whole body will just feel bad.
That's why you'd better take them off!
GAARA
Hmm... Then if you wear red underwear while you sleep, will it give
some good ventilation or whatnots?
NARUTO
Good ventilation for what?
GAARA
Hm, I don't know how to say it.
NARUTO
Your fingers, maybe?
GAARA
Well let's have one more, eh?
NARUTO
Yeah!
GAARA
Mikan-san from Chiba has this to say!
No full power, no shower!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!
NARUTO
Aah, I understand that!
GAARA
Why?
NARUTO
It gives that... FULL-BLAST feel, no?
GAARA
FULL-BLAST feel?
What do you mean, FULL-BLAST feel?
NARUTO
After all, if you can get that slithering feel you'd be sighing, like
'haaa...', right?
GAARA
I don't really know how FULL-BLAST or slithering feels like...
NARUTO
But hey! How the heck else can I explain it? Ah well!
This program is a selection test based on your strength datte ba yo!
All of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the
Academy.
If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become
Genin.
If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of
mission and now you're Chuunin.
If your mail gets read out thirty times!
You're branded as elite and you not just become Jounin!
You get invited to the studio!
GAARA
And yes, there was a question from a listener about that part...
NARUTO
What is it?
GAARA
Eika-san, that's a penname, from Hyoukou.
Will we get anything if we become Genin? What about if we become Chuunin,
etc?
NARUTO
Ah. You got me where it hurt!
GAARA
So what about it?
NARUTO
Yes! And...
Today... we had some Academy students, like, four of them?
So you've all become Genin!
Please believe that... you'll get /something/ in your mail soon!
GAARA
/Something/?
NARUTO
Yes, please believe that /something/ will be sent to you. /Something/!
GAARA
/Something/!
NARUTO
We have a variety of them!
GAARA
Yes, I got it!
NARUTO
You can't throw them away!
Something will arrive in your mail!
GAARA
Will they throw it away? It's not something they get everyday!
NARUTO
We may have sent something troublesome to you, after all.
So, please look forward to it!
GAARA
All right.
Enough talk.
Send your postcards. Now.
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under its flapping wings!
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
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on 6th November!
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Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Music Care.
In this section, we'll set out a special mission for all in which we
try to make it into the left page of some super music magazine!
While all you listeners give out your 'caring' help, so that Takeuchi
Junko can become a hero of the music industry, you will give great help
to her and her guitar skills! It's a great mission datte ba yo!
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
And also! This is a chance for us to be making an image song for this
radio show together with all you listeners.
GAARA
In other words, let's see...
We'll... DEPEND on the listeners, and MAKE us a song, RELEASE us a CD,
and live off the royalties?
You know, you shouldn't count your chickens before they're hatched...
NARUTO
Well, that was rude of you.
If I get it done I'll win 'em all!
I'll win 'em all, if I get it done!
GAARA
You win if you get it done. Yep.
NARUTO
In other words, this is a memorable documentary show about whether Takeuchi
Junko is going to be able to become a singer-songwriter.
GAARA
I see.
Sounds really grand.
I can have an associate who's a singer-songwriter!
NARUTO
Now ain't that cool? Takeuchi the singer-songwriter!
GAARA
Cool!
So well, how... how good are you in guitar... now?
I'm a bit concerned-
It's something worth looking forward to, eh?
Because you see, from the information I've got...
The producer of a certain fame...
She's a huge, rising star!... he said.
She's got a legendary, super original song on the boards!... he said.
We had a conversation like that.
NARUTO
Not just the producer!
I'm going to let you all here listen to it!
GAARA
Everybody here's going to hear this song, right?
NARUTO
OKAY WITH ME!!
I'll lock up my shame and work hard on it!
I have a red guitar!
Her name is Ganko-chan.
GAARA
You gave your guitar a name?
NARUTO
Isn't she cute?
Eeh, the song doesn't really have a name.
I have... not dogs, but cats as pets.
GAARA
Calm down!
Calm down first.
NARUTO
I can hear my heartbeat.
GAARA
Too little time for preparations, right?
NARUTO
I have two cats.
Their names are Denka and Hina.
I made a song for Denka and Hina!
Here I go.
*strum*
They're always bustling with liveliness~~
When they're pooing they're so easy-going~~
Denka's all squishy and Hina's like a pompom~~
Let's bounce around tonight all the way too~~
Since by morning they'll be quietly sleeping away~~
Kyaaa~~
How was that?
GAARA
Why... are they easy-going when pooing?!
NARUTO
But it's cute like that!
GAARA
Well well well well...
NARUTO
IT'S CUTE LIKE THAT!!
GAARA
Well, but... it was interesting.
NARUTO
YEAH?!
GAARA
I may like it.
I may like it after all.
NARUTO
There's a second stanza to this...
I did a second stanza, went back to working on it...
Then I realised it was too long, if I were to sing the whole thing out.
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
So I decided to end it in one stanza.
GAARA
Well, you see...
I take my hat off to Takeuchi-san, for having enough courage to pull
a stunt like that in front of so many people.
NARUTO
Everybody felt that way.
When they praised me it was all like that.
When my mom heard the song she said "Ah, that was refreshing."
GAARA
Refreshing...
NARUTO
But you told me to do it, so I did it!
Anyway that's just how 'good' my guitar is.
That's why I need the help of all of you!
GAARA
I see. Really.
NARUTO
I really really do!
And so, in this radio show, all of you who are listening are members
of the show.
So I'd like all of you to think of lyrics for the song too.
Let's start from the lyrics of the song!
I'll use the lyrics you all send in to make a serious song!
But I wonder what song genre would be good?
Ishida-san, what do you think?
GAARA
If... it was something like that song just now, for Takeuchi-san that
kind of song would be easier, wouldn't it?
NARUTO
But but! The me now and the me just now... we're completely different!
GAARA
Oh, I see!
You're growing up every second!
NARUTO
That's right!
GAARA
Then how about... heavy metal?
NARUTO
Something closer to that.
A little bit more.
GAARA
How about rap?
NARUTO
Rap... with a guitar?
Does such a genre exist?
GAARA
I have no idea.
NARUTO
Then, rap it is?
GAARA
Somehow...
NARUTO
How about one more genre for backup?
GAARA
Something that screams 'Jurassic Takeuchi'?
NARUTO
What in the world is that?!
GAARA
Something like that.
NARUTO
Rap. Rap is...
Tshchatscha yo yo, something like that?
GAARA
I don't know about the 'yo yo' part...
NARUTO
No?
GAARA
Probably feels that way.
NARUTO
Feels that way, yeah?
Ishida-san doesn't know either?!
So what's next?
GAARA
But you see, I'm not aiming to be a singer-songwriter, no?
It's not good to always depend on others!
Thought that means I'd have to deny this section.
NARUTO
This is a section that depends on other people!!
GAARA
That's right.
Yes yes, I'm sorry.
NARUTO
So what's the next genre?
Which song genre would be good?
GAARA
Next would be... Well, since we're Japanese we have to sing something
that reflects the heart of Japan?
NARUTO
... You want me to sing Enka on a folk guitar?
(Enka is a type of modern Japanese ballad which sounds like afternoon
senior citizen karaoke. No, really.)
GAARA
It's all right!
It's all right!!
NARUTO
Why? Why this genre?
Only you would...
GAARA
You know, like, while wearing a double lame suit, sitting on a stool
with your guitar, strumming out an Enka song...
NARUTO
Wait a minute wait a minute...
Why do I have to wear a double suit?
GAARA
It just came out that way, when I visualized the scene.
NARUTO
Okay, I got it.
We'll keep this genre in mind.
Ishida-san, give me a good line for inserting in the lyrics.
GAARA
Good line for lyrics.
I guess it should really be... about yourself?
If you sing about yourself you can really put your heart into it.
NARUTO
You're right.
GAARA
So how about a line about yourself?
About your hidden... feminine heart.
NARUTO
Feminine heart... Hidden?
GAARA
Hidden.
NARUTO
... I'm always showing my feminine heart!
GAARA
You are?!
NARUTO
What's with your surprise?
GAARA
I'm sorry.
NARUTO
We'll put Ishida-san's line in the lyrics. For sure.
GAARA
Really? So... this song will definitely be released?
NARUTO
Please think about the lyrics carefully!
GAARA
Aah... so... when you're making lyrics for the song, when you refer
to yourself, you must use 'atai.'
Atai is something something.
(atai is a valley-girl way of referring to oneself.)
NARUTO
This is not good not good.
It's going to put me on the spot!
GAARA
Like, Atai no Misao [My Chastity].
NARUTO
I get it- wha, My Chastity?!
GAARA
Something like that.
NARUTO
I understand.
We'll definitely-
GAARA
Atai is just a thief-cat anyway.
NARUTO
WHY do I have to use that?!
This guy here's been irritating and tardy from a long time ago!
GAARA
On the contrary, this is rather refreshing, eh?
NARUTO
I get it. I understand.
Atai will be in the lyrics for sure.
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
And so, all you listeners, please care for me very much!
Please give me tips on how to become better in guitar!
Do me this favour!
Also, I await your lyrics submission, etc.
Please send me things that are /not/ related to 'atai' phrases.
We're not just collecting those, but you can also send song genres you
think will fit the show!
Please send them all in to the Music Care section!
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NARUTO
Naruto, Naruhodo Jouhou!
In this section, we'll be pushing out special NARUTO information.
The one who'll be introducing it to us will be the Kunoichi ninja from
Aniplex - Minami-chan!
Good evening~
MINAMI
Good evening!
Pleased to be of service!
NARUTO & GAARA
Pleasure's all ours!
NARUTO
Before we listen to the secret information you've brought for us today!
MINAMI
Yes!
NARUTO
We asked for your Nindou last last week, right?
MINAMI
Yes!
NARUTO
For today, please give us some lyrics!
MINAMI
Lyrics?
NARUTO
Yes.
MINAMI
Let's see...
You mean, it has to feel something like /that thing/ just now?
NARUTO
No no no no NO NO NO NO NO!! NO! NO!!!
GAARA
Yes! Like that line just now!
MINAMI
After that line, you'd put my contribution in as well?
NARUTO
Of course.
MINAMI
I see.
"I drink the wine of tears tonight as well."
GAARA
The genre's been decided. With those lyrics.
NARUTO
All of you are so strange!
What in the world are you guys thinking?!
GAARA
You know, for the second line we could put in 'brusque hag!'
MINAMI
"Atai is nothing but a brusque hag after all."
NARUTO
I'm not listening. I'm not listening anymore!
Okay! Let's have you introduce the goods now!
MINAMI
Yes!
Well, for this time...
We're having some information about NARUTO's opening and ending themes.
NARUTO
Yes!
MINAMI
Both the OP and ED will change on October the 15th.
The OP will be... by 'Little by Little,' this is a duo song group of
a male and female pair.
NARUTO
Yeah yeah.
MINAMI
Yep! The song used is called 'Kanashimi o Yasashisa ni' [Sadness Into
Kindness].
It's a... well, a really beautiful song with a beautiful voice, so...
NARUTO
Beautiful voice.
MINAMI
Something that's smooth along the ears.
As for the ending, it'll be changed into 'Viva Rock - Japanese side'
by the group 'Orange Range.'
This is an Okinawan group... a six-person all-male group from Okinawa.
It's got a stout feel... a manly, well, cool sounding song.
NARUTO
Opening and ending changes... it feels good, eh?
MINAMI
It's going to be noisy but cool.
We have two tunes, after all.
And also. About this OP and ED...
Their debut dates have also been decided.
NARUTO
Oh, when?
MINAMI
The OP, Kanashimi o Yasashisa ni will start selling from December the
17th. It's a bit late.
And then the ending, Viva Rock - Japanese Side by Orange Range.
In the CD there are about five songs included - a very manly arrangement.
It'll begin selling on October the 22nd. It's going on sale soon.
NARUTO
Almost on sale!
MINAMI
It's almost on sale!
Please remember to dash to your nearest CD shop for it.
NARUTO
Buy the Orange Range CD in October, and Little by Little on December.
While you enjoy watching NARUTO at the same time!
That's the feeling!
GAARA
Yeah, that's right.
NARUTO
I'll be buying it too!
MINAMI
Oh yes please.
NARUTO
Even if I just said it to keep with the tradition of saying it!
But I think I'll buy it!
MINAMI
Please do!
NARUTO
Yes!
That was, Naruto Naruhodo Jouhou, Aniplex's Kunoichi ninja, Minami-chan!
We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while.
We're collecting all your mails for the program!
Your thoughts and of course, Henge no Jutsu suggestions, your Nindou,
Music Care, etc etc!
Where should your missives all go to?
Ishida-san, please.
GAARA
Yes. Postcards should be addressed to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should go to:
naruto@obc1314.com
NARUTO
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero!
And now, let's read out a postcard here...
GAARA
Yes yes.
NARUTO
This is from Academy Student The-Sabra-abra-san.
This is about what kind of a person Ishida-san is.
He's surprisingly pretty bubbly.
He went all wild in one of the concerts he was in and was completely
unlike himself!
Thank you.
I was waiting for something like this!
Thank you!
So, what were you doing, in this?
GAARA
Or rather... I think you got some wrong information?
NARUTO
No, really?!
GAARA
That I went completely wild?
Well...
Well to me, I was working hard at that time!
NARUTO
That means you went wild!
GAARA
No, no no no.
NARUTO
You went wild, didn't you?
GAARA
No, I didn't! I didn't go all wild!
NARUTO
Ah, to Ishida-san he was just having a good time.
GAARA
Yes, that's right. I did not do anything to destroy the stage.
NARUTO
But to others they thought you went all wild!
GAARA
Well maybe...
NARUTO
I see.
Ishida-san is so enigmatic, I still don't understand him so next week
I'll work hard too!
Ah! We'll be broadcasting the show next week with all our chakra as
usual!
The monthly personality is still going to be Ishida-san!
GAARA
And therefore... I shall await all of your WONDERFUL LYRICS.
Pleased to host the show next week too!
NARUTO
So see you next week, same time!
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
GAARA
Ishida Akira.
BOTH
Bye bye!
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16.May.2004
Last revised: 26.May.2004
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