O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 02
13th October, 2003
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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Gaara - Ishida Akira
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NARUTO
We're on air from the studio of the Hidden leaf.
This is our second time, so let's go!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
O... RA!! We're going to have a crunching good time today too!
Good evening!
I'm Takeuchi Junko, voicing Uzumaki Naruto, the personality for this
radio show.
I thought we'd have some first-time listeners and so I want to introduce
myself again.
I'm Takeuchi Junko, voicing Uzumaki Naruto.
There're a lot of things I want to talk about, but I think you more
or less get it.
And yes, I'm a girl. Please at least notice that.
Right, let's introduce the monthly personality who's hosting this radio
show together with me!
GAARA
If you dare try to stop me, I'll kill all of you!
Good evening. I'm Ishida Akira, voicing Gaara.
NARUTO
Oh, scary, that was scary.
GAARA
Don't get in my way.
Yep yep! Actually, the real me is nothing like that.
NARUTO
Well, if you're like Gaara then...
GAARA
I'm actually a very kind and gentle onii-san.
Don't laugh, you.
Don't laugh.
NARUTO
I don't think that's possible.
GAARA
Why?
NARUTO
You know...
GAARA
I mean, you'd feel like exaggerating once in a while too!
NARUTO
Really. Really.
You really said it! Some things can only be spoken and nothing else!
With your mouth you can say anything!
GAARA
I think so too.
Some things only can be said!
NARUTO
Yes! So last week I asked a lot of questions to probe about Ishida-san's
True Character.
But in the end I understood absolutely nothing about Ishida-san at all.
So I shall ask one more question.
GAARA
Yes, what is it?
Question attack!
NARUTO
Well! What kind of girls do you like?!
GAARA
Kind of girls I like?
Yeah...
Hmm... In any case...
NARUTO
Wait, wait.
Stop looking away. Look over /there/!
A bit more, please.
GAARA
Well, if in this studio then...
NARUTO
Wait, wait wait wait...
GAARA
There's no one like that in this studio, so...
NARUTO
Ishida-san, you've NOT met my eyes for once all this while!
GAARA
Is that so?
NARUTO
Ever since I asked you about the kind of girls you liked!
GAARA
Yes, yes...
NARUTO
Well that's all right, as long as it's anyone but me.
GAARA
Oh well, I may kind of like someone like Takeuchi-san after all, you
know?
NARUTO
Hey, look at me in the eye, dammit!
GAARA
Yep, yep.
NARUTO
I understand. I got it.
I'll have to attack you again later, so listeners, please wait a while
more.
We're hosting this show in a studio full of halfbeaks, sticklebacks
and gigantic waves!
Ah, we're in a radio broadcast so you can't really see it, so you must
be dying to know!
GAARA
It seems like they don't know anything...
NARUTO
Yes, your objection is overruled!
Ishida-san's undergone a complete transformation, has donned a special
get-up today and is looking cool.
GAARA
Well, none of you can really see it so that's fine...
NARUTO
Objection overruled!
We're on volume 1 of this radio show where the victim namelist runs
for so long that we'll have to do a complete analysis on why that is
so!
GAARA
I wonder why, I wonder... wait, that's not it!
Is this a program that reports information about NARUTO or not, really!
NARUTO
Geh. How did you know about the mission?
You must be a Nukenin [Abandoner-nin]!
GAARA
Yes, yes, I am.
NARUTO
Producer! Throw Ishida-san out!
He's completely got no motivation!
GAARA
DIE! I'm going to kill you!
Desert Coffin!
NARUTO
AArck! Kyu!
GAARA
And, while Takeuchi-san is lying prostrate on the ground, I thought
I'd just introduce this radio show properly for once!
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase
accordingly.
In other words, it's a selection test based on your strength!
You, don't sit down!
Please keep lying prostrate.
Don't come near me.
Currently, all of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation
in the Academy.
If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become
Genin.
If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of
mission and now you're Chuunin.
If your mail gets read out thirty times!
Hm... thirty times...
I don't think it's quite possible but!
You're branded as elite and you not just become Jounin!
You get invited to the studio-
Well... I don't think that's ever going to happen, but...
But still, work hard! Yep!
NARUTO
Yeah! I'm alive again!
So please send in all your postcards and let everybody acknowledge your
true powers datte ba yo!
GAARA
Dammit, that was fast.
It must be the power of the Kyuubi!
NARUTO
Kyu kyu!!
We're gonna burn up and get going with chakra today as well!
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NARUTO
Narikiri, Henge no Jutsu! [Complete Change, It's the Henge no Jutsu!
Art of Transformation]
In this corner, the monthly personality and I will throw off all our
restraints and compete against each other with a Henge no Jutsu.
We'll transform into what's written on the cards we draw out from the
pile, and see who does the better complete change.
In some sense, you could call it a forbidden Jutsu.
Though I pretty much enjoy doing this.
In addition! On the part of the person who loses, for one unit of training,
he has to perform the Oiroke no Jutsu [Sexy no Jutsu].
Yes. For one unit of training, he has to perform the Oiroke no Jutsu.
GAARA
That's probably easy for you but what about me?!... that's how I feel
right now.
NARUTO
You may be right, but hey, it's pretty tough even for me!
GAARA
Is that so?
NARUTO
Yes it is.
So anyway, Ishida-san, please draw one card out from the pile!
GAARA
I wonder if my absolute defence even works in this case...
Wait, that's not the problem here.
NARUTO
Of course not!
GAARA
Then... I'll take this! Tadah!
Hmm... wha... what the heck is this?!
NARUTO
What, what? Read it out!
GAARA
Pretend to be a Holstein cow getting her...
... udders squeezed.
Hang on a bit.
What the... eh?
Do Holstein cows even make noise when they're getting their udders squeezed?!
Wait a minute!
What the heck?!
NARUTO
Even harder than the Oiroke no Jutsu.
Then, shall we proceed, Ishida-san?
GAARA
Let's go!
Transform!
Moo...
I think my udders are quite well developed now.
Moo... I guess it's about time I had them squeezed.
Onii-san, I'm counting on you today too.
Aah. Aaah~ right there...
This feels so good, so good to be squeezed...
Aaaah~~ I wonder if those people at the Oden shop will be drinking this...
Aaaaaah~ I think of that happening and I feel like I'm in bliss~
Ah. So much came out. I think I'll eat grass and then go to sleep.
Mooo... Moo... If I eat and sleep I'll become a cow-
Oh wait, I /am/ a cow.
NARUTO
That was a long transformation.
GAARA
Or rather!
It's like "how the heck long is this guy gonna drag it out?!",
don't you think?
NARUTO
So funny!
GAARA
Just what was that all about!
NARUTO
At first, I thought wow, that's a really despicable entry... sounds
pretty hard to do!
GAARA
Yes! Those lines were hard to reiterate!
NARUTO
Ishida-san you looked like you really enjoyed yourself just now.
GAARA
E-Enjoyed myself?!
NARUTO
Ooo... Mooo mooo!
Cool, so you can do it like that! All right.
Then it's my turn now.
GAARA
Please do.
NARUTO
Oh no.
GAARA
What? What is it?
NARUTO
Female High School student.
GAARA
Female High... a girl trying to act like a female High student? I guess
in some sense it might be difficult.
NARUTO
But... I... hmmm I wonder when I was last a female High student?
GAARA
You're going to say?!
NARUTO
This isn't good...
GAARA
Then say it! How long ago was that?
NARUTO
Let's see... four, five, ten...
GAARA
A very long time ago.
NARUTO
I can definitely say that it wasn't a very short time ago.
Hey wait a minute, do you mean the female High students of /this/ generation?
Or can I just do anything I want?
GAARA
Then well, let's just put it as the student of any generation you want.
NARUTO
Okay, but oh man, this is tough.
GAARA
Oh wait, but please don't do a female High student during the warring
period or something.
We probably wouldn't understand.
NARUTO
Dangit.
GAARA
Oh no, I upset your plans, didn't I?
NARUTO
Here we go!
Takeuchi Junko's transforming into a female High student.
Transform!
Hi! Shibuya go go shinai?
Yo! Oh yes! A good job, good job, good job!
Oh no, oh oh!
GAARA
Wait a minute.
NARUTO
Yes?
GAARA
First of all, WHICH country is this girl from?
NARUTO
Oh well, no, I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
GAARA
Is this an American school or something?
NARUTO
A girl who goes to an American school, but as for her country of origin
I have no idea.
GAARA
You don't know her country of origin.
But do female High students say 'good job! good job!' like that?!
NARUTO
I told you, I don't know.
I transformed into her so I have no idea what happened.
Like I've been completely taken over!
Now! Who's got the better transformation?
I wonder how the judgment will go?
Hmm... we have a lot of staff today.
Okay, so raise your hand if you thought Ishida-san was better.
Ah, one person.
GAARA
Hey wait a minute!
I saw a heck of a lot of hands just now!
NARUTO
Ah well, so raise your hand if you thought Takeuchi was better.
Right! So the verdict is that, I win!
GAARA
Wait a minute!
Nobody raised any hands just now!
NARUTO
Oh come on, you should have figured it out!
If /I/ do the Oiroke no Jutsu it wouldn't be interesting anymore!
Right? Right? Come on, figure it out!
GAARA
Uwah! We're in an adult's world here!
NARUTO
We'd wanted Ishida-san to do this right from the start, eh?
GAARA
No no!
NARUTO
Now then, for one unit of training, we'll let Ishida-san perform the
Oiroke no Jutsu.
The basics are Bon, Kyu, Bon, okay?
Bon, Kyu, Bon!
You understand?
GAARA
Uh huh...
Aa~~ I wonder why I'm so, so, so sexy.
If the men don't fall and kiss my feet...
That'd mean they have no eyes~
But... If it's a me with such chest proportions... I like myself too.
I don't dislike this that much, do I?
NARUTO
That sounded too listless.
That sounded like something you'd see on the TV at 1pm!
GAARA
Some melodramatic soap drama?
NARUTO
There you said it!
So anyway, Ms. Cow and the Oiroke no Jutsu you just did, which one was
easier, I wonder?
GAARA
The Oiroke no Jutsu.
NARUTO
You did it very well.
GAARA
Thank you very much.
NARUTO
Now you've made me feel bad again.
I wonder if I'm still sexy enough after this, really...
GAARA
Please steal it. Go ahead.
NARUTO
You mean that thing you did just now?
GAARA
Yes, that thing just now. Steal it.
NARUTO
That lazy- a little lazy, slothy, ready-to-go girl? I stole it.
GAARA
She's right in front of you. It's understandable.
NARUTO
Something like that.
But then though I feel like destroying her, I sort of feel like I understand
her.
GAARA
Because you're basically made of the same things.
NARUTO
Now we're talking - I can see more and more of your dark side.
GAARA
You get in the mood and you get that out of you.
NARUTO
That was an interesting answer. Thank you very much.
GAARA
Yes!
NARUTO
That was, the Narikiri Henge no Jutsu corner!
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NARUTO
Oo Naruto Nippon!
We have Ishida Akira-san in the studio with us today, so!
GAARA
Yes!
NARUTO
Here we go with another question and answer session.
GAARA
Too many questions!
NARUTO
But that's what it says on the program chart!
Well then... Ishida-san, what kind of a person were you during Secondary
and High School?
GAARA
I was very very serious.
You would never have imagined that I would develop into a person like
/this thing/ you're seeing here now.
NARUTO
How 'serious' were you?
GAARA
Anyway, I crammed my head with studies, always handing up my assignments
on time.
NARUTO
Wow, you really were serious.
GAARA
Ain't that right.
NARUTO
Very serious.
Don't tell me you've never even tried perming your hair or whatnots
during High School?
GAARA
I never did!
NARUTO
... you NEVER had a perm before in your life?
GAARA
Only once...
NARUTO
Once and only once?!
GAARA
Yes, only once. And it was a super duper oba-san type perm too.
I told myself I'd never do it again!
NARUTO
I see.
Because it doesn't really suit you.
GAARA
I dropped the perm within the same day.
NARUTO
Well, but I think it's good to be refreshing like that.
I pretty much like that, you see.
GAARA
Is that so?
NARUTO
Yes.
GAARA
Good.
NARUTO
This guy doesn't put his heart into his praises!
GAARA
Oh, that's so good!!
NARUTO
That's disgusting!
Anyway, how about explaining your character Gaara a little here?
I mean, not explain, but let's ask you questions about him.
What... kind of a character do you think Gaara is?
GAARA
What kind of character?
NARUTO
When you're voicing him, hmm... I wonder what to say? It's pretty tough,
I'd get stuck if you asked me about Naruto too.
GAARA
Yes, that's right.
Well but Gaara... anyway he's... a lonely child no matter how you think
about it.
Rather than concentrating on that he obviously thinks he should just
treat people like a prickly cactus now.
NARUTO
He /should/ treat people like-?!
GAARA
I think that part is important to him.
So I keep it in mind when I voice him.
NARUTO
I guess it's because Gaara's become a little difficult to voice in the
recent episodes.
Well it's not easy doing Naruto either... but Gaara's really difficult.
GAARA
You know... like, Gaara as a child - man that's challenging!
NARUTO
Yeah!
GAARA
Or maybe, we have to change what we say on air now!
Like you know, I guess somewhat - what needs to be done has been done
so...
NARUTO
It's been done and, anyway we'll just keep a listening ear for it.
I see. We're certainly looking out for it.
Gaara now or Gaara as a child, or Gaara who's going to have lots of
things happen to him next, everything's done by Ishida-san, right?
GAARA
Everything.
NARUTO
That means it'll show us the good parts of Ishida-san, right?
GAARA
That's right.
Or you could say, I've become Gaara myself...
NARUTO
You've become Gaara yourself?
GAARA
Like you know, we share the same experiences...
NARUTO
Wait, wait wait.
Look at me in the eye when talking to me!
GAARA
Like you know, killing my mother upon birth... Yes, that's Ishida.
NARUTO
Don't say that it's Ishida!
Scary! He's scary!
How can this guy be so smooth when talking about things like that?
You're scary!
Yeah, so anyway, let's go back to Kaara... Kaara? Gaara!
Let's go!
GAARA
He was known as Kaara when he was a child.
He was without the double dots in his name so instead of Ga he was Ka.
(in the Japanese Hiragana, Ga is written as Ka is, but with double dots
above it)
NARUTO
Yes, he was Kaara, but now he's Gaara.
GAARA
Gaara.
NARUTO
So when you voice Gaara, what do you take note of?
GAARA
Take note of. Take note of?
NARUTO
Like, that you can't smile when voicing him?
GAARA
That's true too, but...
The part where I become The Real Me... now that's some sense stress.
NARUTO
Okay, enough, enough, stop!
That wasn't nice!
So in this program we're waiting to collect all your mails!
GAARA
Come, come!
NARUTO
You're welcomed to ask the cast questions... oh, but please don't ask
questions that reveal /that/ kind of information like just now!
We're collecting entries for Henge no Jutsu too, thoughts about the
program, etc etc!
Send all your postcards to:
PO 552-8501
That's 552-8501.
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should go to:
n-a-r-u-t-o @ obc, numbers 1314 . c-o-m.
naruto@obc1314.com
Please send them all in!
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mail and postcards
to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero datte ba yo!
We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while
We'll be broadcasting the show next week with all our chakra as usual!
Ishida-san!
GAARA
Yes!
NARUTO
We're on a radio show here!
Ishida-san!
You're still up for next week, so I'm counting on you for your support.
GAARA
Yes, counting on you for your support too.
So all you listeners out there - now my True Character is becoming harder
and harder to decipher... Serves you right!
So anyway, we'll see each other next week!
NARUTO
Yes! You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
GAARA
Ishida Akira!
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13.May.2004
Last revision: 17.May.2004
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